#Pyrrha baby I did not want to see you like this

[novankenn]

Date-Day ... T-minus 36hours 23minutes

A snippet from "a Mafia" AU

Pyrrha didn't know what it was, about the Arc siblings, that caused her to feel out of sorts around them. Well she knew why she was that way with Jaune, though she would never give either her heart nor her mind the satisfaction of admitting it out loud. But Jaune's seven older sisters? She had no clue.

It wasn't like they were treating her badly. In fact they have been very welcoming to having Pyrrha around as Jaune's "bodyguard", But there was still something off about those seven women, and Pyrrha was about to voluntarily speak to the third oldest... about dating advice. Her heart fluttered at the thought of really holding Jaune's hand, and her mind... well her mind was a depraved and lewd place that she didn't want to touch right now.

With a slightly shaking hand, which was strange for Pyrrha as she was known to have ice water in her veins, and nerves of steel. Yet here she was shaking as she prepared to knock on Saphron's and her wife Terra's door. The pair were visiting the vineyard for a holiday, from their true home in Argus.

"Come in. It's open." came a very calm voice in response to Pyrrha's timid knocks. Pyrrha slowly pushed open the door and peered around its edge. "Oh, Pyrrha! Come in. Come in!"

Pyrrha plastered on what she hoped was a friendly smile, as she opened the door fully and stepped into the room. Saphron was alone in the well appointed room, sitting in a rocking chair, doing some needle point. She shot Pyrrha a smile.

"So to what do I owe this pleasant surprise visit?" Saphron asked, as she continued to work on her needle point. "I looks like you're troubled about something."

"Well... um..."

"Sit." Saphron pointed to a nearby plush chair as she set her needle work aside. Pyrrha took a seat, and then found Saphron leaning in close regarding her closely. "Is Jaune okay?"

"Jaune's perfectly healthy." Pyrrha reported. "He's in his room with Ruby and Yang playing video games."

"Good." Saphron did not sit back up, but just continued her leaning towards Pyrrha, "So?"

"Um... well... um..."

"Pyrrha, come now." Saphron leaned back into her chair, with a disappointed look upon her face. "A woman of you skills and reputation should have the spine to say what is on her mind. Now out with it."

"Date Night!" Pyrrha blurted out totally missing the comments about her skills and reputation.

"Date Night?" Saphron's warm smile became almost feral. "Are you FINALLY going on a date with Jaune? Who asked? Did you? Him?"

"No... no... Yang invited Jaune and Jaune invited me. Yang is taking Blake, and we're going to the movies, but I... I..."

"Have no idea how to act properly?"

"YES!"

"I can see you're issue." Saphron responded, her smile showing off strong gleaming teeth. "Have you come here to ask my advice?"

"YES!"

"Well firstly, calm down. This is a date, not a wedding ceremony. SO no need to be so nervous." Saphron calmly stated. "Jaune asked you because he wants you to go with him, which means he likes you and treasures your company."

"But..."

"Pyrrha, relax." Saphron still smiling her feral smile, leaned forward once again. "Everyone aside from Jaune knows you're more than you seem, and have it... bad for our adored little baby brother."

Pyrrha shivered, as Saphron said those final words. The emphasis on them giving Pyrrha the hint that a warning had just been issued. She shook the feeling away, much more interested in advice on how to not mess this up, over any implied things like threats of warnings.

"So first, dress nice but casual. No need to be fancy, it is just the movies." Saphron spoke slowly and softly, "In fact wearing that adorable hoodie he bought you would be perfect, paired with a nice pair of jeans, and sensible shoes."

Pyrrha nodded.

"Now for behavior." Saphron clasped her hand together. "This is a modern age, and as such, do not expect jaune to pay for everything. In fact you should offer to split the cost of the snacks, or pay for his and yours at the same time. We know you have the money."

Pyrrha nodded, again, totally missing the end comment.

"Now, just relax and enjoy the time together. Jaune is not going to get upset if you seem hesitant. He will think you're being shy, and not that you are a trained assassin sent to... hurt him." Saphron's vivid blue eyes flashed and her smile grew sinister.

"NO!" Pyrrha shouted as her date night addled mind just now cluing in on what Saphron had just said. She tried to jump from her chair, only to find a pair of strong hands pushing her down into the chair, by her shoulders.

"Thank you babe. I really didn't want to be chasing her through the house." Saphron addressed the owner of the hands holding Pyrrha in the chair. "Pyrrha, you know my wife... Terra."

"Hello!" Terra greeted Pyrrha, leaning over her shoulder, to shoot her a less than comforting smile.

"I..."

"Please be quiet, Pyr." Saphron cut off Jaune's failed would-be assassin by using Jaune's own pet name for her. "We've been watching you, and we're impressed. Even though you... originally were meant to end the life of our precious brother, you have instead been protecting him, that's points in your favor."

"You knew?"

"Of course my dear. We know about you, the five other attempts. We even know about Belladonna and her new line of work." Terra informed Pyrrha from over her shoulder as Saphron shifted in her seat, and began to unbutton the top of her shirt. "And as long as you continue to do as you have been, we have no issue with you being here, or even sharing a room with him."

"I would never..."

"We know you won't Pyr." Saphron commented, her steelie voice causing Pyrrha to focus her full attention on her. "We have faith in the strength of your... love for Jaune."

Pyrrha was stunned into silence not just from the blantant statement from Saphron, but also for what she was seeing. There inked into the flesh of Saphron's left breast, close to where the heart is was a very specific tattoo. A tattoo all knew about, but few if any had ever seen, and Pyrrha was staring at one right now.

"The Sisters of Mercy..." Pyrrha spoke that title with almost worshipful reverence, and utter ass puckering fear. It was at that point she understood why she was always on edge around Jaune's sisters, "You all are?"

"Yes. ALL Arc women are."

(A/N - All the titles now link back to the master list.)

[majoringinsarcasm]

Y’all what the Fuck did I just watch. I saw like three spoiler pictures and decided not to watch right away bc I needed to be mentally prepared for that kinda stuff and that was just NASTY!! Like the episode was good I don’t mean nasty as in bad I mean I’m emotionally ripped up but also when CC Did That, all of it but especially with Neo I was just like. Nah no nope that was Not It that was. That was freaky. Not in a the writers did it bad way I mean that was done so well bc I’m feeling the emotions they wanted which is upset and disgust that was GROSS

[jaune-submissive-and-breedable]

ruby has been acting bizarely horny towards jaune ever since pyrrha died and jaune just can't seem to figure out why... only to learn from tai that rose's are naturally drawn towards depressed blondes (it's summer all over again). and despite jaune's best attempts at avoiding the inevitable, he finds out the hard way that once a rose has you in their sights... it's already game over for you

also does this count as yandere?

Jaune paced back and forth as he held a certain reaper's scroll to his ear, waiting anxiously for the ringing to cease. Occasionally glancing back to the campsite where his friends lay sleeping. Watching for a familiar blur of red.

The ringing finally stopped, and a tired masculine voice answered, "What's wrong, rose bud??"

Jaune perked up, a sense of relief washes over him "Oh, Hello Mr. Rose"

He heard a groin from the older man. "It's Xia long kid, and I take it this is that Jaune kid?"

"No si...I mean yes..i...fuck.."

Taiyang rubbed his eyes as he listened to the boy stammering, his patience wearing thin "What do you want kid, and why are you on Ruby's scroll?"

Jaune stopped stammering and took a quick glance back at the campsite, "Well...Ruby's been acting very.......strange"

Tai yang sat up, concern on his face, "Strange.....how?"

"well...."

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"Oh fuck.....Ruby!"

The girl in question was on her knees with her head bobbing in between his legs. Her mouth full of his erect cock, eagerly lick and slobber on his length.

"Ruby what the hell!"

Ruby licked his length once more, giving his tip a quick kiss before pulling away and staring into his eyes

"Don't worry, Jaune~ I'll cheer you up~"

He leaned against a tree for support, a hand clasp over his mouth as to not disturb their other teammates.

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"And all I did was Some training to a video Pyrrha left me"

Tai yang raised an eyebrow, part of him feeling murderous towards the blonde "Is that all?"

Jaune bite his lip, unsure if he should continue or not "umm...those are the more tame interactions we had recently"

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One night, Jaune whimpered as he dreamt of the fall again. Pyrrha's last words to him echoing in his mind. That is, until she started kissing and grinding against his groin. Being shook from his dream. he woke to see Ruby sitting on his sleeping bag, dressed only in her stockings with heart shaped iris in her silver eyes

"R...RuBy!!!!" he stammered, quickly averting his eyes "What the fuck are you doing!!!????"

Ruby smiled creepily, slowly leaning herself forward, "You're gonna put a baby in me Jaune......"

Before he could reply, she immediately crashed their lips together in a lust fueled kissed, her hands running under his hoodie as she ground his sopping wet cunt against his pants. Cause a dark wet stain to grow on them.

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"And when did this happen?" Tai yang questioned, rubbing his temples

"Tonight....."Jaune replied sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head.

"and what were you dreaming about?"

He heard silent at his query, no doubt a hard subject to talk about. Also the reason Ruby's acting this way.

"Look kid, you don't have to tell, It's hard to talk about. But that leads to this. Rose women are attracted to depressed blondes like they are to cookies and strawberries" He sighed, cracking his neck "Summer acted just how you describe Ruby when Raven, Yang's mother left us. Also.....Umm....kid? you there?"

On Jaune's end, He was tackled to the ground by a feral Ruby who tore his cloths off and immediately impaled his cock inside her tiny body. Not wasting a single moment, she immediately began bouncing rapidly on his lap. Her speed and power making him groan.

"RUBY WAIT!!!!"

"No...IT's Time to BReeD"

As they began fornicating, they didn't realize the call was still active. Tai yang heard their moans of passion and hung up. He was trying to tell Jaune to just surrender. Once a rose has you in her sights, she'll have you one way or another.

[superiorsturgeon]

How would your favorite jaune ship react to Adrian crawling onto their laps and calling them auntie?

Pyrrha: *wearing a nice dress and politely sitting on the couch in the Cotta-Arc residence as her hosts prepare tea/snacks*

Pyrrha: *blows out a big breath* Okay, so far so good! I’ve met Jaune’s sister and her wife, I’m wearing my nice-but-casual dress, and I haven’t made any mistakes or said anything embarrassing! 😮‍💨

Pyrrha: *feels something touch her knee*

Pyrrha: *looks down* 😕 ???

Adrian: *sitting on the floor beside the couch, sizing up the strange red-hair lady who came to visit with his uncle*

Pyrrha: Um…h-hello, little boy…?

Pyrrha: Oh, I hoped Jaune or his sister or her wife would be here when I met his nephew! I feel so awkward! 😰

Adrian: *raises his little hands and looks Pyrrha in the eye* 🤨

Pyrrha: Do…do you want up…?

Adrian: 🥺

Pyrrha: Um…okay, let me just…? *uncomfortably lifts Adrian under his arms and sets him on the couch beside her*

Pyrrha: T-that’s what you wanted, r-right?

Adrian: 😠

Adrian: *determinedly crawls into Pyrrha’s lap* Aun-ee!

Pyrrha: …wait…

Pyrrha: …did you just say…?

Adrian: *nestles into Pyrrha and grabs at her hand with his little fingers* Aun-ee! 😃

Pyrrha: 🫢

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Jaune: *in the Cotta-Arc kitchen, arranging snacks on a tray* Thanks for being chill with Pyrrha, Saph. Don’t tell her I told you, but she was so nervous on the way here that she almost made herself sick.

Saphron: No problem, baby bro! I know it’s scary meeting the family! *takes tray and steps through the kitchen door*

Saphron: *stops short*

Saphron: *leans back to the kitchen* Psst, Jaune! Come see what your girlfriend is doing!

Jaune: *looks over Saphron’s shoulder*

Pyrrha: *sitting on the couch with Adrian in her lap* Good job! Can you say it again? 😄

Adrian: Aun-ee! Aun-ee Py-ah! 😆

Pyrrha: That’s right! I’m your auntie Pyrrha! You’re so smart! Want me to make the bullhead fly again? *her hand glows black and Adrian’s toy bullhead lifts up and floats around*

Adrian: *squeals with laughter*

Jaune: *filming on his scroll* Oh my GODS…!

@cheeseater2 thanks for the ask! This is an especially fun one for me because I just met my infant nephew for the first time this week and, like Pyrrha, I was SUPER awkward at first! We’ve reached an understanding now!

[howi99]

Son of the blue lion chapter 2

In the middle of the night, someone is entering RWBY'S dorm

*poke poke*

Yang: Mghn.... zzzzz

*poke poke*

Yang: *mumbling* Ruby, stop it, it's too early-

???: *whispering* Yang, i need your help.

Yang: *still half asleep* ... Jaune? Why are you...

Jaune: You got a motorcycle, right? I need to use i-

Yang: *now fully waking up* Woah there! Bumblebee isn't something that i- mfhm!?

Jaune: *placing his hand on her mouth, making a silence gesture* Don't wake up the other.

Yang: ... *Slowly nod*

Jaune: *removing his hand* Now, i know Bumblebee is like your baby, and i wouldn't ask you for help if i didn't have to leave but-

Yang: *aghast but still whispering* You are leaving!? W-why?! *As her eyes get used to the dark, she can see that Jaune is in his complete armor.* Does it have anything to do with what happened yesterday?

Jaune: *looking away* It's... nothing any of you should be worried about. I don't want anyone else to be hurt.

Yang: ... *Shaking her head* I can't just let you go alone, just wait for me and-

Jaune: *fear in his eyes* No!

RWB_: *Waking up from the sound*

Ruby: *looking at the source of the sound* What the... Jaune?

Weiss: *taking her scroll to get a bit more light* Why are you here!?

Blake: *take one look at him* ... You know, if you wanted time alone with Yang, you should have told me.

Jaune: ... Shit.

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Team RWBY is now looking at Jaune, who is now sitting on a chair

Weiss: *massaging her temples* So let me get this straight; you enter into our dorm in the middle of the night in full fighting gear so you could get Yang motorcycle to go fight an evil man in Vale... *Look at Blake* Ever got an impression of déjà vue?

Jaune: *sigh* That's the best i can say, yes.

Ruby: But why don't you want our help?

Jaune: ...

Yang: Wait... Is that man..?

Jaune: *looking at the ground* He was one of them, yes.

Yang: *eyes glowing red* And you wanted to go fight him alone!? Didn't you warn Blake of the same thing?! That she would get killed if she tried going against the White Fang by herself?

Jaune: *shaking his head* It's not the same, nothing is the same.

Blake: Ok, that will be the kettle calling the pot black, but what do you mean it's not the same? I almost died at the dock and against the mecha. Had it not been for my team...

Jaune: We don't have the same goal at all. *Getting up* You want to stop the white fang, yes? Well, what *point to himself* ""I""wants is to murder the sons of bitches who tortured my best friend!

The room turn silent

Ruby: ... Murder? But... You are one of the kindest guys I know!

Jaune: *Turn to Ruby* Well guess what? I'm not! I'm a monster and all of you already know! You just all like pretending i never spoke about my past and what i did!

Blake: You were forced!

Jaune: Forced? I was forced to see a bunch of kids die while they drained me of my blood for that damn crest! But when it came to killing the slavers, you think i hesitated?! When it comes down to killing a man in cold blood, i highly doubt any of you could deal with the guilt! And look at me! I'm perfectly fine!

Yang: No you are not! You told us how awful you felt after killing them even if it was to save others!

Jaune: *punching the wall, leaving a hole* CAN'T YOU SHUT UP!?

Yang: *flinching, then goes to say her piece of mind before stopping, as she sees him cry*

Jaune: *trying to wipe his tears* I CAN'T LET YOU GET HURT DAMN IT! I-I CAN'T PUT ANYONE IN DANGER! I... I WON'T LET ANYONE ELSE LIVE THROUGH WHAT I DID! I... I...*Looking at Yang, tears falling slowly* i can't live with the thoughts of my friends getting hurt or killed...

???: *sigh* And what about us? Aren't we allowed to not see you hurt?

RWBY+J: *turning to the door, seeing the rest of team JNPR*

Pyrrha: *crossing her arms* Imagine how horrible WE would feel if anything happened to you.

Nora: *sniffling* I don't want to see more people go...

Ren: And even less our fearless leader.

Jaune: *sigh* Guys- *get slapped*

Ren: *looking at Jaune in the eyes* You really thought you were the only one who had it rough during the years? I saw my village get destroyed, the few survivors getting either kidnapped or killed. You think i... No, *point to Nora then himself* WE never wanted to avenge them? Nora also has a crest, what do you think we had to do so she wouldn't get caught?

Jaune: ... *Sigh* I just... I just wanted to protect you guys-

Pyrrha: *shaking her head* No, you wanted to die a hero, try redeeming yourself by fighting someone who is far above us in terms of power.

Jaune: ....

Nora: *goes to Jaune, hugging him* Please... Let us help...

Jaune: ... *Look at everyone, then back at Nora* Tsk, way to make me feel bad. Fine! You all win! I won't go get myself killed.

Nora: *hugging him tighter* That's not what we asked...

Jaune: ... *Sigh* Everyone, i need help.

Nora: *now looking up at him, still hugging him* Now we are talking!

[notedchampagne]

Bro the 6th familial relationships fuck me up so much like the weird Juno and Pal more of a mentor than a mother vibes? And it seems like from Dr Sex that her and Pal's dad are either divorced or just straight up had nothing to do with each other until the genomics department decided they should have a child together?? Like imagine you're a ruthless academic career-woman and one day you get an email from the government like 'congrats! You're a mother!' And they hand you a fresh vat baby that is half you and half your co-worker that you talked to one time at the Christmas party like??? I don't think I would have the most healthy relationship with that child either tbh

And Cam! Earlier in Nona when Pal and Pyrrha are talking about going to the park it is only Kiki that he mentions she might want to save, no mention that apparently both her parents are there too? Her entire family is on the line here. Then she doesn't want her dads to see the Paul transformation because they "wouldn't understand"? You just know there's some long running disagreement there with how far she's yoking herself in with Pal. Do you think they secretly resent him? Did this cause a rift in their family? And what did the conversation look like before or after the transformation? Did Cam tell them she was about to die? Or did they turn away for five seconds and she finally killed herself for her obsessions behind their back? Who broke the news to them? (Who is going to break the news to Pal's dad?) The whole thing just makes me insane!!!!

Also apparently there is some incredible nepotism going on in the 6th oversight body here (or maybe everything is nepotism on the 6th lol)

YOU GET ME i love the 6th house so so much the way the house functions both as a united family w their genetics & a university with the academic quibbling is so fun to me- the sixths weakness was described as "A sprawling organization of erratic loners, the Sixth are chaotic by nature and terrible at collective action." which is 1) hilarious. palamedes is the peoples marxist princess 2) just generally fascinating as a whole. if we take that at face value and consider the 6th house as populated by genius loner nerds, it actually makes sense that they prioritize sending out attractive people to diversify the gene pool - with reference to your statement: dr sex provided a nice handful of evidence that while palamedes and juno have a formal dynamic, theyre affectionate enough that they seem close (at most, to the extent of some gay kid and their favorite english teacher) but seeing juno like a distant mentor is most likely right

taking on more quotes from dr sex, i think its most likely that the Sixth house encourages child bearing / raising through subsidies and an extended work leave of sorts:

Palamedes said, “Enjoying parenting. Enjoying the parenting buyout, I should say. He’s only doing dissertation supervision—and half a year of Immediate History, of course—but he’s got his own projects on the go.”

alexandrites and nireids might be required to go offworld to flirt and have children (i think i came across another post floating somewhere noticing kiki and cam were half-sisters, implying their parent was one of the mentioned) but for residents staying in the sixth house, they probably have about 3-7 other people they could possibly produce children with outside of consanguinity. although forcing them to have children by way of vat birth etc etc is entirely possible in Hell Empire a lot of them probably gave in just for a few years of parental & academic benefits.

one last point - sixth house children canonically live in a dormitory! so if you consider a professor going on paid leave to raise children while doing their own projects for about 7-9 years, then going back to work while their children are sent to a dorm to do nothing but study and train with other peers their age, it falls together so perfectly bro. it makes so much sense. of course pal and cam are nice to their parents but rarely ever close - they were most likely raised and taught communally! god i love worldbuilding

[howlingday]

Triple mama arcs they have pyrrha and team rwby baby sit adrian to see how naturally they take to a child care.

Adrian: (Holds up picture)

Ruby: Aw! You drew a picture~?

Adrian: (Nods)

Ruby: It looks so good~! What did you draw?

Adrian: (Pouts)

Ruby: (Thinking) Oh no! He thinks I already know! Take a shot, Ruby! Take a shot!.

Ruby: Is... Is it an owl?

Adrian: (Face lights up)

Ruby: Oh, thank goodness...

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Weiss: Oh? Do you like that toy?

Adrian: (Reaches)

Weiss: (Hands him toy)

Adrian: (Plays with it for a few minutes, Drops)

Weiss: No? Okay then. (Puts toy back)

Adrian: (Doesn't fuss over toy taken away)

Clerk: (Despising Weiss never buying toys)

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Blake: Huh? You want to eat with me?

Adrian: (Pours candy, Slides half to Blake)

Blake: Okay. (Eats one)

Adrian: (Eats one)

Blake: (Eats one)

Adrian: (Eats one)

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Yang: Ready, buddy?!

Adrian: (On Yang's motorcycle, Holds bars)

Yang: Here we go~! (Drives slowest ever) Whee~!

Adrian: (Giggling)

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Pyrrha: Are you tired?

Adrian: (Whines)

Pyrrha: I'm tired, too. (Lays down with him) Here, we'll watch Pumpkin Pete, okay?

Adrian: (Snuggles into Pyrrha)

[the-perverse-library]

Ruby was certainly getting attention now that she had large tits, thick thighs, and a bouncy ass. All of team RWBY had bodies of bimbos now, something that Ruby's teammates were suspicious about. Ruby lied that it was due to some special cookies, but she wanted to keep the boombox a secret.

Ruby was flaunting and showing off her new assets so much that even Jaune was mesmerized, and Weiss was not happy about that. When she investigated her roommate's belongings she would find the boombox, only to be blindsided by large fat cheeks. Ruby had Weiss pinned down face down and ass up, their round bouncy cheeks pressed together.

"Sorry Weiss, but I can't have you stealing my boombox~"

"Yours?! Ugh! I knew you cheated to get so big! Stay away from Jaune!"

"I will, if you can beat me~"

Weiss was confused before Ruby would channel her aura to the boombox, the base kicking as the words played. Ruby was already dancing, possibly getting bigger and Weiss had no choice but to do battle with their fat asses. Cheeks will ripple, clap, crash and shake the foundation for who is the ultimate booty queen!

baby work baby twerk baby rock baby drop baby work baby twerk

you wiggle wop

baby drop baby work baby twerk baby rock baby drop

baby lemme see you wop

The dorm shook from the boombox's bass, and the thunderous clashes of Ruby and Weiss's fat asses hammered into one another. The music filled their bodies and minds as both Huntresses wanted to prove that they were the better bimbo and worthy of Jaune and his attention. They quickly began to outgrow their clothes as the boombox's power once more affected them both.

baby work baby twerk baby rock baby drop baby work baby twerk

"G-give up! D-daddy belongs to me!" Weiss squealed as she thundered her ass down onto Ruby, trying to use her stronger leg muscles and gargantuan ass to force Ruby onto her knees. "Daddy only needs one princess, and that's me!"

"N~not fair!!! Jaune was my bestie first, so we should be a couple!" Ruby argued back as she felt her body eagerly swell to try and match Weiss's obscene bimbo curves. "Y-you didn't even like him when you two met!"

you wiggle wop

Those words only seemed to incense Weiss as she planted her hands onto her knees and tried to bury Ruby beneath her ass as the residual dust in her body responded to her new growth. "You had your chance, and you wasted it! D-daddy is mine! MINE!!!" Just as she was about to win, Ruby pushed against her, causing her to stumble forward onto her knees.

"I will be the booty queen of this team and be Jaune's girlfriend!!!" Ruby shouted as she used her Semblance to keep Weiss beneath her as her ass grew rapidly. All sense of decency was gone from the reaper as her mind kept replaying the moment they caught Jaune and Pyrrha "training" Weiss, and how much she wanted to be in Weiss' place.

baby drop baby work baby twerk baby rock baby drop

baby lemme see you wop

The boombox wound down as the song finished, and the two Huntresses had become perfect mirrors of one another. All around them were the tattered remains of their clothes as they stared at one another, taking in their round, heavy tits, supple bellies, thick thighs, and unbelievably massive asses. Neither one wanted to back down, and a victor hadn't been decided, so that meant they'd have to have another dance-off. But before either of them could reach the boombox, a voice called out to them.

"Would you look at that? Our Angel went and made a friend." Jaune chuckled as he entered the dorm room, followed by Pyrrha.

"Indeed she did," Pyrrha nodded as she looked at Ruby with the eyes of a hungry wolf eyeing a lone, defenceless sheep.

"M-Mommy, Daddy." Weiss whimpered as she felt Jaune wrap his hands around her, squeezing her new tits gently as he groped at her ass. "I-I did exactly as you said! I-I stole the boombox from Goodwitch, and I made Ruby big, c-can I cum now? p-please!" She looked into Jaune's smouldering eyes as she felt his fingers slip from her nipples to her pussy, and felt him pinch her clit between his fingers and release a surge of aura. Weiss' world went white as she came. For the first time since being discovered by her team, Daddy had finally let her cum.

"Don't you want to feel like that?" Ruby heard Pyrrha whisper in her ear as she watched Weiss go limp in Jaune's arms as she gushed and squirted like crazy. "To able to feel a pleasure so intense that you just lose all control? Well, if you do, come to the gymnasium after dark with Weiss." Pyrrha kissed Ruby on the neck before spanking the reaper on the ass. "Jaune is more than enough to handle the two of you; come down to the gymnasium after dark, and we'll train you just as long and as hard as our Angel."

Ruby couldn't find her voice as her body felt like it was buzzing with pleasure, so she quickly nodded, earning herself another spank across her massive ass.

"Use your words, Cookie, want do you want from Mommy and Daddy?" Pyrrha pressed as she slipped two of her fingers into Ruby's pussy. "What is it you want from us?"

Ruby clung to Pyrrha as the Unbreakable Warrior turned her mind to mush. "I-I..." Ruby started, her voice uneven. "I want Mommy and Daddy to treat me like they treat Weiss!" Ruby screamed as she came all over Pyrrha's fingers.

"Then we'll see you tonight." Pyrrha cooed as she brought her hand up to Ruby's face and made the reaper suck her own juices off of Pyrrha's fingers.

[craziechwiv]

RWBY Demons x Heroes AU Short - 2

I haven't posted much Paladin Jaune x Succubus!Ruby sooo... Here's a lil short for y'all!

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Jaune is sitting on his knees in his private room, praying as his aura glows from the palm of his hands. It is as quiet as a mouse while he does so, as this was the many steps he must take to become a great fearless Paladin, just like his grandpa was. However, as he was nearly done, he felt the uninvited presence of a certain lustful demon in his midst. As her tail gently but playfully, wraps itself on his arm and tugs it closer to her, making him lose focus as she guides his now freed hand towards her slightly exposed breasts.

Succubus!Ruby: Hey there, my Paladin to be~.

Jaune: Ruby. You know this already. Don't interrupt my-

Succubus!Ruby: Yeah, yeah. 'Don't interrupt your training.' Blah, blah, blah.

Jaune just pinches his eyes and shakes his head in disappointment. How did he ever let her get away with so much? The brothers above only know. It was like yesterday he was in fierce combat with her after she had slaughtered a dozen people. And now, said demoness was living with not only him; but his team. Oh how he wished to know a suitable reason for her living with him. Or else, he would've already killed her and...

Succubus!Ruby: Hey.

Jaune comes to after spacing out for awhile, only to see a serious or worried look on Ruby's face.

Jaune: *sigh* You better have something important to tell me...

The demoness then takes a deep breath and looks at Jaune who was still looking at her with a more serious look.

Succubus!Ruby: Well...I was coming to ask you if...we could go out for a nice walk or s-something?

Jaune: Huh?

The demoness then slowly reverts to her human like disguise, getting closer to Jaune who was now getting anxious at her actions.

'Ruby': I'm saying, want to go out on a date?

Jaune: Wait...for real?! This isn't a trap right?! Because if it is, I swear to-

Ruby then presses her lips on Jaune's, wrapping her arms around his neck as he melts into it, placing his hands on her hips.

Jaune: Ruby...

'Ruby': No. It's not a ploy my Paladin. I genuinely believe, I love-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

-you. Wait, what? Jaune? JAUNE?! AW CMON!

Unfortunately for the demoness in disguise, she was napping on the couch of her team's dorm. Thankfully they were all away on a mission, so she decided to man the fort.

However, thanks to her dream, she couldn't fall back asleep but only ponder on what she thought about.

Reaper?Ruby: Ugh...that stupid, blonde-haired, hottie! When he gets back, I'll just yank his pants down and go to town on him even if his team sees!

Then she ponders abit more on what happened in her dream, sighing to herself on what she said. Even though she would love to do that to Jaune and his team, especially Pyrrha...she couldn't really do it in person. Only reliving that thought in her fantasies.

Reaper?Ruby: Or...I'll just ask him for that walk. Yeah, baby steps. Really, little, baby steps.

[arc-misadventures]

What are those: Side Story: How does Saphron and Terra react to their son being a Dragon Faunus just like his father?

He’s What?

Jaune: Okay… (Sniff sniff!) Hmm… Seems like i’m all alone this time… Like make the call…

Jaune: …

Jaune: …

Jaune: Pick up, come on please pick up…

(Click~!)

: Cotta Arc Residence, to who… Oh! Hey, Jaune!

Jaune: Hey, Saphron.

Spahron: How’s my favourite little brother doing?

Jaune: I’m lright, most things considered. Is, Terra there?

Saphron: Yeah, one moment; Terra?!

Terra: Yeah?

Saphron: Jaune’s calling, he wants to speak to you!

Terra: Jaune’s calling~! Jaune? Hi, Jaune!

Jaune: Hi, Terra. And, hello, Adrian, hows my favourite little nephew?

Adrian: Bwua~!

Jaune: Sounds like he was trying to say my name.

Terra: Sounds like he was.

Saphron: Mommy should be his first words, not, Jaune you little rascal~!

Adrian: Ah-haha!

Terra: No he’ll be saying, Mom first.

Saphron: We’ll see… Nice outfit by the way.

Terra: And, horns? When did you get those?

Jaune: Oh, well my teacher wanted to test my capacity to breath fire; So he had me push my flame to the limits, and well, these happened. I’m not sure why, or how, but they did. As for the clothes, well they set me on fire…

Saphron: They set you on fire?!

Jaune: It was to test my ability to withstand fire. They incinerated all my clothes… I lost my, Pumpkin Pete’s hoodie in the fire…

Saphron: Not the hoodie?! You spent months trying to get that!

Jaune: Yeah, luckily my girlfriend is, Pumpkin Pete’s poster girl, she told me she would get me a replacement. One with a zipper, I can’t wear anything that is an overhead shirt because of these things. Hehe.

Saphron: Girlfriend?

Terra: And, it’s that girl on the cereal?

Jaune: Yeah, her name is, Pyrrha Nikos. She actually my partner here at, Beacon. She basically claimed the spot as first chosen.

Terra: First chosen?

Jaune: If a faunas develops a harem, there is this hierarchical set up in it. It doesn’t mean anything, bar she was the first picked.

Saphron: Harem? Jaune, are you making a harem?!

Jaune: Uhh… Yeah… I am. It wasn’t my plan to, I would have been more than happy for it to be just me, and Pyrrha. But, since I can, and dozens of faunas are chasing after me…

Terra: You started a harem.

Jaune: There’s only the three of us. Honestly I haven’t done anything, Pyrrha is actually the one who started it. I was just teasing a girl, Pyrrha was the one who pulled her into a supply closet.

Terra: And, suddenly she in your harem?

Jaune: No… That… that happened after our little tryst in a changing booth…

Saphron: A changing booth? That reminds me of our times in a changing booth. Spending all that time ‘trying on’ clothes was so much fun~!

Terra: I had more fun ‘trying on’ those clothes as home~! So, Jqune, since Pyrrha is your, ‘First Chosen,’ what does that make me?

Jaune: W-What are you talking about?

Terra: She’s your first girlfriend, first chosen, harem member, whatever you want to call her. I’m the mother to your first child, what does that make me?

Jaune: O-Oh… T-T-That… I don’t know… I’ll have to ask around…

Terra: Please do so, I would like to have a title that better then, ‘Baby Mommy.’

Jaune: Don’t say that again.

Saphron: But, its true. She is your baby mommy.

Jaune: Quit referring to your wife like that.

Saphron: But, it’s hot!

Jaune: Okay… So speaking of, Adrian. I wanted to call to see if you had any news if, Adrian is a… is a faunas?

Terra: No, no he isn’t.

Jaune: He isn’t?

Terra: He has, nor will have any faunas traits in the future.

Jaune: Haaa… That’s a relief.

Saphron: What’s was the problem with, Adrian potentially being a faunas though? You are a faunas, I wouldn’t care if my son was a faunas, I only care he is a healthy baby boy.

Jaune: Because, I have the wife of the chieftain of Menagerie hovering about me, High Leader to the White Fang breathing down my neck, a fantical faction of the, White Fang who wants to start a ‘holy’ race war in my name, and lastly I have the knowledge that a group of zealot faunas have started a cult worshiping me as a god. Do you have any idea how scared I am, how worried I am if they learn about my son? I may be putting on a smile, and easily accepting my place as some sort of messiah figure, but, Saphron… I’m scared as all hell about what the future may bring. It’s spiralling out of control, and I have no idea what’s happening, let alone what may happen. And, that’s not saying it will be the faunas that hurts my family, could be the, Schnee Dust Company, Jacques Schnee has had a beef with me for years. Atlas is a bunch of paranoid lunatics so they may try something. Being paranoid myself is the only thing I’ve got to defend myself against what may happen. I’m scared… There’s nothing else to it.

Saphron: Oh… I didn’t know.

Terra: I’m sorry to hear that, Jaune. If there is anything we can do to help you?

Jaune: Just stay safe, and make sure nothing bad happens to, Adrian. Okay?

Saphron: Don’t worry, Jaune; I’m a, Arc, and I’m a mother. You know how we, Arc’s get when it come to protecting our young. Don’t worry, I’ll keep him safe.

Jaune: That’s all I can ask for… But, if you need anything, anything at all just let me know. You know I’m filthy rich, so money won’t be an issue.

Saphron: You already payed for this house as our wedding present, we don’t need any money.

Terra: But, there is something else we do need… Well, it’s more of a want than a need really.

Jaune: And, what is…? (Sniff, sniff!) Oh no…

Saphron: What is it?

Terra: Is that person who was spying on you, are they back?

Jaune: No, I dealt with her, but this is worse.

Terra: Worse…?!

Saphron: What is it?

Jaune: It’s…

: Jauney~!

Jaune: It’s mom…

Juniper: There you are, I’ve been looking…? Oh, Hello, Saphron, Terra, wittle Adrikins~!

ST: Hi mom~!

Adrian: Bwah-haha!

Juniper: Why are you calling your sisters, Jaune? Something faunas related?

Jaune: You could say that.

Juniper: Does it have to do with, Adrian being your son?

ST: WHAT?!

Jaune: You knew?!

Juniper: I’ve know for years. Especially now since, Adrian looks just like his father when he was his age.

Jaune: He does?

Juniper: Of course. Here, look at this photo.

Jaune: Oh shit, he does look like me…

Saphron: Aww~! He’s adorable!

Terra: They look like splitting images of each other.

Juniper: Yes, so you don’t need to hide this, at least from your family anymore.

Terra: Oh good, because there is something we, mostly I want from you, Jaune.

Jaune: And, that is…?

Terra: Do you… Do you want to give, Adrian a sibling?

Jaune: What?!

Juniper:

YES!!!

///

Haa… At last, I’m free…

This has been stuck in my draft box for months. It just wasn’t continuity appropriate to do it. But, it’s finally done.

Do enjoy~!

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Pregnant Bees: Class pt. 1

Blake and Yang are attending a baby birthing class. Since their first child was adopted, they felt that it would be good for both of them to attend. Class is currently on a break.

Weiss: Honestly, I expected more from this class.

Velvet: Same. I feel like we went over a lot of this during health class back in Beacon.

Nora: I'm just glad the teacher gave us a break. I was starting to go crazy!

Pyrrha: Well, it is nice to have the refresher, even if I could have gone my whole life seeing how big of a hole these two are going to leave...

WVBN: (shudder)

Blake: Wait... Where did-?

A loud cheer sounds from outside and they all go check. Yang, Ruby, Jaune, Sun, and Ren are competing in a "Dad" Relay.

Weiss: What's going on?

Coco: Oh, the other dads wanted to test their skills and see who was prepared to be the best dad. They have a bottle prep and chug, pack-n-play assembly where they have to wear beer goggles to simulate being sleep deprived, a baby carrier wrap to see who can wrap a doll to their chest the most securely, and finally a stroller dash to the finish line.

Velvet: Why aren't you participating, Cocobean?

Coco: And miss recording this for our kids to watch? Absolutely not! Sun is taking over for me.

Teacher: Participants ready?! Set! GO!

Alright! Audience participation! Vote to see who succeeds in the following obstacles of the dad relay. I will update every week with the results. Whoever wins the most events will win the Dad Relay! Please share the poll so we can get more votes! I don't want this to be a full sweep in the end.

[novankenn]

Is it wrong I kinda want to keep building this wholesome Salem and Jaune story? We didn't get to see Team Jnpr or Team Rwby's reactions. So can we see those?

I wonder? More cracked insanity everyone? Hmmmm?

/==/

Pyrrha stood with her back pressed against the wall next to the open window of NPR's dorm. A raven sized Nevermore sitting on the sill looking out at the armed assembly of her friends. She was biting her lip, while holding an open parchment letter to her chest.

Ren: Pyrrha... care to... explain?

Pyrrha: It's... it's not what... it looks like?

Yang: Really? Cause it looks like you're ready a letter... that was delivered by a nevermore? Or am I seeing things?

Nora: Nope. That's what it looks like.

Weiss: How could you BETRAY BEACON like this! Cavorting with the enemy... with... with the GRIMM!

Blake: I'm confused... like seriously... this makes no sense. I mean seriously? Grimm delivering letters?

Ruby: Pyrrha I know Jaune vanished, but that doesn't mean you should throw everything away and join the dark side!

Pyrrha: I'm not joining anyone! This is a misunderstanding! I swear!

Ren: How is it a... misunderstanding? There's a letter in your hand, and a grimm sitting besides you.

Ruby: YOINK!

Pyrrha: HEY!! THAT'S PRIVATE!!!

Pyrrha wanted to rush Ruby as she handed the stollen letter to Wiess, but she was hesitant to do anything that her friends would consider hostile...

Weiss: WHAT THE FUCK!!!

THUD

Blake: So that happened.

Yang: What the hell? Give me that!

Yang yanks the letter from currently fainted Weiss' hand, and opens it before her eyes.

Yang: WHAT THE FUCK!!!

THUD

Blake: Huh. That's two.

Ruby: Weiss! Yang! Stay with me! Don't go into the light!

Nora hesitantly reaches out and picks the letter from Yang's grip. As Ruby sits between the fainted forms of her sister and partner, a look of total bewilderment on her face.

Pyrrha: Please... just...

Nora looks at everyone before she as well reads the contents of then letter...

Nora: NO WAY! NOT POSSIBLE! SERIOUSLY?

Ruby/ Blake / Ren / Pyrrha: ...

Nora: I'M AN AUNTIE!!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!

Ren / Blake / Ruby: Excuse me?

Nora: So...

Nora points at Pyrrha with the letter.

Pyrrha: So?

Nora: How long have you... known where Fearless Leader was?

Pyrrha: A while...

Nora: Why... didn't... you... tell... us?

Pyrrha: I was asked by Jaune not to, until after the babies were born.

Ren / Blake / Ruby: Babies?

Nora: Likely story.

Pyrrha: It's true?

Nora: What else have been hiding from us... Pyrrha... IF that is even your real name!

Pyrrha: Yes it is my name!

Nora: Confess!!! Confess everything!!!

Pyrrha: But I...

Nora: CONFESS!!!

Pyrrha: I knew since about a month after Jaune vanished. I was approached by a woman named Cinder Fall while in Vale at a photo-op...

Nora: Anything... else?

Pyrrha: That trip to Argus four months ago?

Ren / Blake / Ruby: Babies?

Nora: Go on.

Pyrrha: I was actually at Jaune's wedding.... I was his best man, er woman...

Nora: And pray tell why did you not tell us... Jaune-Jaune's team... or more importantly...

Pyrrha: Importantly?

Nora: WHY WASN'T I INVITED!!!

Pyrrha: It was a small service with limited seating, and Jaune's family took up most of his side, he only had room to invite one more...

Nora: Okay. I accept that. It's reasonable.

Ren / Blake / Ruby: Babies?

Nora: So why didn't you tell me and Rennie? I thought we were friends?

Pyrrha: I'm sorry. Jaune asked me to keep things quiet until after the babies were born. They were worried... and... I'm sorry?

Nora: Apology Accepted. So.

Pyrrha: So?

Nora: When does Auntie Nora get to see her nieces? Oh! Oh! Oh!! Do you have pictures? Please say you have pictures!

Pyrrha: Not yet... but soon?

Pyrrha cast a glance at the nevermore and it just tilted it'd head.

Pyrrha: Maybe?

Nevermore: SQUAWK!!

Nora lashed out and grabbed the nevermore faster than anyone could have guessed she could move. In fact her motions rivaled Ruby's Semblance. She pulled the grimm avian towards her face, a maniacal gleam in her eyes.

Nora: Go... bring... pictures... understand?

Nevermore: SQUAWK!!!

Nora released the grimm and it bolted out the window and vanished into the air. Dropping the letter to the floor, Nora stepped over and past everyone, hooking her arm through Pyrrha's and leading the stunned champion out of the dorm.

Pyrrha: Nora?

Nora: I want all the details! Leave nothing out!

Ren / Blake / Ruby: Babies?

/==/

Utter & Complete Insanity Story Collection

/==/

[reashot]

Sorry it take this long, but Anon requested to see Christmas themed Lancaster and by God they're going to get one:

Under the Mistletoe 💏

To celebrate Christmas. Both team RWBY and JNPR decide to have a get-together and for the venue they decides to have it in JNPR dorm room.

Yang: Let's start this party with a Yang!

Everyone: Yang!

Pyrrha: Wow Yang! How do you get all this stuffs for the Christmas party?

Yang: Well. Let's just say it's a donation from an anonymous donor...

Cuts into Junior's club.

A gruesome scene unfolds inside of a nightclub. Bodies of suit wearing mooks littered the dance floor and their Boss, Junior can be seen sitting in the counter nursing his wounds by pouring himself a stiff one.

Goon: Boss... Why the heck do that blonde beast came here and stole our stuffs?

Junior: Shut up...

Back in JNPR dorm room.

Yang: Anyway... How about a drink? Non alcoholic of course.

Pyrrha: I'll take two. Thank you.

While bringing two drinks across the room Pyrrha passes many of the friends she made in Beacon.

Nora: Ren-ren let's dance!

Ren: Sure Nora.

Weiss: So, Blake... How is it like being a Faunus?

Blake: How is it like being me?

Weiss: Look! I'm trying to strike a conversation, okay? And it's hard when you know I said something to you that can't be taken back.

Blake: I know that Weiss. Baby step, okay.

Weiss: Baby step.

Ruby: Jaune did you watch _syberSamurai last stream? 😁

Jaune: I did, Ruby. Man she almost lost the match 4-1 but in the last minutes she turned it around and ended up winning against impossible odd.

Ruby: Ikr. She's so awesome. 😆

Pyrrha: Hmm. What are you two talking about?

Jaune: Oh. Pyrrha. We're just talking about video games. That's all.

Pyrrha: ... I see. Oh and Jaune I brought a drink for you.

Jaune: Oh thank you Pyrrha... *Walked just few centi away to be perfectly below the mistletoe*

Yang: Ah! Both Vomit Boy and P-Money are under the mistletoe so according to the rule they must kiss.

Pyrrha: Wow. Do you want to kiss me Jaune?

Jaune: Is that even a question? Of course.

Both Jaune and Pyrrha kiss to the cheers and approval of everyone watching. Everyone except for Ruby who sees it differently.

Ruby:

Yang: Woohoo! 30 second kiss. That's your longest one to date. And don't think I didn't see you slipping your tongue there Pyrrha. You horny fox. You.

Ruby: Give me a drink Yang!!! 😫

Yang: Eh, sure. *pours one out for her little sister*

Ruby: Another! 😠

Yang: K. *pours another*

Ruby: More! 😡

Yang: Ruby this is Non-Alcoholic. You can't get drunk from this.

Ruby: Maybe I just like to drink! You ever think about that? 🤬

Yang: Rubs... If you are upset about something you can tell me all about it. I'm your big sister after all.

Ruby: I don't want to talk about it... 😢

Yang: It's about Jaune kissing Pyrrha isn't it?

Ruby: Why don't he like me? I also want to kiss him using my tongue too. 😭

Yang: Oh Ruby... Tell you what go up to him right now and I'll help you out.

Ruby: How? 😞

Yang: Look just trust your sister, okay.

Ruby: He-hey Jaune... How's it hanging. 😟

Jaune: What is it Ruby. Do you want to talk more about other stuffs?

Ruby: Uh... Uhm... Eh... I mean. I want to... 😵

Unbeknownst to the two of them. A mistletoe silently glides above them and landing perfectly above the two dorks's head. The mistletoe is being guided by Yang by using a long stick. No doubt she prepares them beforehand for some sort of prank.

Yang: Oh no, a mistletoe somehow got above Jaune and Ruby. How did that happened? Tee-hee. Anyway you know the rules and so do I.

Ruby: C-can I kiss you too Jaune?

Jaune: R-Ruby I...

Pyrrha: Go for it Jaune.

Nora: Yeah! Go for it!

Blake: (Oh Brothers they're going to do it. Finally.)

Jaune: Okay here goes...

Ruby: 😚

Jaune : There Ruby, how do you like it?

Ruby: 😶

Jaune: Ruby?

Ruby suddenly tackles Jaune to his bed. And proceeds to mount him. The suddennes took everyone by surprise.

Jaune: Ruby what's gotten into you?

Ruby: 🥵🥵🥵 Everyone! Please evacuate to a safe six miles radius. Or else will I not be responsible for what will happen next 🥵🥵🥵

Jaune: Eep!

Yang: Ah hell nah! I'm still way too hot and sexy to be an aunt.

[notmaplemable]

Ruby wants Jaune to finally get himself a gun and he agreed. This resulted in few discoveries.

For Jaune has natural talent with gun. In both using them (shooting at grimm) and maintaining them (taking them apart and cleaning)

For Ruby is the fact that she actually like boys and bulky blondes with guns are her biggest weakness

Weapons of Love

Ruby: Here, take this. *Shoves something into Jaune's arms*

Jaune: What's this?

Ruby: A rifle and some ammo.

Jaune: A gun? Why are you giving it to me?

Ruby: You need a long range option Jaune.

Jaune: But I don't know anything about guns, and I'm just starting to get half decent with Crocea Mors.

Ruby: And that's why I'm going to teach you. Just like Uncle Qrow taught me.

Jaune: ...Well okay, but do I have to call you Aunt Ruby while we're training?

***A few hours later***

Ruby: Okay, now it's time to do a little maintenance. We're going to start by disassembling your weapon.

Jaune: Ready.

Ruby: Okay, first clear your rifle and pull the bolt back until in locks.

Jaune: Done.

Ruby: Okay now, pull back on the trigger guard and pull-

Jaune Done.

Ruby: ...How did you- You know what, nevermind. Let's just get to cleaning.

***One rifle cleaning later***

Ruby: Okay now that we're done you'll need to reassemble your rifle. Now don't worry if it takes a minute to do so the first-

Jaune: Done.

Ruby: What? How did you do that so fast?

Jaune: Well you told me to put it back together, so I just did.

Ruby: *Blank stare of disbelief* T-that's enough for today. You should probably go to bed now. I'll take first watch.

Jaune: Okay. *Walks off*

Ruby: ...Why do I feel... warm?

***A few days later***

Ruby: *Has a grimm in her sights, lines up her shot, about to fire*

Grimm: *Dies*

Ruby: What the-

Jaune: Woo! Got it! You see that Ruby?

Ruby: Y-yeah I did. Good job.

Jaune: ...Ruby, are you blushing?

Ruby: No! I'm just warm.

Jaune: Okay. I'll go look for some more grimm! *Walks off*

Ruby: ...There's that weird feeling again. Am I getting sick?

***Later that night***

Ruby: *Asleep*

Jaune: *Dream* Hey Ruby, you want a cookie?

Ruby: Yeah! I'd love a cookie!

Jaune: *Not wearing a shirt for some reason* Well here you go. *Holds up cookie to Ruby's mouth*

Ruby: *Takes a bite* Dewicious!

Jaune: *Chuckles* Adorable. Say Ruby, after we're done eating. Do you want to go down to the forge and make some babies?

Ruby: I'd love to!

Jaune: I knew you would, but before we go... *Leans in to kiss Ruby*

Ruby: *Jolts awake*

Ruby: *Groans* What was that? I-I need to talk to someone about this.

***The next morning***

Nora: So whatcha need help with Ruby?

Ruby: Well I've been feeling weird lately.

Ren: Are you getting sick?

Ruby: That's what I thought to at first, but I only feel weird around Jaune.

Nora: Ooooohhhh

Ren: Nora... Now Ruby, can you describe this weird feeling?

Ruby: Well it's kind of a warm feeling all over, but warmest in my stomach, and then it travels... nevermind. But I've been having weird dreams too.

Ren: About Jaune?

Ruby: Yeah! How did you know?

Ren: Just a guess, but I believe I know what the problem is.

Ruby: Really! What is it?

Nora: You're horny for Jaune!

Ruby: N-n-no I'm not!

Ren: What Nora is trying to say, is that you're infatuated with Jaune.

Ruby: Infatuwhat?

Ren: You have a crush on him.

Ruby: No that- but I- Oh no. It all makes sense now.

Nora: This is awesome! You and Jaune-Jaune are already so cute together. You're going to be just adorable as a couple.

Ruby: What do I do now?

Nora: Well don't do what Pyrrha did and just wait around until it's too late. You should do the opposite of that!

Ren: It's your decision to make, but we'll support you whatever you choose to do.

Ruby: Hmmm, don't just wait around. Do the opposite...

***A few minutes later***

Ruby: Jaune!

Jaune: Yeah, Ruby?

Ruby: Let's get married! And make lots of babies!

Jaune: ...What?

[superiorsturgeon]

How would your favorite Jaune ship react if Adrian not only didn't like them but really liked other girl instantly?(Like Weiss, Emerald, etc)

Following on from here:

Pyrrha: I’m sure you’re wondering why I called you here…

Yang: Not really…? Until just now I didn’t even know you were involved.

Weiss: Nora just grabbed both of us and dragged us in here before we knew what was happening and locked the door!

Pyrrha: Well…I used Nora to call you both here because I need your help!

Pyrrha: Since arriving in Argus, we’ve all met Jaune’s sister and her wife, but most importantly their adorable son, who also happens to be my boyfriend’s beloved baby nephew!

Weiss: Oh, you mean Adrian! 😍

Yang: He’s a cute little guy, isn’t he? 🥰

Pyrrha: OF COURSE HE IS!! And that’s why I desperately need your help to bond with him! I’m his uncle’s girlfriend, and he likes you both better than me! 😭

Yang/Weiss:

Yang: …seriously…?

Weiss: Pyrrha, you’re the smartest, sweetest, most angelic person I’ve ever met! I’m sure Adrian will love you just like everyone else does!

Yang: Still not over your Beacon girl crush on Pyrrha, I see! 😝

Weiss: Shut up! I can’t believe I actually missed you…! 🤬

Pyrrha: Yang! Weiss! Please focus! Every time Adrian sees you both he wants you to hold him and every time I try to hold him he cries! 😥

Pyrrha: *clutching Yang’s leg* Please tell me how you did it!!! 😭

Yang: *shaking her leg* OKAY, WE’LL HELP! You’re cutting off the circulation in my foot!

Five minutes later…

Jaune: *opening the door* Pyrrha, are you in here? Have you seen Weiss and Yang?

Pyrrha: *cradling Weiss like in her arms like a baby*

Yang: *coaching* I think I see the problem. Your arms are too firm for Adrian to get comfortable and you’re squeezing a bit too hard. Focus on supporting from underneath a bit more while I find a softer top for you to wear!

Pyrrha: *effortlessly lifting Weiss* I’ll buy a new cashmere sweater if necessary! Anything to make my future nephew comfortable! 😠

Weiss: *blushing in embarrassment* How did I end up acting as a practice baby for one of my friends? What has my life become? 🫣

Jaune: I am deeply confused…

[silvermags]

RWBY Reaction Part 1

So! Storytime: When the RT shutdown was announced, I was of course very sad, but I also got anxious, because a very dear friend of mine, @ajelementus had previously expressed the desire to watch RWBY with me, and at the announcement I was worried that we would not be able to, since at the time we didn't know if RWBY would be coming back. So, we found a time, and we marathoned all the way through RWBY over the course of about four days, finishing just ahead of the website deletion. I spent the whole time writing down our reactions, and now, in honor of RWBY being so back (!) I'm releasing them. This will be part 1, covering volumes 1-6. I'll do a second post later with V7-Beyond, and maybe I'll even release the RWBYxJustice League reactions too!

Actual reactions under the cut. Important note, I had already watched RWBY before, but AJ never had. My reactions will be black, AJ's green, quotes from the show in bolded red, and any other notes in purple italics. With that, let's get to it!

-AJ twigged to Ruby's reference fast.

-I forgot how much of a piece of work Weiss is.

-“No one will know we're working together” “Sweetheart, everyone knows you're working together.”

-“I drink milk” “There we go.”

-”I'm pretty sure they'd actually intervene.”   “Let's hope.”

-”YoU wiLL bE fAlLiNg”

-AJ’s current favorites:  Ruby and Jaune, but "Ren and Nora's dynamic is fun."

-About Pyrrha:  “Good shot.”

-Ruby Weiss partnership “Mwahaha.”  “Seems fitting.”

-“Attacked out of turn”  I forgot about that.  Man Weiss was sheltered.

-Yang watching Ruby “You and I know what that was.”  “My baby sister’s doing it!”

-”Why would you ask if they’ve been discriminated against?  It's like asking if anyone's experienced racism!”

-This is pretty humiliating for Cardin, Jaune's not even trained and he's holding his own better than him.

-I love Penny 

-”Wait, you weren't supposed to know she's a faunus yet.” “I'm not?  But her last name, it makes sense she's part beast.”

-”I like Blake's music.”

-Before docks fight “I can't wait to see what Penny does because I know she's gonna be OP.” 

-After: “I was right.”

-”Is she an android?” “You keep figuring things out way faster than you should.”

-“There's plenty of fish in the sea.” In unison: “Hint.  Hint.”  “He'll get a clue eventually.”

-“I've made friends that will last a lifetime.” Me internally:  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

-AJ’s favorites as of the dance:  Blake and Pyrrha.

-”She's gonna lose because of the shoes, isn't she?”

-About the white fang “They are very bad shots.” “Although I suppose if they did hit we might not notice because of aura.”  “True.”

-“this doesn't make sense.”  Three seconds later “this doesn't make sense!”

-Blake kicks Torchwick’s head.  “Good shot.”  “He deserves that.”

-During the V2 finale “I don't trust them [Atlas] one bit.  They're gonna be the enemy, mark my words.”

-”I feel like there's something about the Grimm we're missing.”

-”I don't trust him.”  Ironwood “You have to trust me.” “I don't!”

-”The Amity colosseum flies.”  “Until it falls.  That's how it usually goes.”

-“I don't know who to trust.  These people are either evil or really bad at not being ominous.”

-”Silver, why are they being so stupid.”  

-”I don't want her to change. They're cute.  Don't ruin it.  Aaaaa!”

-“Wait, is this a show where people die?” (I laughed so hard at this.)

-We had to skip over Penny's death.  I told her what happened, but it was too much.

-“Grimm attack incoming” “Oh good, everyone's feeling super emotionally stable right now.”

-”They do not have enough airships for the evacuation.” 

-How did they get the Grimm on the airships?

-”Roman is way too casual to be participating in total civilizational collapse.”  “I get the feeling he doesn't know the big picture.  Then again, he's participating.”

-”Aha, they [the robots] ARE the problem.  Just not the way I thought.  Go Ruby go!”

-When the dragon emerged “That's great.”  (The most sarcastic I have ever heard her.)

-AJ’s least favorite character as of v3e11: Mercury.

-“Lie, steal, cheat, and survi-” “Well that was unexpected.  It was so random!”

-about Adam: “creep”

-”Well we're just dropping like flies.”

-AJ is doubtful that Oz is dead.

-In the tiniest voice I've ever heard from her:  “Pyrrha.”

-Wow that animation jump is bigger than I remembered.

-”I'm glad Ruby teamed up with Team Juniper.”

-Ooh boy, here she comes.

-I don't know what's wrong with Tyrian,  but it is not a small thing.

-Seriously, what is Oscar doing?  And why? 

-“I don't think that's gonna work.”  “big mistake.”

-“Right, then I will” Run for it.

-I forgot how great this music is.

-Me @ Jacques Schnee:  Blech.

-AJ about ironwood:  “I like him now, I was wrong, but I was right about the robots!”

-I reiterate:  whatever is wrong with Tyrian is not a small thing.

-Jacques is a terrible person.

-”Weiss needs to go to Ironwood.”

-As of now, Jacques is riding in AJ’s least favorite list, along with Tyrian.  Favorites are Jaune and Ruby again.

-”Qrow and Tyrian fight is cool.”

-”It's the shire moment.  [For Oscar]”

-Baby Ren is adorable and this episode tears my heartstrings.

-AJ doesn't think that the flashback in Kuroyuri has the characters' accents matching Ren.

-Poor baby Nora

-“You didn't drag us along, you gave us the courage to follow you.” “I knew I'd like this guy.”

-I'm literally crying, I forgot how much Ren losing his parents hurt.

-I hate the nuckelavee so, so much.  It makes the WORST sounds.

-“Go Nora!  Only close one of your boyfriend's hands around his ancestral weapon so he doesn't cut himself!”

-Weiss escapes:  “finally!”

-Watts really did just put his feet on the table, didn't he.

-AJ thinks Shay’s name is great.  I think he's a sleazeball.

-You startled my dog, Mr. Pilot man.

-Oscar's switch is creepy.

-AJ agrees with Nora.  

-I think Weiss would literally rather die than go back to Jacques, which is fair and valid.

-Oscar has jumped to AJ’s favorite.

-I love the old West music they keep giving Yang.  On a related note, AJ burst out laughing when Shay said he's dead.

-“I've known that Vernal is spring since the first time we saw her.”  (Me internally:  are you sure?)

-Qrow's list.  “That's not a good sign.”

-Raven’s voice is really nasal.

-I cannot believe a nomadic bandit tribe is hauling around all this crap.

-“Raven is a nosey spy.”

-“There's revelations left and right.”

-It's strange and amazing seeing Weiss defend Blake.

-“Someone didn't have her aura up and got the wind knocked out of her when she got divebombed.”

-“Oh look, he took off his armor.” “What was he saying about…”

-Watching this knowing all the songs is so cool, I'm catching way more details than the first time.

-“The return of the gun-chucks!”

-“Fennick is not so bright.”

-I love that Blake's crisscross straps are a Menagerie style.

-“[Cinder] needs to go down.”

-There's something wrong with Hazel too.

-AJ has called the healing semblance nearly ten minutes early.  Best guesser I've ever met.

-“That's a perfect semblance for Jaune.”

-After the raven reveal, “Should have gone with my original instinct.  We didn't know about the maidens then, but there was something.”

-Forever Fall playing when Jaune says he still believes Pyrrha!

-“I love how [Jaune's] semblance is what Pyrrha did for him.”

-“Why would you pose on something that's actively falling?”  “She can fly.”

-“It's interesting how there's layers of villains.  We don't like Raven, but we really don't like Cinder.”

-”What the heck is up with Emerald’s understanding of bones?”

-I forgot about Dee and Dudley.

-I didn't realize how early the diagonal checkerboard pattern showed up.  I think I saw it clear back at initiation.  Something to keep in mind for v9

-Cinder appears alive “Awwww”.

-“I was wondering what was up with the lady in the last season.”

-I never noticed that og Ozma sounds just like Oscar 

-Me and AJ @ the brother of light:  “what the heck?”

-Oh goodness, the unison guards.

-Ruby's theme in the background of the silver eye conversation, followed by “This'll Be the Day.”  So cool!

-“Emerald needs to put on a freaking shirt.”

-“They were all searching the city for him, and he literally just went shopping and came back to cook dinner.”

-Watching Lost was emotional for us.

-As of v6e9 AJ's favorite character would be Pyrrha if she was alive but is currently Oscar.

-We decided it would be easier and include less ads if we just found supercuts on youtube for the Adam vs. Blake and Yang and Cordovan fights, so some stuff here may be out of order.

-“Man Adam is a creep.”

-Me @ Adam every time he opens his mouth:  gagging noises.

-“Well, I think he's dead.”

-“An impressive mech.”

-“What is even the point of this [for cordovan]?” "Ego?”

-I feel like if you hadn't brought the giant robot out to try and beat up a bunch of teenagers, it would still be operational to fight the giant monster.

-“Oh boy, this one has a breath weapon.”   “That's no fair.”

-“Better go, before [Cordovan] changes her mind again.”  

-“All these floating things make me nervous.”

-I forgot they put the northern lights behind Atlas.  So pretty!

-“Oh boy, now she has flying monkeys!”   “I love all the things they throw in, they're fun.  Bad, but fun.”