#jealous!phil

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Hiii, I was just wondering if you have any jealous Phil fanfic recommendations?

We have an entire Jealous!Phil tag for you to enjoy. Plus, a Jealous!Phil masterlist.

Here are some more not in the tag/masterlist :)

Only CatYou Need (ao3) - ByTheFire

Summary: Phil knows he shouldn't be jealous over Dan watching some cat videos, but he can't help himself when he sees Dan take a selfie with another cat on his lap.

scandalous (ao3) - phancontent

Summary: Daniel Howell, a well known "emo glam star", a singer and a fashion icon, faces a writing crisis and decides to hire an unemployed famous songwriter named Phil Lester, who can't stop blushing with every grin Dan gives him.

Stay (ao3) - Nefertiti1052

Summary: Dan was mesmerized by the cute guy with the flowers he saw on the tube. Was it a bit much to search for him time and time again after that? maybe, but sometimes working hard for something works out in the end.

wear no disguise for me (ao3) - lesbanurinkos (pluginbaby)

Summary:

It’s not exactly jealousy, Phil doesn’t think. Not– exactly. But he’s feeling petulant and selfish and maybe like he wants to be a little mean about this… not-Phil. This Phil who doesn’t know the half of what it means to be half of Dan.

(or: dan made a new friend called phil. am i a joke to you)

[dumbandfunn]

Rafe shoving his fingers in readers mouth when she starts to ramble too much…

(Rafe come rn)

rafe knew you talked a lot when you were nervous, but he underestimated just how much when he took you to drinks with his friends at the country club. they never didn’t make you feel welcome, but they were all loud— a lot louder than anyone that you usually surrounded yourself with, so often times you felt you had to fill the lingering silences that came with boyish days out when they were just trying to watch the game.

you had been talking for five whole minutes without anyone getting a word in— your hands were waving frantically and you were looking between topper and kelce wide eyed, basically out of breath from all the rambling about something they couldn’t even keep up with. topper thought it was about some girly gossip show you were watching, but then you were suddenly talking about how your dog was blind in one eye.

frankly, nobody was keeping up— everyone had zoned out, rafe only really started paying attention again when you mentioned a phil dunphy. he made a mental note to deal with him later. maybe ask barry if he was from around the area. but for now he was giving you a small eyebrow raise, reaching his free hand up to squeeze your cheeks, shoving two fingers right between your parted lips, cutting your ramble off.

“why don’t we let someone else speak now baby hm?”

nodding his head slightly toward his two friends, whos attention were definitely caught at the how you immediately nodded up at him, eyes wide and mumbling a muffled “sorry,” just as he pressed his two fingers against your tongue.

he just didn’t actually expect you to reach up and catch his wrist when he tried to move his hand away just to keep your tongue swirling around his ringed fingers. his friends got multiple threats after that for becoming a lot more interested in what you had to say. and you for sure got a telling off by rafe with a “you like putting on a show like that for my degenerate friends? huh?” when you got home.

[thegirlinprague]

[evermorepeyton]

phil reminding dan every two seconds that dalien is not supposed to be jealous, oh dan howell you are never beating the jealousy monster allegations

[virtu4l-di4ry]

dan getting jealous of the phandom shipping sister daniel and phlonde!phil is the equivalent of a dog barking at his own reflection.

[acolyteszn]

"he's crazy but smart alright, sounds like my kind of guy"

[2009editingtips]

thank you to the phannie who asked the "flirting with the waiter" question, i needed more clips of Dan doing the lick lips, jaw tense, head bob, suck in left cheek, and purse lips move

[phlonde-era]

Dan: Yeah there is no jealousy in polyamory, let's get freaky 🤪

Also Dan: Why is he looking at other people, why is he talking to other people, WHY ARE THEY BREATHING AROUND EACH OTHER

[phanisgoinglive]

keep thinking about its absolutely hysterical to me that dan posted that sexy fireplace photo of himself but there’s absolutely not a chance in hell that jealous dan would ever let phil post a photo like that ? like dan made phil blur the deep v in his vpmo2 video ??

[phanchester]

"giving him the eyes"

[slutoast]

somehow there’s more of these…

[fryday]

i have never seen a man behave more chronically Taken than when phil said "i even spoke to a stranger that night" (at the club). like first off - "i even spoke to a stranger" gives the impression he definitely never does this on a normal day i.e. not looking for anything outside his circle of friends/dan. secondly, "i even spoke to a stranger" is the most disinterested emotionless way of describing an encounter with someone in a club 😭😭 like if i was actually into someone who was chatting me up i would say "i spoke to this guy" or "i was speaking to someone" not a STRANGER. phil was really giving "married, blinders on, been off the market so long idek how to act interested anymore even for a bit" energy & i'm obsessed with it

[phlondsbian]

[phregnancy]

other phil is dan’s girl in prague

[personthattoleratesme]

The way they both absolutely did not like the other’s fake spouse. Like they’re not real kings they’re not gonna steal your man 😭

[catboylesterr]

you will get through this live event ur not attending