#maidenless

[mortuary-reads]

[iwanttobeastranger]

[poppyrays]

Awful meow meow man

[elderidgeart]

Is this anything?

[retro-mexicano]

Wait...? What the fuck bro! You telling me my maidenless ass would have met a friendlier Malenia and she would call me "Sweet Tarnished". Instead of Blade of Miquella on sight!! ........... inhales deeply......, sigh ~

"CURSE YOU, BAYLE!!!

I HEREBY VOW! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!

Solid of scale you might be, FOWL DRAGON...

But I will RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE!

WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS!

WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!

NYAAAAAAHHHHG!!!!!!"

[vhbutter]

Varre doodles I did at school + a WIP

[soggyskinflaps]

When the Mango is too Malo

[onegiantmeep]

i miss my wife

[bluboiart]

ELDEN RING: WHITE MASK VARRE

The first face u see stepping out of the crypt into the lands between. Can he truly be trusted?

I drew in procreate

[littleangelowo]

First lesbian has arrived :D, sadly maidenless :(

[hrokkall]

for palette challenge, Trader with echeveria ?

I've never actually drawn the Trader; this is a travesty that needs to be fixed IMMEDIATELY

[pierreyboi]

This is what no gf feels like

[damn-i-love-frogs]

Every time i see this fucking cookie my dumbass thinks orteil is calling me maidenless

[trungles]

These are old but Elden Ring is so fun, and I wanna run around in it forever, and someone please point me in the direction of the best Golden Order conspiracy theories please.

[dotster001]

grim making us to get sugar daddy???

SO ITS EITHER LEONA AND MALLEUS—

I dont trust azul being sugar daddy tbh-

Good point 😂 but I feel like Azul would be simple, as long as you look at him for ten seconds once a day, he'll become a blushy mess and just hand you a wad of cash.