#Officer Maloney

[offbrandorangedrink]

officer maloney with some birds and a sky and some bushes

[werewolfgenesis]

VT As Incorrect Quotes!!

This is mostly PIE but there's plenty of Acachalla siblings too. And Gavin and Jimmy ofc and a few other small appearances

This is gonna be LONG! So enjoy

Spooker: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Spooker and Colon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Toast: Our turn, Ghost! One, two, three- vanilla!

Ghost, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

—

Colon: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Toast: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Spooker: I got distracted about halfway through.

Ghost: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

—

Colon, banging on the door: Ghost! Open up!

Ghost: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Spooker: No, he meant-

Toast: Let him finish.

—

Spooker: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Toast: Not if they consent to it.

Ghost: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Colon: YES?!?

—

Colon: Why are your tongues purple?

Toast: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Ghost: I had a red one.

Colon: oh

Colon:

Colon: OH

Spooker:

Spooker: You drank each other's slushies?

—

Colon: Why is Ghost so sad?

Toast: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Colon: And...?

Toast: He got Spooker.

—

Colon: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Spooker: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Ghost?

Ghost: Probably “road work ahead”.

Toast: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

—

Colon: You know those things will kill you, right?

Toast, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Ghost, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Spooker: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

—

Ghost, about Colon: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Spooker: Are we stealing them?

Toast: New or used?

Ghost: Wonderful responses, both of you.

—

Spooker: Truth or dare?

Ghost: Dare

Spooker: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Ghost: Hey Colon

Colon, blushing: Yeah?

Ghost: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Toast

—

Spooker: I’m an idiot.

Ghost:

Toast:

Colon:

Spooker:

Ghost: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

—

Toast: Good morning.

Ghost: Good morning.

Colon: Good morning.

Spooker: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Jimmy: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

—

Toast, trying to convince Gavin to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Spooker: And loud!

Colon: And grumpy!

Ghost: And oblivious to reality!

Gavin:

—

Spooker: What does 'take out' mean?

Colon: Food.

Toast: Dating

Ghost: Murder

Jimmy: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD

—

Colon: I told Ghost his ears flush when he lies.

Spooker: Why?

Colon: Look.

Colon: Hey Ghost! Do you love us?

Ghost, covering his ears: No.

Spooker:

—

Spooker: Colon, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Colon: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later

Spooker: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Toast.

—

Toast, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Spooker: You did WHAT–

Ghost: William Snakespeare

—

Colon: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Ghost does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Toast: If Ghost were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Ghost jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Colon: You jump off a cliff!

Toast: Gladly. Provided Ghost did first.

—

Gavin: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Toast: Gavin, that's a coma.

Gavin: Sounds festive.

—

*Toast and Ghost skipping stones on lake*

Toast: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Ghost, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

—

Ghost: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Toast's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

—

Jimmy: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Gavin: I think you mean cards.

Jimmy, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

—

Colon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Ghost: Killed without hesitation.

Colon: No.

—

Spooker: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Colon: Okay.

Spooker: And make out during the scary parts.

Colon: Th-

Colon: The scary parts.

Colon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

—

Toast: How do I deal with my enemies?

Jimmy: Kill them

Toast: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Jimmy: Kill them only a little?

—

Spooker: So what’s for dinner?

Toast, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

—

Jimmy: *Gets down on one knee*

Gavin: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Jimmy: *Falls over*

Gavin: The poison is kicking in.

—

Gavin: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Jimmy: Only if you also don't ask either

Jimmy: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Gavin:

Jimmy:

Gavin: This one is fine

—

Toast: Gavin, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Gavin: Well of course I have.

Gavin: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Gavin: It's boring.

—

Ghost: I prevented a murder today.

Spooker: Really? How’d you do that?

Ghost: Self control

—

Toast: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!

Ghost: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

—

Ghost: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Toast: No, I said "Ghost, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

—

Ghost: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Colon: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

—

Gavin with a gun to Ghost's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

Ghost: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

—

Gavin: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Toast: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Gavin: No.

—

Toast: I need to dye my hair.

Colon: ...

Toast: Or get another tattoo.

Colon: ...

Toast: Or a new piercing.

Colon: Why?

Toast: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

—

Jimmy: Do dragons fart fire?

Toast: I don't know.

Jimmy: I thought you went to college.

—

Colon: *Running towards Ghost with open arms*

Ghost: *Moves out of the way*

Colon: Hey, why'd you move?!

Ghost: I thought you were going to attack me.

Colon: I was going to hug you!

Ghost: Why would you hug me?

Colon: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

—

Toast: There's no way he likes me back.

Gavin: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Toast: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

—

Jimmy: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Jimmy: … And violently jerk their head at a 90 angle until it snaps.

Toast: That took an unexpected turn.

Jimmy: So did their neck.

—

Toast: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ghost: But are you shuffling?

Toast: Everyday.

Gavin: What language are you two speaking??

—

Ghost: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Toast: It was me.

Ghost: ... be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Colon: And you wonder why people think you're dating.

—

Gavin: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Jimmy: Well that would suck, because you can’t microwave metal.

Toast: Good morning to everyone, except these two people.

—

Colon: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Toast: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Jimmy: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

—

Gavin: Hey, do you know the password to Toast’s computer?

Jimmy: Fuck you, Gavin.

Gavin: Hey!!

Jimmy: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouGavin".

Gavin: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

—

Ghost: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.

Ghost: No, that’s Toast… I’m your nicest friend.

Ghost: No, that's Spooker. I’m your... friend!

—

Toast: Colon has no idea I’m high.

Colon: You’re high?

Toast: Oh, I’m sorry.

Toast, leaning over to Ghost: Colon has no idea I’m high.

—

Ghost, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Colon: Gray.

Toast: Grey.

Ghost, turning to Spooker: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Spooker: Dark white.

—

Ghost: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am the fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Toast: A doll.

Spooker: A cinnamon roll.

Colon: A sweetheart.

Ghost:

Ghost: ...stop it.

—

Toast: Why does Spooker have a black eye?

Colon: He was saying ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.’ So Ghost threw your dictionary at him.

Ghost: It was just to test a theory.

—

Colon: Ghost isn’t answering his phone.

Toast: I’ll call.

Colon: Spooker and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Ghost: Hello?

—

Officer Maloney: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Ghost: Shit.

Toast: Wait, three?

Officer Maloney: Yeah?

Colon: OH MY GOD SPOOKER FELL OFF!!!

—

Ghost: Slenderman, my old arch enemy.

Maxwell: I thought I was your arch enemy?

Ghost: I have a life outside of you, Maxwell.

—

Ghost: I just ended a four year relationship.

Colon: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Ghost: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Sally and Slenderman fighting from across the room*

—

Toast: How many kids do you have?

Gertrude: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

—

Sally: He stole from me first!

Slenderman: Mhm.

Sally: Stole my heart...

Ghost: It is still illegal to commit murder.

—

*Billy, Sally, and Spencer are sitting on a bench*

Sue: Why do you guys look so sad?

Billy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Sue sits down*

Sally: The bench is freshly painted.

—

Sue: I think we're missing something.

Billy: Teamwork?

Sally: Cohesion?

Spencer: A general sense of what we’re doing?

—

Sue: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Billy: I don’t know how to do that.

Sally: I don’t wear a watch.

Spencer: Time is a construct.

—

Sally, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Billy, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Spencer, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Sue, trembling: What are we playing

—

Spencer: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Sally: Plane tickets?

Billy: Concert tickets?

Sue: Prostitution?

Spencer, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

—

Billy: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Spencer: You’re a hazard to society

Sue: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

—

Papa, addressing the family: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Gertrude: But – that’s just a trash can.

Papa: It sure is!

—

Sally: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Billy: Oh, I’m always running

Billy: The question is from what

—

Spencer: God, give me patience.

Billy: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Spencer: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

—

Spencer: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!

Gertrude: Mind your language!

Spencer: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Gertrude:

Spencer: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

—

Spencer: A girl doesn’t dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems!

Sue, offended: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

—

Sally: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Billy: Spencer is the scariest thing I could think of!

Spencer: Billy told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

—

Spencer: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Billy: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Spencer: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Sally: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

—

*Gertrude & Sally are arguing*

Gertrude: That’s it! Go to your room!

Sally: That’s not fair! You never send Spencer to his room!

Gertrude: Spencer never leaves his room.

Gertrude: If he were in trouble, I would make him sit in the living room and interact with others.

INCOMING VT OC JUMPSCARE!!!

His name is Gabe (Not my OC but I love him dearly <3)

Sally: Guys, I have a question.

Spencer: Kys <3

Sally: I love you too.

Gabe: Ah, yes. Siblings.

—

Gabe: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Sally: Just rip the bandage off.

Gabe: It’s Spencer.

Sally: Put the bandage back on.

—

Gabe: Damn, the power went out.

Billy: Don’t worry, I got this.

Billy: *Shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Gabe: What-?

Billy: I swallowed a glow stick!

Gabe, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

—

Spencer, trying to ask Gabe out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Sally: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

—

Gabe: Why are you late?

Spencer: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Gabe: Overslept?

Spencer: Overslept.

[lunadreamscaper]

Johnny Ghost would say acab right in Maloney’s face then curb stomp him right after.

[incorrect-vt-quotes]

Ghost: Well, if I was Jimmy Casket- Ghost: -AND I’M NOT! Officer Maloney: [Suspiciously and reluctantly crosses out Ghost's name on his list]

[extraordinary-taleblr-askblog]

HEY YOU KNOW WHO SHOULD HELP WITH A MURDER ROUND?? THE POLICE- PERHAPS A POLICE OFFICER. WHOS NAME IS MALONEY. IS HE ANYWHERE TO BE FOUND????

Seems as though he's still training to join the force. Maybe there's another lawman around currently...?

[maddiefriendlovesbilly]

Various uncommon character sketches (one much more recent than the others)

[overthinkingtaleblr]

Idk what it’s called when you sit down and decide to fill a page with doodles and sketches of the same character over and over because you keep tripping up on different aspects and need to make a consistent design…. but I’m just gonna call it a character study. <3

I’m gonna have to figure out how to draw a prosthetic arm, but I’m rolling with what I have for now. I just remembered I drew him with a mustache the first time— I decided I hate drawing mustaches so it’s just gonna be stubble right now for my own sanity.

[10yearsofventuriantale]

Today is the Ten-Year Anniversary of “♪ I'M A BIRD SONG! | Gmod SQUIRT GUN Weapon Mod! (Garry's Mod)”

[renamerolandopo]

Rep. Carolyn Maloney in the Congressional Record

“Mr. Speaker, I rise in support of H.R. 9308, to designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 6401 El Cajon Boulevard in San Diego, California, as the Susan A. Davis Post Office. Ms. Susan Davis was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts, but spent most of her life in California. She graduated from the University of California, Berkeley and went on to receive a master’s degree in social work from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. She became active in politics through the local branch of the League of Women Voters. In 1994, she was elected to the California State Assembly where she chaired the Committee on Consumer Protection, Government Efficiency, and Economic Development. In 2000, Ms. Davis was elected as a Member of Congress representing California’s 53rd District, a position she held for 20 years. During her career, she became a prominent member of the Armed Services and Education and Workforce Committees. Throughout her tenure, she authored several bills and amendments which were enacted into law. After years of public service, Ms. Davis announced that she would not seek reelection in 2020. Mr. Speaker, I urge my colleagues to join me in honoring former Representative Davis and her accomplishments by naming a Post Office in San Diego, California, after her, and I reserve the balance of my time. “

November 29, 2022 - Issue: Vol. 168, No. 183 — Daily Edition, p39

[pie-resurgence]

>:)

Omg it's Officer Maloney, guys look it's him, it's the funny bird man. Oh no he's in a dark hallway guys oh nooo-

I saw what @pie-resurgence said about there not being a lot of Officer Maloney fanart and I just want them to know that I thought about that like 3 months ago and then tried to make a character sheet for Officer Maloney so I could draw him more cuz he's really such a cool character and then I rage quit cuz I couldn't get the hands right and honestly that should not be stopping me from posting more Officer Maloney fanart. So here's the attempted character sheet/analysis:

[incorrectbatfam]

Do the batfamily members ever get too into their undercover work? (Undercover in an office and theyre worried about spreadsheets, working in a warehouse and coming home complaining about missing parts)

Bruce: Status updates on your undercover missions. Dick, you first. What have you got down at the docks?

Dick: I haven't confirmed the Killer Croc sightings yet, but more importantly, our catch hasn't been measuring up to last year's. Tuna we're doing okay on, but the salmon population seems to be on the low end. I've contacted the Department of Wildlife and Fisheries but it'll be another 3-5 business days before they can come down and check it out.

Bruce: At least you're doing something to help. Jason?

Jason: Class was okay. I think the kids are warming up to me as their substitute while Mrs. Maloney is out on maternity leave. The average on the last vocabulary quiz was 83.53% so either I'm doing my job right or they need to be challenged. I'm worried about Tristan Lancy, though. He's normally a good student but his grades have been dropping recently and his parents don't seem like safe people to tell. I'll talk to him tomorrow and try to pair him up with a peer tutor if he needs it.

Bruce: Also see if he has any alternate contacts besides his parents. Tim, any updates at the chemical plant?

Tim: If by updates you mean OSHA violations, I could go on all week. We got a batch of new recruits today and they were just thrown into the work—no PPE, no safety training, nothing. This is what happens when you place production over employee well-being. I'm gonna file a complaint after this meeting. Also, I think the union will have something to say about the manager cutting people's lunch breaks short.

Bruce: I see. Damian? Please tell me you found something volunteering at the zoo.

Damian: Depends on how you define "found." While I have not obtained evidence of a mutant larvae black market, I did help some of the animals at the sanctuary make progress with their recovery. Bobo the monkey is healing from his broken arms and we're gradually getting him re-acclimated to climbing higher surfaces. Suzie the black bear was born a little prematurely but seems to be catching up to her peers in terms of growth. Lastly, we got a grant for additional wildcat research and enrichment. As an aside, we are having an educational seminar on European mountain goats this Friday at 3:30 and I expect all of you to be there.

Bruce: I'll put that on our calendars. Steph?

Steph: It's not really undercover work for me, just work. Anyway, yes the newest Batburger location is being used for money laundering. But I really need to vent about the customers for a sec. We don't open until 10 and at 9:30 this morning some moron was banging on our door demanding Jokerized cheese fries. Then right in the middle of the lunch rush, Janie got sick so I had to fill in as the cashier and it was hell. After that, I had to step in between a fight at the drive-thru because the customer claimed we only gave him nine pieces of his ten-piece Robin nuggets and tried to beat up the kid who took his order. And to top it all off, an entire high school hockey team came in five minutes before closing.

Bruce: Cass?

Cass, blowing balloons: Can't talk. Arranging bat mitzvah.

Bruce: Duke, you're my last hope.

Duke: Margie's bringing a peanut butter chocolate cake to the bake sale. I swiped her recipe and we can easily beat her. Her ganache is way too watery and just runs off the top of the cake, which isn't even leveled. She's also trying to do something with a raspberry filling that isn't working at all. It's like she couldn't decide on what to bring. The bake sale committee also asked if we can bring some apple pies because the original baker has to go out of town for a family emergency. I think we'll win if we bring them with some ice cream and a touch of caramel, even though this isn't a contest.

Bruce: Thank you. At least our most critical case has been taken care of.

Barbara: ...I'll save my book launch for later.

[lunadreamscaper]

oh yeah so The VenturianTale wiki says (or used to) say that Officer Maloney is Malaysian American.

does any one know the source video to this or is this just another sabotage headcanon 😭/genq

[overanalyzingtaleblr]

TALEVEMBER 2024

Last year there was a Talevember, and now there's one this year!

I wanted to make this more about characters just so each day we could focus on someone new! And maybe spread some new ideas about them.

These prompts don't need to be drawings, they can be anything you want! Including art, fanfic, memes, headcanons, or just normal text posts.

I also made a general prompts list

This one would be used for more traditional art months, though feel free to use the prompts for anything you want. These prompts don't have to line up with the character prompts, and vise versa.

I hope everyone has fun with these! I look forward to seeing what people do with them.

I will also be participating as much as I can and will be posting videos and wiki pages to catch up on characters.

Below is a more in-depth look at what each character prompt includes, in case anyone needs clarification

Jimmy Casket - just him and any surrounding ideas

P.I.E - Paranormal Investigators Extraordinaire. Just the group as a whole. Anything about them, but mostly like as a connected group. Johnny Ghost, Johnny Toast, Fred Spooker, and Colon Ghostie, and the organization they're a part of.

Billion Year War - The arc in which

Billy Acachalla - just him and any surrounding ideas

Ghost’s Family - refers to Johnny Ghost and anyone in his family. This includes Gregory Casket, his mother, his father (any of them), Ernie Ghost, as well as anyone stated to be related to him. May also refer to his family as a unit.

Gertrude - Gertrude Acachalla and any surrounding ideas

Acachalla Gang - The Acachalla Gang refers to the gang Papa Acachalla used to be a part of. It contained Papa Acachalla, Maxwell Acachalla, Jose Jose Jose Jose, Princeton Quagmire, and possibly Jeremy Acachalla and Kermit the Claw.

Unicorns - refers to Starduat Sprinkleshine, Sparkly Puddlebuns, any other unicorn, and the Floating Gun of the Aztecs in which people transform into Unicorns.

Spencer - Spencer Acachalla and any surrounding ideas

Maddie Friend - just her and any surrounding ideas

Police Officers - refers to any Police Officers in the VT universe, main one being Officer Maloney, or Jenny Toast (sister). There are plenty of other police officers to take from as well.

Fred Spooker - Fred "Spooker" Soup and any surrounding ideas

Enemies of PIE - refers to any enemy of PIE. Examples include: Maxwell Acachalla, Toilet Toucher, Darth Calculus, Housekeeper, and Prince Fang.

Johnny Toast - just him and any surrounding ideas

D.o.I.E - Destroyers of Inveatigators Extraordinaire is a group consisting of Johnny Cranky, Meow Pebble, and Jimmy (presumably Jimmy Casket). This prompt may also be used to talk about Deadly Investigators Extraordinaire which includes Darth Calculus, Billy Acachalla, and possibly Gertrude. These two groups are sometimes combined by the fandom

Uncommons - any characters who are a bit more obscure or that people in the fandom don't talk about much. This prompt is very vague and thus can be used to talk about pretty much anyone, specifically if they don't already have a prompt. Characters that come to mind are Light Zeron, Josh, K-78-C, and HigglyDigglyHougan.

Papa Acachalla - just him and any surrounding ideas

Sue Acachalla - just her and any surrounding ideas

Soup Family - refers to everyone included in the Soup family, including Chalalata Soup, Apupu Soup, Fred Soup, Darth Calculus, Barnacle Soup, as well as anyone else either related to them, or brought up in conversations around their family (like Goober or Sally Betty Jessica)

Johnny Ghost - just him and any surrounding ideas

Paranormal Entities - refers to any paranormal entity in the VT universe, or discussion around paranormal entities as a group. Characters who come to mind are Woah, Cardboard Friend, Aimee, the lvl25 cat demon, among many others

Creepypasta Highschool - refers to both the Creepypasta Highschool, as well as students and teachers there. Main students there are Slenderman, The Rake, and Jeff the Killer. The main teacher being Mr. Sviggles

Gavin Toast - just him and any surrounding ideas

A Tale Series - refers to any tale series on the channel. Main ones being A Minecraft Tale, A Skyrim Tale, A Fallout Tale, and An Oblivion Tale. Unfortunately these all had to be crammed into one prompt.

Colon Ghostie - Chris "Colon" Ghostie and any surrounding ideas

Acachalla Family - refers to anyone in the Acachalla Family, both as a household, and any extended family they may have. The Acachalla Family tree is extensive.

Taleblr OCs - refers to any original character, either from the fandom, or that you made up! Get creative, or discover someone else's OC!

Sally Acachalla - just her and any surrounding ideas

Jenny and Jenny - Jenny Ghost and Jenny Toast, both as a team and individually.

Early PIE - refers to the early years of P.I.E. It includes the creation of the team, as well as early characters like Katrina, Mary Toast, Dark Pit, Johnny Boast, and Johnny Roast. Could also refer to Gregory Casket.

Thank you for taking an interest in my Talevember list! I hope it brings everyone some fun and allowed the fandom to spread ideas to each other.

[todaysdocument]

Letter and Summary Report of Incidents of Intimidation of Teachers during the Desegregation of South Boston High School and the Abrahams School

Record Group 21: Records of District Courts of the United StatesSeries: Tallulah Morgan et al v. James W. Hennigan et al Civil Action Case File # 72-0911

Angoff, Goldman, Manning, Pyle & Wanger

Counsellors at Law

Sidney S. Grant (1905-1957) 44 School Street

Samuel E. Angoff Boston, Massachusetts 02108

Albert L. Goldman 723-5500

Robert D. Manning

Warren H. Pyle

E. David Wanger

John F. McMahon

Joseph G. Sandulli

September 6, 1974

Stephen A. Moyhahan, Jr., Esq.

Clerk, U.S. District Court

1525, Post Office Court House

Boston, Massachusetts, 02109

[stamp] DOCKETED

[stamp] FILED [illegible] OFFICE Sep 6 9 23 AM '74 U.S. DISTRICT COURT DISTRICT OF MASS

Dear Mr. Moynahan:

There is enclosed a summary report of serious incidents of intimidation of teachers by members of the community, which the Boston Teachers Union requests be transmitted to Judge Garrity prior to the start of today's hearings.

I regret my inability to provide it earlier.

The Martin and Garret incidents have been reported to Ms. Silke Hansen and I anticipate that the Community Relations Service will report on these developments to the Court.

The Boston Teachers Union will request an in-chambers conference to discuss the contents of the report with the Court and parties.

Very truly yours,

John F. McMahon

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Enclosure

cc John Mirick, Esq.

John Leubsdorf, Esq.

Sandra Lynch, Esq.

K. Maloney

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Three Republican state lawmakers are drafting legislation to remove President Joe Biden from ballots in Georgia, Arizona, and Pennsylvania, Breitbart News exclusively learned Friday.

The three state representatives who are drafting the three bills are:

Pennsylvania Rep. Aaron Bernstine (R)

Georgia Rep. Charlice Byrd (R)

Arizona Rep. Cory Mcgarr (R)

The state representatives’ aim is to fight back against the Democrats’ so-called “lawfare” used to attack former President Donald Trump. The Colorado Supreme Court ruled Tuesday in a 4-3 opinion that the United States Constitution’s “Insurrection Clause” blocks Trump from appearing on the state’s presidential ballot.

“We are joining forces to introduce legislation to REMOVE Joe Biden from the ballot in Georgia, Arizona, and Pennsylvania,” the lawmakers told Breitbart News. “The absurdity of radical Democrat judges removing Donald Trump from the ballot in Colorado will be a stain on the American political system for decades. By their very own interpretation of the law, Joe Biden is 100% not eligible to run for political office.”

“Democrats’ insane justification to remove Trump can just as easily be applied to Joe Biden for his ‘insurrection’ at the southern border and his alleged corrupt family business dealings with China,” they continued.

“Colorado radicals just changed the game and we are not going to sit quietly while they destroy our Republic. To be clear, our objective is to showcase the absurdity of Colorado’s decision and allow ALL candidates to be on the ballot in all states,” they wrote. “To do that, we must fight back as Republicans against the communists currently running our great country.”

Republicans were immediately incensed by the Colorado Supreme Court’s decision. Many floated ideas to block Biden from various state ballots. Texas Republicans threatened to take action predicated on the Biden administration’s open border policies, but no action was taken.

“While GOP elites are asleep at the wheel, the Democrats are very serious about destroying the American Republic,” political strategist Cliff Maloney told Breitbart News. “Thank God for patriots like Aaron Bernstine, Charlice Byrd, and Cory McGarr for stepping up to FIGHT back.”

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Okay actually, I’m gonna be the change I want to see in the world— I Know I’m the only person pushing for this, but can you do a ship review on. Light Zeron and Officer Maloney— if you don’t know enough about either character for that,,,, I dunno— Poppy Soup and Sally Acachalla? - overthinkingtaleblr

you CANNOT do this to me I'm INSANE about both of these concepts and I'm gonna do both you fiend! I'm starting with zeron/maloney because I think the idea of that is just below spooker/maxwell for me on deranged (/pos) ships.

Light Zeron/Officer Maloney

so to start us off let's go over the AMAZING dynamic of "world's most pathetic officer of the law" and "vampire security guard on the run"

we know that maloney is. ahem. SHIT at catching criminals, which makes this whole thing work long enough that they Could form a love/hate relationship

god I want a 5k fanfic on this unironically but I would have to write it!!!!

is this post- or pre-vampire? I'm thinking pre BECAUSE imagine!!! imagine the angst

zeron is acting strangely, super out of character. the only person who knows him well enough to figure it out is the man trying to catch him :sobbing:

(also on an unrelated note, they're both aliens which I think is really cute)

look just like. god I'm just shaking my fists irl because I'm so incoherent about this

theyre like. weirdly similar tbh. something about their egos i feel like would both clash heavily and potentially work really well together

IT'S THE PERFECT ENEMIES TO LOVERS SICK FIC GODDAMN

zeron hasn't drunk any blood in ages, (something-something moral quandary something-something starving) and now he's basically passing out from malnutrition, so of course that's the moment maloney spots him in the alley he's squatting in.

and maybe if it were a stranger he would corner them and feed, (its so much easier to drink someone's blood when you can convince yourself that they aren't actually a person, in a weird, convoluted way) but this is someone he knows, maybe even respects. even if they are enemies.

so he doesn't want to drink maloney's blood, and that leaves him with only one other choice - he runs.

he pushes past him and ducks into the nearest abandoned building, hoping to lose maloney in there, but maloney's right behind him.

and meanwhile maloney, so used to their usual back-and-forth banter during fights, is highly confused (maybe a little upset - and fairly worried - if he's being honest) by this behavior.

zeron keeps running but it's clear he won't get much further unless he drinks someone's blood, and now there's literally only one person around - the guy he cares for too much (even if he won't admit it to himself).

be caught or surrender, that's his choice.

it's made for him when maloney catches his wrist - but instead of cuffing him, he spins zeron around, cornering him.

(at this point zeron is wondering if he's about to die a very painful death, but all he can do is stare at maloney's neck.)

maloney oblivious to his surroundings as always, is currently checking zeron over for injuries, and mentally slapping himself because he caught the criminal, why isn't he cuffing him?

this is around the time zeron's resolve breaks - close proximity to a very appetizing meal while starving makes it a bit difficult NOT to partake.

he goes for the neck - literally - and begins drinking like the world is ending. make this part as gay as your little heart desires.

being stabbed in the neck hurts, even more so when they are draining your blood, so maloney quickly pushes zeron off.

but a meal's a meal, and zeron is gone before maloney can even get a word in.

that's all ive got on that for right now haha, so let's hop over to pros and cons!

pros: very fun dynamic, their shared weirdness and the fact that they're both aliens (of different species) could be a bonding point, and they are both like. so so sopping wet and pathetic, they also have similar personalities in a strange way. great potential for hurt/comfort, enemies to lovers and hurt/no comfort fics.

cons: uhhhh. okay so theyre on opposite sides technically, which means any happy ending is gonna have a lot of rough spots, and there's like SO much distrust between them (and light zeron already has issues trusting others)

Conclusion: I'm like SOO biased here so give me a sec to find my center and use logic. Do I think they would work short-term? I feel like they would somehow manage it? like despite everything they'd somehow manage to stay in a not-so-secret kind-of-relationship for at least a year (meanwhile all the news stations are reporting about the two gay people fighting in the street again), and then they'd actually start going on the cheesiest dates ever (and causing pure chaos wherever they went), like coffee dates and amusement park dates and all that shit. everyone would just accept that they're dating and that maloney will probably never catch him but it's Buttsville, NC so what are you gonna do?

at the same time though, I'm sitting here like, what's the long-term gonna look like? does maloney become a criminal? do they get married and settle down? both are hilarious yet tragic because undoubtedly maloney would be a better criminal than police officer but it goes against his perception of himself, and neither is exactly built for domesticity. still, I think they'd manage. somehow it feels like they're too much of a force of nature to let something like that stop them, y'know?