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lmao Die Dingen haben viel (many) Kulturen

was trying to source this image and found a beautiful word

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A few days ago I discovered this poor little guy laying on the train tracks at my local station, I took it upon myself to rescue him, clean him, and reunite him with his owner.

u/YuyaBestBoy

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The service industry is like living in a parallel world, you're busy when everyone else is free on the weekends or night time, you're working the hardest when everyone else is resting or playing on the holidays

You see your family after everyone else is back at work, there is is no Christmas for service workers, there are no weekends, it's time formed in the shadow of "real" life, life lived in the invert

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Today, I uh. I don’t have an answer, but I woke up thinking “pigeon wizard… pizard.” And then I made him. He just got promoted from familiar, he’s a little nervous for his first day.

He’s up here on Redbubble.

Here he is on Teepublic.

If you want to support a queer broke student then sales makes my day, or you can pop me a tip on Ko-Fi.

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I AM READING I AM WATCHING FILMS I AM CREATING ART IN 2025

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I deliver pizza for a living, which puts me in the strange position of having to answer every call that comes into my phone and having almost infinite free time in 15 minute chunks, while I'm driving. I get a lot of spam calls. Most of them are trying to buy my parents' house.

I tell them they have the wrong number, they ask if I have any properties for sale. You've probably gotten this one before.

And, I mean, I've got a lot of addresses memorized, and know the property management companies for some of them. They're posted in the elevator, and I spend a lot of time in elevators with not much to do.

I've started trying to sell the scammers apartment buildings I have some information on, or foreclosed buildings I know the address of. I ask if they buy meth labs, if I'm responsible for the squatters, what their policy on roofs is, if they buy hotels. You know, just having some fun.

I've got nothing but time, and every minute they're talking to me, they're not bothering anyone else.

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when the blind man shows frankenstein’s creature the pleasures of life he shows him cigarette and music. notice how he doesn’t show him linkedin and email

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like i know there are a lot of fics out there where other vulcans are all “oh man, jim kirk’s so freakin HOT how’d spock get in his pants” but IF ANYTHING it’s actually the reverse. spock shows up on vulcan one day with Jim on his arm and all the other vulcans are OUTRAGED. They’ve spent years mooning (logically) over spock’s flaxen bowl cut. his dark eyes. his slightly lax emotional control that gives him just a hint of the “bad boy” vibe that we all know vulcans secretly go wild for. Sarek receives like a thousand bonding proposals a year from VSA graduates who all have google alerts set to notify them when spock gets a new xeniobiology article published. and then they find out. that the object of their (totally logical) affections. had the equivalent of a las vegas wedding with the human captain of his starfleet ship while in the middle of a five year mission. vulcans may be too logical to riot but on that day, a good many vulcans had to meditate for an extra hour or two just to contain their rage

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A tourist murders my sister, steals her shoes, and accepts a mission from my political rivals to literally murder me? And I’m the villain???

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we DO grow old and happy. btw.

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The New York Times did a piece titled 100 Small Acts of Love and these are some of my favorites 💕

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just have to make sure

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plushie themed stickers 🧸

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in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

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vampire who's really good at diagnosing hematologic diseases just by feeding off people

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!