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[wildcxrds]

The explosion of glitter made Kai perk; as juvenile as the prank was, she still let out a sharp “HA!” As she watched the unsuspecting Clint be covered entirely. “Idiot!”

True to Natasha's promise, Clint tripped the glitter bomb.

And despite his wariness, it caught him completely by surprise.

[stellevatum]

[Inhales]

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor.

@kleinewahines

[carmencxgni]

🔴 - "You actually do not have to concern yourself with family issues if you do not have a family. "

[warriorpax]

As Warrior heard the loud thuds shake the earth he could see the mountain of flab waddling towards him.

" Welcome... "

Dragonmaid Sheou said as it was difficult to move thanks to her own flab.

" Master Beta said you wanted to see me. "

Warrior couldn't help but flinch as he heard the sudden thuds, before turning to see the absolute mountain of a dragoness waddling towards him.

"I-..." The wolf-lycanthrope stood there in awe for a moment. "I-i mean, your master isn't WRONG, I just...I-i never expected to...meet you...much less so...huge..." He would finally respond after a moment.

"I-it's nice to meet you, miss Sheou."

[phantomuheist]

"Hmm... butterflies. Fate. I need to find some butterfly-shaped cookies. I bet they'd taste good." He's muttering to himself.

[itsybitsypeterparker]

@celestialmantdonna <3'd for something fluffy! (actually valentines day related but shhh doesn't matter....)

"I hope you like bugs. I kinda assumed so, since your name...." Peter offered the woman a box of chocolates with a decal of a mantis on the top.

[feistyvampire]

“Huh, maybe it’s a good time to start brainstorming ideas for Valentine’s deals or new ideas to pitch.” He’s just trying to pass some time since the city hasn’t seemed as energetic tonight, although surely he could find some excitement.

[nobully]

@kleinstar:

"Pfft, what abs?"

"Don't you sit at your desk most of the day? Look, check these out—"

And Wang Yi tugs at his robes just enough to reveal the outlines of muscle underneath, drumming them with his knuckles for good measure to show off.

"I've been training for 10 years with these six-packs, hah!"

Ignore the fact that they were currently stuck in some shady-looking facility—obviously this was more important?

[lalaluuz]

"Whoa, Stringbean, what're you doing? Get back here--!"

A floating snake shifter has approached you, sniffing curiously, and her owner is quickly closing in to reclaim her!

[wildcxrds]

“Lead the way.” Kai grunted at Clint, determined to make short work of their mission.

"Thirty minutes," Clint replied. "I know a short cut."

[all-fleshed-out]

"Society cwumbled when Nets-flix canceled Barbie: Life In The Dreamhouse."

[carmencxgni]

🔴 - "Political savvy is suddenly a bad thing??? Please. "

tagged by @dolls-runeterran-dollhouse

Tagging @trifarian @blackrosesmatron @essencefluxed @wayfaringstrangxr @elisethetraveller

Quiz

[warriorpax]

Azalea, now equipped with her Mask of Mystic Arts, is glaring daggers at Warrior.

Slowly turning towards Azalea, knowing damn well he's about to get bitchslapped with some shenanigans. "Uhhhhhhhh, meow?"

[feelnofear]

It’s jarring enough to be thrown into an overcrowded, loud city amidst people who all look equally confused to be here but it’s another to find a bright world filled with…

…

Candy? Seriously?

Dys makes a scrunched up face at the smell of it assaulting his senses. This has to be some kind of weird dream or something, or-- maybe he had a bad batch of blep tea, because this sure as hell can't be right.

Otherwise, what kind of place did he stumble on and where are the rest of his expedition team's members? It'd be worth mapping out something new but without any of the usual equipment he's pretty much only got his skills to help him figure it out.

If only he wasn't lost in these caverns where the sickeningly sweet smell clouds his senses, but he still keeps a keen ear and eye open to avoid anything that sounds like it's just going to be trouble for him in hopes of navigating the way back out again.

[phantomuheist]

"I think about how I never faced the Reaper and it annoys me to no end. Maybe when we form a good strategy. Any volunteers are welcome to die on the battlefield."