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Me memorizing Hamilton's eulogy and preparing to recite the entire thing in front of my class on Friday for some reason
#like our teacher said we could choose any existing eulogy to recite for the activity and the minimum was a minute long#why am i doing this to myself i am very unable to speak in front of a crowd#oh i know why#autism#man.#hamilton#amrev#paper speaks
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now we just wait for glen powell to see your account and start scrolling /j
Lmao miles didnt repost it so i think im safe!! I cant believe this happened tho yikes😭😂
#asks#glen worries me less for some reason#OH I KNOW WHY#cuz miles has a wife#like what if he showed it to his wife…#o no
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Why do people always say "separate the art from the artist" when the artist is a piece of shit? No one says that with Weird Al, or Rick Riordan, or anyone that's not a public embarrassment.
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I was itching to draw ecto... complicated ecto
#my art#dragon's art#undertale#undertale au#utmv#sans#Outer#Outertale#Outertale sans#Ecto#Ecto body#Ecto tiddies#pretty space magic#took way too long#why do I do this to myself?#oh I know why#Clearly I must be a masochist
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Rewatching episode 1 of Love Syndrome 3 after finishing the first 7 eps involves going from "jfc why isn't Itt just getting cake for himself" to "Oh, Day would be livid if Itt tried to go get cake by himself"
Why do I love this show so much???
#oh I know why#because my fantasies veer dark and kinky#I make no apologies#and accept no criticism#love syndrome iii#love syndrome 3#dayitt#day/itt#day x itt#ittday#itt/day#itt x day
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the nuse or whatevver looked at buck then at that man and then eddie is shown like why
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I'm not crying I just got Fatui in my eye
#me#why are all Fatui's personal stories have to be so sad lonely and fucking life-like#oh i know why#genshin impact#fatui#snezhnaya
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"not sleeping because of woke"
it took me a second to get that but I love that so much I think that's my favorite joke
i love inserting specific jokes into all situations 😊
#earlier i straight up said my peantis to someone#out loud#and by it i mean#well....#my peantis#mutuals <3#terezicaptor#OH I KNOW WHY#its a vocal stim :)#<-probably autistic guy
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So I got to the Zora's Domain and met Yona and she's actually a really lovely Zora
#shut it ash#ash plays tears of the kingdom#how could anyone hate her?#oh i know why#but like sidon has two hands#loz#totk#zelda#the legend of zelda tears of the kingdom#yona#zora
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why am i not surprised tainbocualinge is defending abject racism
#oh i know why#because they claim to love irish mythology but never object to Nasu's obvious celtic erasure pro-britain rhetoric
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I honestly don't know why I got this.
Sorry to bug but I'm tagging: @somer-writes ,@hotcheetohatredwastaken , and @oya-oya-okay as well as anyone who wants to take this.
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
#oh the experience of being 13 years old and seeing all my friends talking about wanting to have sex and obsessing over it#and being like 'we are all literally WAY too young to be having sex what the actual fuck are you talking about#why are you even considering it when we have much more important things to worry about. like how much middle school sucks'#you know what though. i still stand by this. that was an entirely reasonable thought to have and i WAS being normal about it#anyway#mine#asexuality
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Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave
#the first time it happens he's just like oh whoops that'll be awkward#the second time: well that's not ideal#the third time: fucking hell why did i make a persona that cant keep it in his pants#Clark angsting about why his best friend doesn't trust him enough to tell him his secret identity:#:( why doesn't he trust me after all we've been through together#bruce: i have fucked too many people here including you and you can never know#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc#mine
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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Hold on there what on earth are you doing on my dash and why you be kinkshaming ppl. If you want proper trigger warnings put in smut fanfic then just say it.
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stop making fanfics about characters raping and sexually assaulting y/n, you are fucking disgusting people who romanticize a serious crime that happens every day to children and women
"but that's just reading dark romance" that's not a dark romance, that's just the stuff of a horrible fetish, IF YOU HAVE A RAPE FETISH, GO SEEK FOR FUCKING PSYCHIATRIST HELP!!!!!!!!!!
#sex ment tw#described#oh i know why#i liked that one honkai star rail post one and now tumblr thinks im in the fandom#with the tons of tags this has#tw kink#swearing#sa mention#not a fam of smut but dam#calm down and go read smth else fella#tell me if you want this tagged w smth more#like “discourse” idk#not sure
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