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#Dad Birthday Svg#Mom Birthday Svg#Sarcastic Birthday#Funny Grandpa Svg#Funny Grandma Svg#Old People Gift#Gift for Grandma#Gift for Grandpa#Retirement Shirt Svg#Retirement Party#Retirement Gift#Funny Old People#Old People Svg#Old People Png#Getting Old Svg
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I kidnapped ur long-nosed cat for a sec
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#last year you said that âdude looks like he's been betrayed in all past lives and is to be betrayed in all lives to comeâ#and it has become one of the defining descriptions of Machete in my head#I think about it frequently#you captured him so delicately here#almost like an old oil painting#or weirdly enough the color palette also reminds me of chalk on a blackboard#and I appreciate the big angular pink-tinted goblin ears#and the smooth gradient of his snout#I like the nuance of his expression he seems calm but kind of melancholic#thank you! your rendition of him looks so classy and refined ;-;#gift art#awkwardosthe3rd#Machete#own characters#I can't paint digitally at all so whenever I see someone making it seem so natural and correct and right I'm like#floored#people are making such nice art of my goobers I have no choice but to curl on the floor like a dead bug
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Simon has always been confused on why you gift him toys. Sure, most of the gifts you gave him were some of the things he liked. Bourbon, masks, gloves, make up for him to smudge his eyes with, some daggers and knives. Things that we're useful for him, just him. But later, you gifted him a toy airplane. He makes a comment about it, saying he is not a child anymore and you were better off giving it to Johnny instead.
"No, this is specifically for you, take it."
When he gets to him room, he walks toward his trash can, opening it with the tip of his boot. He gives one more look at the toy, his mood souring before throwing it into the trash. He goes on about his day, training, signing paper work, drills. Doing anything to ignore the pain stinging memories that the toy brought back. Emotions that were buried thousands of feet deep it could reach hell itself. Later, he lies awake in bed, staring at the ceiling, avoiding looking at the cylinder shape that's calling for him in his peripheral.
Fuck.
He pulls the covers off vigorously and stomps over to the trash can. He is standing over it like he's trying to intimidate it, as if it was an enemy he's trying to get rid of in battle. To anyone else, the scene would look comical.
He sighs to himself and reaches down to take out the toy he so cruelly threw away. He sets it on his desk and quickly walks toward his bed, facing away from his desk.
The next day, he wakes up feeling different. He swears he sees his room more vibrant, more lively. That energy follows him through out the day, having his other teammates notice his rather bright mood.
You catch him in the hallway. Pulling him aside to ask him about the paper work you left at his desk this morning. Of course, he notices the way you smile brightly, more so than usual. But he notices that you're not looking at him. More like looking at something next to him.
"What's got you so cheery?"
You turn to look up at him, feeling a bit embarrassed.
"I just..." You take a quick glance at the spot next to him, before bringing your eyes back upon his.
"I just hope you liked your gift." The same bright smile appearing on your face.
He stares at you, examining your words. Your expression.
You think you see his eyes crinkle a bit.
"Yea,"
"I liked it."
#call of duty#cod#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost#simon riley x reader#medium!reader#Joseph really liked his toy airplane#Honestly this was her way of giving his nephew toys without her bring up that she sees dead people#she can't be like âGhost let me gift Joseph somethingâ#he would be like âHow the fawk you know who that is??â#sorry for errors its so late#but yea ill have more soon#I just cant figure out how to traumatize Gaz and Soap#Only Ghost and Price#love to see the old men suffer#ghost simon riley#ghost x reader
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[sketch reward]
#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#ryu ga gotoku 7#yakuza series#yakuza like a dragon#yakuza 7#like a dragon#koichi adachi#makoto date#oh i forget their ship name again OOP#snap sketches#this commissioner is singlehandedly making me fill the date/adachi tag vjELRKVJELKJ god bless em#i never get tired of drawing these two sillies ... lmao .... i love old people ...#its like a gift whenever i get comm'd from them too like its always shit im happy to do AHAAA#ok im in class fjLKFJKJ BYE
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Itâs my birthday so I get to draw whatever I want đđđđđ„ł
#the authorâs thinly veiled yumeship (the author kins medpoc)#im sorry for being a downer lately but i think now im ready to make peace with the fact that time marches on#goodbye 18 hello 19#i have lovely people all around me and this fucking game to look forward to#so i will live on#until i become an awesome old dyke like prince told me to#reverse 1999#mochadoodles#Kaalaa Baunaa#Medicine Pocket#KaalaaPocket#MediBaunaa#Medikaal#medpoc girlkissing collection#mochaday#i wanna lock in and make so many gifts for all my friends#yes i gave medpoc chest volume#nblw#nblw art
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Franken-Lyds I conjured up a bit back. I loved this lookâWellâ to peices! (Bwahahaha)
#my art#beetlejuice#beetlejuice cartoon#beetlejuice fanart#lydia deetz#beetlejuice movie#beetlegeuse#beetlejuice 1989#beetlejuice 1988#beetlejuice 2#betelgeuse#Whatâs kinda funny is that I had the idea for a Frankensteinâs monster design for Lydia since about last year#(Long before anything came out for Delores or the-sequel-that-shall-not-be-named)#I have an old concept for a version of the Graveyard Revue⊠and ironicallyâ movie Lydia was supposed to be Frankenstein#Gift of prophecy or what?#Heheh#Anywaysâ this version of Lydia is non-binary and I like to think that theyâd go by she/they#He/him would work tooâ though the first two are more common#I think it would be cool if different pronouns were used with different people depending on their relationship to Lydia#Perhaps it is sillyâ but thatâs what headcannons are for isnât it?#I love getting to use art and characters to explore and learn more about queer identities#So this is how I get to do that :)
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couldnt quit thinking abt mk11 johnny since then decided i need to draw every character ever growing old and greying and having a nice long life instead of dying horrifically or the timeline resetting
#jombenz#mortal kombat#kenshi takahashi#johnny cage#sonya blade#mk1 sonya#mk11#mk11 johnny cage#digital art#mkx kenshi technically but i do not care about canon i need old people designs#mk#future au#i need them to all live happily#kenshi was invited to their house warming party#he brought a block of cheese as a gift
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Azula antis: Sheâs pure evil.
Me: ...Well, Zuko changed so why canât she get a chance?
Antis: Uh- she was born evil! She had no empathy!
Me: My guy, she was raised by literal Ozai and was neglected by her mom along with Iroh. Zuko couldâve been the same and so couldâve ANYONE. That was the whole point of that one episode showing Rokuâs backstory. Sheâs also still only 14 in the finale and 16 in the comics.
Antis: Erm- uh...She rejected redemption! Yeah- sheâs pure evil for that!
Me: Zuko rejected redemption in season 2. But he still changed.
Antis:
#did people miss the whole damn point of that one roku episode...?#yeah she did really bad stuff but sheâs still a child- she can change lmao#zuzu is a prime example#iroh changed and heâs a grown man#so who says a 14 year old girl with gifted child burnout canât lol#you can dislike her and her actions but have some common sense#anime#atla#analysis#avatar#zuko#character analysis#azula supremacy#azula#azula meta#azula atla#avatar azula#princess azula#meta#atla meta
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Happy Birthday to Seb, and Seb only.
+ some explanations
I realized as I was making this, some of the little stuff probably only makes sense to me, and maybe people who have been following me for a while atp. So I wanted to explain some of the little details I included cause I really love them!!
First of all, I wanted to incude my original sketch for this(from like 5 hours ago lmfao), bcs I find it sooooo cute. Look at him!! Little guy!
I. Fernando's Gift
This is of course a reference to the Fernando teddy bear, but more specifically to the vettonso comic with the bear I drew a while ago. As you can see from my sketch, this is the first gift I came up, which I'm pretty happy about!! It's always so cute to me no matter its form. Though...I don't think teddy bears existed yet in the early 1700s, but Fernando found a way, okay? I like to think Fernando is all gruff in the beginning, but gives Seb this or something similar and remarks "to keep you company when I'm back in Spain," and then he has to pretend he has food poisoning rather than living with having said something so sappy.
II. Mark's Gift
I don't think this is really a reference to any specific post of mine. Dog!Mark is just an important Mark characterization in general, but especially in boy king au where he is really reduced to the status of dog by virtue of his upbringing and vocation. He definitely plays this off as wanting Seb to get another hunting dog(something he advocates for often. Seb knows it's entirely self motivated but loves to humor him bcs its cute to see how much he loves dogs. Well Seb loves dogs too, one dog in particular-)
III. Jenson's Gift
AAAAHHHH I'm so proud of this one bcs of how many leves there are to it!! I couldn't for the life of me think of what Jense would gift him but then I remembered I characterize him as horse obsessed(read: ye olde carfucker.) So this is basically the ye olde version of him getting Seb ultra detailed minatures of his cars. HOWEVER this is also a callback to one of my favorite posts I've ever made, back when I translated Seb's car names into Latin. So it was fun to actually get to canonize that in a way. ALSO! BTW! Those horses are specifically Lipizzans, which are a very iconic horse breed in the Habsburg Empire and Vienna specifically. A horse breed sought after by the Habsburgs for both war but also riding schools, and they still remain as the breed of horse trained in Vienna's Spanish Riding School today. The emperor Seb is based on comissioned the school's main riding hall, and his portrait still hangs above where the riders enter. So I thought that was a fun little easter egg to include!
Also the characterization in this is so funny. I guess I'd consider them a polycule, like they're a unit and all have interesting relationships between each other. But one of the main focuses is the kinda love triangle between sebmarknando. Like Mark and Fernando constantly fighting for Seb'cs undivided affection and attention. But as per usual, Jenson, who is on the sidelines, swoops in effortlessly with the most perfect gift ever. I feel like he understands and gets along with Seb the best out of the three, but just doesn't want to deal with such a complicated thing so he's satisfied being a bit distant(he secretly takes a lot of joy one-upping the other two. It's impossible to not crave your ruler's attention, no?)
#happy birthday seb!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!! SEB DAY!!!#I really wanted to draw smth in advance but then it just never materialized#but then when i started seeing other people's art i couldnt live with the shame of having not made anything#also I was originally gonna draw the cake thing with current 37 yr old seb#but i realized that brattiness prob fits boy king seb a lot better so might as well#and im glad i did bcs now its a four panel comic!! a lot making these sm....#haha got all my top 3 ships in there. quite proud. boy king au at its finest#lmk which gift you like best! or which you think Seb would like best!!!#lmfao also as always. had to make it niche...#also i just realized i basically made seb's cake that one from max and ruby. if anyone else gets that#<- i think i made my mom recreate that for me once as a kid ksajlfsk#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#mark webber#jenson button#catie.art.#martian#sebmark#sebson#vettonso#boy king au
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Pylades: Iâll take care of you.
Orestes: Itâs rotten work.
Pylades: Not to me. Not if itâs you.
#an oresteia#art#my art#greek tragedy#orestes#pylades#artistic nudity#on love#i made this for a close friend#i was really happy to be her secret santa and that she liked my gift#something about people caring for one another that makes me so happy#itâs not a bother to talk to you⊠no youâre not being annoying and i donât care about your tears and snot on my shirt#i love you#in that same thought:#shanidar 1#his bone remains show multiple fractures that had been healed#an amputated arm and many other health conditions#and it would have been#impossible for him to reach old age by himself#he was cared for#thatâs just wonderful#you could never be a burden
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#Dad Birthday Svg#Mom Birthday Svg#Sarcastic Birthday#Funny Grandpa Svg#Funny Grandma Svg#Old People Gift#Gift for Grandma#Gift for Grandpa#Retirement Shirt Svg#Retirement Party#Retirement Gift#Funny Old People#Old People Svg#Old People Png#Getting Old Svg
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Last art post because my nerves are getting to me, sorry for spamming đ I just wanted to post my ref sheets for my girls because I'm proud of them. No idea if Tumblr's gonna crunch these too, so better safe than sorry, click for quality, you know the drill. Sorry for my chicken scratch handwriting, dysgraphia makes writing neatly hard. :P
Aja's ref sheet is kind of a huge mess, so I'm just posting the current armor and downtime/off-duty looks I've got for her. I'm proud of Vega's, though!
#K8's Art#K8 Rambles about SWTOR#star wars#swtor#star wars the old republic#swtor jedi knight#swtor oc#star wars oc#jedi oc#padawan oc#character design#(kinda? i guess?)#don't ask me why i gave aja the rogue x-men white streak it just appeared there one day and then i had to come up with lore(tm)#(she got it when the finally expelled valkorian out of her head. one last parting âgiftâ from emperor creepy grandpa)#(it probably doesn't make any sense but it's my character and version of canon i make the rules sucka đ€)#(the lightning scars up her arms are from fighting vitiate at the end of chap3. honestly all but the eye scar are because of him đ)#i work hard on these but after a certain point i get burnt out on linework and just wing it with the original sketch :P#DONE POSTING ART I WILL GO SCREAM IN CORNER NOW BECAUSE PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF IMMEDIATE FAM CAN SEE IT AND PERCEIVE ME đ€Łđđ
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And then she is on me, fully, biting my neck, forcing my thighs apart. I want to scream words I have never said before to her; I want to be all breasts and ass for her. She lives her desire as no woman I have ever known. She trembles with it, pushes against it, breathes it in with huge moans. I bend my leg so she can ride my thigh. I feel her wetness on me as she pushes, pushes, her head buried in my neck. [âŠ]
The first time we were ever together, on a warm summer night in Michigan surrounded by hundreds of new-time Lesbians, this young woman came on me in the old butch wayâon top of me, moving on my leg. My body and her dreams driving out her roar of pleasure.
Now, a year later, my leg trembles under the power of her concentrated movement, and then her whole body becomes a single wave. She comes heaving against my leg, collapsing onto me. I hold her, so dear, waiting for the pounding of her heart to quiet. I had thought this gift of a woman coming on top of me had fled the world, but Margaret, who wears feathers and dreams of goddesses, carries the old ways of women loving deep within her.
from âMargaretâ by Joan Nestle, published in A Restricted Country (1987)
#joan nestle#butch/femme#femme#fem#femme4butch#quotes#a restricted country#open access#image described#macâs bookshelf#âi had thought this gift of a woman coming on top of me had fled the worldâ oh joan đ„șđ„ș#longer from the time you write this than itâs been since those old days people are still gonna fuck in ways the world fears#fucking fav#places to be had by#queer lust forever amen
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Love the way you're running out of life (T+; 1,352)
Draco Malfoy / Harry Potter
Read here on AO3
Part of DCC Holiday Exchange, written for the loveliest @bicholsdrarrysideblog đ
Tags:
Werewolf Draco Malfoy, Angst, Creature Fic, Obsession, Light Stalking
Summary:
Potter smells of pure magic, and Draco is teetering on the edge of sanity
A lil snippet:
The Forbidden Forest. Stonehenge. Dragons and thestrals and the Whomping Willow. That is what Potter smells like. Like frozen pine sap. Like heated metal. Like every phase of the moon. And it calls to Draco â to his bones, to his blood, to his essence. The call is a million hooks pulling him apart, towards something that isnât there â or is there, sometimes, when Draco is subjected to existing in the same space as Potter. The scent of him is almost corporeal, then, as it always is on the mornings after a full moon.Â
#hp#hp fanfic#drarry#drarry fanfic#draco x harry#harry potter#draco malfoy#drarry creative collective#dcc holiday gift exchange 2024#listen i'm like genuinely proud of this one#i had spectacular help but also like#i'm so pleased with the way this one turned out#AND OBVIOUSLY THE WAY IT WAS RECEIVED#but i finally have something for when people ask 'whats something youve made that youre proud of'#not that i'm not pleased with the other things i've posted#because i am#(for the most part lmao we all have our awkward creations)#(listen i'm like half tempted to fix things in that one old soa fic of mine lmao)#(like i want to rewrite it not to change anything but to expand it based on the skills and points of interest of today)#(but that was a tangent we didn't mean to discuss here)#i am really happy with the stories i've not written but implied at in my microfics and i think that's for me the most fun part of writing#just#this one right here is one more step towards where i want my writing to go and i'm really really happy (-:#hey sorry for rambling on like this in the tags i forgot i was posting a fic and not a diary entry
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My brain is absolutely terrible today. Here's some pictures of my pets.
#that's the last picture i took of Shiloh#i miss my sweet old man#the holidays are always hard#but today is especially rough#my wife didn't give me anything for christmas#we don't normally really do anything so it's not a big deal#but i did get her a little something#and she made gifts for her co-workers and her siblings#she said she felt bad and i said it was fine because i don't want her to feel bad#but i guess it's bothering me more than i realized#just feeling kind of taken for granted in general lately#i do a lot for other people#which i do genuinely like doing#and i know it's appreciated and i don't expect reciprocity#but like#it would be nice if someone did something for me sometimes#without me having to ask or bargain or break down crying#ignore me#just venting in tags#hope everyone has a lovely new year
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AO3 Fic Meme
I was tagged by @museaway, thank you! (It's so inspiring seeing you write up a storm for daster to the point of it soon changing your answers, maybe someday something will change some of mine, too!)
Rules: Go to your AO3 account and find the following:
What ratings do you write most of your fics under?
General Audiences (87)
Teen And Up Audiences (52)
What are your top three fandoms?
Supernatural (92)
Yuri!!! on Ice (28)
Mr. Love: Queen's Choice (19)
What is the top character you write about?
Castiel (85)
What are your top three pairings?
Castiel/Dean (76)
Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov (28)
Main Character/Zhou Qiluo | Kiro (6)
What are the top three additional tags?
Domestic Fluff (28)
Slice of Life (25)
Alternate Universe - No Supernatural (24)
Does any of this surprise you?
Not the additional tags nor the fandom and character. I knew right away that 4 years of writing Supernatural fic while the show was airing and that one time I held that August write-and-post-everyday challenge would make sure no other fandom or ship steals the first place, ever. MC/Kiro being the ship I wrote the most for mlqc, though! I was so sure it would be MC/Gavin!
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Tagging: @captainadwen @matadorofheart @ryuuseini @solacium @unicorngelato
@rosemirmir @youknowthelines @sodomhipped @theliteraryluggage and you, you, you!
#tumblr games#shhh b#this game really is fun *and* funny#if i hadn't more-or-less recently put all my works into fandom series i would have been shocked now at the number of spn works#i don't remember writing so many! but to be fair many of them are tiny and were written as cheer-up or birthday gifts#...i was today years old when i realised you can only @ 5 people in a post(?)#never mind it's 5 per line
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