#maidenless behavior

[doomsdayartificer]

"Unfortunately for you, you are a plagiarist."

[theworldisadumpster]

In honor of no nut November, today we acknowledge the nutless, or in this instance, the ruttless, as today's wishes are for Tusk the Boar of the Emerald Grove.

Halsin promised this poor chap a mate, then got himself selfishly kidnapped by Goblins. Even into act three, you can find him at the Grove, horny out of his mind, maidenless. He hath no bosom companion.

Even though he was forgotten by Halsin, he will not be forgotten by us.

Rise and grind Tusk

[loxosceleslolo]

just a redditor being very chill and normal

[dracolunari]

Well, Steven? Was it Worth It getting the entire internet to hate you bc you wanna eat more gold leaf?

[leanmeangenie]

Maiden of Limgrave

[breezeinmonochromenight]

How do you feel about whole “Zack committed war crimes” argument that keeps cropping up?

I mean, he did on behalf of ShinRa, whether he intended to or not. But he’s also a fictional character, so who actually gives a shit lmao.

[calyssmarviss]

wait, does “maidenless behavior” comes from eldenring???

[comicslina]

🚨WEEWOO🚨WEEWOO🚨WEEWOO🚨WEEWOO🚨HATERS IN THE TAG🚨HATERS IN THE TAG🚨WEEWOO🚨WEEWOO🚨

ALL ARE ADVISED TO DEPLOY THE TURKEY VULTURE CONTINGENCY

[mrsmothmom]

MY WIFE WENT TO SEE HER MOM MY WIFE

[intooned]

Sauce

[luxtax]

Most average artist behavior~

[soda-p0p-sauce]

[softdefault]

they couldn’t have put the shop button up in the top corner instead of moving the profile button?? @staff PUT IT BACK

[samdrawsalot]

And yet you're still....maidenless🤪

[lujaldp]

This is Dr.Clap, he has a doctorate in asskicking and he has been recognize internactionally as a skillful strategist and as a hero of the masses, he is very dangerous

[8ug8ear]

morrigan says zathuda gets NO BITCHES