#Ooozing posts

[fuzzy-oooze]

There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

[fuzzy-oooze]

look at my images boy

I'm gonna list some images of the "vibes" of each of my characters.

The Hive-Queen:

Doc

Tinker

Porter

[scribbsart]

oooze - leo 

so I have fallen down into mutant mayhem obsession um enjoy lol

hoping though since I’m coming out of my art block haha post more for my four piece au 

[serious-tabaxi]

mutuals mainly: reblog this post if you're cool with me putting snippets in your askbox- could be of a story, a fictional element in a story, etc etc.

@fuzzy-oooze

@ignisuada

@bloodkrieg21

and any other mutual...

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Buckingham Palace appears to take subtle swipe at Meghan Markle after brand launchfir those who want to buy quality and an item thst actually existschoose real royal strawberry jam. by u/Harry-Ripey

Buckingham Palace appears to take subtle swipe at Meghan Markle after brand launch…fir those who want to buy quality and an item thst actually exists…choose real royal strawberry jam. Buckingham Palace posted an advert for its strawberry preserve - days after Meghan Markle's new brand American Riviera Orchard unveiled its strawberry jam.The Duchess of Sussex has sent 50 jars out to high-profile influencer friends with pictures of the product soon emerging across social media.But the Palace shop has shared its own advert for its own strawberry preserve.It says it is "delicious in the morning" or "the perfect accompaniment" to a Victoria sponge or a scone.https://ift.tt/XkdUCbf And not a desperate attention seeking has been ooozing false praise. post link: https://ift.tt/BIDE6Tj author: Harry-Ripey submitted: April 25, 2024 at 02:39PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“To the prince of the fey.”

*a man made up of lichen and moss walk out with a dear skull for a head, and golden irises footing in the skull socket. He walks up to behind the merchant, full 6 inches taller*

so... when you say your name was taken by the fey, do you mean like, your name in specific or did they take that name in it's entirety and you were just caught in the crossfire?

“No my specific one. It wouldn’t be much of a wedding gift if he took the name as a whole.”

[they-are-a-prolife-autist]

You're trying to get approval from the nasty ass middle aged coomers that orbit you and other the conservative girls aren't you. The same group of people that think all LGBT people are groomers has no problem with disgusting men twice their age crawling all over them and can't possibly think they have underlying motives.

Yeah you can tell by all the nasty asks I am just out here BEGGING for validation. All my conservative right wing buddies just loooove that I am a bisexual feminist, and the gay lefties are super on board with my prolife views. You can just see the “pick me” energy ooozing from every post where I don’t give a fuck /s

[arttrampbelle]

Gonna post MY OFFICIAL SHANG TSUNG BIO. because nrs is wrong and i said so. So suck it boon,suck it fans,this is how shang tsung is supposed to be. Die mad. 💅🏻💋☕💖

Anywho enough of venting. Here's his bio.

❤🐉❤🐉❤🐉❤🐉❤🐉❤🐉❤🐉❤🐉❤

Name: Shang Tsung

Full name: Tsung Shang (i hc his last name is tsung because it sounds better and most of mk names are both given and surnames. I looked this shit up and listen,this game was made by two American nerdy guys. What are you really expecting? A masterpiece? No)

Age: physically: in his 40s. (If we go by cary hiroyuki tagawa's performance in the 95 movie. He was around 40 when he starred in that film. Ik,he dont look it but it's true. And it makes way more sense than how some people and canon depicts his youthful rejuvenated form.) Technically he is over 500yrs (and i collectively ignore any new retcons or canon saying otherwise). He is mortal in technicality. But he is immortal by proxy. Due to his curse of to wither and age less he takes the souls and vitality of others. (Like an energy vampire in a weird way. Guy is basically Chinese Dracula)

Gender/prns: amab, he/they. (He is masc but people are so damn xenophobic and amercian centric on what masc is. But ya know we aint here for that politics. I hc he uses they or gn prns on occasion. If it calls for it. But most of the time is masc coded prns because he's 1. Lazy. 2. It's just a force of habit. And 3. It feels more comfortable for him. Otherwise he's gonna use gn. As he defults everyone to. Because thats how he works,as for himself. Well he just doesn't really give a damn much. He is who he is. Period)

Height: 5'11" (tho in his old man form. I hc he shrinks a bit to a 5'6"/5'7" lol)

Weight: approx maybe 175? I dunno im not good with measurements. So plz dont hate :')

Hair: black,long,and up to his lower back/buttocks. (In his old man form the same but white/silver. Still thick and luxurious. Despite being an old man he takes good care of himself. I can't ever see shang ever living in squander or despair. Even when shit is rough for him. He ooozes confidence even when he struggles. He's mastered self mastery. (God i wish that were me) )

Eye color: dark brown. (Goldens,glosses and turns to a pale gold as his curse affects his aging.)

Origins: Earthrealm (EARTHREALM. NOT OUTWORLD YOU DUMBA$$ES. fucking nrs othering shang tsung and getting rid of what made his betrayal interesting. Fucking morons buy into it too. But whatever.)

Resident realm: earthrealm,on his island. (Which i have hcs about but that is for a separate post because it would be too long to add here.)

Species: Human

Alignment: Neutral. Maybe a bit chaotic. The yin axis. (All in all he's for bis own morality. Never anyone else's)

Weapons: chinese saber or straight sword.

Abilities/powers/etc: Soul magic,fire magic,the dark arts. (He's a mofo sorcerer bih! I have hcs more about soul magic and how his damn magic works. Because people dont really care to write this)

Allies: anyone who he deems trustworthy enough.

Nemesis: any who dares cross him. Liu kang. (He fucking hates liu kang. No it's not secretly likes him. NO HE FUCKING HATES THIS GUYS GUTS AND WANTS HIM DEAD FOR THE SHEET FUCKING PLEASURE OF IT! SHANG,HE'S A PETTY LIL SHIT. OK?!)

Current whereabouts: on his island. Doing who knows what. Mostly tending Mortal kombat tournaments. And any who wishes to learn under him. As he is a master after all.

🐉❤🐉❤🐉❤🐉❤🐉❤🐉❤🐉❤🐉❤🐉

Blank below cut (in case you wanna use it for ocs):

Name:

Real name:

Age:

Gender/prns:

Height:

Weight:

Hair:

Eye color:

Origins:

Resident realm:

Species:

Alignment:

Weapons:

Abilities/powers/etc:

Allies:

Nemesis:

Current whereabouts:

Dominion: (used for god characters only. Titans dont exist and i completely erase them from narrative. So dont even fucking add this. Dont even try. It's either gods ocs,immortal ocs(i.e. like bo-rai cho) or mortals (like kung lao,etc). Pick one)

[wasteland-squog-baby]

25 posts!

@fuzzy-oooze look how far just talking to you got me...y'all pushin' me to stop lurking like a gremlin and actually post...nice.

[nex-eats-eyes]

CALLOUT POST @the-oooze-creature SAID

“I HAVE TO GO SEE SNATCHY”

WHEN I WAS PLAYING A HAT IN TIME.

[fuzzy-oooze]

Columbo would never be able to find out that Batman is Bruce Wayne, not because he actually misses any evidence or anything, but because when he looks away and then turns back to ask "oh yeah, just one more thing" Batman would have already deduced what he was going to say and vanished so Columbo would never be able to confirm it.

[serious-tabaxi]

species making: BONUS ROUND

@bloodkrieg21

@fuzzy-oooze

for those of us who've added general species ideas to the vote, i'd like to see a little more fleshing out of the shorter ideas- no less than 3 sentences per species idea. send me a link to the finished descriptor post once you're done, and we can have a full poll with everyone voting by tomorrow's eve.

[fuzzy-oooze]

I did do that.

listed some more RP characters. Will probably include a description of Agatha at some point.

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

So I figured I'd make a master post of my character's opinions on various other people's, if you want to know my character's opinion on yours, and they've interacted I'll add it here

@literary-squagon :

mysti; a friend, one of their few, active spread of power

Yvonne; an ally, a threat worth more alive than dead

@leo-of :

Leo; an ally, not a threat, worth way more alive than dead

@a-pretty-damn-good-narrator :

Narrator; an unknown, highly dangerous, unknown if can be killed

Typhon; useful asset, an investment, don't let die

Frank; an unknown, useful, for now

Crystal; an asset, highly useful,

@amulet-of-necromancy:

Amulet; THREAT, kill at all costs

@boyakishantrio :

Delta; low level threat, kill if needed

Zeta; irritation, kill if needed

@boyakishantrio-beta:

Beta; ally, sort of cousin, helped save mushrooms life from god killers, quite useful for future don't kill, yet

@eldritchcorvus:

Void mother; close ally, protect heavily

@the-trans-chamaeleon:

Jaime; asset, protect heavily

@loki-the-lonely-vampire :

Loki; asset, small favor owed by

Zero; asset, protect, active spread of power

@fuzzy-oooze ;

The hive; ally, if it falls through reasses threat level

@ignisuadaroleplay ;

Will, asset, ally, first and currently only cleric

@the-gnomish-bastard ;

Gnome, neutral positive, potential ally, potential asset, possible threat due to godkiller status and multiversal existance

@symbiosis-enjoyer ;

Rage, ally, person of interest, not a threat due to exploitable weaknesses and single universal nature

Zetros, ally, asset, active spread of power

[wasteland-squog-baby]

1000 posts!

How, like actually fuckin' how? @fuzzy-oooze HELP IM GETTING FAMOUS ON HERE I THINK IM FUCKED-oh wait nevermind I'm unknown still thank God.

[wasteland-squog-baby]

@fuzzy-oooze Another accurate broly post to add to my collection...also: ZBROLYSUPERIORDBSBROLYINFERIOR!

The funniest fucking thing about the two Broly movies is seeing Super Goku be like “wow you’re really strong! I can’t wait to fight you again”

Then turning around and seeing Z Goku be like “holy fucking shit HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOHAN OH FUCK-“