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Buggy the clown (glowing)

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Buggy would no doubt get you the biggest bouquet of flowers, the skimpiest bit of lingerie, and the tastiest box of chocolates.

Granted, you're allergic to the flowers, the lace on the lingerie digs into your skin, and... Half of the chocolates are already bitten into (he was just taste testing!).

But it's the thought that counts.

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Crocodile showing up to Emptee Bluffs like

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RORY

I was possessed

Like I'm so sleepy (and coming down from being high)

BUT LOOK WHAT I DID :D

(I'm more proud of this than the train one)

Bonus, my cousins puppy is named Rory too. So that's fun.

We named our puppy Bailey and the sisters are twinning with collars (unintentionally)

Ok a Rory named puppy is the best!!

And also the writing? Wonderful, perfect, gimme 14 more please.

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Unpopular opinion,

Too many men are written as “dom daddy” types in fics.

Like be for real, that man would be honored to be your floor mat.

He’s not giving orders, he’s taking them.

Stop being afraid, put on your big boots, and step on that man.

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Buggy loves seeing you in different shades of lipstick. The colors left on his cock from your pretty mouth is one of his favorite things.

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no wait i actually wish fanfic sex was real sometimes. i too wanna put a 12 incher in my pussy without hurting. i too wanna make his tip kiss my cervix without wanting to die. i too want it in my ass without the need of any prep. i too wanna cum fifteen times without passing out. i too want a dick bulge in my tummy. i too wanna gobble his big cock past my throat without gagging. i too wanna go for six hours nonstop. i...

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'Cause in better light, everything changes

Title comes from "Two Of Us On The Run" by Lucius.

(Fill in the blank for SunnyxCroc AU. This has been sitting in my drafts for a while and I wanted to post it.)

"What do your parents like?"

"Pardon?" Sunny looked up from the shirt she was working on for him. After his surgery some of them needed altering and she wanted to make sure what she had learned over the years stayed sharp.

"I asked what your parents liked." He repeated, annoyance in his voice as he narrowed his eyes at her. "They should be given gifts since I married you."

His tone sounded like it was a generous thing he did, marrying her, when what he did was threaten the livelihood of her family. She didn't want to deny him for fear of her parents getting killed.

"Oh." Sunny looked back at her sewing for a moment. The thread had a knot in it. "Are we going to visit them?"

"You told me there would be a family gathering in a few months." He leaned back in his seat and beckoned her over to him. "I thought you'd want to visit them."

She hesitated but didn't want to keep him waiting. He had promised to never hurt her but she wasn't sure if she believed him. Once she was closer, the feeling of coarse sand brushed over her body, bringing her forward and causing her to stumble. He caught her, grinning widely at her as he situated her into his lap.

"My little wife has been so good to me that I want her to be happy." He told her as he brought the back of his hand to her cheek, knuckles caressing her skin, the cold feeling of his rings making her shudder. "Tell me what gifts I should bring your parents, my darling."

Sunny stared up at him, trembling at his touch, before she nodded.

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They used a small boat to get to the island. Sunny couldn't wait to see her family, bouncing on her heels with excitement as she watched the shore get closer and closer. Once the water was waist high, she jumped out, splashing her husband and crewman as she hurried to land as she saw her mother and father approaching.

Coming home was always hard. Sunny never wanted to leave and this time was no different.

She didn't care that she was soaked or that her husband was shouting after her for doing such a dumb thing. She was about to hug her parents for the first time in a year. Nothing could keep her from that.

Except the wall of sand that blocked her.

She spun around to face him, seeing the anger in his face as he stepped off the boat and onto the shore. He backed her up against the wall, staring down at her as he brought his hook under her chin, tilting her head up uncomfortably to look at him.

"Don't you ever do that again." He told her as she grabbed his hook to push it away.

"I just-"

"Don't do that again." He repeated to her. "And you are to behave around your parents, do you understand?"

"But-"

"Remember what we agreed on?" Croc asked her with a grin. "That no harm will come to your family or you as long as we are married. Can't have you telling your family that, can we?"

She stared up at him. She didn't want her parents hurt at all. She clenched her fists and took a deep breath before nodding.

"I'll be good."

He touched her cheek with his hand this time before letting the wall of sand drop. Her parents were close, looking on in confusion as they watched the sand appear and disappear like that.

"Sunny?" Her mother called. "Is that you?"

Sunny turned around to face her parents, a big smile on her face as she rushed to them. "Mama! Papa! Come meet my husband!"

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Buggy The Clown - Print

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I've made 28 stars

37 of the pentagons (didn't feel like making the points until I had them folded)

One paper makes like fourteen strips

And I cut my own paper strips (started from scrap pieces until I ran out of ones that would work)

Also bonus, it's on shrink plastic and gonna be a pin

(Also the doodles in the background may become a pin too, still working on it. Plus the other one is just because I never let go of the obsession I had when I was like, 12. So)

Aaaaa!!! All those stars are amazing!!! ⭐⭐⭐

And the shrink plastic Buggy is going to be so cool!! 🥰🥰

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It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here

Buggy isn't *old* even if his body says otherwise.

Rating: PG13

Warning: none

A/N: I started this when I threw my back out brushing my teeth last year and I'm just now finishing and posting it. I actually thought it was lost. I've been dealing with health issues (physical and mental) hence why... Nothing has been written for a while. Here we go. I think I'm back. Is this good? Nah but it's fun. Buggy is fun and that's what matters.

Title comes from "Pinch Me" by Barenaked Ladies

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You jokingly called him Old Man after he complained about a stiff neck when he woke up one morning, and yea, Buggy was a little offended. You were both the same age, late thirties, prime of life! Yet you called him Old, which was offensive to him, even jokingly.

He didn't feel old and he proved it by climbing up a stack of boxes to get something down, carried way too many baskets of heavy things, and even did a pushup competition against one of the younger freaks, winning by a landslide.

Him? Old? Pssh. He'd teach you a lesson later.

By night time, he felt tired, rightfully so, and as he leaned over the sink to brush his teeth, thinking all the ways he'd get back at you for calling him old, something happened. He felt the muscles in his lower back tense up suddenly, catching him by surprise that he nearly spat out his toothbrush. He caught himself on the sink, feeling the pain and discomfort radiate from that spot all the way to his sides, legs, and even up his back.

Buggy felt like his legs would give out from under him. It felt like a giant grabbed the base of his spine and smooshed it down. Was this the end? Everything hurt.

"Babe!" He managed to shout as he spat out the toothbrush and paste as he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. "Babe, I need you in here!"

"I swear, if you're showing me what you did to the toilet again, I'm leaving you." You retorted as you came in. You saw the pain he was in, knuckles white as he gripped onto the sink. He wasn't moving, staying hunched over as he glanced in your direction. "What happened?"

"I'unno, my back hurts!" He whined. "I don't know what I did!"

"Okay, okay, let's get you to bed." You let him hold onto you as you led him to the bed, being mindful of his movements as he winced and complained about the pain. His movements were stiff and you were careful to help him into bed.

You weren't a doctor but you've had your share of injuries.

You went to get a cold compress for his back as he laid flat on his back, whining about the pain. Maybe some pain meds to take the edge off would work too. You'd seen him best up several times before but the back pain was no joke.

"Buggy, babe, what do you need?" You wondered if there would be a way to get some ice for him.

"I'unnoooooo!" He was fussy. You helped him prop his legs up to keep some of the pressure off his back. Maybe he would feel better in a few days.

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Buggy was an absolute baby about this. He was taking full advantage of being laid up and demanding everything from you. Once you threatened to smother him with a pillow he settled down a bit.

He was enjoying the attention from you. The massages, the snacks you brought him, and how you held him before bed time so your hands would rub his back, fingers digging into the muscles to loosen him up, often had him relaxing in your arms even if it was uncomfortable.

Did he make inappropriate comments about your hands? Of course.

Did he tell you how he would make sure to show you how he wasn't such an old man once he was better? Obviously.

And you didn't mind the comments, you thought they were funny.

And after he said he wasn't an old man, you asked how he intended to prove it.

He would find a way once his back stopped hurting.

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"You know I'm weak for wet things," says Crocodile with the most deadpan expression.

When do u think Croc is saying this line? I feel like he wouldn’t think of it in the moment, but it comes to him while he’s eating reader out and so he just kinda stops and says it and then dives back in lol

Ohhhohoho I can see it happening when he's tongue deep down there. What little blood is in his head comes up with the line and he has to say it right at that moment, with half his face still glistening.

Another one to imagine is Croc slipping his hand into those messy panties, just to see how soaked things are. He takes his hand out and there's a beat of silence while he examines his slick-coated fingers. "You know..."

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So I've started making paper stars

I'm do glad my mom had a paper cutter because DUDE I can make SO MANY while LISTENING TO MY SCHOOL WORK.

I may actually get somewhere

Also I'm having fun

AAAAA lil origami ones?? I love making those. It's a fun little thing to do to keep your hands busy. ⭐⭐⭐

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In my mind I’m putting him in a crop top and tiny little shorts. As god intended

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I need that Buggy one simply because Sunny would own six of them

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