#Only one is serious

[puppyeared]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[somewhereincairparavel]

i will never understand how people have the heart to hate Jason even after they found out that his Ambrosia tastes like fucking sawdust. Ambrosia being tasty is like one single happy thing a demigod can have despite their tragic lives, because it reminds them of the home they once had, but lost. And Jason doesn't even have that, he doesn't even have a home to lose in the first place.

[riiserrie]

anything to keep him from disappearing again. i guess

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Not beating the allegations.

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[michelangelo-sky]

WIP first lines

Got tagged by the amazing @cypanache for this one, def a good question for an early morning… I have 2 WIPs - one actively worked on, and honestly I have no idea how I ended up writing it in the first place, another one is a bit of a thought rather than a real story at this point. Now, fair warning - they are first lines of next chapters written now, by the time of positing they may well end up somewhere in the middle or even at the end. 1. Both Sides Now - Thrawn / Leia, but can read as an & now, I guess…

“Tell me, Senator, what’s better than a hero?”

“A fallen hero.”  

“Perhaps. But in most cases… a dead hero, for he or she can then become a symbol and a banner for revenge, helps that he would never compete for power or cause trouble, too.”

2. Mirror images (RPF, Romy Schneider and Karlheinz Bohm, don’t ask why, possibly the first disillusionment when a childhood fairytale I grew up watching had a very sad ending in real life)

Every time she comes here, she feels a pull, the taste of missed opportunities and crashed hopes bitter on her tongue, calling for a smoke or a drink – something, anything to wash away the feeling. Every Christmas at home feels like a reckoning: a distorted, merciless mirror to her life or what has become of it. The contrast of a girl she once was and the woman she became too jarring to bear, making the urge to close her eyes and run away again almost unbearable.  

It’s easy to forget, in her day to day life, to erase that Romy from the memory, but every time she comes home, the girl also comes back with a vengeance. Like a light cutting her eyes after a pinch black night, it brings no relief, just a desire to seek a comforting refuge of darkness, sleep, alcohol and make pretend.

[crystallizsch]

do you shake the tweels to make them glow or do you crack them like a glowstick

thank you @comedydoctor18 😭

[pandoa]

in every new game, there's a jumin han waiting to be discovered...

(malleus is just happy he finally got invited to something)

[bertoyana]

X-MEN APOCALYPSE (2016)

+bonus:

[why-the-heck-not]

me, a responsible being, working on the coding project as I should vs. me, a dysfunctional shithead, getting distracted by reading about brains (once aGAIN damnit (it's my favorite "I need to study my field but bc I should do that it's an impossible unthinkable feat now, so I'm reading about something else to fool my brain I'm still being productive"-topic))

[ewwww-what]

Nobody is as excited about the preview as I am. I have paragraphs.

[lonelynight13]

Guess who's gonna be Liu's punching bag when he returns

[ariaste]

swear to god if I read another motherfucking fic where these vampires pause to get the lube I am going to have a fucking mental breakdown and chew holes in the walls. i have had it up to here. this is an intervention. this is a come-to-jesus moment. what are you doing. are you thinking about your choices. why are you making them have sex like they're humans instead of weird fucked-up vampire sex. look into my eyes. can you please consider your worldbuilding choices and make ones that are less excruciatingly boring. look at me. you're being the softest beigest pillow if you make them use human lube. i'm serious. i will die on this hill.

fight me in the comments if you disagree or you feel huffy about this, i don't care. come at me, bro, i own the night.

[drdt-oclock]

of all the wonders that I yet have heard,

it seems to me most strange that men should fear,

seeing that death, a necessary end,

will come when it will come.

[bitchthefuck1]

At the end of the day, they're still just little kids making noise outside his office.

[kenobihater]

made a post a while back on how javert's suicide is often poorly portrayed in film adaptations to the point of accidental comedy, and how the 1978 movie in particular is the most unhinged example. audio warning for a loud trumpet blast, don't turn up your volume

[iamhereinthebg]

I can now die in peace