#OUR PRINCESS LIVES

[veemimis]

I love Glassheart

[aspen-charminghearts]

“Chloe fell first, Red fell harder” “No Red fell first and Chloe fell harder” “No! Chloe fell first and fell harder” “Nope! Red fell first and harder!”

No! Hear me out please.

They BOTH fell at the same time! BOTH were horribly fallen for one another but BOTH were absolutely clueless in different ways, and BOTH are horribly obsessed with each other and can’t bear to spend a second without the other. Chloe was clueless in comphet denial and Red was clueless in “I don’t get love, why is my heart palpitating immensely every time I look at Chloe? Am I dying? [Gasp] Did someone put a curse on me for every time I look at Chloe I almost get a heart attack and my body temperature increases in my face?”

This leads to a lot of horrible situations where one desperately tries to tell the other but the other just doesn’t get it and they’re stuck in this horrible loop until one of them has enough and they pull the other in the kiss.

[swanparties]

when you (an amazing tv show) wake up next to him (network cancellation) in the middle of the night (when the story's not over)

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

ME: Okay gang, it's my birthday. How are we going to celebrate?

VOICE OF THE OPPORTUNIST: You should go to that cafe we really like! You deserve it, don't you think?

VOICE OF THE HERO: Isn't that place expensive as hell, though? We don't have a job.

VOICE OF THE OPPORTUNIST: Coooooome oooooooon, it's our birthday! We should treat ourselves!

VOICE OF THE SKEPTIC: We should go. Order something cheap, but we need to ask if they're hiring anyway.

VOICE OF THE HERO: Can't we just... call them and ask?

VOICE OF THE PARANOID: No. Nope. No phone calls. Don't you know phone calls never lead to good things?

VOICE OF THE HERO: ...I don't think that's true.

VOICE OF THE SMITTEN: Oh, what does it matter what we do for our birthday? Neither of our partners has wished us a happy birthday yet! Clearly, we've lost their hearts, and with them, any hope for a purpose in this cruel world.

VOICE OF THE HERO: It's four in the morning. They're probably both still asleep.

VOICE OF THE CHEATED: No, I'm with the sappy one on this. It doesn't fucking matter if we waste our money or not, cause we're never going to get hired. Not when corporations keep posting these fake fucking job listings!

VOICE OF THE COLD: It doesn't matter if we get hired or not. Whether it's in a ditch in six months or in a hospital bed in ninety years, we're still going to die.

VOICE OF THE OPPORTUNIST: Exactly! So why not enjoy life in the moment? While we can!

VOICE OF THE COLD: But if we're going to go out to eat, we should go someplace new. We've been to that cafe too many times to count.

VOICE OF THE OPPORTUNIST: You know, that is a great idea. You're full of great ideas.

VOICE OF THE CHEATED: No, it's not a great idea! If we go somewhere new, the food could be bad. I don't want to get bad food on my birthday!

VOICE OF THE CONTRARIAN: What if... we just go to the cafe and another restaurant?

VOICE OF THE HERO: We definitely don't have enough money for that.

VOICE OF THE CHEATED: We would have, if you lot hadn't made us quit our last job!

VOICE OF THE OPPORTUNIST: Now, now. That decision was made democratically.

VOICE OF THE CHEATED: Well we all know that direct voting is fucking bullshit. We just turned in our ballot, after all.

VOICE OF THE PARANOID: That reminds me. What if the ballot arsonists spread down here? How will we ever know if our ballot was counted?

VOICE OF THE HERO: That is a wildly disconnected thought. Where did that come from.

VOICE OF THE PARANOID: We have to stay vigilant.

THE NARRATOR: I'm fixing a drink. Tell me when you've made a choice.

[lostl1sbons1ster]

[misslizzygrant1111]

a really coquette convo I had w a p3rv today 😚

[thesoupisburning]

right so you guys ever think about the spectre telling the narrator that hes more similar to her than to a person?

what "her" was she referring to? the fragment we call the spectre? the way he can only be perceived, not perceive himself? the ghost of him, the ghost of her? all of her?

im just. thinking. i always think about spectre. she has. a lot to say that i think is overlooked in favor of more common favorite routes like moment of clarity and the tower, but shes one of my favorites, and shes one of the only ones who SEES the narrator, save for wraith, who is. also her. or nightmare. and she says that hes not really a person. like her.

of course, that makes sense, we think shes a ghost and dead, so she is. but him. is the echo a ghost in the classical sense? is that what she meant? or are there layers?

she says he's not really like a person. what is a person to her? is she comparing the narrator to the "shards of broken glass on the floor" are her interactions with us and the voices the only "person" she knows?

i love love love when this game separates the narrator from us and our voices. i love it so much i think about it daily. props to tower for "layer of grime" that fucks so hard.

i don't have a thesis im just. thinking. how much of the narrator is left. really.

[mari-lwyd-cryptid-blog]

Our baby is going through it but not to worry he is . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ pretty . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

[lucy-moderatz]

[sorrygotthesesacks]

‘Tis the season for Ugly Sweater competitions and I had a thought about the first years having a Ramshackle holiday party.

Sebek would seriously struggle with this. We know he takes pride in his appearance and strives to be well-groomed.

He also hates to lose.

The dilemma, the dilemma.

Ortho is doing his best to determine the parameters of such a subjective contest.

Ace is insulting Deuce who has a much uglier sweater than Ace does (Deuce and Epel finally got to use string lights on something). Jack’s sweater has a Christmas cactus. Grim is uninterested because there is no prize and he’s too busy scarfing down fruitcake.

Silver stops by Ramshackle looking for Sebek (because reasons) but accidentally wins because he is adorned with various sprigs of holly and bits of yarn and tinsel that the birds and squirrels have bestowed upon him on his way to Ramshackle. Or while he dozed under a tree somewhere. Or both.

Regardless, he beats Sebek at something with minimal effort (again!).

[shibaincubus]

My favourite number is 24 because it's my birthday

The chance of being born as a human is 1 in 400 trillion

We all have different skill sets, lore, advantages, personalities..., and we're unique

Through our experiences, one gains a vision of ourselves

Your ideal o(=•ェ•=)m

Cherish your life and be who you truly want to be

Chase your vision

And be happy

With your achievements

Your future

Your life

That you'll create

[thetrashywritingwitch]

Ok shut up STFU!! 🖤

I did the selfship moodboard thing... Feeling vulnerable rn uwu... Everyone else's was cute so WHATEVER thanks Pinterest and @willowser 🫣

[lostl1sbons1ster]

I’m a fan of pro-ana nation

[misslizzygrant1111]

currently trying to look sick cuz I don’t wanna go to school tmrw 😭 any tips ?

[isopodonanescalator]

i remember this one time when i was little and playing barbie’s with my sister. we had this cruise ship thing that my cousin gave to us

this one^^^

and i remember we had our barbies go on a cruise, but since we didn’t have any ken doll, we used the star wars action figures as their boyfriends. so imagine two little girls, playing barbie and one of them is dating darth vader and the other is dating luke. then imagine my barbie and vader getting into a fight and then me throwing darth vader off the cruise ship. my mom walks in right as i yell “HE DROWNED!! WHEN THE SHIP TURNED HE FELL OFF!” with my sister giggling saying “you pushed himmm” in a sing songy voice.