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I've been in love with him since I saw Taken 🤷
#liam neeson#taken#Taken 2008#action movies#my man#He's just perfect#Old men are the best#I've been in love with him since I was 12 men#Liam neeson movies#Huggable like a teddy bear
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as much as I shit on Neil Gaiman, I have to admit that I love him. The man's an amazing artist and I love what he does. I loved Coraline since I was too young to read, and when I did read the book I loved it more. When I first heard good omens I was in the car, the audiobook going in one ear and out the other, my dad loves that book so I read it and I love it so much. It was all I would talk about for weeks and then, as with all hyperfixations, I got over it. I didn't want to watch the show because it looked bad (I thought Crowley's eyes were scary, I was also upset about his red hair. "WHAT PART OF DARK HAIR DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?!!" -me) but once I gave it a watch I immediately fell in love and my obsession came back full force. I was pleasantly surprised that the show was good, as film versions of books tend to suck, but it is just so good!! This book will forever have a special place in my heart
#good omens#good omens rant#neil gaiman#coraline#Neil Gaiman appreciation post#can you tell im hyperfixating#Old men are the best#Neil Gaiman apologist#neil gaiman and terry pratchett
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a random socialite at a fundraiser: you know Bruce, that boy of yours is getting to be a little too pretty. heh.
Bruce Wayne, who was also "too pretty" at fourteen and is absolutely ready to castrate anyone who even looks at Dick directly: oh?
#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#dick grayson#dc comics#tw gross old men at fundraisers#not sure how to tag that#but yes bruce was too pretty and ughhh the angst#it's not explored enough#but you KNOW he's not letting them touch dick#alfred tried his best but he couldn't be in the spotlight WITH bruce every second#and now bruce lets them talk and smiles and walks away and then ruins them
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Back at it again with my Danny is mom coded au’s, but this time it’s because of Clockwork that he suddenly has a whole ass teenage kid.
Clockwork had been bored or maybe he was playing a game against an opponent, or even lost a bet, whatever it was, he stepped in right as Jason was searching for his biological mother.
The DNA that would have registered itself as one Sheila Haywood, confirming Jason’s mother, glitched a terrible green across the screens of the batcomputer.
In those few moments of chaos Jason’s heart beat rapidly as he tried to figure out why the computer wasn’t working, wondering if his only chance to find his mom — his blood mom — would never find success.
Then as suddenly as things went wrong the DNA settled and pinged.
Jason watched, his chest tight, as one Danny C. Works, formerly Danny Fenton appeared onto the big screen.
Danny looked a lot like Jason, short cut black hair more straight than the subtle curls of Jason’s own; deep blue eyes, tired in a way that spoke of long days and nights, but with a warm happiness that made the familiar smile — the one Jason would see on himself every time he looked into the mirror — even more striking.
Jason didn’t linger too long on the male identifying gender, nor the fact his mom leaned more towards a masculine name or clothing.
There were plenty of male to female, and female to male leaning individuals that lived in Crime Alley. He had seen it enough to not even bat an eye at it, even now. After all, in Gotham you minded your business least you find yourself in business you can’t leave.
On a different monitor information of Danny C. Works piled for Jason to quickly browse through.
Danny was a senior engineer, no intimate relationships, and with no close connections to family outside of the tentative calls from Jasmine Fenton.
Danny was estranged from Jack and Madeline Fenton, a falling out that had occurred just a little before Danny’s high school graduation. If Jason calculated it correctly that would have been ��� around the season Jason himself would have been born.
Okay, so no grandparents then but I might have a maybe aunt. Jason scrolled further and stilled.
Twin toddlers: Dante and Danielle Works.
Jason had baby siblings.
He doesn’t let the sting of younger siblings consume him, doesn’t allow the whispering thoughts of why he had been given up when his younger siblings had been kept and so very obviously loved.
Jason took deep breathes, he didn’t have time to linger here. He had a family to get to, and a family he would get to.
It took almost all night to reach, the starlight night sky slowly and surely fading into cloudy wine as the sun rose, but Jason made it.
And when the door opened to his hesitant but firm knock, Jason was unable to speak. His mom — dad, maybe? Did they want to be mom or dad? — stood in the doorway, brows furrowed in confusion.
It was when Danny spoke his vigilante name did Jason only just realize that he was still dressed to the nine’s in his Robin costume.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#jason todd#Danny is mom to two de aged terrors#and will now be a mom to his newest terror#Dan and Ellie de aged due to circumstances when Danny left Amity Park#Dan and Ellie didn’t form until recently from their cores#he had run away with the two and didnt have any connections to other family or friends until Jazz finally tracked him down#but he threatened to go no contact again should she try and push him to return to Amity and speak to their parents#Jazz understands and doesn’t want to lose her baby brother again#clockwork meddled for whatever reason and now Danny is Jason’s mom au#Danny is going to mother that child so hard#yes he is an adult#Jason WILL be loved >:(#Jason is also going to be the best big brother#Dan and Ellie love their mom and big brother#they will bite#Jason thinks Danny is ftm#Danny is biologically male but is more built like Maddie#misunderstandings of gender#and further misunderstandings on how Jason and his two siblings were conceived#Vlad Masters being a theatrical creep#Jason will fist fight old men#he will also fist fight his grandparents
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Hehe. 😇 Thank you! 💙
When you want to tease Bucky, you send him pics involving a peek of your underwear.
When he retaliates, he sends you a video of him devouring a peach 😂
UGH. Yes, please. I may have changed the fruit though.
Starving, Darling
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Female Reader Summary: You tease Bucky and he retaliates in the best way. Word Count: Over 800 Warnings: Teasing, plum eating (bahaha), sexy times implied, Bucky Barnes (he's a warning, okay?). A/N: Happy FriYAY, lovelies! Not beta read and written on my phone, so any and all mistakes are my own. Please follow @navybrat817-sideblog for new fics and notifications. Comments, reblogs, feedback are loved and appreciated!
It was rare for you to finish up work early on a Friday, but you had worked over the previous four days and your boss didn’t like you going over your normal hours. You weren’t going to complain when it meant you had the afternoon off. You were, however, not thrilled that Bucky didn’t play hooky with you this afternoon. Like you, he was a hard worker and you knew he had a few things to finish up before he could join you at home.
It didn’t mean you couldn’t play.
What else were you going to do to get through the afternoon?
“Sure you can’t get off early?”
The text was innocent enough. The photo beneath it of you was not. Sprawled out in the middle of the bed with your hand down your panties, you wondered if his super soldier eyes picked up just how wet you were through the fabric.
“Or should I get off by myself? Lick my fingers clean and tell you how good my pussy tastes?”
A heartbeat later, a message from Bucky popped up. God, how fast was he typing? “Don’t you fucking dare. Only one getting you off is me.”
You smirked, wondering how far you could push before there were consequences. “Don’t know, old man. Might need to break out my blue friend. This pussy isn’t going to fuck itself.”
Bucky left the message on read.
A few minutes passed and he still hadn’t responded. You frowned as you checked to see if he was typing anything. You almost apologized for the “old man” remark. He knew you didn’t mean that, right?
The ding of a new message was one of the happiest sounds you heard all day. Would he tell you off for your sass? Tease you back? Your heart raced a bit when you realized he sent you a video. Maybe whatever he had to say was too much to type out.
You recognized the break room when you clicked on the video, gasping when Bucky’s face came into view. Even though he couldn’t see you through the screen, it was like his blue eyes stared into your soul. You could make out the gray hairs on his short beard from how close he was to the device. You wished you could bite his chin.
All in good time.
“You know what a good fruit for old men is? Plums,” he said, a bit of hair falling in his face as he looked down.
…what?
“Good for bone health and improving your memory,” he went on, the rumble of his voice mesmerizing you as he looked back at the screen. “Not to mention they’re delicious. So fucking sweet.”
As Bucky brought a plum to his mouth, he kept his eyes on the device and ran his tongue along the piece of fruit. His hand dwarfed it, a subtle reminder of how big your man was. Your clit throbbed when he bumped his nose against it and gently inhaled. It was the only warning you got before he sank his teeth in to devour it.
“Oh, fuck,” you whimpered as you watched him have his fill. Juice spilled from the corner of his mouth as he growled, reminding you of how eager he got whenever he ate you out. He was relentless when it came to your taste, demanding you give him more. And you’d give it all to him. “Fuck.”
“And still doesn’t taste as sweet as you,” he said, digging his thumb into the plum as deep as it could go. “Bet your pussy’s clenching right now, wishing I was there to fill it up. Maybe I’ll make you ride my tongue before you ride my cock. Show me how good I know you are.”
“Yes, please,” you moaned, your hips shifting on the bed and wishing he was there to relieve the friction. The first time you sat on his face, you hesitated. You’d never forget how he grabbed your hips and helped guide you up and down, moaning as you coated his tongue with your release.
Champion pussy eater and best cock I’ve ever had.
He sucked the digit clean as he narrowed his eyes. “So be good ‘til I get home, keep your legs open so I can dive right in, and don’t you dare touch my cunt again before I get my mouth on it,” he ordered, his voice deep and knowing before he took one more bite. “And I expect an apology for getting me hard during a meeting when you weren’t under the table to suck me off.”
You licked your lips, wishing he was there to slide the heavy weight of his cock to the back of your throat.
“Love you, doll,” he added, licking the last drop from his lip before the video ended.
Well played, old man.
You smiled as you typed back, “Love you, too, and I'll have your dessert waiting.”
“Good because I’m starving.”
This man. Love and thanks for reading! 💙
Masterlist ⚓ Bucky Barnes Masterlist ⚓ Ko-Fi
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please will you spare some spiderdads 🥺🤲
HELL YEAH HERE U GO ANON!!! girldads (:
#across the spiderverse#spiderdads#peter b parker#miguel o'hara#gabriella o’hara#mayday parker#spider-man#fanart#my draws#dilf romance.......................#old men yaoi...............#AU where they arent spider-man ig???? just girldads doin their best????#long post
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idk what we’re all calling the concept of fiddlestan working together but i’m calling my version the portal partners AU 🙏🏼
#gave it a name bc i was kinda tired of calling it the Fidds and Stan Work Together on the Portal AU#it’s called portal partners bc they’re partners in fixing the portal partners in running the shack AND partners in life#ik i’m not the only one to think of an au where they start working together after ford goes missing#but i don’t see a lot of people really showing the older version of them ? i don’t think ?#like i’ve seen canon older fiddlestan but not older fiddlestan after working together for 30 years ? idk#also figured fidds would look different in a world where he doesn’t lose his mind in his 30s#🤷🏻♂️#gay old men#yay#stan looks and acts the same btw he just happens to also have a very longterm bf to be gay with#gravity falls took place before gay marriage was legal (jesus christ that’s crazy to think about) so that’s why i say very longterm bf#(this means ford would be back in time to attend their wedding tho so. best man ford real. fidd & ford may be sort-of-exes but it’s fine)#gravity falls#gravity falls au#fiddlestan#also… petition to start calling fiddlestan fiddley#bc fiddle(ford) + (stan)ley …. fiddley… u see the vision????#fiddley#🙂↕️🙏🏼#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls fanart#idk man i’m gonna tag the au too ig#portal partners au#gravity falls portal partners au#???#my art#(i guess? used a fidds base then redrew it with my changes so idk)#rystiart#sorry if someone’s done smthn similar bc i feel like this idea of them working together is pretty popular maybe 😭
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Slutty man always spreading his legs, he doesn't have to, but he choses to.
#magneto#erik lehnsherr#x men magneto#x-men#erik magnus lehnsherr#x men 97#uncanny x men#max eisenhardt#slutty old man#pardon this old man#he has great style look at him#Ultimate Magneto may not be the best version of him but has a great costume#master of magnetism
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Begging, begging, begging people to stop associating aging and femininity in men/masculine people as Wrong and Predatory. Femininity has no age limit.
To any feminine man, masculine person, or really, anybody who needs to hear this: Your femininity deserves to be recognized and celebrated. Aging is a natural and unique part of life, and you don't have to sacrifice your femininity for fear of being "too old" to be accepted or seen as charming. You are already charming.
There is no limit to being who you are. No matter what you're told, you still deserve to completely claim yourself.
#queer#gender nonconformity#gnc#lgbt#lgbtq#not just about queerness since femininity in men/masculine folks isn't inherently queer...#...but there is a venn diagram of feminine men/folks and queerness if you get what i mean#this even goes out to every cisallohet man who Wants to be feminine and yet feels scared and limited :) (genuine)#aging is NOT antithetical to femininity. you are NOT predatory and you don't need to 'grow out' of your authentic expression#every time i see an old fem man out living his best life i want to actually ascend to heaven (in the best way)#and i will become his protector. if anybody THINKS about being mean to him for being feminine i WILL fus ro dah them to hell
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HC they first met a year or two after Yelan got her vision; post fighting the in abyss but when Kaeya was still navigating his identity from Kaeya, Brother and Right hand of Diluc Ragnvindr to Kaeya Alberich, Cavalry Captain and Quarter master of the Knights of Favonius.
#We know Kaeya's a bit of a sadist and does leave his men in the dark most of the time#Back when he he'd been newly appointed i feel he'd be quite reckless as to how much 'pushing' his knights could handle on missions#used to working from diluc's shadow rather than being the one to direct commands#And Yelan after her experience in the Abyss chooses to work alone and secrectively so that the lives of her comrades won't be in danger#She sees that Kaeya operates very much like her but he does not have the luxury to work as 'freely' as she does when it comes to official#missions for there are still people working under him#(ofc both of them do whatever they want when it comes to going of abyss side quests)#There's no way she doesn't feel some sort of kinship they're really similar in many aspects#she does not want to see a repeat of her certain mistakes#Yelan is also questioning how the actual fuck do the knights operate because why is a 16yr old beefing with her to get to a mafia boss firs#They come to 'good terms' as time passes where they have mutual respect for each other#both of them try their best to outwit each other form time to time of course#Kaeya being petty(er) and Yelan being 'i need to set this guy straight'#But back then after seeing Kaeya work missions for the first time Yelan's thinking that this kid is too smart for his good#additional hcs for Back In That Day#Yelan: -still hasn't gotten her signature bob. -often uses a crutch because Abyss did a number on her and her pre existing chronic illness#Kaeya- has a fuckass mullet#yeah.. my apolocheese for the ramble#genshin impact#genshin impact fanart#kaeya#kaeya alberich#yelan#yelan genshin impact#kms mention
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The fact there's like 5 posts about Saladin Ahmeds Wolverine issue 1 but a boatload of posts related to that fuckass movie is CRIMINAL!
Like c'mon people, there's a big focus on Logurt, they hug and Logan patches him up and worries for him, Logan runs around naked for like half the issue, even next to Kurt. There's angst and comfort and them working together and it's so sweet.
Not to mention LOOK AT HIMMMM! He's so wide and hairy and wild!
LOOK HOW SHORT HE IS! THAT'S MY GUYYY!
#Wolverine#Logan#Wolverine comics#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#logurt#logan x kurt#x-men#like sorry for the “fuckass movie” comment but i stand by my words#it's made by a zionist director and a zionist company with a paper thin plot and barely any emotional depth that's not even that engaging#and it made H.ughs Logan make a comeback#whitch while i don't hate the guy i am tired of seeing that australians face#he's just not my guy#that's not my Logan#he's such a simplified boring version changed into a basic bitch protagonist missing all the best bits of Logans character#and if they're not missing they're downplayed or changed#why care about a hunky basic old white man when you could be insane about a short hairy ugly old man?#especialy one with the survival instincts and temper of a chihuahua#anyways....new comics is good#saladin ahmed has my interest#while i am still confused how this works with uncanny x-men#i am into it#after the stuff with Percy i am into this
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KIMHARRY NATION RISE UP 🫵🫵
this stemmed from me wondering if Kim would appreciate hearing Harry's heartbeat subconsciously. A gentle reminder that they made it- their alive. Both of them,,,
(and then suddenly this appeared)
#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois#disco elysium fanart#harrier du bois#scrolls art#kimharry#harrykim#de fanart#de art#disco elysium art#kim is taking a fat nap that he didn't intent#harry probably insisted he lay down. and then he was listening to his heartbeat and fell asleep#old men yaoi save me..... old men being in love save me.....#god i love them#they make me sick to my stomach#probably the best kim i drew in a while#AND WITHOUT HIS GLASSES TOO?#also yes they have matching sweaters because im unoriginal#art#artists on tumblr#artist on tumblr#disco elysium skills
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i would give anything to watch a full movie on how the entirety of brooklyn came to be "spot conlon's territory". half of the brooklyn newsies are practically grown ass men, and they answer to this scrawny blond fifteen year old??
like come on
#seriously those are wholeass MEN#what made them go 'yes this child will be the best possible leader time to let him make all the decisions'#and like. they agreed to walk a few miles to newsies square just to put themselves at risk of being beat up or arrested ??#also they're like. entering a zone where they could very easily get trapped (like the manhattan newsies were)#and they didn't even know how many strikebreakers there would be ?? for all they knew they could have been outnumbered ??#so these guys literally risk everything because spot says so ??#anyway kudos to them bc like. i would have said yeah nah you have fun with that tho#but yeah logically this is a v inaccurate depiction of brooklyn newsies bc like. they wouldn't bring the 9 year olds to a fight#BUT STILL MY POINT STILL STANDS THAT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE BOTH OLDER THAN AND MUCH BIGGER THAN SPOT#newsies#newsies fandom#92sies#spot conlon#brooklyn newsies#newsies 1992
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Bill fumbled Ford
Ford fumbled Fiddleford
Fiddleford fumbled his sanity
#gravity falls#billford#fiddauthor#i find the whole situation hilarious#sad old men#who are now living their best lives#bill is sentenced to therapy
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Saxteen retirement au isn't just about dilfs making out, you know! It's about mutual healing, it's about not one but two ways of finding excitement in the mundane, it's about accepting the want without moral or immoral justifications, it's about gazing at weight of age present on bodies that first met as twinks, it's about embracing the repressed, it's about...
It's about putting 50 year old men in bunny slippers, innit?
#you didn't think i won't put them in bunny slippers did you?#the doctor#thoschei#doctor x master#doctor/master#best enemies#saxteen#tensimm#old men tensimm#fourteenth doctor#simm!master#saxteen retirement au
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they're on vacation or whatever
#old men yaoi real#new trailer made me release these lmao#whatever happens they still would end up together btw i know itttt#stewys enjoying the sun with his cringe best friend who wears a (ugh) polo shirt#kenstewy
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