#Nuts to that
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valtsv · 10 months ago
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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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lemonbubble · 5 months ago
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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
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idontmindifuforgetme · 1 year ago
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“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps
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magical-girl-rose · 2 months ago
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Forget leading the way for explorers on this jungle expedition, it's better to protect them from themselves
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valetoria · 2 months ago
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ུᩧ JJK TWITTER LINKS P2 !
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৻ꪆ instructions. before clicking, you must be logged into your acc and have twitter open in order for these links to function .
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TOJI FUSHIGURO. ꒱‎
passenger princess. ⋆ putting you to bed with no complaints. ⋆ he’s got that good fucking dick. ⋆ putting you in a mating press. ⋆ giving toji a sloppy bj. ⋆ using you as his fuck toy.
CHOSO KAMO. ꒱‎
he’s such a dumb puppy. ⋆ his favorite gamer girl. ⋆ bottoming out n cumming. ⋆ choso spooning you. ⋆ straddling his lap. ⋆ fucking you on his gaming table. ⋆ how he wakes you up.
NANAMI KENTO. ꒱‎
prettily sucking dick. ⋆ pathetically grinding on his boot. ⋆ nanami with a hidden oral fixation. ⋆ smacking your backside. ⋆ cowgirl ver of ‘you’re just a girl.’ ⋆ riding him in cute lingerie.
GOJO SATORU. ꒱‎
kinky shit with gojo. ⋆ going down on him. ⋆ fucking your holes. ⋆ reversed cowgirl. ⋆ doggy with the bear he got you. ⋆ bouncing on his dick. ⋆ delicious backshots. ⋆ fucking you in a maid costume.
GETO SUGURU. ꒱‎
satisfying ghostface with your tongue. ⋆ messy deepthroat. ⋆ fucking in his car. ⋆ gun kink. ⋆ he’s got you chained up. ⋆ such a squishy ass. ⋆ hitting it on them janky ass seats. ⋆ riding him.
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vamprisms · 1 year ago
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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
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canonkiller · 1 year ago
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but you can't keep holding on like this.
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tetriminas · 1 year ago
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dating Miles Edgeworth headcanons (Miles Edgeworth x fem reader)
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He leaves you for a man
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communist-hatsunemiku · 2 months ago
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mega-gaymer-party · 1 year ago
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girlboyburger · 9 months ago
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alright tumblr, here's your homegrown cowgirl C:{
what do you think of her?
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arkangelo-7 · 13 days ago
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Love the idea of the Batfamily showing a serious, united front whenever they’re working with the Justice League (i.e., obeying Bruce’s orders without question or defaulting to Dick’s authority, following Bruce’s comm protocol, upholding expected field etiquette, coordinating with one another with terrifying efficiency, and generally just not fucking around), but then the minute they get back to the Cave they immediately start to throw hands over who gets to use the PS5.
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myjetpack · 3 months ago
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My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books
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collapsedsquid · 11 days ago
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Political violence is never OK, we must all commit to only accepting non-political violence, against the homeless, foreigners, or subversives.
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