scattered-irises
scattered-irises
THIS IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A PLACE OF HONOR
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Serial shitposter. You should have seen me in my heyday.Zexal blog is Tronnyboyo, artblog is Irisgoesgardening. I have a Kofi as well!I am millions of years old and possess high amounts of horrible knowledge that will make you go insane. Because mortal minds are delicate, please do not follow me unless you have at least 18 years of human knowledge in your brain!!We're all here to have a good laugh so please don't take anything here too seriously!
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scattered-irises · 4 days ago
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Idk I think this would make for a good story
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scattered-irises · 4 days ago
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Had a nightmare Dress Up Time Princess (which I haven’t played in years) collabed with Zexal with Michael and Rio as interactable companions. (In the game, you can give companions gifts and they’ll write letters and give gifts to you…tbh not as exciting as it sounds)
Unfortunately they were behind a 15 dollar paywall
My dumb ass would’ve though and they aren’t even my favorite characters
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scattered-irises · 6 days ago
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Chris, at fifteen years old, isn’t paid enough to deal with this
"How the hell would I know, I’m just a fucking kid."
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scattered-irises · 6 days ago
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The original intention of the Helix Waltz backgrounds were supposed to be backgrounds for your dress up avatar. Thus, please feel free to use my wallpapers for such purposes.
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scattered-irises · 8 days ago
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scattered-irises · 9 days ago
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scattered-irises · 9 days ago
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Kurosaki Ruri inspired wallpaper for phones
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scattered-irises · 11 days ago
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Wallpaper inspired by Rin, for phones
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scattered-irises · 11 days ago
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Happy birthday! May this new year bring you much joy and success. It’s always a pleasure to see your art in the tags. You always make me laugh!
Here’s a short birthday story for you!
It had been an adjustment, definitely. Perhaps it was from using too much Barian magic, but Christopher was now officially…a thing. His head looked like a cross between a horse and a dog, standing upright. His once erudite and stately voice was now a series of shrieks and barking. At least he still had his hair, although his new paw-hoof things could barely hold a brush. Regardless, Christopher insisted on continuing on as if everything was normal. When asked for a cure, Christopher would only shake his head or make a brief growling noise.
He always came to the lab on time with his father, still clacking out calculations to the best of his abilities. He delicately ate lunch with his seemingly endless rows of teeth. It was mildly unnerving, hearing his former mentor eat in the break room, but Kaito knew Christopher couldn’t help it. He still had better table manners than Kaito.
One day, Kaito was walking through an alley because he didn’t want people to see him. He also refused to go on public transportation, due to Christopher’s horror stories about the Heartland City public transit system. Suddenly, an armed thug peeled himself from the shadows and demanded Kaito’s money. Of course, as the son of Dr. Faker, he never carried any money so he was dead for sure. Just as Kaito was about to call Orbital, a loud screech filled the air.
"What the?!" exclaimed the thug, eyes wide in fear.
Swift as lightning, Christopher came up from behind Kaito and ripped off the thug’s head and began to noisily chew on it, bone fragments flying from his horrific mouth. Then, as quick as it started, Christopher dusted himself off and put a paw-hoof thing on Kaito’s shoulder.
Let’s go home, shall we? he asked telepathically.
Kaito jumped.
"You can talk?!" he explained.
Christopher shrugged.
Always have.
"You gotta stop doing that…," muttered Kaito.
No.
Kaito looked up at Christopher’s mildly glowing equine eyes. Prickles crawled up his skin. No, today wasn’t a good day to get in a fight with his horse dog demon friend. If ever, honestly.
So, despite being mildly put off, Kaito went home safely.
The End :)
(sorry for the late reply) thank you for the nice birthday wishes, as well as the cute artwork and story. i'm glad it had happy ending
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scattered-irises · 14 days ago
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Wallpaper inspired by Yuzu Hiragi, for tablets
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scattered-irises · 15 days ago
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scattered-irises · 16 days ago
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Sounds good! I think I will do a series based off of the bracelet girls first. 2 iPad-sized, 2 phone sized!
Hello everyone,
I plan on making wallpapers based on the Helix Waltz style.
For phones, I will pick the resolution that has the most users.
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scattered-irises · 17 days ago
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Serena wallpaper, inspired by Helix Waltz backgrounds
This is a wallpaper for iPads/tablets, but feel free to use it for phones as well!
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scattered-irises · 17 days ago
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Hello everyone,
I plan on making wallpapers based on the Helix Waltz style.
For phones, I will pick the resolution that has the most users.
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scattered-irises · 18 days ago
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Kamishiro Ryoga-inspired wallpaper based off of Helix Waltz’s bgs
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scattered-irises · 19 days ago
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*hits blunt*
In an AU where nothing went wrong Shun plays Rad Raptors instead of Raid Raptors. The Rad Raptors are completely outdated 1980s references and they all form a band Bill and Ted style. They attack their opponents with their bodaciously bad music
Cortana hit send
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scattered-irises · 20 days ago
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*hits blunt*
In an AU where nothing went wrong Shun plays Rad Raptors instead of Raid Raptors. The Rad Raptors are completely outdated 1980s references and they all form a band Bill and Ted style. They attack their opponents with their bodaciously bad music
Cortana hit send
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