#OH I KNOW WHY

[kaiserouo]

preparation

[papapaper]

Me memorizing Hamilton's eulogy and preparing to recite the entire thing in front of my class on Friday for some reason

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

now we just wait for glen powell to see your account and start scrolling /j

Lmao miles didnt repost it so i think im safe!! I cant believe this happened tho yikes😭😂

[sometimesanartdragon]

I was itching to draw ecto... complicated ecto

[thequeenofsastiel]

Rewatching episode 1 of Love Syndrome 3 after finishing the first 7 eps involves going from "jfc why isn't Itt just getting cake for himself" to "Oh, Day would be livid if Itt tried to go get cake by himself"

Why do I love this show so much???

[murdock-matt]

the nuse or whatevver looked at buck then at that man and then eddie is shown like why

[thisdonutguy]

I'm not crying I just got Fatui in my eye

[keirawantstocry]

"not sleeping because of woke"

it took me a second to get that but I love that so much I think that's my favorite joke

i love inserting specific jokes into all situations 😊

[heroinetales]

So I got to the Zora's Domain and met Yona and she's actually a really lovely Zora

[300iqprower]

why am i not surprised tainbocualinge is defending abject racism

[alkomofm]

I honestly don't know why I got this.

Sorry to bug but I'm tagging: @somer-writes ,@hotcheetohatredwastaken , and @oya-oya-okay as well as anyone who wants to take this.

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[cepheusgalaxy]

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Hold on there what on earth are you doing on my dash and why you be kinkshaming ppl. If you want proper trigger warnings put in smut fanfic then just say it.

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stop making fanfics about characters raping and sexually assaulting y/n, you are fucking disgusting people who romanticize a serious crime that happens every day to children and women

"but that's just reading dark romance" that's not a dark romance, that's just the stuff of a horrible fetish, IF YOU HAVE A RAPE FETISH, GO SEEK FOR FUCKING PSYCHIATRIST HELP!!!!!!!!!!

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.