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The obligatory post

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I swear I am going to start a seminar in How to Exist in Public. We do not block our coworker from getting their food out of one microwave while waiting for our food in the other microwave. We do not walk four carts abreast through the grocery store, nor do we park our cart next to an end cap and wander off to another aisle. We do not start making a left turn we will not be able to complete, thereby bringing the entire intersection to a screeching halt. We do not stop dead in the middle of the hallway to answer a text. We live in a society.

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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i believe "nothingburger" is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel

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“We can only hope that Musk’s brazen power play to take his newly purchased White House out for a test drive before the papers were even signed has been a wake-up call for how far America is already going off the rails, and what can happen if we don’t grab the steering wheel back. People can and will keep debating what the November election really meant but one thing is very clear: No one voted for a President Musk.”

— How President Musk’s scheme for world domination is going | Will Bunch Newsletter

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when i was a homeless 20-year-old i was rejected from multiple housing opportunities because i had 5k in medical debt from going to the ER after getting roofied and sexually assaulted (i was unconscious so calling 911 was not my decision) and UHC denied my insurance claim. so yeah, i'm actually deriving an enormous amount of pleasure from watching health insurance CEOs snivel and hide like the heartless cowards they are. may those who profit from our suffering live in fear of those they seek to deny.

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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Happy 5th Birthday to

“Santa's Mukbang (Drinking 1 Gallon of Eggnog)”

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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

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I just thought this thread on character creation in RPGs was neat.

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You know what, despite the horrors, at least there's still butches.

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seasons greasons to everyone

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happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other

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ok but hugging your overworked robot girl when her battery starts to die and reassuring her it’s ok, you’ll get her plugged in, and she trusts you enough to stay in your arms as her servos slow down and her voice begins to lag and get jittery before her battery runs out completely and she collapses on you

using a hand truck to get her to bed and plugging her in and holding her smooth silicone fingers as she powers back on and runs self diagnostics and then her facial paneling flashes a heart icon at you