#OH I get it now

[keepyourstyle]

Me before playing BG3: I keep seeing this astarion guy all over my timeline what’s the big deal about him?

Me after playing BG3 and romancing him: I finally see the appeal

[saetoru]

rmr when i had dignity and was indifferent to gojo

[calyssmarviss]

wait, does “maidenless behavior” comes from eldenring???

[veliatra]

It's infinitely funny to me when Gortash is depicted as a bottom. And not even a power bottom.

The choosen of Bane. The choosen of tyranny. In anything but absolute control.

[mintchip-lover]

[termagax]

OH

[nyatimesthree]

daaamn!!!!! this cat !!!!!!

[beautifulscreaminglady]

And did you know the Liberty Bell is a replica Silently housed in its original walls And while its dreams played music in the night Quietly, it was told to believe

[vintage-bentley]

[xerox-candybar]

I misread “Rabelais” as “Rambam,” and reread this sentence several times in utter confusion until I realized my mistake.

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[m1sssan]

? JQXZ????

[candyskiez]

Y'all have gotta get more insane about platonic relationships like you are about romantic relationships. We need to get more annoying about them NOW. I need to see more meta and losing our minds over them. Get more annoying NOW. More than that. More than that also.

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

[corviiids]

my top bit of advice going into the new year: compliment people. especially strangers. literally everyone you interact with if you can. when you buy coffee in the morning compliment the barista's tattoos. when you're chatting with a coworker tell them that by the way you like their outfit. always find something they've chosen to do on purpose. nail polish, jewellery, tattoos, hair colour/style, statement accessory, outfit, etc are all good bets. things people hope will be noticed. things that aren't too personal so it doesn't make them uncomfortable (eg probably not their physical features). i've gotten into the habit of scanning everyone i talk to for something about them that i think is cool so i can tell them. it's a great habit because it makes me notice people and realise just how many neat little details there are in people's presentation of themselves that might pass me by if i wasn't paying attention. and it brings out so much joy. you'd be surprised how much it disarms people to receive an unexpected compliment from someone they don't know. it is the most sincere smile you will see all day long. it feels nice to make people happy but it also means you win the social interaction. establish dominance by complimenting a stranger's earrings and disappearing into the fog

[n4rval]

i lied. here's a bonus.