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sepulchrypha · 1 year ago

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How far have you gone to find me?

Song: Titan Arch by Coil.

#original character #angel #illustration #digital art #horror #godmourned #michael #OH BABES WE ARE IN IT NOW.#internet horror #religious horror #dark art #occult

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daphnalia · 7 months ago

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and they were galpals

#oh i am SO predictable #alternative captiob to this post: welll... good luck babes!#but idk if the dndadders like chappel roan☹️#also lawl this is gonna sound SO stupid but as a lesbian this is. so INSANELY important to me😭#i will write so much fanfiction #for the firsy time in my life #i will write an essay anf publish it when s3 ends #if theyre not canon i will cry myself to sleep until the day i die #dndads #dungeons and daddies #apple pie #IDK I SAW SOMEONE PITCH THAT AD THEIR SHIP NAME AND A PART OF ME MELTED #Kelsey Grammar #is it with an e or an a?? nobody knows #Trudy Trout #someone notify my asap whrn we collectively agree on a ship name #the peachyville horror #peachyville #love them so so so much #god dammit they did it again #hey siri play heaven is a place on earth and do it NOW #me and my girl when we're literally trudy and kelsey

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shirecorn · 3 months ago

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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation #last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse #which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games #ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight #endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water #my heart will go on #after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy #oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC #SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE #theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen #everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique #now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement #damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game #thry got nasty dad model #and he is GOING places #if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt #i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water #hes like me fr #but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die #SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe #not a crook or informant thats her whole job description #level 10 babe #she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her #oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO

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sillyfudgemonkeys · 4 months ago

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Some time after the events of SoK

Rangi: Kyoshi, what's this about the Fire Lord telling me that you are, and I quote: "The failure of diplomacy." and "The breakdown of negotiations." Rangi: No no, don't you dare speak. You finish that fucking snickers. Once we're done with that, we're signing you up for some classes. Rangi: "There is no escalation of hostilities beyond Kyoshi." The hell there is??? Did you forget I exist???

#shadow of kyoshi #shadow of kyoshi spoilers #rangi #rangshi #rangi sei'naka #rangi seinaka #kyoshi #Kyoshi is the last line of defense #but I don't believe she didn't at least TRY to learn #she was getting the hang of it she just needs guidance #which she has NOW #oh don't get me wrong Kyoshi is def cracking officials heads if they don't give her what she wants #but she asks nicely first asjfdklajfklja #THEN she hits them upside the head with her fan #kyoshi needed a snickers all throughout SoK u_u #rangi: babe you can TOTALLY rip them a new one if they say no to your terms #rangi: but we need to like....TRY before you go all daofei on them u_u #rangi is like the most hostile fjdksaljfdsa

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introspectivememories · 9 months ago

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yukierre is just the worlds longest game of gay chicken and they're both losing. badly.

#have you seen the videos???#they're def fucking and if not.... these are some elaborate mind games them #that one video where pierre is like 'oh people will say we are gay now bc i am in a room with you and you are shirtless'#and some staff member goes 'what do you mean /now/?'#.... i was gagged honestly #and the lap sitting????#like what're we doing babes??? you dont have cars to drive????#and also yuki babe.... pierre??? really??? why pierre????#yuki tsunoda #pierre gasly #yukierre #f1

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assiraphales · 2 years ago

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hand in unloveable hand

#LMAOOOOOO #season five was like : they both have a twisted history where they became enemies #both when angel was evil and then when angel got a soul #then they both loved the same girl and were heartbroken by her #now spike has a soul and they’re like oh. We still have something here #ats #angel the vampire #spike the vampire #btvs #they’re holding hands bc they’re in a fight and it’s one of their signature moves from the old days but still #HOLDING HANDS? angel babe

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lovecolibri · 7 months ago

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Oliver to FOX as he spills the tea about Buddie

#911 #buddie #oliver stark #you tell 'em babe!#get their asses #he said buddie shooting 'oh' moment with his whole chest #I ALWAYS HATED THE FINALE ASIDE FROM THE 2 MOMENTS TIM INSISTED ON AND I WAS FUCKING RIGHT #tay kay and ana were forced into the storyline at the last second because someone at FOX said no #and we had to suffer for 2 seasons for WHAT?!#and this bi buck storyline is fine and makes sense but GOD WE REALLY COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL #we could have had a NDE 'oh' moment and instead we got fucking bt and fucking L and fucking natalia and marisol the transphobe #FOX IS NOT SEEING HEAVEN FOR THIS #but also 🤭🤭🤭 at tim getting told no so he fucked off and let KR run the show into the ground then likely helped get ABC to pick it up #and immediately brought the show back to life and made buck bi in the first normal ep of the season #i feel HIGH right now

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mangora · 4 months ago

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I just know that if ROTI took place two years later, Mike would not shut up about NBC’s Community

#alex’s td rambles #I can’t explain it but he would be obsessed #his favorite character is for sure Abed but Annie’s a close second #his favorite season was season two #I’m not sure what his favorite episode is JUST KIDDING it’s epidemiology #he would be. so insufferable about this show. and I love him for it #mike: zoey you don’t understand dan harmon is a genius #zoey: that’s nice babe can we watch friends now please #they’re both sitcom enjoyers but Zoey’s more into classics like friends and bmw and that 70s show #while Mike’s more into like Community and Parks & Rec and early seasons of The Office #oh Zoey is also 100% a Disney sitcom enjoyer #she ate up Girl Meets World #and she has very strong opinions on the Descendants movies as well #Mike watches IASIP with Scott because he’s afraid everyone else will hate it and they fight and make out the whole time

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dollsome-does-tumblr · 2 years ago

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#i am a broken person now babes #farewell!!!!!!!!!!!#romangerri #roman x gerri #succession #j. smith cameron #someone take me to the au where we get to see this ……..#on the very meager plus side: tissue conspiracy theory validation??#oh. this is gonna bug me forever.

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rokso-o · 1 year ago

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weekly dose of the lcf manhwa serotonin boost ✨

cale just looking good in every possible angle

GUESS WHO’S BACK?!

my mans is back 🥳🥳🥳

THIS GOT ME HAKDJDKHDDKJDKDJDDKDJ i WILL eat him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cale in his actor era (he looks SO MF good in this i swear this man got me running LAPS also pan-nim i will never forget this service as long as i live . I COULD LITERALLY WRITE U. ESSAYS RN ABOUT HHISSSSS LIKE I CAN WAX U POETRY RIGHT NOW IM NOT EVEN CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYY no cos u gotta me completelyy unhinged Nahhhhhhh nahhhhhhh)

and the TRUE highlights of this chapter

our cute, silly, grumpy little dragon. the shocked kittens. and best girl on. I SAID WHAT I SAID.

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tar0star · 10 months ago

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uhh.. snufkin doodles

#moomins #moomin #snufkin #snusmumriken #moomintroll #bro is beautiful gorgeous stunning absolutely dazzling elegant #anyway #duality of snufkin #do you ever be drawing and listening to music and get distracted and write down the lyrics or is it just me £#lalalalalallalalalalallalallaa #sorry im incredibly bored #HIW COULD Y DO THIS BABE WE AING GETTING THROIGH THIS ONE 🤓☝️ THIS IS THE LAST TIME ILL EVER CALL U BABE WHAT BIUR UR PROMISES PROMISES UH #uh so thats actually lyrics im not going insane #oh crap its message in a bottle and it slaps so hard idc what people say i need to scream this in my head now bye

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rearranging-deck-chairs · 7 months ago

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oh my fUCKING god we fucking knew it didnt we HARD swing the other way hey i just met you and this is crazy heres my entire life story come fly away in my phone box with me

#hello mine friends sorry i wasnt here my body just Did Not want to stay vertical anymore #im vertical now #for a bit #we'll see how long it lasts #im watching #i will be reblogging #oh my god hes insane #hes insane #eveerryttthing out on the table youre fucking insane babe #also ruby reminds me so much of clara #oh my god russell we've dONE the last of the time lords Move On we've moved on #oh there ARE dinosaurs nice #oh the short sleeves #'FIVE numbers i like it!!' oh my go dtheyre cute #'most of the universe is knackered babes' screaaaaaammmmm #sure yeah lets not pretend anything is fine or has ever been fine that didnt really work out well #hes not even wearing his coAT #im not in love with him btw im fine #if you were wondering im fine im normal #the hand over her eyesssssss #screaaaamm theyre so cute im obsessed #theyre so twelve clara vibes #also i love how closeby we are i feel like im THERE #SCREAM FOOD?????? obSESSED. the first thing she goes for is FOOD. 'what would you grow a baby for? oh i know'#dw spoilers

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doyou000me · 11 months ago

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Okay, so.... *steeps fingers together, takes a deep breath*

I started watching Pit Babe fully expecting it to be trash, but I'd heard there was omegaverse stuff in it and I got curious. Were they really making an omegaverse series?? If so, how far will they take it? Call it a social study, if you will.

I was not prepared for it to hook me, but here we are. Episode 7 with canon-confirmed mpreg and I'm loving it, cackling like a maniac as I'm going through the tag to see the uproar. I'm having way too much fun. Someone take this show from me and put my sanity back.

This chaos is magnificent and I love it.

More, please.

#pit babe the series #now with mpreg #omegaverse #enigmas #people getting sold on auctions #special children being bred to be sold on auctions #alpha special powers #manipulative best friends with one-sided love and hypnotism powers #oh and car racing #you know - which was the central plot until they dropped the mpreg?#take your time Babe #you look like you've been scarred for life #we all need some time to take this in #to really let it sink in #or you could just go fuck in the convertible #pit babe ep 7 #pit babe spoilers

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flugame-mp3 · 7 months ago

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EVEN IN DEATH BOBBY CANT ESCAPE DOING SOME BULLSHIT TO SAVE THE BOYS. GIVE MY MAN A REST HES EARNED IT

#theo.txt #spn liveblog #spn 10x17 #spn #i mean dont get me wrong im always thrilled to see jim beaver its just funny to me #when bobby died they were like now we dont have bobby to go to for help ever again this is so sad. fast forward a few seasons and sam and #cas are like well. time for a seance with bobby. break metatron out of jail for us please oh pleaseeeeee #babe its 10 pm time for your seance with your dead adoptive father. yes dear

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stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage · 5 months ago

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My favorite thing my warden says in combat is "Have you no concern for your own existence!?"

She says it in every fight, I love it so much. Every time I replay, Rose needs to have the wise voice, I need to hear her say her battle catchphrase a million times per playthrough.

But my favorite time she's ever said it was when we went back to Ostagar. We've got Rose, Alistair, the mabari, and Wynne all together reliving the trauma of the battle right before we head to the landsmeet. We're actually super close to the end game so tension's high.

We're fighting darkspawn, but uh oh! "Look there--a cunning trap!" over by the stairs!

I rush Rose over there to disarm the trap, only to get interrupted by the last hurlock jumping in my way... and I see Alistair step in the damn thing just as Rose shrieks, "Have you no concern for your own existence!?"

I know in my heart of hearts that she actually said that to him. Alistair cannot stop himself, if there's an obvious bear trap on the floor, my man's gonna step in it.

By the way, I wanna know other people's favorite things their warden says. I know the ladder comment is a popular one for the violent voice, but I wanna hear all the others.

#dragon age #dragon age origins #dao #alistair theirin #rosalie tabris #dao warden tabris #it's one of the funniest things that's happened to me in dao like yes alistair please have more concern for your own existence #he always triggers traps no matter what. i even give him the trap-making skill and get his cunning up he just sees one #and goes 'oh imma step in that tehe' alistair babe my love light of my life in this world of darkness.........please #I'm starting to think he's doing it on purpose ngl #also i'm currently in dao's character creator making rose for my full canon replay of the series and picking her voice reminded me of this #so thought i'd share because it's my headcanon now that she says that to her enemies and her companions an equal amount of times sksks #i also love it when she says 'perhaps we should take the time to review what we've learned?' and 'i swear when this is over...'#personally i picked the wise voice because its a little deeper than the others. i felt rose needed a voice like that.#it's the same reason i always choose the second voice with the american accent for ash it has a tone/pitch that i like

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paradoxolotl · 1 year ago

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Tonight the child was fully nude minus a fireman’s hat, very slowly and deliberately stomping around, straight faced, and making various dinosaur noises

…I just don’t get why the hat was needed

#‘I’m spinosaurours!’#sure thing bud. what’s with the hat?#‘…’#‘ROOOOOAAAAAR!’#oh #‘…grrrrr’#cool. good talk #can we get dressed now?#para’s doodles #para and babe

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