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can someone please change the fucking prophecy

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One of life’s great pleasures is letting your face completely drop to dead apathy after having to fake cheerful friendliness for some fuckass job

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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haha hey man thanks for hanging out with me all day bro i really value our friendship and i always have a great time with you. lol i don't wanna make anything weird but if you were to grace my surface with your firm grip do you think i'd make a good and righteous blade for you

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PLEASE DON'T SCROLL AWAY!!

I've decided to extend my halloween sale, into a holiday one! Until December 31st, ALL MY COMMISSION LISTINGS ARE HALF OFF!!

YES! HALF OFF!!

Head over to my Kofi for more info!!! Even if you can't or don't want to commission me, it would mean the world if you shared this around!!

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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

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The president is a horse-trader who tried to sell steaks at Sharper Image and the vice president is an influencer who pretends to be a redneck for money like Larry the Cable Guy

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If you're a writer you're supposed to write a lot of bullshit. It's part of the gig. You have to write a lot of absolute garbage in order to get to the good bits. Every once in a while you'll be like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time writing bullshit," but that's dumb. That's exactly the same as an Olympic runner being like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time running all those practice laps"

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Nah one straw is no problem bro. I'm the strongest camel ever, I'm carrying like TEN THOUSAND straw right now. If I can handle ten thousand straw then what's one straw gonna do? Stands to reason. Just chuck it on bro, it'll be fine.

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Valuable tip. Don't cater to your followers. You're not trapped in here with them, they are trapped in here with you.

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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

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hey so what the actual fuck

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf