#OF COURSE HE CAN
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Me reading through all of Cap's abilities and discovering that he can hold his breath for a really long time 👀
Gee can't imagine any smutty implications for that 🙄 😏
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Oishi: I'll have vodka, and for him...he'll have a Capri Sun
Eiji: Oishi. I'm 21.
Eiji: I can order my own Capri Sun
#of course he can#prince of tennis#tennis no oujisama#seigaku#oishi shuichiro#kikumaru eiji#incorrect quotes#incorrect anime quotes#incorrect tenipuri#source: tumblr
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Can your muse fight God?
Akira can fight god easily!
“I’ve done it twice and I can do it again! Just try me.”
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Hiii it's me, your car.
So you know how I am the official car for Bildad's wedding. Well did you also know I'm giving Freddie Mercury a lift too?
Just wanted to check you were ok with him signing my dashboard?
As long as he does it in in red metallic pen (which I’m sure you’ll provide)
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can eth speak the enderman language or whatever it's called
"⍙⊑⊬ ⍜⎎ ☊⍜⎍⍀⌇⟒ ⟟ ☊⏃⋏."
(Translation: why of course I can. )
#ethereal#of course he can#but he mostly speaks English or what endermen call human language#eth can also speak a few other languages#plus he was also taught sign and morse code
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Dick who climbed on anything as a child. Even in public, especially in public. The moment Bruce looks away, he is climbing something to get as high as possible. The first times, it gave Bruce an heart attack. Now, it's just a headache.
People pass by and ask if they should call the firefighters, and Bruce tiredly tell them "He is fine, he can get down on his own.", like people with cats.
Imagine, you're walking out of some building, only to see a 10 years old standing on top of a lamppost, having a discussion with his dad guardian at the bottom.
"Dick, get down."
"Make me."
"Get down or you're grounded."
#bruce wayne#dick grayson#batman#robin#dc comics#my ramblings#sometimes Bruce doesn't even know how Dick got where he is#he looked away for a second and now Dick is in the ceiling#of course Dick doesn’t get down because he knows the threat is empty Bruce is using his “tired dad” voice not his “disappointed dad” voice#really different for a Batkid you can still get away with a lot with the “tired dad”
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You can only reblog this today.*
*PLEASE READ THE TAGS
#adventure time#finn the human#if you are reading this#please be aware this is a joke#this was a random thing tound on Facebook#and no finn really didn't say that#so go ahead and reblog it#just don't take it seriously#some of the people who reblogged this overreacted#so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it#like seriously#chill out dudes#maybe eat a taco or two#tacos are life#so are burritos#ok this is running its course#david zaslav can suck it#i just felt like adding that because he is a douche
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Was listening to this on my way to school rn, & IM A FIRM BELIEVER that Mitsuya knows how to dance Bachata 😩
#okay I really think Hanma does too but looks weird since he’s tall af lmao#yk what SMILEY#he’s a fuckboy#of course he can#Bajis STIFF 💀 with it lmao#tokrev#tokyo revengers#Spotify
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#anon#I will not post this ask as it will start another round of questions#of course he can#the important thing is that he’s happy#omar rudberg
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Vanny gets her sleepy FNAF guys mixed up,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#security breach#mike schmidt#jeff fnaf#fnaf movie#into the pit#I can imagine Vanny for a moment mistaking Jeff for Mike#and feeling so embarrassed she clocked this random man#BUT ITS OKAY#Jeff is use to to being called names actually#he’s very prepared for it#IT DOESNT even phase him anymore#he works with greasy pizza course he’d be greasy too#he didn’t even care being called the wrong name#he just enjoyed being noticed at all honestly#been a bit since I’ve last drawn Vanny and Mike#maybe I’ll do a new comic of em soon 💜#this comic was also an excuse to draw Jeff once again#me and ALLL my homies love Jeff 🩵🩵
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thank u canon plant nerd megumi for my life
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#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiguro megumi#yuji itadori#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#itadori yuuji#megumi#yuuji#middle one FOUGHT oh my god#angle/arm position/watering can/expression NONE of it wld go right#took 2 hours to get the lines only to realize upon laying down flats that it was still Completely off#so i took a break to bake an entire cake came back n finally it started cooperating#tbh idk if im still shaking off ytd's weird funk or what but this took ages longer than it should have#but its ok bc florist/botanist/general plant nerd megu is free serotonin 2 me#i could not decide on one apron 2 give him#but then i remembered he is th type 2 take his hobby Very seriously of course he would own multiple#looks at the hydrangeas listen . listen I Know i ws bemoaning having 2 draw so many cursing their name etc etc#but u dont understand he had to be holding one he just had to. he told me so. he held a gun 2 my head and said U Know What To Do#and i said ok ok ok ok#there r only 2 i survived#and i wld do anything fr him as we well know . cuffs his jeans puts leaves in his hair <3#jjk may have given me trust issues depression anxiety etc but it Also gave me flowerboy megu and i think that balances it out :)#edit added the bonus here bc reblogs dont show up in the main tags enjoy itfs gross flirting mwah <3
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I know Gabriel is canonically really popular with Heaven’s residents but there’s bound to be some heavenly loser with pronoun envy
#my art#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#i love angel pronoun lore#he earned those pronouns fair and square and now he gets to wear a he/him pin like the badges on military uniforms#of course he has blue wings and pronouns#also can you fuckin imagine being a virtue??#imagine you live your entire life as a Good Christian(tm) and then u get to heaven and find out not only do u still have to work a 9 to 5#you have to do it in hell#forever#man i’d be salty too#straka's shitposts#sketches
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Happy Thistle Debut Day!
#dungeon meshi#Thistle#Old dungeon meshi fans remember the days when it was ambiguous what gender Thistle was.#Now we know Thistle uses he/him pronouns but in my heart Thistle is still non-binary. Clowngender elf with poor coping skills.#I hope the anime-only watchers know that this is a character to keep an eye on.#Love (in it's many forms) and desire (in it's many forms) is the main course of Dungeon Meshi and THIS silly jester?#My goodness. What a perfect encapsulation of how one can hurt other's so deeply in the name of love.#The actions we take to 'protect' other's is often the route to doing the most harm.#Love is letting go. Sometimes that means control and sometimes that means saying farewell forever to someone.
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#dragon age#dragon age fanart#solas#dread wolf#while drawing this I was thinking that his agents are also kind of wolves but of course only he can be the dread one#and yes he is a shepherd of “wolves” here cause in the end who is to say that his agents were not “sheeps” lol#I finished it for the sake of my bestie
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Clone Force 99 Hijinks 💥
>Sometimes you need a transport to get to safety. Sometimes you are the transport.
Closeups:
This was fun ❤️ XD
#only they could do this#of course crosshair would never stop shooting#the bad batch#tbb#i made it as plausible as possible#crosshair crosses his ankles to stabilize his core so he can shoot straight#tech has no concept of danger#wrecker is just booking it#his shoulders are wide enough#tbb tech#tbb crosshair#tbb wrecker#star wars#fan art#artists on tumblr#2024#where’s hunter? probably knife fighting the pursuers
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Thinking about the fact that, to pull Gale from the stone and get him in the game at all, you have to decide to try to touch an extremely dangerous looking swirling mass of unstable magic. Something that is, objectively, a terrible idea
Like, the options it gives you are to either touch the sigil or leave, and if you leave you just... don't get Gale in the party
You have to take the risk. You have to let your curiosity override your common sense. You have to look at this unstable, possibly dangerous malfunctioning magic sigil and go "...Ok, but what if I poke it?"
In short, to get Gale in your party, you have to do exactly what he would in that situation, and indulge in a moment of reckless curiosity. And I just think that's delightful
#meta#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#i'm positive this has all been said before but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#on a meta-gaming level of course it's just a matter of committing to the bit#the equivalent of that time in an actual dnd game when i said ''idk guys this sounds like a plot hook. we should probably go check it out''#but on a watsonian/character level? objectively not a great choice safety-wise#my husband for instance completely missed gale at first because he went ''...i'm not touching that thing it seems dangerous''#and idk. i just kinda love that for him. perfect introduction. nice little litmus test for if you can handle his chaos lol
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