#Please Continue

[nyabaaaaaa]

he sure looooooves holding jeremy’s chin

[birdieardley]

"Can I be happy?" I asked the marauders' era writers.

"Fuck you." Said the writers, who's were actually the fuck you guys.

[cricketsintheaudience]

I know sun and moon symbolism in fandom can be contrived but as it stands I think it doesn’t get any better for superman and batman. they earned it over the past eighty-some years I’m gonna let them have this

[variant-nightwing16]

Clark sat with his head in his hands, Dick sat beside him while Jon leaned against Clark. He thought he had to worried about Damian with his son but apparently Bruce actually has the same tendencies. They were both stunned when Bruce randomly said he wanted to eat Clark whole while they were on monitor duty, Bruce had hurried out of the room pretty quickly after that.

He was starting to wonder if it was a family thing: Jason, Talia, Ra’s, Damian and now Bruce? Did he have to wonder if almost everyone in the batclan was like this? Yes Clark looked towards Dick “I suppose you’ll start saying unhinged stuff”

Dick just laughed softly, shaking his head “no, I’ve never been that type of person, I would much rather agree with Jason so he knows I love him too” Clark slumped in relief, he was a little afraid of Dick acting like that.

Jon grabbed his dad’s sleeve “so this is normal? I don’t actually have anything to worry about?” Jon asked and Clark shook his head, running his fingers through Jon’s hair. “No, looks like it’s their own…way of showing love” he answered.

Jon beamed up at his dad “oh! So I don’t have to worry about the tracker I swallowed from the cupcake Damian baked me!” It was silent for a few minutes, Clark slowly looking down while Dick nodded like he understood.

“YOU WHAT-“

I feel like Dick would go along with whatever batshit insane thing Jason randomly says to him.

“I wanna put you in a blender and drink it so you can be apart of me forever” - Jason, staring down at Dick.

“That’s nice sweetheart, be careful with my bones” - Dick, reading a book.

Queue unsettled looks from everyone that just heard Jason’s unhinged talk and Dick’s nonchalant attitude. They have no idea how you respond to such a situation and turn to Bruce, only to see the same unsettled expression. You know you’re doomed when even Batman finds something disturbing.

[yooboobies]

i am VERY MUCH tae in this scenario

{cr. 0613data}

[sharonisthebettercarter]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME EVERY DETAIL--

[beerok23]

Mandatory things you find in a proper Good Omens AU Fan Fic

Crowley being mesmerized by Aziraphale at first sight.

Absence or lack of communication that leads to crisis before a sappy resolution.

They are in love with each other and they both think the other can't be in love with them.

Shifting POVs to remind us that they both are idiots.

Aziraphale having problems with his appearance (for lack of self-confidence or induced by others) and Crowley managing to reassure Aziraphale for said insecurities.

Crowley inner thoughts being the funniest thing you'll ever read in your life.

The origin of the "Angel" nickname.

Wine, lots of wine.

Ngk. Ngk is always there - Neil and Terry's fault, because it's from the book, obviously.

Azi's manicured hands. Again, if you haven't read the book, I think you should.

Crowley's limbs or hips not being attached to his body when he walks.

Whatever their AU job is, you always have Crowley in love with plants and Aziraphale living for his books. The bookshop is a constant. The plants are always yelled at.

Stars ⭐️ 🌟 Crowley always loves Stars.

Aziraphale moaning while eating. That is a must have. Also, Crowley is never a great eater, but he loves coffee.

Crowley being or acting like a slut (that's not mandatory, sometimes he's just gorgeous).

A supportive friend on both side (Anathema, Muriel, Maggie, Nina, Tracy...).

Anathema and Newt always being a couple - which is great, because it shows how NOT tossic this fandom is, we all want the canon couples to be happy canon couples.

Gabriel being a dick (former lover, actual lover, older brother, villain...).

Very talkative sex :)

A happy ending - because we can't imagine a world where these two idiots don't end up together.

[alonzoarts]

I’m being SPAMMED!!

[thinwhitedoc]

STARTUP | Martin Freeman as Phil Rask

[negrowhat]

I just love that Cir's ace in the hole for whenever Phu doesn't cooperate is to just lift the boy up and gently place him where he wants him to be.

[nor-the-drawer]

there right there!

look at that tanned well tended skin, look at the killer shape he’s in, look at that slightly stubbly chin oh pls he’s gay totally gay

[passionpeachy]

I'm 5' 3" and I will use my extra inch to kiss your forehead ♡ and use our similar size as an excuse for you to borrow my clothes, because pretty girls borrowing my clothes is very much a thing I enjoy admiring 😏

the anon lesbians are flirting with me again

[betinh3]

These people have crushes on them?!?!👀✨️

[aishespoeticmuse]

I am a writer. I can describe you with methaphors.

I am a writer. I have no idea how the real world works.

I am a writer. My life is complete because I have words.

I am a writer. I live in my head more than I live in reality.

I am a writer. I can write you hundreds and thousands of letters.

I am a writer. My search history is all about finding rhyming words.

I am a writer. I forgot what the word 'water' means, obviously.

I am a writer. I come with the best quotes at night then forget them in the morning.

[jarondont]

dear anon who is writing the choose your own adventure story in my inbox about tele finding a wooden horse at his door,

please do continue 👀 i wanna know what happens next