#my favorite Christmas character is Krampus. and my favorite Christmas story is the original Star Wars Christmas special.

[snapewife-divorce-lawyer]

You a Christmas fan? Or are you on the side of the rebellion

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!! i love christmas. i love santa and the reindeer and the presents and the candy and the tv specials CHRISTMAS!! it’s all so painfully unnecessary and nonsensical. the story tropes are universally bad yet there are so many of them. same with the music. and yet it’s held in such high regard? the way it overrides everything else that is going on and everyone exists in a fantasy world for a little while is crazy. i love it so much. im being so serious. i love when people do dumb and stupid shit for stupid and dumb reasons. it’s cold and food is scarce so humans huddle and sing songs to be happy and somewhere along the way we invented the TOY WIZARD!!!

Christmas was never a religious holiday for me even when I was religious so it doesn’t bug me. The religion and the commercialization make everything stupider and I love that. I love when things get stupid. it kinda sucks that big companies spend the whole season squeezing money out of you, and that churches spend the whole season pretending that they have a monopoly on the concept of human togetherness. but stupid fun for the hell of it winter traditions existed long before capitalism and long before jesus and will exist long after they’re both gone.