#Personal Humor

[aerdoeswhatev]

I was just on Webtoon, looking for something to read, and in the comments of something I was reading it said trail mix is just m&m's with obstacles. This is very funny to me.

[clairethecutepup]

Fanart: Having a Certain Type (You Attract)...

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Hoo boy... I dunno what it is about me exactly, but there's always been one type of character I've always managed to stumble across, one way or another: a duo, of feminine nature, who uses some matter of martial arts or acrobatics to combat others.

As a kid, it was the Dee Dee Twins from Batman Beyond.

As a teen, it was the Bailey Twins from Dead Rising 2. I know they weren't exactly backflipping and all, but the way they moved about with swords and all definitely speaks: "athletic and agile," close enough to everyone else.

As an adult, it was Sarah and Jimmy from Ed Edd n Eddy, as their alternate versions in C2ndy2C1d's "Assassin AU" of the series. Yes, I'm well aware Jimmy's male, that's why I said, "feminine" and not, "female"...

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Then, also as an adult, here comes the "Twins" from Atomic Heart.

(For the record, I'm having "Left" stand on that side of Claire and "Right" standing on her respective side, too)

In honor of my strange "attractions," if you will, I've drawn Claire in a semi-harem situation here. I know, it's odd NOT having the only male, in a group consisting of only him and females, being the center of... attention.

Seriously, though, why are all you feminine, agile and athletic duos drawn to me, apparently...? 😨 Do you all just have a thing for short, muscular tomboys and seek 'em out...?

[paigegonerogue]

I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.

[memequeen-official]

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[memeshost]

[and-corn]

it’s BASKING time babyy!!!

(part 4 of this comic)

[hachama]

Favorite part of seeing a new doctor: when they ask about birth control

Doctor: Sexually active?

Me: I'm over 35 and have a toddler, so we'll say yes but it's really more of an aspirational thing.

D: Hormonal birth control?

M: No.

D: Are you trying to get pregnant?

M: Ha, no, once was more than enough.

D: Barrier method?

M: Just the aforementioned toddler, so no.

D: If you don't want to get pregnant, you really should be using some form of birth control.

M: Oh, I am. I find that the absence of fallopian tubes is extremely effective.

D: o___o checks my record Oh. Right.

M: >:-}

[doomedmanic]

we are all born to die right? so is it wrong of me to speed up the process?

[extreme-dyke-syndrome]

Me when my able-bodied friends walk too fast

[daisywords]

writing is so silly because you have to maintain the understanding that you're not more specialer than anyone else and your work needs improvement and you have more to learn. but also you have to fully believe that your stuff is amazing. mindblowing. masterpiece the likes of which no one has ever seen before. you really have to hold these contradictory beliefs next to each other and force them to play nice. it's like shoving your shoulder angel and devil into a "get-along shirt." It doesn't make any sense. But if you don't, you're not going to get anywhere

You have to pursue what your writing Could Be with dogged determination while unflinchingly perceiving what it Actually Is. You have to accept that you're not more deserving or likely to succeed than any other writer, but you also have to love and honor and cling to your own specific mad genius because no one else is going to do it for you. Writing is really hard and it's also really worth it.

[hamoodmood]

Just relapsed after 6 months

[toastbutteregg]

this reminds me of a real life friend messaging me on discord saying a tumblr user named "beyoncescock" is using my photo and i did not know how to respond

[spacerockband]

Legend tells of the carp that leapt over the Dragon Gate at the crest of a river and became a stand up comedian.

[memequeen-official]

[memeshost]