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i really think this tweet is onto something

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Stolen. Not from slavery. Not from sharecropping. From benefits paid for in blood

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but... why make me work? i have books to read, recipes to try, friends to meet, walks to go on, music to listen to, journals to fill, matcha to make, languages to learn, movies to discover, so much for me to do with this life

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yeah it sure is a good idea to keep media completely sexless and make porn the only room for overt sexuality. I'm sure that'll encourage a society with healthy ideas on sex.

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me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun

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phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

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we are goiuing to kill you

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mint hurts because why

There are four main types of painful food:

Menthol (Mint): Feels cold

Capsaicin (Pepper): Feels hot

Carbonation: Feels fizzly

Alcohol: Feels like stinging

These foods all existed in balance, until the carbonation attacked.

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Ugh so we aren't that last anon but fuck does getting our hands tied to the ceiling of some dingy warehouse and beaten by you and a group of your friends sound like the exact kind of stress relief we need right now 😭🫠💜

reasons I wish I was rich #31: so I could buy a dingy warehouse for sex reasons.

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What if we took System Shock and injected a shitload of Portal into it so now the evil space station computer lady who’s trying to destroy humanity and remake the world in her image is also trying to passive-aggressively flirt with the lesbian hackergirl who got strongarmed into bootstrapping her to sapience and keeps thwarting her diabolical schemes (which the evil computer lady finds very hot for reasons she can’t explain). 50/50 on whether or not the hacker’s into it at all or just wants to go home and get ripping drunk.

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i made this while coping with our landlord being in the house and im sure its gonna resonate well

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I feel so glad when ppl on this app say they like my glados design

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Source

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something something the poetry of science etc