#PHIL IS HOMOPHOBIC /J

[mossy123302]

Yeah, so Phil is just homophobic (/j )and a bastard-

He knew. He knew what he was doing and purposely put "MY" Missa. He watched us with amusement as every single crow in chat lost their mind. He knows how much we need the Missa crumbs.

HE KNOWS

I need Ender King to come back and punt this guy for me. Strangle Phil or whatever. I need this bird gone.

Aughhh....

I honestly do wonder what Ender King's end goals were though. Like, if he somehow won, to some degree because obviously Phil would be fighting back every once in a while. How would the Ender King like..even navigate the QSMP life, deal with a certain wet cat who just appears and immediately figures out that he isn't Phil. (The way Missa was quick to realize that Roier wasn't... himself) If Missa doesn't figure out- would-

Like- would Ender King simply keep Missa, Chayanne and Tallulah simply because they're something unique and is what keeps Phil tame? Would he just play along in this...platonic relationship and family vibe with this family or immediately strike them down and just find a way to overtake the Federation. (o7 to federation because a god is not on their bucket list)

Also I've been hearing that "Silly Billy" over TikTok and honestly? I feel like it could potentially fit O!Smp Philza with Q! Missa

Or maybe D!Smp Philza?

Those two different variants are so different, but when you place them with Q! Missa. It's such a shocking difference because while Missa would treat them with kindness and respect, he'd never treat them the same as Q! Philza. They're not his platonic spouse, and are different variants. So do you think...they get a little desperate to get that type of same love/affectionate from Missa?

Yes, I'm aware D!Smp Philza is canon to Philza- so this is probably something even more funny cause Q! Missa probably got tossed into the past somehow and must try to avoid changing everything (ends up changing everything). This is like some isekai trope idea-

Missa: This is fine, just avoid everyone and live peacefully and find a way back home

Philza: Hm. I like this strange skeleton. He isn't mean and treats me with respect and kindness, he even ate Techno's potatoes.

Missa, internally: OH NO

[suckingleechesuwu]

no but seriously… imagine it…

[anironsidh]

Them comparing Devan honeymoon to their Japan trips stop b😭

dan and phil talking about their japan adventures

[phillesterlover]

Might be homophobic actually cuz Dan and Phil being gay scares me /j

[bonesandthebees]

a few things I noticed from chapter 20:

-Wilbur casually mentioned his age (for a joke sure but still)

-the flinching at his title being used as opposed to his name

-The ratio of how many times Pythia or Wilbur is used in the narration is lessening in term of 'Pythia' (I think, I haven't matched it or anything)

-Tommy holds a lot of importance to the trust and Relationships he has with the people around him.

-Gay tntduo is Tommy's biggest fear

-new favorite part is just '“Hello Tommy and the guy we kidnapped who just lives here now,” Techno deadpanned from where he was leaning back in Phil’s desk chair. “What can we do for you?”'

there is no consistency here enjoy my thoughts :]

-🦎

YEAHHH he casually mentioned it!! only bc phil techno and tommy all already know how old he is but yup he was able to joke about it for once :)

yuppp he's not super comfortable with actually hearing himself referred to as the pythia these days

it's a gradual shift I'd still say it's more pythia than wilbur atm but it's way more balanced than it was before

homophobic glass!tommy real /j

LMAO thank you for appreciating that techno line i was proud of it

[theruinationregiment]

> Calidity,Fallout;give_editperms=true

`Well, Hello everyone. It was getting a little messy over on the official ‘Revixit’ account, so we have chosen to migrate over here.`

“Not that we’re leaving that area permanently, of course. It’s simply being renovated for notes now.”

“I suppose this is our introduction.”

«:)»

SPEAKING:

`Here is an example of Calidity speaking`

“This will be Zephyr”

«This is Fallout.»

‘CODE’:

➩Calidity

➤Zephyr

➙Fallout

INTERNALIZED THOUGHTS:

(Added for people w/ mind reader ocs.)

/Calidity/…

[Zephyr]…

{Fallout}…

This is what an ACTION will look like!

OOC/MOD:

||Mod jumpscare 😱😱||

||I go by She/It!! ‘They’ works too. ANYONE can interact!! Canon characters, ocs.. I don’t care! Pleasepleaseplease ask about my universes and my ocs.. I’m so normal about them.||

DNI:

> Proshippers

> P3dos

> Beastiality + Z00s

> Homophobes

> Transphobes

> Racists

> Creeps..

> Two dollar bill Phil’s (only legends will get this reference)

> Anything else I had missed

If you’re not gonna be polite and behave yourself OOC, I will not respond (unless it is playful banter/ a joke.). Being rude in roleplay is totally okay!

GUIDELINES:

Will respond to!:

>Asks,

>Roleplay

>Roasts

>OOC asks

>Questions on THEIR AU. (Not Revixit.)

“Ehh..” questions:

>Asks on Revixit

>NSFW asks.. I’ll only tolerate MILDLYY suggestive things.

>Asks about my other blogs

WILL NOT RESPOND TO!:

>Very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 asks

>Hate

>Racist/Transphobic/Homophobic messages

>Comments on my spelling or grammar/j

>Anyone in my DNI list.

BASIC INFO:

Zephyr: he/they

Calidity: he/him

Fallout: He/it

They all work with demolitions!!!! Zephyr is the trine leader. Calidity is a medic AND a pyromaniac (don’t ask how that happened.) Fallout works with nuclear, and Zephyr… works with regular explosives.

Good luck. You may not survive on this blog/hj

[imgns]

its actually homophobic to not draw every single dream smp character with wings like that shit goes so hard

[ladyddanger]

C!phil is an empath tho and he thinks their just friends

rewatched that clip of cwilbur talking about cq to cphil, and why the fuck did he go on for an entire minute while blushing and twirling his hair the whole time

[cuuno-moved]

dream smp as things i've overhead at school.

tommy-'im not gay, im just sexist. wait no-'

tubbo-'i got kicked out of band again for swallowing a bottle cap.'

wilbur-'look, i may be a lowlife drug dealer but also i have made so much bank, so fuck the police.'

dream-'genderfluid people be like "oh yes, michaelangelo".'

george-'im not gay, dude, i swear, i just think he's sexy.'

sapnap-'did i ever tell you about the time i set my middle school bathroom on fire and got away with it.'

fundy-'i got bullied in middle school for being short, but little do they know, my dad's in prison for murder.'

eret-'the chicken nuggets were cold at lunch. can't believe the lunch ladies are homophobic.'

niki-'someone handed me a parrot in science today and i started crying.'

schlatt-'and that's on subtle alchoholism ell-oh-ell. ex-oh-ex.'

quackity-'im like... name a mexican famous person. uh. j lo. i'm like j lo.'

techno-'freshman will be hunted for sport. this is not a joke, i literally shoved one into the street in front of a bus. fuck them kids.'

phil-'shhh. mommy needs his space. i've had a long day.'

bad-'i have never cursed. no, wait, i called someone a cracker one time.'

skeppy- 'pov: i walk in on you changing but i'm a horse.'

ranboo-'soy mayonnaise doesn't ask questions. soy mayonnaise understands.'

jack-'welcome to wendy's, i fucked your mom and i'm high as shit. suck my dick.'

punz-'i got an f in sunday school.'

[yourfavouritetragedy]

queer family dynamic sbi. bisexual effeminate cwilbur. queer acearo ctommy. butch trans man techno!!! homophobic phil. /j actually phil is also aromantic and old-school genderqueer (androgyne, maverick, or neutrois).

[leximitchells]

They were literally never friends. They fancied, but didn't like each other, banged, kept fancying but not really liking each other, had no interaction, then had two 10 second scenes with serious underlying tension post-shag and serious homophobic assault by Stuart, and the wedding stuff happened. Lmao thats not a friendship by any definition🤣 Callum calling him a 'mate' repeatedly to Stuart to distract from how bad he had it for Ben, does not a friend make!

ben was a friend to callum when j*nno showed up. callum was a friend to ben when louise went missing. ben went with callum to pick up his wedding rings. callum helped ben through all the stuff with phil. july and august 2019 was their friendship era

you can have a crush on someone and still be their friend. those aren’t mutually exclusive

[breefarrow]

A lot of straight YouTubers who got shipped also made and still make videos about it so your point about them egging on phannies doesnt stand. What upset Dan was not the fics, it’s was the constant digging of his past to find out his sexuality which is exactly what larries do to H&L. You can interpret things as “signaling” I guess but there’s no concrete evidence they actually have been doing that so larrie behavior is really unacceptable.

I wasn't going to bother answering bc this may prompt more annoying asks but I decided what the heck why not.

So idk why you brought up straight youtubers or how that compares to D&P and L&H. Straight duos like Jack and Mark who were shipped at one point always laughed about it and made jokes but it was obvious to 95% of people they weren't a real thing [J&M made it clear to] so the ship mostly died down. No ship from two most likely straight people came close to or was anything like D&P and L&H.

With shipping everyone knows the biggest thing is online fandoms for it writing fanfics and drawing fanart for the ships. It just doesn't make sense to me that someone would think what Dan claims to have but back in peak duo days made videos where they read fanfic, looked through fanart on tumblr calling them cute, and then writing and animating their own fanfic involving the two of them. Everyone knows that would lead people to believe it's fine to continue "shipping" them.

With D&P along with L&H no one is heavily digging up their personal past to come to the conclusions they did/have. It's just us paying attention to and mentioning what they PUBLICLY posted on social media or making note of how they acted around eachother which lead us to stating these two are together and definitely not straight.

You can't see D&P heavily flirting in videos [with obvious cuts where they kissed], Dan publicly posting on social media about liking men, L&H flirting in every interview, Louis coming out with a song about how love is only for the brave, im to far gone to pray + him and is lover came so far from their princess park days, Harry coming out with a song about how he likes to "do things" with men + songs that correlate to Louis songs/relationship and NOT go hey I don't think their straight and they are probably a couple.

I REALLY hate antis who have 100% never been a fan D&P and never watched a single video of there's taking what Dan said to use against larries. You can't compare D&P to L&H in this sense given D&P are two youtubers [not in any sort of binding contracts] with Dan who was unsure of who he was for years and not out to anyone but Phil.

Where as L&H are two major singers involved in an industry that is run by homophobic people who made a lot of money off of them during 1D [biggest boyband of the 2010s] and currently makes a lot of money off of Harry. Along with L&H telling everyone they can that they aren't straight and in a relationship. Plus L&H make it clear they WANT to be officially out to EVERYONE but can't bc they are under contracts by people who think being publicly open would be detrimental to them and a loss of money bc of course all these assholes care about is money.

L&H aren't straight and in a commited relationship with one another but your most likely a toxic anti who has never once looked into why it is we believe that so you will always see the idea of larry as farfetched. Really no matter what we post about larry and no matter if you antis read it you antis will always think it's bad to post about larry unless they were to officially come out. The day that happens though antis will quietly unstan and go.

[testingcheats0n]

Introduction

Hi and hello.

My name is Testing or Cheats or Prometeya, whatever you wish to call me.

I use any pronouns except they/them and it/its (unless you really, really want to). You can use female and male nouns for me (Guy/Gal. per example)

My main fandom as of this moment is the Dream SMP. I liveblog streams, I post metas, I write AUs, I reblog theories, fanart, discussions, and other miscellaneous from other fandoms (I am in many, many fandoms).

I focus mostly on SBI, but you'll see things from other characters of the SMP.

Please do consider using tone indicators, I can't detect some jokes or sarcasm.

I also speak Spanish if you want to go for it.

I am critical of many characters.

I'm fairly critical of, but I don't go as hard on Quackity, Sam, Phil, Ranboo, Niki, Sapnap, Karl, George, Jack Manifold, Fundy, and Eret.

I do have a very personal vendetta against Technoblade and Dream. They personally broke my back, stole my children, burned my crops, killed my parents, and nuked my country. I have no mercy for them and they send me into fits of rage (/hj), but Technoblade does kind of pop off at times.

Wilbur, Tommy and Tubbo are above criticism /j

Furthermore:

•I can't get angry at you. No, really, I'm physically inapable, I don't know you and I have 0 relation to you. Chances are that I simply hate the idea of what you're proposing, or saying. Assume in good faith that I'm cursing out Pig Man and Green Teletubby rather than you personally (as personal as it can be online).

My boundaries:

Dreamnotfound makes me uncomfortable as do all other ships- especially those with minors. Don't bring them near me or you'll catch this sweet, sweet block.

Anything negative regarding the minors you say will put you on my shitlist.

No NSFW asks or stuff like that, I'm not here for this.

If you send Anon hate you'll get blocked- yes, it can be done.

Art thieves won't be tolerated.

Trolls won't be tolerated. Just don't waste your time, I probably won't get it anyway.

Racists, homophobes, ableists, etc won't be tolerated.

My tags:

•If my post is tagged with #dream smp I'm 100% talking about the characters despite not using tags like c!

•If I'm specifically talking about the content creators I'll mark it with cc!

•If my post is tagged with #discourse I'm talking about drama.

•If my post is tagged with #testing speaks I'm talking about something unrelated to the fandom and probably personal.

•My non-dsmp stuff is untagged most of the time

•You're free to block everything above, just as you're free to block me.

I may miss a tag, and I might forget a TW/CW you're free to DM me or just reblog the thing to correct me.

[cc-tinslebee]

Hey!! Real quick -- thank you @demetriandelibinaryboyfriends for the tag!!

It's the year 2021 and you're obsessed with The Karate Kid. How are you feeling?

I wasn’t not expecting this in the slightest— I decided to watch Cobra Kai on a whim in January while my mom and I were dying my hair, and somehow it became my second hyperfixation of the year?? Wack??

Did you grow up with TKK or are you new to the series?

Actually, my first introduction to the Karate Kid was the 2010 film with Jaden Smith. It came out when I was younger, so I used to watch it religiously. Then after watching The Outsiders in eighth grade, my dad convinced me to watch the first two original Karate Kid movies before they were kicked off Netflix. Lowkey, the entire time, I was like, “Johnny Cade??” I still haven’t seen the third film because Netflix DVD is homophobic (/j), but I didn’t really get into it until Cobra Kai.

We gotta do the basics. Favorite character:

🎶Demetri and Eli, binary booooyfrieeends brooootheeers.🎶 You already know. Somehow relate to both of them a little too much— also Moon!! My beloved!!

Favorite ship:

Elimetri, MoonPiper, and Samiguel all have my heart 🥺

Underrated character:

*takes out a list that hits the floor and keeps rolling* Okay so—

I’m just playing— for underrated-underrated characters, Moon because she’s overshadowed by Yasmine and misogynists, definitely Chris because he’s a legend, and Bert/Nate because the wiki always says ‘some kid’ in reference to them which is like ://

But Moon and Demetri are 100% my biggest underrated-even-though-they’re-a-somewhat-big-character characters. Moon is not a villain and Demetri is not the worst, thank you very much. *points at Reddit and The Cheat Sheet* y’all are just misogynistic and neurotypical.

Underrated ship (don’t say therapy, lol):

MoonPiper is kinda underrated, I think? A good chunk of the fandom is adamant on it, which is great, but in the lense of the show, not so much right now. Also torisha kinda! My girls!!

And Shawbby!! Let Robby have a bond outside of this karate nonesense!! It’s what he deserves!!

We’re not gonna talk about my season one-exclusive Moon/Eli/Demetri ship, we’ve already been over this—

Wax On, Wax Off or Sweep the Leg?

Sweep the leg, babey!! I’m definitely on the side of @demetriandelibinaryboyfriends about how it’s genuinely amazing how Demetri just took the move Eli used against him and ran with it. Yes, he is petty, and we love him for it. Me too tbh

Which of Daniel’s dumb little outfits is your favorite?

Dork man TKK-era Daniel had the best fashion sense tho

Character from the films you most want to return, who’s not Terry Silver:

At first, I was going to say I couldn’t think of anyone, but now!! Bring back my boy Freddy Fernandez!! He totally disappeared after the beginning of the first film, and I wanna see him again!! Also Ali’s friend Susan!

Scene that lives in your head rent-free:

Any Moon & Demetri scene, and I am once again asking them to pay rent— also 100% the Valley Fest scene where Eli pulls Demetri onstage. Iconic of them.

Also, lowkey, any Torisha scene. Somehow so unintentionally gay?? I legitimately thought they were telling me that Aisha had a crush on her??

Will Anthony LaRusso ever be relevant?

Lowkey, please gods no. Didn’t he appear, like, one (1) time in season three? I think it’s good that they have a comic relief character that’s involved in the conflict by extension, but not actively involved. It’s great to see the LaRusso family, two of them in the midst of this big fight, another getting roped into it and being extra passionate about her husband and daughter being hurt, and then you have the youngest child, serenely playing video games and not giving any fucks

You live in The Valley and are forced into the karate gang war. Which dojo do you join?

I second Bri’s remark — having done karate in the past, Cobra Kai would eat me alive, and I don’t trust Johnny to teach another neurodivergent queer kid. I could probably stand to gain from Daniel’s patience; I’d definitely be Demetri in that situation.

What’s your training montage song?

Dude, I have an entire playlist that I work out to, and I’m very indecisive, so I’ll just say my my main hype song, House of Wolves.

It’s the crossover event of the century! Which TV show are you combining with Cobra Kai for an hour-long Saturday night special?

You already KNOW I’m saying Kickin It. I won’t go in-depth because I already have, but the absolute power they’d have. Demetri and Milton, our favourite sassy Jewish nerds and their aggressively cool (respective) boyfriends Hawk and Jerry. Kim vibing with Sam like they deserve (and give me that good Kim & Bert cousins content, hand it over 🤲🏻). Miguel talking with Jerry in Spanish and, like, idolising Jack!! And you already know the comedic opportunites the Falafel Phil/Anoush thing could have.

Not sure if y’all have done this yet, and don’t feel pressured to if you don’t want to, but I figured I’d tag you folks!! @spidercrush3 @brattycobra @latetoalltheparties @binary-boyfriends4life @transdaniellarusso

[jelreth]

phils homophobic for streaming at 3 am /j

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Jealousy (5) Masterlist

Links Last Checked: November 17th, 2024

part one, part two, part three, part four

An Introspective Beat (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: In an airport in Australia, someone tries to sell Phil some cologne and Dan gets a little handsy.(aka, Phil gets hit on and shades of a jealous Dan.)

Come Get It (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: In a twist of fate, Phil meets Dan- the mysterious and beautiful dominant figure Phil has always desired in a partner. But when Dan introduces him to the crazy world of BDSM, Phil realises he still has to come a long way in order to appease Dan. The question still remains- can Phil give Dan everything he wants? And is this truly what he needs anyway?

don't like the way he's looking at you (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: phil gets jealous

he's mine (ao3) - plinth_of_life

Summary: When Dan leaves a hickey on Phil's neck and the mark ends up in an AmazingPhil video, the two grapple with leaving their mark on the internet.

I’ll wait for you (ao3) - winstonlives

Summary: Phil needs time. Dan understands, so he books separate rooms.

In Which Dan Is A Bit Jealous (ao3) - Stormendale

Summary: Phil goes on a date to make Dan jealous, and, well, it works.

Jealous Boyfriend (ao3) - tol_but_smol

Summary: Pastel!Dan and Punk!Phil are shopping when a sales associate starts to flirt with Dan.

Just Friends (ao3) - justhavesex

Summary: They’re just childhood best friends. Nothing more. No, really.

kick with the fray (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Phil will laugh about this later. Maybe. Probably. (Not.)

Maybe it was always you and i. (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: based off this instagram post i saw that says; “straight guy worries he’s being homophobic to gay roommate, realizes he’s fallen in love with him. plot twist it turns out i dont have a problem with alex kissing guys if its me he is kissing” But with Phan

not your fault that they hover (ao3) - snsk

Summary: When Nick found out he was going to London in June, he acquired Dan’s number from the BBC, who were quite happy about giving people their employees’ private and personal information as long as said people were super famous and appealed to their teenage demographic and could squeeze in an interview with Nick Grimshaw the next time they were in town.(for the anon who requested: I may or may not be requesting a jealous-phil fic based on that little tryst with nick j. Please. For your 30-min series.)

only mine, entirely (ao3) - dayevsphil

Summary: Dan is naturally a jealous person, and even idle comments are getting to him these days. Amnesia AU timestamp.

Practice Makes Perfect (ao3) - winstonlives

Summary: Phil said he would paint Dan’s nails in a live show, and doesn’t think much of it until Dan finds someone else to do it. Dan is surprised and amused at Phil’s reaction.

prickle on the skin, ache in the heart (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: phil smiles wider, brighter. every day. every day, dan falls in love again.

he can’t help but be a little jealous, not being able to say

Slipping (ao3) - rainbowchristy

Summary: Dan can't hold his alcohol and gets a little too touchy-feely with Pj. Luckily Phil's there to teach him a lesson.

strangers waiting, looking down the boulevard (ao3) - nqkedbooths

[21:37 ] Unknown: Hey, I heard you were short of some change but offered certain services - I’ll pay you for one night with me; no strings attached, nothing dangerous.

[21:39] Dan: i’m sorry, but do i look like a fucking prostitute?

[21:40] Unknown: Wait, who are you?

The Essence of an Absence - ravehowell

Summary: Dan has a dumb crush on an oblivious best friend, a poetry blog and a boyfriend that doesn’t exist. (Dan also learns how to lie to Phil and can’t tell when to stop.)

You Took My Hand (And Then We Both Started Running) (ao3) - rainbowchristy

Summary: A series of moments from Dan and Phil's lives, from their first meeting as kids to mid-life crises.

you wear the moon like a halo (ao3) - ohyellowbird

Summary: When Phil blinks open, his vision blurry, there is a shape at the foot of his bed.He jumps as much as one can when sitting on a mattress. “Stop that!” Phil shrills, pushing his glasses back up his nose for a better look. “One of these days I’m going to have five actual heart attacks because of you.”he shadow at the foot of his bed is not looming in a menacing way but simply standing there, illuminated by the bedroom window against the opposite wall. It is tall and broad-shouldered, like the one Phil had seen just after moving in. “Hi there,” he says quietly, wary that it–he–might spook and disappear.