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Unholy Giratina I am so booooooreeeeeeed the work I have rn is the dullest thing imaginable

I want to do a crime and run solely to instigate an exciting chase. Thats how bored I am rn pls I need enrichment

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Who tf is burning the office kitchen down

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Making breakfast for my hardworking team ^_^

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I miss my wife. I miss her a lot. I'll be back.

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I got bitten by a radioactive Ariados and all I got was poisoned ;-;

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Working with Team Skull is normally pretty nice, but tonight some grunts have been playing the same awful music at maximum volume for hours. I need to sleeeeep

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Hhhhh we know where our perp went. The problem is they're hiding on a battle subway platform. Specifically the platform you get to after 49 wins on the Super Single line. This is going to take a while...

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My laptop crashed so I took it to IT. Apparently my laptop's set a new record for "most malware on a single device”. It has every disease <3

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Random IT guy here. WHAT THE FUCK??

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I wish my partner would stop acting like he's just caught a Pokémon whenever we arrest someone. Like we'll have handcuffed them and he'll be like "Yeah! I just caught a thief!" and do a pose. His Herdier gets in on it too. Surely these crooks deserve some dignity?

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I haven't gotten asks for a while in my notifications so I checked my inbox and. There are. So many. big post dump incoming, I'm sorry y'all

Hey why is Rotomblr such a dysfunctional website

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Hey why is Rotomblr such a dysfunctional website

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So there's a selfcest polycule in the office. And it's all because someone got ahold of that time machine. And oh my gods they all want to work in the same office and I can ask-- let's call this person X. I can ask X for some coffee, and then X will ask their partner X to do it for me, and all of them can allegedly tell each other apart but staunchly refuse to be nicknamed or color coded, and I'm pretty sure they're doing it on purpose at this point! I cannot tolerate six people dating each other and conspiring to give me a headache. They can't even answer their collective email on time.

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I am so tired of selfcest, it makes inter office relationships so tremendously hard to keep track of.

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Can the person who gives me my gear for missions please stop giving me either the broken or experimental stuff?? I'd rather have normal dull boring gear. Heck, I'd rather have no fancy gadgets at all if it means they don't keep blowing up in my face!!

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FRIDAY :D

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My Cinderace and I were fighting some bad guys and he was able to take them all out with a single Pyro Ball! It ricocheted off of all of them! The only way it could've been more awesome was if the ball hadn't hit him in the face after all that because he was too busy appreciating his handiwork to see it coming.

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