#Pokemon insurance

[car-insurance-memes]

Squirtle: Squirtle squir!

-beat-

Meowth: … Dis is the interpreter speakin’. What the customer just said is best not ta be repeated on dis here recorded line but in a nutshell he ain’t pleased about his deductible.

So, a collab between me and two of my friends, one from an agency and one from the injury department:

Pokemon and insurance. A lot of Pokemon have human level intelligence. Could they hold policies or be a household member on trainer auto/household policies?

Can they call in their own claims? Character's like N (BW/BW2) or anime Team Rocket's Meowth could act as interpreters for Pokemon that can understand but can't speak the human languages.

To my insurance mutuals: feel free to add stuff!

[gotta-pet-em-all]

OOC tag game

Put the Pokémon irl blog you would love to make in the tags. The one that’s so fucking tempting, but you haven’t made it or something is holding you back from it

[daily-pokemon-trivia]

Pokemon SwSh has a ton of different pokejobs you can send your Pokemon on. Some of these companies also sponsor the gym leaders and gyms in game, and you can see their logo's along the wall in the stadiums themselvess.

Milo is sponsored by Turffield Orchards, a vegetable farm.

Nessa is sponsored by Wailord Aquaculture, a fishing company.

Kabu is sponsored by Huo Guo Hot Pot, a restaurant.

Bea is sponsored by Macro Cosmos Construction, a construction company.

Allister is sponsored by MC Insurance, an insurance firm.

Both Opal and Bede are sponsored by HIJIKI OKA, a clothing brand.

Melony is sponsored by Northern Delights, an ice cream shop.

Gordie is sponsored by Galar Minerals, a mining company.

Raihan is sponsored by Macro Cosmos Bank, a bank.

And both Piers and Marnie are sponsored by Spikemuth Chamber of Commerce, a clothing brand that also makes the team Yell outfits!

[blackbackedjackal]

Fossil Collections 🦖

[everyday-pokemon-headcanons]

Someone's Pokéball broke inside the department store today. Nobody appreciated the Tauros in the flatware section.

Still, it's better than the prank/attack (it's still under trial) at the mall when someone let their Wailord loose.

[deerdeardarling]

Leon & Raihan

[orangelenny]

y'know what? screw you!!! *butchers your suggested characters with my art style*

[moonlight-eternal]

Why are strangers sending calls unto my device to speak with me, when we have never met nor ever are likely to? Just to attempt a sale, knowing naught at all of my needs?

The latest did attempt to sell me life insurance. I explained to him that I have no intention of ever dying, and thus such a product would be irrelevant, but he was undeterred, and the sales pitches did continue until I closed the call.

Should this trend continue, I may find I must cease to answer calls from those unrecognized.

[interpol-anonymous]

Lmaoooo this one annoying guy at work just got fired for leaking classified documents on War Thundurus to try and win an argument what an idiot

Nobody tell them I was the one arguing with them on the forums

[submission received and posted]

[skiddodeeznutz]

packing for my new apartment in Sinnoh is fucking insane. do you think they’ll like an insane trainer who just got a fucking dragonite. do you know how hard it is to pack ALL OF MY TRAINING AND LAB COATS WITH HIS TOYS??? HE WON’T STAY IN HIS FUCKING BALL AND KEEPS POPPING OUT WHILE IM PACKING HUEVITO ISTG!!!

[scattered-irises]

Cheren fans are eating so well man

[falling-star-cygnus]

How Roberto got his Minccino

✨trigun pokemon au✨ pt.3

pt.2||

"Roberto!" "Uncle!" He can already feel the oncoming headache. Maybe if he ignores them they'll go away.

"I know you can hear us!" Damn rookie. Roberto takes a sip from his flask and turns the opposite direction. He has a sinking feeling that he knows where this is going. Just ignore, just-

"Uncle, please?" And he doesn't appreciate it.

The girls, his rookie and his niece, had been trying to get him a to catch a Pokémon partner of his own for months now. They had said, read 'threatened', that if Roberto didn't catch one on his own, they'd choose for him.

Looks like they decided to choose for him.

Why does he even need a partner anyway? Not like he goes anywhere outside of this town, nor does he ever plan to. Not again. he can't be responsible for another one, not again pleas-

"ROBERTO!" "What, newbie. What do you girls want to nag me about now?"

Roberto makes the mistake of turning around. In a moment of weakness, he's come face to face with the small bundle of pink fluff dangling from the rookie's short arms. ...Pink?

"Time's up, Uncle! You didn't choose a Pokemon of your own so~ we chose for you!" Roberto looks closer, willing his old eyes to focus on the finer details of the small Pokemon.

It's definitely a Minccino, he concurs. It's got the same big ears and fluffy tail as it's depiction in the Pokedex. But it's baby pink. It, she, has the same clean linen smell as any other. ...But she's pink.

It's probably for the best, the Minccino not being grey. He might've been reminded of- stop- big purple eyes, dust- not in front of the girls- red- st-

There's a soft brush of a tail over his nose, unexpected but pleasantly jarring. Roberto's old heart slows, the worried faces of the girls come into clear view again. Right, the girls. He's not there again. He's fine. He's-

"Didn't I tell you knuckleheads, I didn't want a partner?"

...not ready.

______________________________________________________________ this got unexpectedly long unexpectedly fast, my bad

✨cliffhanger✨

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Me: Did you know I was raised in a cult?

Southern coworker/acquaintance: Oh me too! I went to a really strict Baptist church!

Me, thinking about my church leader claiming to have psychic powers and using that to manipulate the congregation for twenty years: Oh yeah mhm :)

[the-rogue-mockingjay]

Guess who just got diagnosed PCOS and pre-diabetic? ✨️ This girl!!! ✨️

[jetaloen]

confession

[poke-professor-in-training]

Downside of doing some work in a small town with a gym in it: a twelve-year-old just lost a gym match and took his frustrations out on the side of the gym building

the gym is now missing a whole wall