#OH NO HE'S HOOOOOT

[skylerfurmaniac-deactivated]

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i legitimately screamed like

full out screamed from joy when I saw this

like

hregfhdsafaghdfgdfsffg I JUST CANT THANK YOU ENOUGH HHHHHHHHHHHRGH

LOOK AT THEM GOOOO OUUUGH HE'S-

HE

HE UUUUUUUUGH I LOVE IT THANK YOU IM SQUEELING AND GIGGLING AND STIMMING FROM FUCKING HAPPY

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU/P OUGH <333333

Now it's my turn to draw >:3

CUS I NEED TO REPAY U FOR THIS ITS FUCKING AMAZING

also I'm adding it to the spamton shrine- XDDD

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[chaoscheebs]

OK, so I was thinking more about that "Older Brother Mokuba-Younger Brother Seto" idea and figured out why young!younger brother Seto wanted Yugi to be his boyfriend, and it's because if Yugi married him, Sugoroku's Blue-Eyes White Dragon card would technically be his too when the old man dies and it gets passed to Yugi, and Seto, being slightly happier for not being the one having to be The Perfect Heir(tm) here, is more willing to play the long game. 8|b

Also, he challenged Yugi to a card duel for the card, lost to perfectly normal Yugi in a non-Shadow Game, and is slightly obsessed for this reason too. When he finally gets ALL his cool dragon cards, he's going to defeat you, Yugi!!!! Just watch!!!!!!!

(He does not win, but by his cool dragon cards, he is going to KEEP TRYING, and it's not just to see your stupid pretty face and your stupid pretty eyes, Yugi!!)

[bbokicidal]

I cant believe im finally sending this ask because i was hypnotized by ur pfp for the last 10 mins and omgggg that virgin minho is making me really really REALLLLLY look forward to Wednesday when we get to see virgin bin 😫 HOWEVER.... im trusting u with this thought bc,, i need u to see the vision......

Virgin skz ....

Chan: absolutely admits outloud that hes a virgin and is proud abt it 💀 u gotta suck his dick behind the bleachers rq

Min: u already wrote him but hes so hooooot

Bin: coming soon 👀

I feel like hyune is the type to wait for his 'true love' and make it all sweet and soft and then the second time u have sex hes fucking like a porn star bc hes pent up 😭. Han is shy and nervous but he wont. Stop. Staring. At you like fr and its a sexy stare too gdjsjjs. I think u alr wrote virgin lix and it was 💯 fr. Virgin mong mong.... listen he acts like hes not a virgin but u know its a straight up lie bc hes shaking when u so much as brush his arm 😭. Omg and innie....confident virgin. U try to make fun of him for it and hes like "oh yeah? Well i wont be one if u just fuck me already" LIKE BOYYYY

im handing the mic over tho,, what do u thing abt virgin skz 👀 🎤

okay lots to unpack here hehe - first off, isn't my pfp so sexy? (it gets a lot less sexy when u click my profile and it says googey under it LOLOL)

second - ty for trusting me w this thought omgggg!! okay lemme write out some lil blurbs for the boys...

virgin!chan : absolutely not ashamed of it. genuinely think he would be the type to be like "yeah im a virgin, what about it" like he doesn't think its a big deal, he doesn't get why people feel ashamed or pressured into having sex at a younger age. he also doesn't really get why being labeled a virgin is a bad thing. it's just a word. (but like he will absolutely get sooooo shy when he asks you to suck his dick for the first time)

virgin!minho : just wrote it but I wanted to add that I think he hides his virginity by being so openly touchy w you like he CANNOT keep his hands off your waist honey sorry not sorry.

virgin!binnie : can't spoil anything bc I'm writing him Wednesday but I will let you in on a little secret : he's a whimperer.

virgin!hyunjin : he absolutely will wait for the one. like he genuinely wholeheartedly believes in true love and he wants to wait til he finds that person to do anything, and he's like. not ashamed of it either. he's never felt pressured to do it before or felt guilty for not being experienced. he's just excited for that day to come, whenever it comes.

virgin!jisung : I think he's such a flustered baby when it comes to you directly confronting him or calling him hot or something. like he'll be practicing choreography and you'll go "ooooh, jisuuuung~" while fanning yourself and he'll have to step out because he can't breathe from your reaction. but the staring? oh absolutely, babe. he's got a bad habit of like. sitting and staring at you while you're talking with the group. but the longer he stares, his head starts to tip down and his eyes get a bit dark, and he's staring now bc he's imagining what you look like all blushy and sweating and moaning-- (aka horny virgin)

virgin!Felix : yeah p sure I wrote this but one thing to add; I genuinely don't think you would ever be able to tell if lix is a virgin or not because he's a massive fucking loser in a sexy ass body and he's a constant flirt. he makes flirtatious jokes, winks, sticks his tongue out, body rolls, is touchy - he's literally just horny with emotion for everyone so you wouldn't even be able to tell he's never stuck his dick in anything other than his own hand.

virgin!seungmin : oh I have thoughts. I'll make it short but I think Seungmin's the type of virgin to like. not make it known that he's inexperienced but he does get a little shy when the others bring up him being a cutie and being inexperienced and yada yada. but in front of you? he's playing it cool and never bringing it up. also - yes. def the type to get a little shy and flustered any time you touch him. (do you remember that video of Hyunjin getting all shy when (can't remember who it was) the lady touched his arm and he like curled up where he was standing and was all giggly? that type of shy hehehe)

virgin!jeongin : slut. no other words needed.

[lactoseintolerentswag]

Rise Characterizations Pt. 5!!!!!

Okay I promised I'd share my Splinter reference notes, so here I am! Also wanna take a moment to thank everyone reblogging the prev. parts. All the tags/notes are so sweet!!! Anyway, here's our one and only Rat Man,

Splinter Character Notes

Language Habits:

Catchphrase: "HOOOOOT SOUP!!!"

Will yell "whoa/oh nelly!" when in a tight spot or stumbling around

Makes puns/dad jokes, and laughs at said jokes to himself

A poor liar, will skirt around the truth until you drop it

Penchant for interrupting people if he's not interested, devout user of "yada, yada", "ah, bup, bup, bup"

Verbalizes his attacks/moves, something his sons pick up on. Could be a habit picked up from his action star days, such moves include: lights off jitsu, and slow motion jitsu

Uses 2010's slang, (i.e. "totes", "chillaxed"), could see him incorrectly using up to date slang to embarrass his boys

In a group refers to his sons as "boys"

One by one will refer to his sons by their designated colors, but will pull out the full name (not nickname) if the situation is serious

Also refers to Donnie as "the funny one"

Personality:

A performer, well he is an actor after all. He knows how to captivate an audience. Splinter likes attention--something that may be connected to his strict childhood with high expectations--but he also performs for his boys. To keep them happy, but most importantly safe. This also means he keeps his true emotions tucked closely to his chest

Jovial. Despite his dark past and heavy responsibility thrust upon him at a young age, Splinter is always laughing. He finds the fun in everything

Secretive. As mentioned before, Splinter tends to keep things close to his chest. Despite this, he's a terrible liar. He'll just avoid the truth until it comes back to bite him in the ass. This makes him sometimes a little emotionally unavailable

Lazy. He always finds the easiest way to do something, and procrastinate on his responsibilities as long as possible

Vain. He's glory seeking for all the proper attention he lost in his youth. So the Lou Jitsu aspect of his life boosted his ego in irreparable ways. He also uses the identity of Lou Jitsu to escape from the idea of being stuck as a rat. Glorifying the past is way to find comfort for him

Adrenaline junkie. Part of that glory-seeking and glorification of the past manifests into him needing adrenaline to feel alive. (i.e. when he steals the tank)

Attentive and empathetic. He can be a little hare-brained when it comes to remembering the details, but he's always very attentive to his sons needs. In flashbacks he's shown to supply them with items needed for their interests (i.e. little Mikey gets art supplies), and always apologizes when he messes up (i.e. the conversation he had with Donnie). This empathy also extends to other people and animals, as he was sympathetic with Cassandra when she was lamenting about the foot clan and was immediately worried about the turtles Draxum had in his lab

Protective. He would sacrifice everything to save his sons, and he does

Miscellaneous:

His tail is Very expressive, and one of the most active parts of his body, so if you want to subtley show emotion I'd focus on that

Has a Lou Jitsu body pillow

Remembers all his stunt double's names

Snores loudly

Talented singer, can sing opera and lived next to a karaoke bar in Japan

The show he watches the most is called "Soapy Treadmill", a Japanese game show where they throw things like scorpions at people who are soapy on treadmills

Has a "do not touch!" cabinet, full of trophies, mystic artifacts, and mementos of his past

I have a List of all the mentioned Lou Jitsu movie names mentioned in S1, but I'm probably gonna wait till the end of my S2 rewatch and post it separately (it's also long too). Will link here!

I'm also gonna add a recommendation here at the end.

This is for the white and non East Asian folks. I'm not as well-versed in East Asian or Japanese culture, but Splinter is a first generation immigrant! He keeps a distance from his heritage because of the trauma of his youth, and the role Lou Jitsu probably also forced him to westernize his identity to make it more palpable to Hollywood. But it would be a disservice to sever parts of his identity, because one is uncomfortable or not knowledgeable in writing it.

For my white folks intimidated by writing a person of color because they want to get it right, research always helps. Research helps with everything!!! writingwithcolor here on tumblr actually has a lot of useful resources, here's their guideline, and a research chart one of their moderators created, which I personally found to be very helpful. I believe their ask box is closed right now, but if you ask questions in the future be nice!!!!

Anyway I'm gonna do April next :)

[sturniololoco]

can you please do a younger sister fic where reader is in videos and gets a lot of hate comments?

Hate

Sturniolo Little Sister (SLS) x The Sturniolo Triplets

Warnings: Hate, body shaming, eating disorder, crying, etc.

SLS/N’s POV

“Oh my gosh Chris! Stop! That’s so gross!” I yelled at my brother as he burped in my face.

He laughed in return, trying to shield himself from my solid punch in the arm.

“Alright guys! That has been today’s video, I hope you all enjoys having our special guest in our video today-“ Nick started to say, giving the video it’s usual outro.

I waved to the camera before turning back to Chris and continued beating him up. Matt laughed and joined in while Nick finished talking to the camera.

-

laying in the darkness of my room at 1:30 in the morning, I opens my lap top and went to my brothers YouTube channel.

The video from earlier already had 500k views. Getting happy, I scrolled through the comment section to see what people thought of the video.

Omg yay!

Ew why’d they bring her??

Oh my lord Matt and Chris are so hooooot!!!

wow what a fatty

worst special guest ever

boring next

3467 more ⬇️

I could feel the tears well up in my eyes as I slammed my lap top shut.

I scrambled to the bathroom, trying to forget the feeling of sadness and dread pool in my stomach.

But I was instantly reminded when I made eye contact with myself in the bathroom mirror.

Wow you really are huge, I thought as I turned to my side, examining myself.

I quickly ran to my bed, desperately trying to fall asleep and get the thoughts out of my head.

-

“Woah, you look rough.” Chris said as I walked into the living room, sitting in the couch and pulling out my phones.

I rolled my eyes at him and shrugged, trying to hide my face behind my hair.

“Hey, sis. I made you a bagel.” Nick said, walking into the living room, sitting next to me, and handing me a paper plate.

I took it and mumbled my thanks to him. My brothers dug into their breakfast, but I just looked at mine, not being able to bring myself to eat it.

Do you know how many calories is in cream cheese?!?

-

“Hey, you okay?” Matt asked me, seeing how I had only taken about 2 and a half bite of my bagel.

“What- oh yeah…I’m good.” I say, nodding my head, trying to sound convincing. He gives me a suspicious look but I quickly play it off.

“I’m not very hungry today, I had snuck early this morning before I went back to sleep.” I lied. Matt looked reassured though.

I only had to keep this up till I was skinny and perfect, shouldn’t be that hard.

The only problem would be keeping this from my brothers.

-

it been a week.

A very, very long week.

Keeping this secret from my brothers just kept getting harder and harder, but I was learning.

“SLS/N! Dinners ready!” Nick yelled up the stairs.

“I need to finish up my project, I’ll be down in a second!” I yelled back. It was a complete lie, I finished the project three days ago.

This excuse would usually work, and he’d save my dinner on a plate. I’d then take it up to my room, and throw it away.

I sat on my bed, computer out, acting like I was doing work.

-

“I need to go switch the laundry, I’ll be right back okay.” Matt said as I started to unpack my dinner about an hour later. I nodded and he went into the laundry room.

I had to be quick.

I chucked my plate up side down into the trash, then covered it with wet paper towels so Chris wouldn’t get suspicious when he took the trash out.

I heard Matt begin to walk upstairs, so this gave me even more time to finish the dishes and clean the kitchen.

-

“SLS/N! Come up here please!” I hear Matt call.

he didn’t sound happy thought. I quickly rush up the stairs and walk to my room.

I open my door to see Matt standing there with his arms crossed over his chest, a disappointed look on his face. Chris was sitting on my bed, leaning forward with his head in his hands. Nick was holding my trash can in his hands, looking at me with a scared look in his eyes.

I felt dread pool in the bottom of my stomach.

“SLS/N? When’s the last time you ate?” Matt asked slowly.

he looked up at me and I could see tears in the brims of his eyes.

Then I broke.

“I-I can’t do I-i’t!” I said, crumpling onto the floor in sobs.

Matt rushed to my side, kneeling in front of me. “Shh, it’s okay I’m right here.” He says, whispering sweet word in my ears as I calm down.

“SLS/N…What happened?” Chris asked when my breathing had gone back to normal.

I told them all about the hate comments on the video, how they made me feel, and how they hurt me.

“I just hate the way it made me feel. So I thought that I change, it would be easier.” I rambled, tears still flowing out of my eyes.

“SLS/N, starving yourself is not easier, I promise. You’re not perfect, nobody is, so we can’t always have least everyone. Next time we need you to talk to us.” Nick said, coming over to join us, sitting on the floor.

I nodded my head, my lip quivering, afraid if I said a word, the sobs would come back.

Chris came over, wrapping his arms around us all in a great hug.

“We’re always here for you sis, no matter what.” Chris whispered.

omg I’m so sorry if this was shitty. I think I wrote it 30 mins 😭 I promise better content will be coming starting Wednesday.

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[cakerybakery]

Cain pushed around his porridge in the bowl with his spoon, “it’s too hot.”

Taking his eyes off feeding Abel in his lap, Adam waited for Cain to said something else before sighing, “blow on it.”

“I diiiiiid! And it’s still hooooot!” Cain whined and slumped down in his seat.

“Well, not much I can do buddy. Just blow on it and eat it. We have to get going.” Adam went back to feeding the fussy toddler who tipped the bowl of porridge into their laps.

It was warm but not hot and Adam groaned. It took forever to grow the grains for their breakfast and now they were both dirty.

Abel babbled, “oh no.” And squished it between his fingers before jamming his hand into his mouth to eat.

Adam scooped as much as he could in the bowl and set Abel down on the ground. He needed to go out to the well and get some fresh water to bathe Abel in. He had to wash out their robes. At least it was summer and they would dry fast in the sun.

“It’s still to hot, dad!” Cain whined again. “I want fruit instead.”

“Little busy, bud. Just eat your porridge. It’s not too hot.”

Adam peeled off his robe then started to pull Abel out of his while he giggled and tried to crawl away.

“But it is too hot! I don’t want to eat it.”

As Adam pried Abel out of his wet and dirty clothing he ignored Cain. He just needed to focus on one thing at a time.

“Dad! Dad! Daaaad! I want to eat something else!”

“Just est your food, Cain. Abel! Get back here!” Adam grabbed at Abel but he was already making his way to Eve and his room. “Hold on buddy. Mommy’s sick today. We’re letting her rest today.” He looked over at Cain. “You finished eating up? You two are coming with me today and there won’t be any snacks.”

“I don’t want to eat it. Mom’s is better. Why can’t she make breakfast?” He pouted and stirred his cooling food around.

Finally he got Abel naked and went to go get some water from the well when there was another crash from the table.

Turning around, Cain’s bowl of porridge was on the floor and the smug look on his face wiped away when he noticed Adam looking at him. “It was an accident!”

It was always an accident.

Adam wondered if Cain wasn’t Lucifer’s. Annoyingly, he knew Cain was all his, but still, with the way he acted, sometimes Adam hoped otherwise.

Guilt wormed its way into his heart at the thought. Adam just wished he knew what was going on in his son’s head.

He just picked up Abel so the boy wouldn’t get into the mess and walked out of the house. Down to the well he carried Abel, putting him down to chase a bug as he drew some water.

“Troubles?”

“Fuck me!” Adam nearly jumped out of his skin as Lucifer’s voice hit him like a cold splash of water.

“Hmm, is Eve not putting out because I could arrange something.”

“Fuck off. I regret thinking your name.” Adam started drawing up water again as Lucifer hopped onto the wall of the well.

“Oh darling, you’ve been thinking about me? How sweet.” His voice was overly sweet and Adam rolled his eyes at the fakeness of it.

How he could ever have once fallen for such an obvious asshole… er, an obvious trick of the voice.

Whatever.

His crush was nearly ten years ago, Adam was over it.

Eve was better in every way. She was actually sweet. And she told actually funny jokes and didn’t laugh at him for not knowing shit and then say, “oh it’s nothing, you’re just too cute.” She was smart and helped him and didn’t just watch him fail. She was a good wife and took care of things closer to home, the chickens, the children, meals, and home while he hunted or tended to the fields and livestock further away. He didn’t need Lucifer and his lies.

“The only reason to think of you is to wonder how much of a bad influence you and your apple were on humanity.” Adam pulled up the bucket and bent to grab Abel.

There was a slap against his bare ass and he quickly turned to face Lucifer, balling up his fist and leaving Abel on the ground.

Lucifer flashed him a cheeky smile, “there was a bug.”

Adam swung and punched Lucifer in his nonexistent nose. As the demon tumbled down the well Adam shouted after him, “there was a bug.”

He gathered up Abel and the bucket of water and stormed into the house.

The splashing and sputtering from the well made him smile the rest of the day. Even as he scrubbed Abel, their clothing, and the floor clean and well into the evening after harvesting and gathering, even when he had to make lunches and dinner and care for poor sick and fevered Eve.

He closed his eyes by the fireplace that night with a smile on his lips and the memory of Lucifer’s pained and surprised face as he fell on his mind.

“Ohh what do we have here?” Lucifer voice echoed in his mind and Adam stood up straight in the middle of the field.

“Lucifer?” He looked around.

~~~

From here it gets FUN!!

Something for all the little adamsapple lambs out there. Tell me what you all think

[enchantedabode]

“One hell of a birthday” Cloud Strife ~<3

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLOUD” Everyone in the bar shouted as you uncovered his eyes. He softly gasps in surprise and looks around the bar a little and frowns a bit. “Oh thanks….who planned this?” He looks at the possible suspects in front of him. Tifa chuckles and points to you, “It was actually y/n who planned all of this! We just helped decorate.” Cloud looks at you and slightly smiles. “Thanks. Now let’s get some drinks and enjoy tonight.” Cloud walks over to the bar and you follow. “So what’ll be you two?” Tifa seems to be already mixing something in that shaker of hers and she seems happy to be serving you both. “I’ll take a sweet tea, what about you cloud?” You look at the blonde who’s still thinking. “I’ll just take a Pepsi….nothing more..” Tifa sighs and gets a Pepsi out of the fridge, placing the can in front of him. “Cmon Cloud! Enjoy yourself, it’s your birthday!” You nudge cloud hoping he’ll at least have one drink. “No because I know I’m gonna have to carry you home…” He glares at you drinking his soda and eventually walks over to wedge and biggs. “Hmph I’m not even gonna get that dru-”

The next thing you know you’re being carried home on Cloud’s back, giggling at everything that you see. “Clouddddd oh my god, I’m perfectly fine!” You nearly fall on the ground when he puts you down so he can unlock the door to his apartment. “Bullshit, now come on y/n.” He picks you up once again and gently places you on the bed. He closes and locks the door, when he turns around he sees you halfway off the bed trying to crawl to him. “y/n! Cmon get back in bed.” He helps you into the bed and you try to tell him something. “It’s hooooot! Please take off my pants..” He looks at you like you just told him that your parents died or something. “I don’t think I shou-” “Pleaseeee?” Your whining makes him fumble and he slowly takes off your shoes, socks, and pants. He doesn’t know why but he can’t help but stare at your thighs, those cute ass bear panties aren’t helping either. “I-I’ll get you some water..” He tried walking away but he felt you tugging on his suit. “Please…..let me give you the best birthday present you could ever wish for…” You give him THOSE puppy dog eyes and he can’t help but sit on the bed and help you lean against the headboard. “What do you wanna give me y/n?” You place a gentle kiss on his lips but flop onto him from his drunk you are. “Let me touch you..” Cloud scoffs and shakes his head. “Y/n you’re just drunk, go to be-” You cut him off with another kiss. He groans from the feeling of your your weight against his body. “y/n….you’re suffocating me, give me some time to breathe in between the kisses!” “Aww I’m sorry~” You start unbuckling his pants and you push him against the headboard. “Relax for me, and…please don’t make it jump..” He gives you a confused look at your words but he nods and smiles giving you the ok. You pull his shaft out of his boxers and put the tip in your mouth, teasing and licking it. “F-fuck don’t…tease me like that..” You press your finger against his lips and continue sucking and teasing his slit and tip, it twitches and leaks more and more everytime you suck or kiss it. “y/n please….please I’m begging you..” You move his hand into your hair and let him push you down on his cock, gagging at the feeling of it intruding your throat. “S-sorry! Are you okay?” You nod and bob your head up and down, tears filling your eyes as the feelings of the foreign object in your throat. You have to take him out a few times to catch a breather but you continue, wanting to make sure he feels as good as possible. “I think…..I think I’m gonna cum soon….” Cloud whimpers as your throat somehow manages to make him go deeper and deeper. You nod giving him the acknowledgment so he knows it’s okay to shove you down when he finishes. And after a few seconds he does, pushes you so far down on his dick that it makes you slightly gag but your throat looses when you feel the warm substance invading your mouth. “y…..n..” He moans your name as he finishes in your mouth, shaking as you continue moving your head to get him from his high. You take him out of your mouth and a line of cum falls onto your chest. “Did I hurt you darling?” You shake your head as you swallow his seed and wipe it off of your chest, licking it off of your finger. “It’s salty…” You look at him and giggle, seeing his face all red and sweaty sparked something inside of you that you didn’t know you had. “Do you wanna go another round?” Cloud tilts his head as he asks the question hoping, PLEADING that you’ll say yes. And you do. “Sure just….please be gentle…” You hover yourself above him but you flips you onto your stomach. “My birthday, my position. Yeah?” You groan and nod “ugh fineee” You feel his tip line up with your entrance and he slowly but surely pushes himself in, making sure you’re okay and that he’s not stretching you too fast. “Are you okay? Does it hurt? Am I going to fast?” All these questions are blurred out of your mind by the sound of wet skin slapping against each other. You moan into the pillow but sadly he had a plan for that. He pulls your hair and takes your face out of the pillow.

“I wanna hear those slutty little moans at full volume, you hear me?” He pounds into you harder than before and you kick your feet against the bed from how sensitive your cunt is. “C-Cloud! Please….” You moan as loud as you can as he slaps your ass and continues to hold your hair so he can move your head freely. “What? Does it feel that good? Does my cock in your tight ass pussy feel that good you little whore?” He pounds harder and harder until you’re screaming his name begging for him to let you cum and that you can’t hold it any longer. “H-hold on baby….I’m….just as close as you are, let’s cum together okay..?” You desperately nod your head as he pounds faster and harder until you cum all over his cock, he goes for a few more seconds before cumming on your back and ass. “F-fuck….c-cumming…~” When he finishes he flops on the bed next to you and snuggles closely to you, holding you in his arms. “Happy….birthday Cloudy…” You give him a quick peck on the lips before resting your nose in between his man boobs. “Thank you beautiful….goodnight..we’ll cleanup tomorrow..”

[rorywritesjunk]

You know it’s a blessing that after Opla there seem to be even more people on the “Buggy has piercings” train than before. He just looks so good with those damn earrings, just imagine if he had any else. Unff. Sexy, whiny pirate clown lazing around shirtless on deck, bitching and moaning about how it’s just tooooooo hooooot. You absentmindedly agree with him just to make him think you’re listening, in truth you’ve been glancing at that little golden ring in his left nipple for almost ten minutes now. It catches the sunlight just right when he moves and you suddenly crave the taste of skin and metal on your tongue.

Buggy who’s gotten a bellybutton piercing mostly for shits and giggles when he was a teen, muttering about how he thought he’d look cool back in the day when he got it, but as an adult man he probably should- And you quickly intercept that “Actually captain it does make you look really cool!” Which strokes his ego well enough to not get rid of it just yet and you can rest quietly, knowing you’ll still get to see that little blue gemstone when he stretches for the foreseeable future.

Oh man yea.

Yea. Yea. Especially the belly button one. Maybe you accidentally shrink some of his shirts which helps with the view on his tummy, so whenever he lifts his arms too high to get the glorious view of his tummy, body hair, and that beautiful piercing.

This was the perfect morning read, thank you 🧡🧡😍😍

[star-mum]

Live Star Reaction - The Maze Runner

How did this movie evade me for so many years I have no idea

Stopping to think about it, I actually haven't seen any of the big dystopian teen dramas so now I get to play catch up !!

Was that a pig ?

Okay i know literally NOTHING about the plot so I'm just as lost as you are Dylan O'Brien

"he's all yours" ex-squeeze me? Green bean ???

OKAY NAMES TIME !!! or not i guess... memory wipe looove that

WHO'S THEY ?????

i like Alby, he seems nice (he's absolutely dying ain't he?)

N E W T !!!! I know him 👀 hello accent 👀

if Chuck dies to shift the tone or raise the stakes, I'm gonna personally hunt the producers for sport

MINHO IS SOOOO HOOOOOT !!!! OH MY GOD

Dylan you JUST got here can you listen to this poor kid ? before you get him killed (preferably)

"we gotta stop meeting like this" alright 🍓

is the maze like ... "alive" ?

"light him up" WHY'D YOU SAY HIM ???

you didn't tell me Newt had an accent 🥺

this movie would've NUMBERS in my mind palace at age what 12 ??? how old was I when this came out?

(i was 11 by the way, if you cared)

I can't believe how hot this cast is, EVERYTIME i see Minho I feel the need to scream (THEY KEEP SHOWING HIM FROM FAR AWAY LOOKING COOL AND MYSTERIOUS)

There is so much sexual tension between Will Pouter and Dylan O'Brien sksksksk was it supposed to be this way ?

DYLAN YOU CANT !! HE TOO BIG !!

SKSKSKSK GETS DROPPED ON HIS HEAD -> remembers his name (i fucking love that)

I guess I gotta stop calling him by his actor's name now ;-; fine Thomas

when he gave Thomas the knife I thought we were doing some sort of blood oath (that's for girls in sleepovers only, I forgot)

that's a very shallow grave...

ARE THEY GETTING INFECTED BY THE MAZE ??????

STUNG BY WHAT ???? I hate this movie sksksksk you can have a little exposition as a treat nO TOO MUCH THO PUT THAT DOWN

THERE SHE IS !!!!! I was obsessed with this actress as kid (despite not watching ANYTHING she was in) cause I found out she's half brazilian

is he there as a spy ? Is he supposed to push them all to their limits so only the strongest make it out

"Alby knows better than any of us" HE'S GONNA DIE IN THERE !!!!

(Newt might be my favorite... are we surprised or is this still part of a pattern) (this could change as I see more of the other boys)

HE'S GONNA HAVE TO DROP ALBY NOOOOOO

OH THAT SCENE WAS A THOUGHT WATCH !!! i hate the walls closing in

yeeeaahhh it's Minho time baaabyyyy !!!!

*minho shoves thomas against the wall* 😯🫣

IS THAT A SPIDER ROBOT ????? THAT'S HUMAN MADE !!! I WAS EXPECTING THEM TO BE REAL CREATURES NOT ROBOTS

SUUUNNY YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THERE WERE SPIDER CREATURES !! WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT

Chuck is so happy they're alive 🥺🥺 he was waiting for the boys outside the maze 🥺🥺

(he's absolutely dying at some point, to make us feel something)

C'mon Gally you're just mad you weren't the big hero of the day

he's soooooo jealous

IS SHE HERE ???? IS THE GIRL HERE ???? IDK HER NAME, KAYA SCODELARIO IS IT YOU ???? (yes it is :3)

oh those other nameless boys are supes dying here aren't they :/

IT'S A CAMERA ISN'T IT ???? TO WATCH THEM ???? or a tracker ?

"you okay, Fry?" oh he's got a name !! thank god !!

took a quick little trip to google and NEWT'S ACTOR PLAYED FERB ???? IN PHINEAS AND FERB ???? THAT'S WHY I RECOGNIZED HIS VOICE ?????

"Throw one more of those thing- OW" KSSKSSKKS SHE'S EVERYTHING TO ME

"for all we know this thing could kill him" he's already dying ! THANK YOU THOMAS

we're only finding out what outside the maze on the last movie aren't we ? ;-;

im so fucking serious, if anything happens to Chuck, Im gonna go crazy (he's my son and I care so much about him)

Noooo he gave the little toy to Thomas !!! he's gonna fucking dieeeeeee

"we call them the blades" that's a different movie

THAT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN A CAMERA !!!! OOOOHHHHH

WHAT IS THIS PLACE ??? WHO BUILT THIS SUPER MARIO LEVEL LOOKING ASS MAZE ????

"Yeah you've been here 3 years and you're still here" SKSKSKSKS

FINALLY some answers !!!

Why did we leave Alby alone, he's gonna kill himself in there

"the doors aren't closing" *looks directly into camera* i wonder who's dying tonight 😐

so the fire both worked and did nothing ??? at the same time ???

NOOOOOOOOO MY SON !!!!!

OH MY GOD ! LET'S GO ALBY !!!!! WHAT ??? NOOOOO

*poisons himself* Thomas is fucking crazy NSKSKSKS i kinda love it

WE'RE NOT EVEN THERE ?????? ARE WE ???? IS THIS A MATRIX KINDS THING ???? WE'RE IN PODS ?????

"it's not a prison is a test" *Jim's the camera* do i have the world's biggest brain or what ? (the movie has been setting this "twist" up from the beginning)

"this isn't banishing, its an offering" i love seeing characters descend into madness, specially when they speed run that shit the moment a little something goes wrong

I love that teresa is putting her hair up cause obviously this is not the moment to have hair on your face BUT SHE DOES THE WORLD'S WORST AND LOSER PONYTAIL !!!!! THE HAIR IS STILL ALL OVER HER FACE !!!!

NOOOOO MY SON !!!!! STOP TEASING HIS DEATH PLEASE

*Exit door* SKSKSKS what the fuck, that's too easy

ooohh shit ppl are very fucking dead, did we do this? Dylan O'Brien was this you?

THE ENDING IS JUST DANGANRONPA !!!! WHAT THE FUCK SKSKSKS

"he's been stung" eeh he'll survive worst, im sure

YOU WERE THE SPY !!!! BUT FOR THE OTHER TEAM !!!!!

CHUCK WAS GONNA SACRIFICE HIMSELF NO NO NO NO

THAT'S MY SON !!!! NOOOOO FOR REAL THIS TIME !!! NOOOOOOOO

They teased his death so many times !!!! what to hide that he was marked from the beginning ???? I ALREADY KNEW THAT !!! I WAS RAISED ON STARKID DUDE I WILL ALWAYS PICK UP ON FORESHADOWING

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

"Dont worry, your safe now" I dont trust you

IF THEY KNEW WE WERE IN THERE, THEN WHY NOT RESCUE US FROM THE MAZE ???? WHY WAIT ????

WHAT A BITCH !!!! IT WAS ALL FAKE ?????

im gonna have to watch the sequel immediately, I hate it here (i don't actually, but I NEED answers)

[ask-dcf]

Imma do a safe thing. For 3 asks and ONLY 3 asks. Shift!Chara sees Data in his human form. Only Shift!Chara can see him this way. Have fun. :D

*Her eyes began to burn for a sec. Immediately she rubs her eyes*

*Data looks at her and sets book down to check on her*

*Oh no he's HOOOOOT!*

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Human Data will be seen now in asks involving him for three asks.... have fun~ :D

Art by @xjunjox

[nozunhinged]

The sign novel and series spoilers

Holy fucking shit they cranked the drama of the ending up to eleven I did not expect THAT!

In the novel it was more like a funny light-hearted moment when tharn left it was like "oh only three days? And then you'll leave us alone? NOICE cya!"

Ofc phaya went nuts but when tharn came back and was surprised his three days were actually three months they turned it into a joke and tharn found it so cute how phaya was weeping the whole time.

But the series tho????? Doctor snakes second killing attempt??? Tharn ACTUALLY disappearing without phaya knowing he was alive or not??? EVERYONE FORGETTING THARN?! bro the series version of that doc is truly evil just like the writers for this show hooooot DAMN that hurt and I didn't even watch I just saw the posts on my TL????

[injestedsoap]

Hot Like This Weather

Some SoapGaz up on my ao3!

Soap was wearing nothing but a pair of athletic shorts as he laid in front of the small barracks fan.

It was hot, not horribly, wretchedly hot like it had been in Las Almas, but it was damn hot.

“Hot?”

“You are, yeah.”

Gaz snorted and crouched down, reaching out to touch Soap’s chest.

“Gaz, love, please, I'm literally begging you not to touch me in this hot ass weather.”

Gaz barked a laugh. “Oh you are so fucking pitiful, aren't you?”

“It's hooooot!” Soap whined, “I'm a wee little Scot, I'm not built for this weather.”

“Pathetic, pathetic little Scotsman, what would Mel Gibson say?”

“If Mel Gibson’s disappointed in me I'm just going to winge more, thanks.”

Gaz laughed softly, sitting next to Soap, enjoying the cool air of the fan. Soap’s hand inched across the ground and sneaked into Gaz’s, loosely tangling their fingers.

“Are you overheated?” Gaz asked gently. Soap tended to run hot and it wasn't uncommon for him to get so hot it was uncomfortable for him.

“A little,” he muttered, tugging Gaz’s hand over to rest on his stomach. “‘s not as bad as it could be but… yeah a little.”

Gaz gently scratched his stomach, “You need a water or something?”

“Mmh,” Soap tugged Gaz’s hand up to kiss his palm. His lips were cool. “Lay down next to me?”

Gaz smiled, rubbing his thumb across Soap’s cheek. “You gotta let me hand go, love.”

“Boo,” Soap mumbled even as he released Gaz’s hand, smiling as the man lay down next to him.

It was cool, almost too cool, but it was still nice. Soap’s body was warm next to his and Soap took his hand, tugging his arm close.

“Don't let me fall asleep,” Soap said quietly on the edge of sleep. “My back will kill me if I fall asleep on the floor.”

“Should set up the fan next to my bed,” Gaz replied softly.

“Mmh, so you can hog all the cool air, you prat?”

“So it's cold enough for you to sleep with me.”

Soap smiled widely, squeezing his hand, “Ah, well that's all right, then.”

Gaz shifted closer, pressing his forehead to Soap’s shoulder, “You're alright, then.”

Soap kissed his head, breathing in the spicy warm smell of Gaz’s shampoo. It was cool and Gaz was warm and it was alright.

[wannaeatramyeon]

Welp that was a failed ask on the thicc y/n, soooo.

What is the favorite instant noodles of every character (like Goo favorite is instant Yakisoba with Korean BBQ)

Hi anon! I'm so sorry I did have a think and I literally googled what ara ara means and I still don't know.

Oh my, this is specific though. I can't believe reading Lookism led me to researching ramen.

Before we jump into this.. erm why TF does Crystal need to calorie count and restrict for her second body but Daniel can eat whatever he wants with his second body and it stays the same!!

Lookism Fave... Ramen

Daniel: something like shin noodles with eggs. It reminds him of his momma cooking for him.

Jay: I know it's super popular in South Korea... But instant ramen? Sorry what's that? I always gets mine freshly prepared. But Daniel what instant ramen are you eating? Can I take a bite? (Waits for Daniel to feed him)

Zack: something with stronger flavours like cheese so he can mix in protein powder and it'll help to mask it. Man that sounds gross.

Vasco: this guy has the vibes of trying to cook and burning the house down so something as easy as possible. Instant tteokbokki in a cup.

Brekdak introduces him to some Thai flavours though, and he enjoys Tom Yum.

Johan: beggars can't be choosers. Whatever is on clearance

Crystal: The ottogi low calorie ramen for second body, full army stew in her original body

Mira: not really instant but she loves rose noodles

Zoe: one of those fancier nissin tonkotsu noodles type (piggy ♥️... Wait)

Vin Jin: he tells everyone that it's the 3x buldak noodle.. "yeah I like them... Bit bland though". This is a lie. He can't take heat at all

Mary Kim: legit the 3x buldak noodle with extra chillies on top

Jake: he hates noodles. He doesn't eat them all the time because he likes them, it's cheap and hits his calorie needs so it means more money for Big Deal. Bibimmen/cold noodles if he really has to pick though (cos the man's too hooooot ba-dum-tss)

Jerry: can't take spice at all either. Something like teriyaki soba with some fried eggs

Sinu: jjajangmyeon! With extra pickled radish

Samuel: also jjajangmyeon but he'll only eat it when he's feeling extra nostalgic and willing to open those floodgates

Gun: the fancy Japanese ones that are developed by Michelin star chefs - Nakiryu Dan Dan

Goo: keeping the instant yakisoba with Korean BBQ, this guy is obnoxious as fuck though. Yeah you're supposed to slurp your noodles, but he is the loudest messiest guy ever. Noodles flicking everywhere, soup or sauce getting all over his glasses and anyone within splattering range (Gun. It's always Gun)

Eugene: kimchi shin. He gives me huge kimchi vibes, not sure why. Eats more ramen than you'd expect with his crazy busy work

Eli: he didn't used to like these as much but something like instant tempura udon, non spicy cos Yenna would always want a bite. Otherwise he prefers to make a proper japchae so she will eat her veggies

DG: sorry but this man is soggy no flavoured noodles in room temperature water to me ☠️

[hell-drabbles]

I'm just here to rant. After reading chapter 5

GODDAMN IT MAKES ME WANT TO BEAT LEVIATHAN EVEN MORE.

I don't care if you got a sad backstory. Your trauma doesn't define the reason for your behavior! Don't get me wrong, I understand all the stuff he has been through- yad yada but the way he act around the player makes me want to rip my hair out of frustration. I couldn't finish the story properly without getting agitated. Both on how the player acts like a whore and leviathan being an ass.

I know some people will say 'but he has been through a lot! He deserves the love and the attention for all the things he had lost in his childhood and that's good /rare character personality out there-' I. DONT. CARE. and it's not rare for people to just be shock by him as if he's the only dude out there that got a sad boi experience and become a dom daddy. He isn't.

I don't care if people says 'but you haven't got to know him yet!' well I'm sorry that I'm not an observant type and Don't want to be with people that don't treat me like a person and gaslight me with their petty excuses

🤬anon

It really just comes down to the fact that we as the audience do not get a choice as to how we treat these devils. Leviathan's personality can be kept as is, but the devs shoehorn the way he must be treated, via being so taken by his beauty that all anger is handwaved away as "oh just fuck it out, it will be fine." Hate-fucking is a rather delicate art and rarely is it ever done in such a way that I can find enjoyment in.

This is not it, chief. Skipped it as soon as I could.

Do you ever read a work of fiction and are able to pin-point who exactly is the author's favorite character? This is how I feel towards Leviathan: he's a writer's favorite little boy. He's given the most tragic and brutal backstory available to maximize on the pity points, isn't as messed up as could be because he's still gotta be a "palatable tragic victim to pity and heal with your body," and can be written as an asshole because he's sad boi and hooooot and therefore does not need to change.

"Oh but he does change though, you just have to deal with-" Nah. Not interested in his interactions. Especially not through the POV of the MC, or any of the devils that worship the ground Leviathan walks on.

Leviathan can be an interesting character, and more power to those that align with the devs preferences, unfortunately his presence always makes the writers wave their hands and frame the MC's anger as "brat" behavior. And, as a brat, they must be tamed. And the MC will enjoy it eventually.

Ugh... You know, I'm all about asshole victims, of characters that take their trauma and using it as a excuse to be as selfish as possible because any other means scare or make them think they'll be weaker for not being an asshole. However, my favorite part about asshole victims is not the behavior, but the fallout as a result of that behavior.

I kept waiting for this giant shoe to drop and for things to get real messed up, but all I got was lukewarm water!

Blah.

[citadelofmythoughts]

Ochako: Okay, um, just imagine Deku in his underwear!

*Izuku's baby face imposed on studly body*

Ochako: Oh no! He's HOOOOOT!

Ochako is down so bad.

[joe-moi]

Oh the bfi outfit was hooooot he looked really good

And he looks good in italy too

yeah when he was getting styled, he looked really good. Except for at GQ. I don’t know what the fuck happened there