#Offbrand AU

[lilywily143]

A Needy Tail

Mature Comic

I named Uzi's tail critter Talon

@todomemolesta18 @lovelyheartclover

[ask-the-lilywily-characters]

what do the robots in the off-brand au look like?

(This is more chibi are so keep in mind, they are all meant to be properly proportional to their heights except the middle one for a slightly bigger head)

Their designs were inspired by the actual murder trio. She made then small to save in her limited supplies. The mindsets they have were a lack of programing skills.

*Cyn inspired sibling yet to be decided for their design

[offbrandhand]

A gift for @imtheecat! I’ve been basically frothing at the mouth over their fic Sweet Tea on ao3 so I of course had to put my skills to use and make something from a scene.

[stabbyfoxandrew]

you know what's fucking insane though???

it's only been 3 days in the mafia front fic. THREE DAYS= ~34k. (so far, we're still on day three rn)

wow i'm truly insane. three days... mein gott

(potential spoilers for this fic in tags???)

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

that's a new one

[enbifairy]

Random Pow Fact: Every hyperfixation I’ve ever had has been turned into an Undertale crossover AU at some point

Precure is no longer an exception

YAY!!!!! i'm going to read it when i'm less tired!! /lh /gen /pos

[hi-im-nova]

Wait a minute

Is emmi wearing Gaster's shirt? Its too big on her for it to have been something Asgore gave her, right? Goat dad specifically said he was finding clothers her size without stripes.

Soooo....

Chapter 03- Pages 04-06

She remembers.

Previous – Next (coming soon!)

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I'M ALIVE! Barely. Been sick this week, but I took some time to get these pages out. I'm so ready to continue this story!

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The original Handplates AU and Gaster Ukagaka are by @zarla-s!

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[Offbrand Mercyplates Masterlist]

[naturenaruto]

i feel like shino would wear these....

[shitty-mh-aus]

instead of a coffee shop au the MH cast works a awful offbrand McDonald’s with the operator being their awful boss and the customers being Creepypastas

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[moon-buggg]

SCP au drabble

set a week after YN gets taken to the facility, basic au info here

warnings: yn was kidnapped by an offbrand scp foundation after they didn't get killed by Moon and thats whats being discussed and im not sure how to tag that. Yn is a little emotionally dumb, flirty sun

no word count because I wrote this in the tumblr post maker in a frenzied haze

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"You are stuck here... because of us?" Sun asks, carefully, tentatively. His, frankly, absurdly tall body hunches over so he can be at eye level. Under any other circumstances, you'd be terrified of the strange creature trying to comfort you. As is, his presence is incredibly comforting; the sole friendly face in a sea of questionable actors.

"I mean, pretty sure they expected Moon to kill me," Sun flinches just slightly, ears tilting ever so slightly back, "so I don't think I was ever meant to leave this stupid place, anyways."

You'd fallen asleep in the darkness of what you now know as Sun and Moon's room, and had awoken to several researchers and armed guards preparing you for a barrage of tests. Those first few days had been a horrible mess of exhausting tests and tedious interviews as your white-coated captors tried desperately to discover what made you different.

Why you'd survived.

They still hadn't found anything, but at least the tests seemed to be slowing down ever so slightly. After an uneventful introduction to the more passive, daytime version of the thing they expected to kill you, it was decided that you'd be allowed to visit him once every other day.

Jury seemed to still be out on if it was worth risking another encounter with Moon.

"It's not your fault," you add after a beat of silence, "or Moon's for that matter. You're both trapped here just as much as I am."

A soft, crooning sound rumbles out from Sun's chest as he slinks back into a seated position that leaves him still about a head taller than you. Gentle lights pulse across his fur, barely visible under the harsh fluorescent lights. He seems to struggle to find the right words, before giving up.

Carefully, as if approaching a startled animal, he reaches out a hand. When you don't react to the long claws coming at you, he continues. Turning over his hand to keep those sharp claws decisively away from you, he runs his knuckles over your head in a clear attempt at a comforting gesture.

It's startling how much it works.

"Oh starlight, far too kind for a place like this." His voice is soft and quiet in a way that makes your face feel warm. You choose not to think about it too hard. "You shouldn't be locked away."

"Neither should you." The words are harsh and automatic, and seem to startle Sun who draws back as if burnt. His glowing fur brightens significantly, its starting to get uncomfortable to look at, actually.

He recovers quickly.

"There you go," the words are teasingly chiding, "proving me right starlight." He reaches a long claw out again, this time using his knuckle to gently boop your nose.

He bends, using his long neck to crowd into your space. It's hard not to feel a little threatened by those big teeth so close to your face, and Sun's widening smile does little to help. Seems like you can't help but feel flustered today.

"At least you'll have me to keep you company." His voice is just a bit too hopeful, like he's desperate for you to agree. Poor guy seems utterly starved of positive affection. The urge to comfort him is hard to ignore, so you don't.

It's easy enough to thread your fingers into the long mane of fur that frames his face. The feeling is distracting, it's so warm...

Movement brings you back to the moment as Sun leans ever so slightly into your touch. Right, right, you had a reason for this.

"We're in this together," you say in what you hope is your most sturdy, comforting voice. Sun's presence has done a lot for you in the few days you've been here so far, and you want to do your best to be a comforting presence to him in return. You don't miss the way his fur seems to glow brighter and hotter at your words.

Acutely aware of where your hands are, you realize that grabbing a giant monsters face out of no where probably wasn't your best idea.

"Sorry!" you quickly release Sun's face, your own face hot with embarrassment, "Sorry! I shouldn't have just grabbed you like-"

"We didn't mind, starlight," he interrupts, pulling back out of your personal bubble. His hand ghost over where you touched, smoothing the fur back down, "no, don't mind at all."

[carsonian]

[NEW FIC] summer camp!au. stevetony are teens. steve's pining. tony's playing clash of clans. all of this from rhodey's pov. can you imagine? don't need to. it's right here.

nobody asked for this but here we are

“Mr Rizzside” | 5 chapters (all out at once) | 20,215 words | Rated T

The summer camp!fic where Tony plays a lot of Clash of Clans, Steve wears a lot of offbrand luxury attire, and Rhodey manages to be a third wheel on a unicycle.

[lilywily143]

CUPID N'S ARE DONE

Emotional Shifting AU

N in this au would be giving a bunch of gifts to his partners and be in Love Mode (Koi) all day

StationaryN! He just wants to dress up in lovecore

First Workers N is gonna go to a dance for Valentines (also this is just my design drawing canon N as well: so two birds, one stone)

Offbrand AU. He's in some nice clothes (and offscreen, the kids are in matching clothes)

Operation Cheer-Up. This N help out making crafts with littler kids

(Also I already did scp 14 and she's already posted)

Outsiders AU. He's a super popular worker drone that gets a bunch of gifts for valwntines from classmates.

But he just gifts them to his secret partners.

Randomized swap au! He helps with the event of those cardnations and he hands them out. He's a bit sad he didn't get one.....yet

Sickly Stars N! Super sparkly and just hear to vibe

Mcsm(or minecraft alone, idk yet) xmd crossover!! My rare minecraft art style!!!

He is using a texture pack to make some items have hearts

And my new Magical Humans AU

He's planting a heart shapped tree for his little warlock

[rory-multifandom-mess]

Hehehe okay! You chose my Offbrand, Bugs and Birds, and Murderous Mental State Au's (what a variety ahhaha)

Enjoy these out of context images I made of thad for you :D

HELLO??? THEBDJD THE VARIETY FR. The last one. I am worried

[offbrandhand]

Siren!Jane prentiss my beloved

Lineart and closeups below the cut

As much as lining that tail made me want to rip my iPad to shreds I had so much fun with this piece.

[toons-and-doom]

so for the magical girl AU…

would they have magic charms and stuff in order to transform? if so what would they be?

and also what weapons would they have and how would their magic work?

(sorry for the amount of questions, im planning to draw them at some point and i want to be accurate! ^^)

^^

I’m not sure for all these answers, but I’m pretty sure their magic charms are their trinkets!! Maybe their bedazzled a bit because their special?

And for weapons

I’m not sure entirely BUT

Some ideas

Shrimpo; hammer ofc.

Scraps; perhaps a giant paintbrush?

Goob; gauntlets?

Astro seems like a ranged fighter, he’d likely use spells- so some sort of cool staff

TISHA USES A BOW!!! ITS GOT FESTHERS AND ITS ALMOST ANGELIC

Rodger uses a fucking gun. Probably a rifle with magic bullets

Boxten uses what is essentially a offbrand keyblade from kingdom hearts but in a melee way

Shelly has a shield (insert something about how it’s a symbol of how people only care when they need something- in this case, protection)

I don’t have many ideas for the others.

[quitealotofsodapop]

I think your ideas are very funny. I have a request, can you write something where Ao Bing and Nezha react to off brand products, neon light sign fails, movies badly explained, weird Duolingo lines? Here are some examples I found down below.

Oh thank you! These are a little unusual, but I can def see these scenarios happening with LMK Nezha and Ao Bing cus if their lack of exposure to the modern world. Nezha in my au is a little better, but he still has trouble explaining things.

Tang: *just spent a few hours retelling the Journey to the West*

Nezha & Ao Bing: *both politey sitting and listening. Nezha might have tuned out the parts he wasnt in.*

Macaque, interupts via the shadows: "A nerd and four convicts spend literal years picking up a bunch of paperwork."

Tang: "No!!"

SWK: "I mean... he's not wrong. Master really was a nerd."

Nezha and Ao Bing are just left snickering as Tang works himself up defending the novel.

Ao Bing probably finds those mispelt/damaged signs hilarious. He's so used to proper written grammar and taking things at face value, that something as simple as "Fre shavocado" makes him start snort-laughing.

Imagine the gang are in the middle of a battle/chase and Ao Bing just Stops. And clutches his stomach laughing. The others are so confused that the fight pauses for a moment.

Half the gang just *cracks up*. The demon they're fighting too. Nezha has a moment of "Oh grow up." but he smiling. Fight resumes after a few minutes XD

As for offbrand products; they wouldn't have the context of brand recognition to understand why certain things have the same composition but different names. Nezha probably doesnt care and goes for the cheapest version; "Cus its the same thing." while Ao Bing has a mindset of; "Wait. Isnt the more expensive and popular version supposed to be better?"

SWK dumps down a punch of cheap snacks for the gang to pig out on, and some of the labels catch the princes eyes.

Nezha: "Wukong?"

SWK: "Yea bud?" "Why is the chocolate paste called Nut Master?"

Mei: "Lol what?" (°v° )

Rest of the kids: *start laughing*

SWK: "I wasnt even looking too hard. I was just grabbing whatever."

Ao Bing, clueless but smiling politely: "I dont get it. Tastes good though." ^_^

Nezha: *has to physically restrain himself from making a dirty joke*

I hope this is the kinda comedic nonsense you were looking for XD these were fun to think about