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Much has been made of those old grand gestures of romance. To die for someone. To kill for someone. To hand over your whole heart, to ruin your life, to pluck the stars from the sky and place them in your lover's palm.
But when you're working with characters who actually can easily kill and die and be thrown into Big Dramatic Moments at the drop of a hat, it's much much funnier (and apt) to go in the other direction. They would do the unthinkable. The impossible! The only thing that could further soil their blood-soaked hands!
They would... do the dishes for them.
#*shocked gasps from the crowd at this absurd declaration#BY HAND even!#Someone in said crowd faints#Or clean the bathroom#Or fold the laundry or walk the dog or vacuum the carpets#Give me domesticity as a sign of devotion#So what if you've slaughtered millions. Who's gonna pick up your dirty socks#Now that's an action that takes REAL effort#These are just some thoughts I think
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and they were roommates
#danny phantom#danny fenton#sam manson#tucker foley#jack fenton#college au#i designed the house so here are some of my thoughts about it hahaha#the mansons bought the house really flippantly because it made financial sense not to rent for the next four years#and also they can probs make money renting it out after the trio graduates#they were not expecting how involved the foleys and the fentons would get lmao#the trio lives together really well#but sam hates how the boys take care of the bathroom on their floor#she forces them to clean it before people come over#danny is way more open about his powers in this house#he could have gotten away with that last one if he remembered that he can be invisible#but the boy is sleep deprived so who can blame him#sam colored her hair pink senior year of high school but light colors are too hard to maintain so she swapped to dark purple later
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get MOLTED, idiot
#genshin impact#venti#jean gunnhildr#zilly art#could he just use the wind to help? probably yeah#is he smart enough to do this? absolutely not#he either always got dvalin to lick it better. or liyue's water system get clogged#venti tries rubbing himself all over morax like a cat trying to get burs off but that rarely works#rip diluc's place would also be covered in feathers and a whiny archon#venti excuses himself to the bathroom mid-performance at angel share and promptly tells diluc he's got a mess to clean up in there#goes back to singing and drinking#diluc frantically stuffing feathers in a bag#he and jean ponder if they could make pillows with the down? sorry the pillows curse your dream with The Edlritch Horrors
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i really think some of you are just lazy…like omg what do you mean I have to do the dishes again I just did them yesterday?!?
#voting is a basic adult task you have to do regularly like filing taxes and getting your oil changed and cleaning your bathroom 🤷♀️#no it won’t solve everything but my god you can show up to a church or school or whatever every couple years for 30 minutes. jesus#firebombing a Walmart tweet.jpg
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Parents, for the love of everything that ever pretended to be holy, do not make household cleaning a punishment for your children.
My parents did that. As an adult, I would rather stare at a blank wall for five hours straight than wash dishes. I would rather do math problems without a calculator and have my answers read aloud in public than clean a bathroom. If my hatred of cleaning was a capturable energy it could power interstellar travel. All because, growing up, cleaning house was a primary form of punishment.
Don’t fuckin’ do that. You’re not instilling discipline. You’re instilling hatred for something they need to be able to do as adults without hating every microsecond of it.
#parenting#protip: any activity you use as a punishment for children they will passionately hate as adults#about me#this message brought to you by having my day utterly & irrevocably ruined by having to clean bathrooms#instead of the thing i’ve been putting off for a month and FINALLY HAD THE MOTIVATION TO FUCKING DO#fuck only knows if i’ll get around to it before it’s too late now! MOMENT OVER. MOTIVATION GONE#wait how did this happen#10k club
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it's watermelon 🍉
#komahinanami#Kuzuhina#hinasouda#It doesnt have to be just one. Hajime has 10 fingers AND 10 toes#The brotherhood ring isnt like marriage because you dont get tax benefits and theres no legal documents bc it's illegal#You DO get a free pass to most criminal activities and a sugar daddy. and yknow lifelong partnerhood#Every time kaz gives Hajime a new ring pop it's like they're renewing their vows :) and it's cheaper!#Hajime hinata#Sdr2#Super danganronpa 2#Danganronpa 2#Danganronpa#An art#I'll rb this later. After I clean the bathroom
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MOOD
#I’m cleaning the bathroom rn and this is me#eddie munson#joseph quinn#stranger things#stranger things vol 1#stranger things 4#eddie munson stranger things#the hellfire club#joe quinn#netflix#eddie deserves better#eddie munson fic#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson x you#eddie munson x reader#eddie as kas#eddie in s5#corroded coffin#eddie#stranger things volume 2
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okay here’s my advice for you for january2024. get a daily planner and use it to scrapbook!!!! use it to keep track of movies you just watched, music you’re listening to, put pictures of your favorite characters in it, get fun stickers to put in it its so fun! and when its fun its fun youre 100x times more likely to use it as an actual planner! i dont know why no one ever told me this but because it FUN now im using my daily planner to keep track of bills, keep track of my habits, im tracking my workouts with it… i have never been able to use a daily planner for longer than 2 weeks before but now i can cus its FUN
#and then track your achievements!!!!!!!! when you manage to clean the bathroom but that in the book!!!! with exclamation points and bubble#stickers#amanda.doc
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Steve is loose-limbed and warm, and bone-meltingly satisfied as he slides under the sheets. Clean sheets. Nothing feels better than clean sheets. Clean sheets and his boyfriend, who Steve gets to curl up behind and bury his face into the center of his back. Eddie makes a sound, a happy little hum, and slides his hand along Steve’s arm where it’s wrapped around Eddie’s waist. Laces their fingers together and squeezes.
Bliss.
Until, probably only five minutes later when Steve is just falling asleep, and Eddie jolts upright with a shriek.
“What—?”
“Oh my god,” Eddie wails, and holds the side of his head. “Steve! Oh fuck, Steve!”
“What?” Steve asks, shocked into alertness, heart going from sleepy slow and hammering hard in his chest when Eddie whimpers. “What, what is it?!”
“There’s a bug in my ear!”
Steve, in the process of throwing the blankets off of them, of planning the quickest way to get Eddie down the stairs and out of the house, of mapping the drive to Hopper’s before whatever is happening for the sixth fucking time happens AGAIN—Steve, in the middle of all that, freezes.
“Huh?”
“I felt it! I felt something tickling my ear!”
“Ed,” Steve says slowly. “You have… so much damn hair.”
“It wasn’t hair!” Eddie shrieks.
“Okay, even if it wasn’t,” Steve tries to reason. “It still probably didn’t crawl into your ear.”
“No, I definitely saw a bug while you were in the bathroom, Steve! It was a weird bug!! Oh my god, what if it burrows into my skull! What if it lays worms in my brain?”
“Eddie, baby—”
Eddie looks at him, and there’s honest to god tears in his eyes. “You’re going to dump me because of my brain worms aren’t you?”
And Steve doesn’t stand a chance, and snorts with laughter.
“Stevie!” Eddie wails. “I have brain worms and you’re laughing?! Oh my god!”
“You’re such a dork!” Steve wheezes. He rolls out of the bed and drags Eddie towards the bathroom. “You don’t have brain worms.”
Eddie, still whimpering, obediently hops onto the sink, tilting his head and letting Steve pull his hair to the side, flashlight in hand. “But you would still love me if I did, right?”
“Of course, idiot.” Steve presses a quick kiss to Eddie’s cheek. “Now, hold still, I’m doing worm surgery.”
#stranger things#steddie#Eddie triggering Steve’s ptsd once a week keeps his heart strong#based on true events#true events being I just stood in my bathroom drowning a nonexistent bug in my ear for an hour#my ear canal IS squeaky clean now#so really time not wasted#my steddies
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This is the level of organized I want to be.
#soft life#soft girl#soft black girls#soft black women#bathroom#clean aesthetic#clean girl#luxury lifestyle#luxury#level up#level up journey#glow up#glowing up#glow up journey#self love journey#self love#self care journey#self care#self improvement#girly moodboard#girly things#girly stuff#soft girl era#soft girl energy#feminine energy
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you ever have those specific moments/clips where you're reminded dnp are just some dudes bc this is mine
me (only child) back in the day seeing them (both grew up with brothers) rough house all the time and being like D:
#like obviously there was a whoooolee discourse about dan “abusing” phil bc they'd hit each other to the point where they stopped on camera#but like....those are straight up early 20 something roommates being stupid#like their bathroom was probably rank and there was definitely spoiled milk in their fridge#romanticized early phan vs the realities of gross boys who were not socialized to be homemakers from birth and did not know how to clean#phan#dnp
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I love Joel playing up the angry British man during the whole Permitmaster thing. Loved his chicken film and dealing with the melons and his death message kerfuffle just like all of him. Mans always exasperated that’s my hermit lol
#mcyt#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#from grian’s permitmaster vid#he uploaded at a good time b/c I really needed bg noise to clean the bathroom lol#arah post
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what about Daniel and Max never being big on pet names, especially Daniel only using pet names in a joke-y way. But then he starts noticing that Max does use pet names, just not with him? He will call the cats sweet things in both english and dutch, he calls his nephews liefje and he has heard him call his gaming buddies "darling" more than once. Max also talks to himself and to inanimate objects a lot, and one day he hears him say "thanks babe" to the fridge after getting a beer.
And it's not like he's jealous or something, he doesn't care, but it still makes him feel a bit weird. And yeah, maybe he's a little bit jealous, because that's not really fair, is it? But it feels embarrassing to tell that to Max, they're not that kind of cutesy couple, so he stews on it and gets a little bit more annoyed every time it happens.
Max notices that he's acting a bit weird, but he doesn't remember doing anything wrong or any kind of fight, so he assumes it's something Daniel related and not Max-and-Daniel related. He cuddles a little closer at night and does ask once if anything was wrong, but Daniel tells him nothing so he leaves it alone.
And then one night, after Max is done gaming he goes to the couch where Daniel is very clearly angry and is like uuuh did something happen? And Daniel tells him "no, nothing, just my boyfriend liking me less than anything else in his life" because he's hurt and embarrassed and annoyed and he knows he's not being fair, but at the moment he doesn't care. Max is hurt, because how could Daniel even say that? They weren't even fighting that he knew of! Daniel hadn't been ignoring him or slamming doors or calling names, so how could he know he was mad at him? It's all really unfair, so obviously he gets immediately defensive and somehow it degenerates in a fight that doesn't make sense because Max doesn't know why they're fighting and Daniel is embarrassed and increasingly angry at himself.
At some point Max just grabs his keys and phone and leaves to cool off and Daniel feels super bad, knowing it was all his fault and he should have just said something instead of blowing it all out of proportions. When Max comes back Daniel is already in bed but he's awake and Max asks him if he wants him to sleep on the couch and Daniel is horrified because first of all, no, and second of all it's a sign Max thinks he has been doing something wrong and should be sent to the couch even if he doesn't know why. Finally, that's enough and he just blurts out "it's because you never call me darling".
And Max is like ??????? because he wasn't aware Daniel wanted to and also all this for that???? so he sits down and tells Daniel to explain and Daniel explains. He's looking down at his hands and keeps picking at his fingers until Max stops him and he hates how embarrassed he is the whole time, but he explains and it feels extra silly after putting it all out there.
When he's done, Max tells him he was being very silly and he will of course call him anything he wants, he just likes calling him Daniel because Daniel is already a word that has all the love in it and Daniel maybe sort of dies there.
And then they kiss and Max calls him schatje and Daniel for sure must be dead.
Max still doesn't love being called pet names, but uses all the ones he knows for Daniel and Daniel loves it every time until Max moans baby during sex and Daniel comes on the spot. He's still very embarrassed about that one.
#welcome to: things i think about while cleaning the bathroom#it all started because i told my vacuum sorry darling when i bumped into it#anyway the endings keep escaping me these days so this one is also meh but we move#it's just a ramble anyway#my writing#maxiel#i have NOT reread this if there are typos no there aren't
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Trust (Hal Hartley, 1990)
#Trust#Hal Hartley#1990#Martin Donovan#Adrienne Shelly#hands#tea#glasses#alcohol#clean#smoke#bathroom
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wei wuxian is the sort of guy who is incredibly lactose intolerant yet also insists on buying a tub of ice cream every time he goes grocery shopping
#mdzs#wei wuxian#yanyan speaks#wei wuxian: i'm here for a good time not for a long time#jiang cheng who has to clean the bathroom: bitch you're here for neither#mo dao zu shi
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his phone doesnt have a screen
#mumbles#my art#bit art#bitart#evan kelmp#misfits and magic#dimension 20#like the emoji movie? I KNOW HIS ASS SNUCK INTO THEATRES TO HAVE SOMEPLACE WARM TO BE FOR AN HOUR OR TWO OR EIGHT#CUZ I KNOW HIS ASS WOULD JUST AVOID THE EMPLOYEES LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE AND SKULK AROUND BATHROOMS AND HALLWAYS#AS LONG AS HE COULD AND JUST KEEP GOING INTO RANDOM MOVIES AND SNEAK IN AT THE VERY END BEFORE THE EMPLOYEES CAME TO CLEAN#AND PICK UP ANY FOOD THAT WAS LEFT BY THE PREVIOUS MOVIE GOERS
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