#Open Locked Safe
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24hrlocksmithshouston · 1 year ago
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dumbfucksystem · 5 months ago
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thinking about mafia shen family au. the system is fucking around with shen qingqius life again and is like yk what if ur not gonna tell your husband anything about yourself then ill force you to. have fun! :D
sqq doesn’t even have the time to think 'wtfff??' before Everything Happens. shen yuan’s soul gets shoved back into his original body just moments before he dies. in this version of the au he was choking on food, so he gets the lovely experience of having his airflow blocked again! lucky for him, the system dragged binghe along for the ride so he is saved before he dies again.
this route for mafia au means that the shen family never had to grieve shen yuan. im not sure how the Family reacts to their a-yuan suddenly having a very strong and intimidating significant other (boyfriend? husband?!??? wdym he got married without telling us!?!?) all of a sudden. does shen yuan come out to his family?? no, but also yes, but also not really. they knew he wasn't straight this entire time, so its more like they are coming out to him instead of the other way around. god knows they have bigger skeletons in their closets, they don't care if a twink is in there too.
there is less angst here, and it mostly centers around the comedic factor of shen yuan showing binghe around his house only for them to "stumble upon" an entire closet filled with guns..!?! shen yuan is just standing there in complete horror as binghe grabs a whole ass ar-15!?!?? hes looking at him with the most innocent eyes asking him what this strange metal object is. jesus fucking christ. his white lotus is holding a gun and now he has to explain gun control policies while his brain is leaking out of his ears. he opens his mouth right before an alarm starts blaring everywhere. he’s saved by the bell! except not really, because now six members of his Family are surrounding them and pointing several guns at binghe!!!!! what the actual fuck is going on here!!!!!! this is not how the 'meet the parents' arc is supposed to go!!
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nixotinix · 28 days ago
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I saw you were doing requests for DC Rogues and I would love to request Jervis!
I love that guy so much it’s becoming a problem lol
i understand you on a spiritual level catie. i saw the alice in wonderland ballet a month ago and have had jervis on the brain ever since.
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there's a little surprise under the cut too!
behold. the consequences (rewards?) of posting about steph on your main so often. hope you enjoy :D
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tinfoil-jones · 6 months ago
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Tate Pines AU: Teach 'Em Young
Stan: I'm really sorry about this Ford, but Tate got into one of your safes.
Ford: I must have accidentally left one open.
Stan: No, you didn't.
Ford: How else would he-.
Stan: He broke into it.
Ford: You're trying to tell me Tatum broke into my maximum security safe that has three contingency locks, two-factor authentication, and a protective charm?
Stan: Yes.
Ford: Stanley, he's 5 years old.
Stan: So? He was only 18 months old the first time he cracked a safe.
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capyfan · 1 year ago
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leshy: don't touch my stuff
challenger: touches stuff
leshy:
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based on this lol
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chloecherrysip · 2 years ago
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"C'mon, Luigi! Pump those legs!"
"I'm trying, I'm trying. I got bad knees!"
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dykedvonte · 5 months ago
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No one ever mentions how on the QnA PE has a 30% cargo loss which?? That could mean only the order is broken but. It’s space the crew is also definitely dead so the Tulpar is just one lost ship in the many cases that PE just throws their hands up on. well you just can’t beat those prices!
This is exactly why it’s so frustrating when people ignore the way P.E’s negligence and lack of care/concern for their employees influences their decisions/behavior.
Like they don’t really care if 30% of their workers regularly go missing or get lost. You think they care if they had locks or adequate training? You think they left supplies on that ship to add them in case of emergency or conflicts? They don’t have adequate medical supplies and even on a regular trip the crew has rations, no abundance and implied very little extra and they STILL added an extra person. If we look at that early HR complaint info graphic they make it extremely difficult to file or make complaints, not to mention actively discouraging it with how many penalties are directly attached to having personal/co-worker conflicts.
They really only want employees there to work and little else. No real enrichment, no real privacy and no back up in case anyone gets hurts, hurts someone else or they get in trouble. I mean Curly really made a point in realizing that no one checks on the fucking nurse for evals! Was it too late? Yeah. But that is something the pony express needed to handle and require, not a Captain with no training or experience in their own medical course as Curly’s crew isn’t the only one who has likely faced these problems.
P.E. Is so oppressive and actively malicious to their employees I can’t fathom how they lasted so long without the literal Geneva convention coming for their ass with how many human rights violations they have.
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dogrocks · 8 months ago
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my shit ass cat turned on the stove so now i have to sit outside for an hour
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cuttycrumbing · 4 days ago
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Okay fam sorry (not really) that all this gen ai bs is popping up from me but I had to do a school assignment where I was forced to use gen ai and I’m pissed about it, and also shit’s going down on ao3 with fic scraping and all. Remember to support creators and stay safe everyone!!
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theygender · 1 month ago
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Compulsive need to check locks not helped by the fact that the one time I didn't my cat got out onto the fucking balcony while I was gone
#i came home from an appointment and heard her crying and had to look around for her for a minute#before i found her scratching at the glass on the outside of the BALCONY DOOR#we havent used the balcony since yesterday and she slept with us last night + we fed her this morning#+ i checked on all the cats to make sure they were okay before i left (another compulsion)#so it had to have happened while i was gone#i called the office to make sure no one entered our apartment while i was gone#and although theyve still got one maintenance guy to double check with the answer seems to be a definite no#the only thing we can think of is that the door was unlocked + didnt latch all the way and it blew open and then shut again with the wind#which like weve put in a maintenance request about the door not latching all the way before#but they told us it was just bc of the weather stripping and we just needed to pull harder#its still difficult to pull hard enough to shut it all the way tho. especially since the handle is kinda wobbly#but locking it works even if its not latched all the way so ive been trying to make sure its always locked#last night was like the ONLY time i didnt check that lock before i went to bed#and of course that was the one time it was fucking unlocked 😭 and my cat GOT OUTSIDE while i was gone#im just so glad shes safe and didnt try to jump or something. i dont know how long she was out there. i was gone for like 2.5 hours#she was scared and thirsty but she was still THERE thank god#i still havent stopped shaking#rambling
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moonshapedbox · 16 days ago
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finished the elimination chamber (have many thoughts...just wow) but one of my personal takeaways was that watching cm punk rock logan paul's shit in the chamber has got to be one of the sexiest things i've ever witnessed. he went ballistic on that weirdo...pummeled his ass and got him disqualified in like 5 minutes...punk u are the people's hero...even tho u didn't win elimination chamber u still won my heart and that's what matters <3
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defensive-tactics · 1 year ago
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Never prop your hotel door open. You never know who might come in your room.
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air-mechanical · 11 months ago
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Margo keeps her club 11:59 doomsday clock docking mechanism coaster on her desk long past the point where she can reasonably say, "It's a reminder of the geopolitical importance of joining our countries together in the neutral theater of unforgiving space."
It's her reminder of spending time with someone who's so in sync with her, someone who inspires her to better herself while never compromising her core values, that it makes her breath catch every time.
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artemisbarnowl · 1 year ago
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Every woman should be given a button when she's born and if she presses it her dad explodes. No exceptions.
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stealchain · 9 months ago
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hes mad bc hes baby proofed from going in the cabinets
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baeshijima · 1 year ago
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i fucking hate this gane
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throws up tears
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