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I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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Trying to explain Ranni haters the merit of 'Machiavellian' villains who see the only way to fix a fundamental problem to bloody their hands and choose to carry the sin instead of doing Nothing:

Trying to explain haters of Ranni haters that it is fair to still resent a character even if their motivations are understandable if sympathetic because the consequences were still real and deadly and since Two Fingers are not even picky about the terms of an Order, as an Empyrean she most likely had hope to seek compromise instead of nuking everything:

Trying to explain haters of haters of Ranni haters that if Miquella also concluded compromise was not an option perhaps everything was truly fundamentally whack and two from the smartest characters group in the setting would not severe the bond from Two Fingers kicking and crying no matter the cost over something as trivial as "not having enough hope":

Trying to explain that although reasons of Ranni and Miquella must have been very solid if THEY did all this, redirecting living beings fates to a "better" Eldrich Horror force than the current one @ trying to copy Marika's homework as a God but "better" respectively don't feel like very good plans either so both characters are still fair to criticise without being met with hostility:

Trying to explain that it will be a cold day in Hell when Fromsoft abandons their storytelling principles of presenting every single perspective on fixing things as a failure and offering nothing but "hope" that things could be better thanks to the player:

Trying to explain that Elden Ring is also a standalone because in this game there is no "good" ending, whereas for example in Dark Souls or Bloodborne there was an ending including "hope" and uncertainty of what was accomplished, so it is fair to think that Miyazaki is in philosophical crisis of sorts:

Trying to explain that writer(s) meeting sort of a dead end after questioning nature of existence itself in their works for over 15 years is not betrayal of fanbase or losing talent, but instead proves how seriously they take their topics and that they haven't became untrue to themselves just to sell pretty lies to us:

Trying to explain:

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Decomposition of a female corpse by Kobayashi Eitaku, 1870s

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LOVE YOUR OCS!!! YOU DID GREAT ON THEM!! EVEN IF THEYRE OVERPOWERED!! EVEN IF THEYRE EDGY!! EVEN IF THEYRE CLICHE!! YOU PUT SO MUCH TIME AND EFFORT INTO THEM AND YOU SHOULD LOVE THEM AND LOVE YOURSELF FOR MAKING THEM!!! 

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has this been done yet?

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Wow I think you're overthinking it. Can't orcs just be orcs 🙄 can't we just have a race of ontologically evil primitive savages in this campaign setting 🙄 and theyre all super aggressive and mean and maybe even sexual predators (for realism, more rapes = more realism) 🙄 and then not interrogate where the idea comes from or who's fantasy this is supposed to be

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oh my god can we please let this poor man stay dead LMAO

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1. i could totally nap in a CT scanner

2. my CT scan came back normal so yaaaay my brain isn't trying to kill me

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it's been seven months since Shadow of the Erdtree came out and people are still coloring in Sir Ansbach's hands as white. Not Caucasian. but just white, or even grey

So this is me telling you... he has no gloves. His skin is not grey or white. His skin is brown. his rgb is 87/64/41. you can look this up on any video that gives the face data of npcs.

please give him his melanin.

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im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game

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actually ill post this too bc it still makes me laugh

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For real though do you think that all the Finger Maidens would gather in the Round Table Hold and just chatter about things while their Tarnished are just relaxing? Talking about their feats or passing tips and information that they've gathered from their travels? Probably even had moments of silence for all those Maidens and Tarnished who couldn't complete their quests. I really like this idea a whole lot it's a shame that Finger Maidens aren't really elaborated on.

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gonna just down my entire drink every time i see "THE DLC FORGOT ABOUT MALENIA" or "MALENIA'S STORY IS POINTLESS NOW"

going to the Miquella tags and taking a shot of Cabo Wabo every time I see a "MIQUELLA IS SATAN/GRIFFITH/HITLER" take.

and also every time I see a "MIYAZAKI LIED TO US/MIQUELLA THE UNALLOYED AND MIQUELLA THE KIND AREN’T THE SAME"

and two shots every time I see a "you're a bad person if you write smut about Miquella/aroace Miquella only"

I'm off work until the 17th it'll be fine

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Told my friend she was slaying the Harry Du Bois look and I think she wants me dead now