#Offender Man

[noir-et-blanc-0]

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A Christmas present for a friend.

[professor-pants]

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

[iamlostandinneedofcoffee]

I like to imagine that every once in a while Red Hood just goes off comms for long stretches of time and comes back bruised as shit and exhausted before logging off for the night and the rest of bat brigade is trying to figure out which villain of the week keeps jumping him.

Eventually they, cause communication is a skill no one learned, just start harassing hood’s men to find out whose turf they are invading only to find out they thought the bats were beefing with Red again cause he keeps mumbling about brats.

Now they are trying to find out which one of them is lying about fucking with Jason and no one is owning up, the trackers they keep putting on him are fizzling out, no one as any idea and Jason ain’t saying shit. But like he’s never properly irritated about it or asks for help nor can they find anything out so they let it go for now (read keep trying to track him to no avail).

And then one night Red Robin comes across Red getting chased and then fighting off a feral looking teenager on the roofs of Crime Alley and just when he looks like he is getting the upper hand another drops down from above (how the fuck the nearest taller building is not anywhere near close enough to dive into the fight from what the fuck?!?) and joins the brawl.

Tim is about to rush in to help Jason before the two teens’ heads turn in unison to him with Lazarus green eyes and look like cats when they see a red dot. Jason panics and before he can grab them, they leap and now Tim is in a cartoon brawl dust cloud and all and Jason has joined in and is calling them all brats and how his gunna whop their ass- and there is a foot in his mouth.

And yet through it all Tim never feels afraid. In fact, as he fights he realises they are keeping up and beating him all whilst smiling and punning(?!? They must never meet dick SHIT DUCK) and that won’t fucking do, so he brings out all his tools and tricks and is getting matching by two raccoon twins. 20 minutes later they are all grinning bloody smiles and just as he is about to slam his bo staff up into into the female looking twin, a whistle is blown.

They all freeze and look over in unison as if they all became shining quadruplets at a giant shit house built fucking man. And like Tim has seen big men. Bane is a big mother fucker. Superman is a big mother fucker, and is also shaped like one. Bats is big but this guy even though his is maybe not as large he feels infinitely more terrifying and that’s before you get to the flaming(fucking literally, how does that even work or stay in the pony tail) white hair.

“Alright enough for tonight or foods gunna go cold. Inside.” A voice bellows across the roof before the man disappears??!? At the mention of food the one top of Tim almost starts drooling, gets up and starts dragging Tim’s still prone body across the roof and off of it OH FUCK AND INTO A WALL WHA and they went through it… well

A couple second later Jason and the other dude stumble in. Jason picks Tim up as he is coming down from that mini adrenaline rush at and puts a arm around Tim, half hug half chokehold, saying “say nothing and you get to join once a week. Say shit and you’re haunted.” And walks off to the kitchen and starts bringing out food.

… safe to say the rest of the bats are now confused why Tim of all people is now turning up bruised as well with Jason, cause if it was him to start why has he started loosing all of a sudden??? And he says fuck all but his weapons and fighting style has got more chaotic and terrifying.

Oh and he seems to be eating… well you win some and lose some

[tubbytarchia]

Missed drawing these two too

Bonuses

[scorchedcandy]

If I was in the elder scrolls universe I'd either get cancelled or cause a political incident by frequently and inadvertently offending Alfiq Khajiit by saying things like "aw little guy!" to like these grown ass merchants and bankers and such

[winterpeta1s]

BUNNYDOLL YOU ARE NEVER BEATING THE MARRIED COUPLE ALLEGATIONS I FEAR

[ashtonq247]

Just my fav heros- kind and empathetic ☺️ agile freaks of nature 🤩 Linchpins of their franchise 🥰🥹💜

Now I just need to find a hero who fits the bill and happens to be a middle child

[radioroxx]

everytime someone claims to be “reluctantly” attracted to men an angel loses its wings and. and dies horribly. by the way

[ziamln]

It’s wild seeing some of these clueless tweets like:

"This isn’t fair; we waited so long."

"It’s Liam’s fault."

"They weren’t even close."

Honestly, it’s unreal how stupid some people can be. Zayn’s taking time for himself and putting his mental health first, and that’s exactly what he should be doing. Loss is heavy, and he deserves patience and support while he deals with it.

If Zayn were to cancel the tour indefinitely and disappear for a year, I would support him because loss is no joke- it's a lot to deal with and he deserves compassion during this time not people spewing all sorts of bile.

It's a shame some of his so-called fans are behaving like such entitled assholes during such a difficult time for their supposed fave.

Some of you really dont deserve shit.

[noir-et-blanc-0]

[televisionlassie]

We actually need to discuss the names of the speedsters. Like there’s not just one Bartholomew Allen but TWO! And 2x Wallace Wests? What is up with these parents. Then the villains, yeah I would be evil too if my name was EOBARD THAWNE! Thaddeus Thawne? awful I’m sorry

[mecachrome]

OSCAR: This is new, isn't it? Like quite new? LANDO: That's not new. It's quite old. 

[awhoreintheory]

Picture Peter using slangs from his universe, and utterly befuddling people when he gets dropped in Gotham

Peter sounds insane. No one knows what a "gritty" is, or how to hit it. He has a weird obsession with caps, but he never wears a hat. No one knows what the hell "America's ass" means. Is it a dig at politics? A reference the "do the butt's match?" Meme? No one fucking knows.

Anyways that's how he gives his identity away AND Tim assumes he's from the future, the the batfamily makes contingencies around this incorrect assumption

[that1notetaker]

The ringmaster and the amphitheater. The chessboard and the player. Round and round they go.

[personthattoleratesme]

I can’t believe they tried to make us think they were swingers for a while, their jealous asses could never

[rationales]

Chelsie's reaction to Joseph telling her they are playing similar games.