#Nutcracker Special

[romanticfanfare]

Wainter Nartens, is a Christmas guardian (snow) being one of the guardians of the seasons, being winter (it is inspired by the nutcracker)

•curiosity: Wainter Nartens is almost a god, his grandmothers are the Goddess of War and the Goddess of Love, Wainter Nartens' mother is the daughter of the mentioned Goddesses, he has two more uncles and cousins

[dragonkeeper19600]

"I have something for you. Something verrrrry special. You'll take good care of it, won't you?"

You should definitely accept that nutcracker. This certainly isn't a setup or anything. No, sir.

This, obviously, is an image from my Submas Nutcracker AU. Since Emmet plays the role of Dosselmeier in this AU, he has an eyepatch. Don't worry, the story explains how he got it.

[janahanooo]

Part 1.5 ish? I'm not sure but this is the prologue to this mini series. If you have any suggestions, please feel free to comment it!

*that night in Ramshackle's dorm room*

Yuu: uhhh

Nutcracker: my lady, we have no time to spare. I have to get back to my kingdom! Please guide me to the door, with which I can go back.

Yuu: oh my gods... you are- you're alive!

Nutcracker: but of course I am! So if you could use your magic and shrink, then we could go back to our kingdom and save everyone

Yuu: H-hold on! What door? And kingdom? I'm kind of lost here, I-

Malleus: child of man? Is everything alright? *steps in*

Nutcracker: my lady, get behind me! *stands before Yuu*

Yuu: huh?

Nutcracker: you dragon, who keeps the lady in this castle, I shall defeat you so that my lady and I can return to our kingdom!

Malleus:

Malleus: hooh? And how do you plan on defeating me little Knight? And by all means, the child of man is not your lady, but my beloved.

Yuu: okay... we are going a bit side tracked here....

Nutcracker: fight me dragon! So I can free the lady and bring peace to our kingdom!

Yuu: uhm, sorry to disturb this little banter of yours, but I'm probably not the lady who you are searching for...

Nutcracker: please my lady, I know you in every form that you could have. Your soul is pure as the fresh snow and your eyes speak the truth of thousand years that has passed. Please remember-

Rat king: it is very wholesome, that our little, lonely Knight finally found the princess. But that won't save anyone's life.

Yuu: Mal-?! *on a high pitch voice*

Malleus: child of man, do not fret. That is only a mare rat, it can do no harm to us. Maybe to your little friend over there but do not worry about him.

Yuu: .... are you actually jealous of a nutcracker???

Rat king: do no harm!? How dare you look down on me! Shall I show you just how much harm I can do yo you!?

Rat king: You, princess. You shall never see the light of day ever again! I curse you to turn into stone until there is no more life that you can save!

Yuu: huh? *turns into a stone statue and shrinks*

Nutcracker: My lady! No!

Malleus: !!

Malleus: child of man!

Rat king: *maniacal laugh* say goodbye to your sweet little princess! *runs away with Yuu, leaving Malleus and the nutcracker behind*

Nutcracker: my lady, just when I finally found you... fear not! Your loyal Knight shall save you! *runs towards the way where the Rat king disappeared*

Nutcracker: WOAH-! *gets lifted up by Malleus*

Malleus: where is the child of man?! Tell me now!

Nutcracker: ugh-! The lady is-! She's probably at the Rat King's castle-!

Malleus: show me the way, now! *shrinks to match the nutcracker height*

First / Next

And yes by winning the pole Malleus is the love interest, you just have to wait a lil bit.

[skullislandproductions]

Jerry’s first attempt at ballet ends in an embarrassing slip, trip, and roll “fail.” Illustrated here in this layout drawing from “Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale” 2007.

[snapewife-divorce-lawyer]

You a Christmas fan? Or are you on the side of the rebellion

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!! i love christmas. i love santa and the reindeer and the presents and the candy and the tv specials CHRISTMAS!! it’s all so painfully unnecessary and nonsensical. the story tropes are universally bad yet there are so many of them. same with the music. and yet it’s held in such high regard? the way it overrides everything else that is going on and everyone exists in a fantasy world for a little while is crazy. i love it so much. im being so serious. i love when people do dumb and stupid shit for stupid and dumb reasons. it’s cold and food is scarce so humans huddle and sing songs to be happy and somewhere along the way we invented the TOY WIZARD!!!

Christmas was never a religious holiday for me even when I was religious so it doesn’t bug me. The religion and the commercialization make everything stupider and I love that. I love when things get stupid. it kinda sucks that big companies spend the whole season squeezing money out of you, and that churches spend the whole season pretending that they have a monopoly on the concept of human togetherness. but stupid fun for the hell of it winter traditions existed long before capitalism and long before jesus and will exist long after they’re both gone. 

[theoddsideofme]

1983 Vasectomy Kit

Gag Gift (or not)

[tellsfromninjago]

The nutcracker prince screenshot redraw 2

[heart-star]

I drew this after thinking of the parts of Mario & Sonic at winter olimpics where the player can ice skate in pairs.if you get it Catnap & Bobby signed up to perform for a dance on ice for a winter festival like it happens in other specials.

As you see I also added Smitten kitten from gametoons videos because I like putting her as character in a critters cartoon despite she's crazy, yes Catnap at the beginning started doing advances with Bobby just in attempt to make Smitten kitten go away and he would've explain later but at some point he realize how he really enjoyes being with Bobby as a couple.

[stardusteyes]

This is such a weird joke that’s so hyper-specific to me

Also should I read some of Dunsany’s stuff?

I believe the original image is from Reddit

[mrsjadecurtiss]

[romanticfanfare]

Sculpted by solitude, the guardian merges with the snow, protecting ancient secrets

The snow, his cloak; solitude, his kingdom; the guardian, his eternal watchman...Wainter Nartens the forgotten son

[roguemonsterfucker]

I watched a season or so of Inuyasha for the first time a few years ago and I recognized so many voices

And looked it up and there’s a lot of crossover between X-men evolution and Inuyasha. If someone voiced a character in one, odds are they were in at least one episode of the other and could even be a main character.

Example: Inuyasha and Quicksilver are the same voice actor.

[juliavaccina-art]

Elmo, Tango (and the nutcracker)

[domeniudulce]

Not the most seasonal post but I need someone else to see my vision. A Bloodborne pastiche of The Nutcracker.