#Normally not a fan of these kinds of songs
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𝒪𝓃ℯ ℴ𝒻 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓈

𝑏𝑓!𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡 𝑥 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟!𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟
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y/n discusses with matt about what interaction they could do at her concert, and one thing leads to another..
❀𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠: 𝖲𝖬𝖴𝖳, 𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝗏, 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗌, 𝗉𝖾𝗍 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 (𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭..), 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿 𝗂𝗀?, 𝓃ℴ𝓉 𝓅𝓇ℴℴ𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹, 𝖾𝗇𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗁 𝗂𝗌 𝖭𝖮𝖳 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗎𝖺𝗀𝖾
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Matt and y/n were doing their normal routine; rotting in Matt's bed. They were doing this often because y/n was going to go on tour for her new album spicy. She and Matt were extremely excited for this tour even though she would be gone for a long time, but.. it wasnt until y/n could think of something to see Matt more often on tour...
Y/n stood up from her place in Matt's chest with a smile plastered across her face.
"oh no." Matt said, worrying about what y/n was up to.
"I know that face. What happened?" He asked her.
"I have an idea!" She exclaimed happily before standing up.
Matt sat up and rested his back on the headboard while y/n was standing up at the foot of the bed.
"I was thinking that for tour we could do something." y/n said. Matt looked at her with confusion. She knew Matt could play guitar, he had it displayed in his room. The famous black electric guitar. He'd played many songs with her, around her but never with many more people. y/n continued
"Let me explain! I was thinking we could do a bit."
"A bit?" Matt asked, he wasnt sure what y/n was referring to. Maybe some kind of theatre play or something, he hadn't think of the possibility of him playing guitar with her was even possible.
"You know my song? The one i made with The Weekend?"
"Yes, the hot one we had sex to?" He vividly remembered that night, after she had released it as a single. The song said force me and choke me till I pass out, so he did, technically.
"Matt!" She threw a pillow at him
"But yes, that one. I added it to the setlist so what I wanted to do is you could maybe have a guitar solo toward the end or maybe sing with me?" Y/n knew Matt could sing, especially songs like this, the night when they had sex to this song, he started singing it to her ear which made y/n come faster.
Matt really thought about it. Would the fans go crazy? Abso-fucking-lutely but.. was this a chance to see his girl all dressed up singing on stage with him and playing his guitar.
"Before you say something, when you do the guitar solo I will drop to my knees and kind of dance? i dont fucking know how I will look sexy while doing that shit but yeah, oh and im going to be twerking literally on top of you, so consider it."
“You always look sexy, sweetheart”
Holy fuck. The idea of y/n dancing infront of him and the crowd made him hard. He would probably say yes but he wanted to make her beg.
"i don't know baby, what else would we do?" He asked with a huge smirk growing on his face.
"Please Matt, I know the fans will go fucking insane and it will be so fun, pleasee"
Jesus. The desperate look on y/n's face wasn't helping on hiding the huge bulge in his pants, but he wanted more. He made a frown.
"Pleaseee Matt, I don't care what else we'll do, God, ill let you fuck me the second we get backstage"
Theres that reaction he wanted to hear.
Matt got up from his place in bed and grabbed y/n's waist and pulled her in, giving her a hungry, deep, messy kiss. He grabbed the back of her thighs and put her feet around his waist. She could feel his hard cock against her core. He placed her gently on the bed.
"On your knees" He ordered. Matt grabbed the remote while she positioned herself and started playing One Of The Girls.
Matt started taking y/n's shirt, and pants. He ran a few fingers over her clothed clit. y/n whimpered. "Please matt". He started undoing his pants, took his boxers off revealing his hard length.
"Please what sweetheart?" He asked while grabbing a condom and putting it on.
"Please fuck me" She managed to breathe out.
Matt used two fingers to rip apart her underwear and inserted those fingers inside her.
"Fuck matt" She moaned. She was driving him crazy.
He quickly replaced them with his cock. "Fuck baby you feel so good around me" He moaned.
The room was filled with heavy breathing, the sounds of his skin hitting her ass and y/n's voice singing force me and choke me till i past out.
Matt put his hand on her throat, not applying much force he pulled her neck up to kiss her as he kept thrusting in. Matt started kissing her neck and grabbing her tits.
"Matt im close." She breathed out.
"Faster" She begged for more
"Please." With that, Matt picked up the pace and they both quickly came all over eachother.
Matt pulled out and laid back down on the bed.
"Holy shit." y/n said, still sensitive from her intense orgasm.
Safe to say Matt liked her idea
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a/n: YALL the fucking app i use for my fonts just updated and took away the fonts i always use 💀🔫 like WTF but anyway, long time no see sorry for my chris girls bc i havent fed yall in a long tine but i think something chris related coming soon! ty soo so much for reading i love you all
#matt sturniolo#chris sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#nick sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#matt sturniolo smut#nicolas sturniolo#sturniolo fanfic#matt sturniolo enemies to lovers#omg#matt sturniolo smutt#chris sturniolo smut#sturniolo triplets smut#sturniolo smut#smut#one of the girls#matt x singer reader#guitar matt#tour#sturniolo triplets tour#sturniolos#matt sturniolo x reader#matthew sturniolo#chris sturniolo x reader#sturniolo#sturniolo x reader#nick#dad chris sturniolo#twitch matt#dad matt
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gerard way transed my gender
this is essentially just one big ramble about how music as a whole shapes how i experience myself and the world (but with a focus on mcr and gerard)
Addressing the "title", I guess he simultaneously did, and did not, and did the opposite of such. I was well aware of my gender identity before I became an MCR fan (in fact, I discovered them because of hearing "Mama" in the background of trans TikToks), but I've found that, despite this, their music shapes how I view my identity.
Music holds something extremely unique; it has the power to convey things auditorily, through sounds, through volume, through pitch, through tone. They can be things you simply can't put into words that become something you feel on such a deep level and connect with so strongly.
Music has better helped me understand my gender by giving me another sense to describe it with. While I love and relate to MCR as a whole, there are certain sounds, certain songs, that describe my identity in a way that no words or writing could ever explain. They paint a beautiful picture that nothing else could.
When I hear music, I feel things within myself. I see art and colours and shapes in my mind. There is something so intrinsically human about music. I don't study music theory, or label what genres I like, because I feel like music can't be broken down and categorised, and that so directly translates to the wild mess that is gender. You can't use something tangible to describe something that is not, but two things that you have no way to explain? Those can correlate and explain each other so beautifully.
There's also something about the way that musicians manage to capture something visual with their music. I think a lot of people would understand when I say that Danger Days sounds like pop art, that Hesitant Alien sounds like chromatic aberration, that The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars takes me back to an era in which I wasn't even close to existing, that songs off The Normal Album like "2econd 2ight 2eer" sound like spirographs and kaleidoscopes, that "Joyriding" sounds exactly how the numbness of my depressive episodes feel.
Music is essentially a xenogender to me, but with something auditory that my brain then turns into something visual.
As I'm writing this, I'm realising this sounds like I have synaesthesia, but I'm not diagnosed so I can't really speak on that. I'm not diagnosed with anything, actually. Maybe I should be. Who knows. My psychologist kinda sucks. Anyway.
So obviously, there's the music itself. But there's also the people behind it.
There's something that so indescribably describes my experience of gender through aesthetics and presentation. There is something I can connect with on such a deep level when I see Will Wood, Bowie, members of MCR or Queen. In layman's terms it's gender envy, but if you ponder on it, it's something so much deeper. What makes me look at an ensemble, a colour scheme, a single accessory, or even a person, that makes me feel like I'm looking into myself and seeing who I want to be?
And then, there's how their ability to express themselves impacts your understanding of yourself. Here's where the focus on Gerard starts.
I'm simply queer, but to explain myself better I say I'm nonbinary and transmasc. Note how I don't align with binary gender, in a world that mandates it. I was very feminine when I was younger, and when I accepted that I was trans I was so desperate to feel more masculine that I denied everything feminine about myself. Now, I'm kind of just letting myself exist. And it all started with Gerard.
Picture this. It's 2023, and over the past year you've been getting into a band. You've enjoyed the music, but never really ventured into the fandom or learning more about the people behind the music. When you do, you not only discover that the band you thought was broken up is not only back together, but that they performed in your city just a few months before. So, you look up photos and videos of the concert.
That band is My Chemical Romance, and at that concert their frontman was in a skirt and heels. This intrigues you, so you look into the band more.
The Secretary. Cheerard. Party Poison. Hell, even Catgirl Gerard.
That was me, what feels like insanely long ago. I fell in love with the band fully, not just for their music and their messaging, but for the people---the members and the fans. I stumbled upon a group of people rejecting society and being themselves. And I learnt that, fuck presentation, I'm still me.
Seeing MCR as Killjoys, seeing Gerard during the reunion tour... it all had such an impact on me. I can wear skirts and makeup and things that make me feel feminine---the antithesis of what I am in so many ways---and still feel like I'm being true to myself. Music is what unlocked those doors for me.
When I heard Hesitant Alien for the first time, I saw myself in it in a way I hadn't seen myself in music since I discovered Bowie. There was something so dreamy, so hallucinogenic, so out of this world, that described me so perfectly. That I could hear the music, see the visuals, look inside myself, and go, "yeah, that's me".
MCR has helped me embrace more than just femininity, though. I hated having curly hair, but Ray showed me I could love it. I was raised to be against unnatural altering of one's appearance, but Frank's piercings and tattoos showed me what an art form it can be. The "gender" of clothing was so tied to my ability to see myself as masculine, until Gerard showed me I could just be myself and have fun with my appearance, and that I didn't need labels or to restrict myself. I felt like femininity and masculinity could never coexist, until I saw Mikey rocking a balance of the two.
Music is so intrinsically human, describing us in ways that words never could. And I think that's beautiful.
#el loves music#el rambles#el rants#mcr#my chemical romance#nonbinary#transgender#ftm#trans#queer#lgbtq#music#spotify#gerard way#ray toro#mikey way#my chem#michael romance#frank iero#cheerard#hesitant alien#danger days#tbp#ibymbybmyl#tcfsr#save for later#frnkiero#lola hesitant alien#secretary gerard
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Kelsea Ballerini - IF YOU GO DOWN (I'M GOIN' DOWN TOO)
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#youtube#muse: mary woodhull#Anna & Mary#Kelsea Ballerini#Normally not a fan of these kinds of songs#but dangit THIS is the kind of insane over-the-top type of friendship Mary and Anna should have had#instead of bickering over a dork like Abe....#-sighs forever-
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HEY HELLO THAT NEW LIVING TOMBSTONE FNAF SONG FROM WILLIAM’S POV????!?!? IT’S SO GOOD??!! thank you for the meal TLT 💖💖💖
#doctorsiren#not art#siren speaks#the living tombstone#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#HAVE YOU HEARD IT??#THE LYRICS ARE SO SO GOOD AND SPECIFIC AND IS MY KIND OF FAN SONG#it scratches an itch in my brain#I’m so incredibly normal about music#:))
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TORE MY TEETH OUT BROKE MY JAW
#caligosto loboto#dr loboto#blood cw#religious imagery cw#nightmaretheater#<-id put this in my sketch tag normally but No. Nahhhhhhhhh#this song is infesting my mind you dont get it#sorry guys couldnt figure out a way to refference berenice in this one /nsrs#this song.. Ouhh… im so CRUSHED BY FALLING MASONRY#i was feeling a bit inspired#you know by who#and if you dont…#GET OUTTT!!!!!!!!! /j#kind of rough but like. I wanted it that way#its a certain arsthetic idk how to describe it. like a print#sorry poor psychonauts fans who werent ready to see Crucifiction Imagery#(SOMEONE has connected the imagery in my head)#((….thank you))
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I Just read a fic from 2015ish set in post splat1/pre splat2 and it made my gears turn for my own ocs and headcanons.
I also was listening to See You Again with alternate intro and it just gives such big march vibes so i give you this:
After splatoon 1/2 when octolings started defecting en masse and fleeing to Inkopolis a sort of pride was created to celebrate and make so octolings become accepted into society.
In time as it becomes more and more common it just becomes a pride parade in celebration of all the different species that live in the city.
#adding more stuff here because I don't want to be annoying#I came up with this idea because I love the idea of the song being used at pride parades (even if I've never been to one) but like#due to the VAST amount of lgbt players and in turn ocs/characters it just feels silly for an lgbt pride to take place in a world where#being queer is the norm#BUT#one thing that is not “normal”/are considered minorities are non inkling species#ESPECIALLY octolings (in inkopolis at least- I'm playing the story modes and I've found out that the war never affected splatsville(?) so#we're just gonna ignore that for now)#I imagine that canon wise the transition from octolings are enemies to octolings are now an established part of squid society was not#too smooth so marches and pride and octo activism??? seems cool#Second part of the headcanon is in the song itself: the alt intro sample comes from a military rhytm excercise (idk america thing I think#and I'm not too familiar)#and I like to think that for octos in training they used these kinds of rhythm based songs to teach marching n stuff?#I like to think they took inspo from it and created music by sampling these marching songs and now sing with pride these tunes except this#time they sing for peace and not war.#I was thinking about another headcanon linked to the general octoling pride thing but I forgot it while writing the tags fml#I'll update later ig#splatoon#inkopolis#octolings#splatoon headcanon#OH YEAH I REMEMBER#I saw someone mentioning that it would be cool if the next game was more based on salmonids so#even if I'm a big fan of salmon run myself and I cannot see how they would achieve keeping it in the game while also making salmons a#peaceful species#it's fun to think that in future the octo/species pride will also include salmonids#perhaps this inclusion would be initiated by a grown up smallfry :)
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nothing but thieves will always be My band by virtue of nobody else i know ever listening to them except through me. that's My band. My everything. anyway who wants to listen to me be soooo frowny face over their new album
#valentine notes#experiencing the 'fan of the older music' paradigm#the new stuff is good!! but it's not what i want or expect From Them y'know#dead club city might've been able to get me into them if i started listening to them now#but broken machine and their self titled album are both burned onto my heart#so instead i lay my head on my arms and go 'whyyyyyy is there so much synth :(((((('#again! good music!!! it's the kind of music that i like!!!!!#but i miss the guitars :((((#pop the balloon is the closest to what they usually do i think. makes me miss it even more#current favorites off the album are keeping you around and green eyes :: siena#anyway i'm hoping that this is just a little diversion for the concept album!! the video game song that they made recently or whatever#sounds normal for them. so probably not a permanent change for their sound.#but i didn't like moral panic that much either to be honest with you :\ not super hyped about the shift toward electronica/pop#is their music electronica OR pop now? absolutely not. but you know haha#anyway. wuv u nbt. dead club city will be my summer album#and in the meantime i'm getting cds of broken machine and nothing but thieves for my car
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. Vent??m
#The fact that honobono actually got a song had me sick to my stomach when I found out today.#LIKE GENUINELY#I FELT SICK#people liking her will always be beyond me and that is exactly what I am seeing in the hpmi tag rn#This is not in any way about the song#I haven't heard it#Just.#Needed to vent a lil I guess#Yes my feelings on hifumi/hypmic are normal#The dram a track news also has me scareeddd likeee#It feels like it just gets worse and wanting to catch up on hypmic stresses me out lately#I will just continue to catch up on the manga and try to. Idk. The way I have been feeling about hpmi is weird#It's weird to be such a huge fan of smth and it making you happy and then you. Kind of fall out of the loop of things and you feel forced t#Catch up and all the news you get are upsetting? My anxiety makes it so hard to just consume media without stressing over it god
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Song Tag & 10 Songs on your playlist right now!!
@pose4photoml tagged me and it's been awhile since I've done this so thanks for tagging me
Rules: 🎶✨when u get this u have to put 10 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask/tag some of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶
Rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs, and then tag some people. no skipping!
So I don't really have a specific playlist I've been listening to lately because I've just been listening to one song on repeat so I'm just doing my liked songs on Spotify which could mean literally anything pops up.
1- Around The Clock - The Rocket Summer
2- LOST BOY - Troye Sivan
3- Slow Motion - "About Youth" Ending Song
4- Uh Huh - Forever The Sickest Kids
5- Rainbow - Kacey Musgraves
6- Zi-Zi's Journey - Lindsey Sterling
7- Same Old Same Old - The Civil Wars
8- Flesh and Bone - The Killers
9- Brave Shine - Aimer
10- Kiss You Slow - Andy Grammer
Not tagging anyone, but if you want to do it, consider yourself tagged!
#tag game#rae irl#kind of#for anyone wondering the one song that i've been listening to on repeat for about a week#is maniac by stray kids#kpop is not normally my genre but i started listening to stray kids this week and honestly they're amazing#really got me through whatever the hell this week is#also a big fan of god's menu thunderous battleground and the sound#i'm slowly working my way through their discography but i keep going back to maniac#anyway i stand by all the rest of these songs too#solid list#kind of makes me want to listen to lindsey sterling again#been awhile
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im so normal about this i promise
Bits and Pieces (Part 2)
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#oh wowza /pos#screaming crying descending into hell dying beibg revived only to die once more and be revived again in some twisted game getting my soul t#taken from me and tormented only to be unceremoniously put back into me becoming a husk of a man merely a shell of whom i was before like a#limp rag on the railing of a porch on a muggy summer day sprawled across the surface lamely#sorry im normal now#love ur art and aus btw they are amazing and epic and awesome#keep up the absolutely bangin work mate#sparkle on its (monday) dont forget to be yourself#also if you (assuming you are the op and artist of this post) are uncomfortable with these tags#lmk and ill remove them! they are all lighthearted and positive but i can understand if u dislike that kind of response :DD#ok bye chat good night i pulled an all nighter and was deleteriously giggling to myself about fnaf i love fnaf i enjoy these aus greatly#i was just giggling and kicking my feet and flapping my hands and going ITS THE GUYS!!! ITS THE FNAF GUYS!!!!!!! THEYRE TOGETHER AND SILLY!#and i was having a bangin time it was great#bro the tumblr tag system is so so silly i can just ramble its so enjoyabalr#i was scrolling through like every post in the fnaf au megadoc and lookin at it with joy in my heart and happiness in my eyes#guys im so so normal about fnaf and fan aus and art and oh my gods#just earlier tonight i was having heart palpitations about an atsv animatic with a miracle musical song I LOVE MIRACLE MUSICAL AND SPIDERVE#SPIDERVERSE OH MY HODS so. so. normal. about things.#ninh(re)blogging
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#kpop rambling feel free to ignore#the thing about stray kids and ateez getting even more massively popular is that i am genuinely so happy for them?#like when i sort of half-watched that kingdom season years ago both groups struck me as just#incredibly talented and hard-working but also as just great guys? like making the whole show into more of a#lovefest (kinda) that a competition seems to have come from them being friendly and kind and refusing to be#bitchy and backstabby just to 'mske television' or whatever - so it came off more like the olympics lol#where people just want to do their very best and encourage their fellow participants to do *their* best etc etc#and i do love quite a few ateez songs - if not as much of their most recent stuff and admire stray kids style and ethos#even if most of their song catalog just doesn't click for me - bc that's cool! not everything is *for me*#i can recognize skill and talent and hard work even when something doesn't conform exactly to my personal vibe#(and also beauty is beauty like come on both groups are SO visually stunning they deserve every contract/close-up/photoshoot)#even though i mostly post about bts because i LOVE their music including the solo releases i still reblog skz and ateez#because they are amazing and i am thrilled that they're getting all the attention and success they deserve#(although maybe getting a little overworked like my gods i know you gotta capitalize on the moment#i do understand but let these men catch a *breath* you know - we've seen what happens when groups get exhausted and scheduled to death)#i just feel weird sometimes as a not official fan of the music always but more the groups as ... people? performers? idk#i just like them and think they're neat lol#and i keep wanting to say something about it but i think it'd be weird to leave the sentiment in like tags on someone's gifset or something#it's not like i don't think plenty of other groups are gorgeous and hardworking as well (lyon for life! ha)#i just keep vaguely paying attention to charts bc of bts solo stuff and seeing people like making an either/or proposition#out of who you like and i'm just happy they are all successful and getting their due?#like these guys are normalizing publicly being friends across companies and fandoms as well as#having boundaries and manners and calling out industry bullshit - i couldn't be more proud of them for that#and for sort of taking up where bts had to leave off bc of ms in pushing the industry forward#like 4th gen is doing the WORK and while building off the foundations laid beforehand they're also#remaining down to earth and not ... untouchable? for the fans? and just generally presenting a 'regular guys' type image#which ... i guess i'm old and remember when a group of twentysomething guys meant public wastedness and clubbing and#horrible sexist girlfriend situationships and gossip columns and seemingly competing to appear like the most 'gangsta'#so like legos and fashion design and amateur asmr etc are reassuring pastimes lol#like not implying they don't drink or scuffle or get up to things but just the sense of being dedicated professionals is VERY clear
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proposing what I'm going to call Gaylor's Razor, which is: never explain normal shit as being part of a secret message that can only be decoded by over-analysis.
"These Taylor Swift lyrics are actually coded messages saying that she's a lesbian and is forced to stay in the closet! Any lyrics that are clearly about being attracted to a man are just to throw us off the scent!" Sometimes people, like Taylor Swift, are straight and write about being straight, because they are straight.
"The fourth series of Sherlock was deliberately bad because it was actually a coded message to us fans that there is a secret fourth episode that will make Johnlock canon and will actually be good!" Sometimes writers (even experienced writers who are normally good at their jobs) will write something that's not good, because no one is perfect. They're not going to waste everyone's time and money and energy creating something terrible on purpose as part of a grand master plan.
"Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir, the Canadian Olympic ice dancers, are secretly married (with kids)! Their public relationships with people who are not each other and them repeatedly saying 'we dated as kids and now we're just friends' are just to hide the truth! Which they need to hide for some reason! Their relationship is obvious just from their physical chemistry when competing! JUST LOOK AT THIS TWO SECOND CLIP OF HIM BLINKING AT HER!" It seems counterproductive to put all that thought into hiding a relationship that doesn't need to be hidden but then also telegraph that same relationship in front of millions of people through planned choreography.
"But BB, what about times that people really are speaking in code or hiding something due to outside influences?"
If it requires huge leaps in logic, like adding all the letters in a sentence together and dividing by seventeen and that number matches the binary sequence for the color yellow so YELLOW MUST BE SIGNIFICANT, it's not a secret code.
If it requires focusing on teeny tiny details but discards huge ones, like analyzing someone's micro-expressions but handwaving away what the person is actually saying out loud with their mouth, or focusing on one specific line instead of the entire scene or song or whatever, it's not a secret code.
If both supporting and contradictory evidence are used to come to the same conclusion (ex: when Taylor says something that I interpret as gay, that means she's gay, and when she says something that I interpret as straight, that still means she's gay and just hiding it), it's not a secret code.
Trying to apply fandom meta analysis techniques to real life is a really good way of fall into conspiratorial thinking that can be easily exploited. You can totally try to predict what's going to happen in a story or choose to interpret a scene in a specific way; you can't do that in real life with real people. That way lies the kind of nonsense that leads to shit like "this image of pizza on a children's toy is actually subliminal messaging by The Cabal™ that proves that Pizzagate is real."
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pro-valorant player!kinich loves it when you cook him a meal when he's in the midst of practicing for an upcoming tournament. always, he'll kiss you right after you set his plate on the table beside his computer setup. oh, he won't forget to say 'thank you', 'i love you', and a praise or compliment.
pro-valorant player!kinich who likes having you sit on his lap when he plays casually, at times that he's not streaming valorant gameplays just because, he's more than glad to have you giggling on his lap trying to understand whatever is going on in his screen. sure enough you know he's the best player with the straight victories and mvps.
(oh and when he sees the bloody red 'defeat', he instantly hides his face on some part of your body—your neck, chest, back, shoulder, arm—or you'd catch his lowering head with your hands, cupping his face and kissing him. "they suck, babe.")
pro-valorant player!kinich who desperately wants to have you beside him on stage when he's declared to be the most valuable player in the competition. but, of course, kinich respects your preference to not have your name and face out there in public where who knows what fans are capable of scheming?
his eyes would always wander in the crowd as he delivers his speech, his gaze would linger a little longer when he finds you smiling at him with a big banner. his cheeks would flush with the known amount of "go kinich" and "kinich my duelist" banners inside your room. (talk about being his number one fan, no one can do it like you.)
pro-valorant player!kinich who always gets asked about his dating life, oh how badly does he want to just spill it right then and there that he's madly in love with his number one fan. you, of course, who would it be?
"my dating life is personal and private. whether i have a partner or not is none of the internet's business, i will share to the world when i want to."
(oh he definitely wants to.)
pro-valorant player!kinich who gets to roam around the tournament host country's tourist spots with you. he may not look like the type of boyfriend to screencapture each frame per second, but the candid photos of you in his phone argue to believe otherwise.
and it's those (selected) photos that pique his fans' curiosity—who is that hand in his vct champions 2024 in japan post? or those extra snacks because kinich doesn't enjoy those kinds of delicacies on a normal day?
or to who does he dedicate the songs in his instagram stories to? seems like those places in his highlights weren't just a scenery to kinich when the songs are all romantic, is this a glimpse of what it's like to be loved by kinich?
#kval — spike rush.#genshin impact#genshin x reader#genshin x you#genshin impact drabbles#genshin impact imagines#genshin impact kinich#kinich#kinich x reader#kinich drabbles#kinich x you#kinich imagines
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(video of the killers talking about how the uk broke mr brightside)
Sorry but the only reason this song is so big as it is is that it broke in the UK first which the band fully admits to. I think the debate is kind of null in some ways because it is such a big song, but I find it very interesting that americans love to nick basically everything from us (lets use one of your biggest shows, the office. It was british first) but as soon as british people say 'hey, we love this song have had it in our charts for 20 years. we're going to adopt it because it means a lot to us' americans lose their fucking minds.
"I heard a crowd singing 'Don't look back in anger' [by UK band Oasis] and it just shook me. I think this song is a response to that in some way. It's connected [to the UK] whether you like it or not."

thinking that mr. brightside, a usamerican song by a usamerican band which is one of the most popular songs of the last 30 years, is something that is only popular among brits is funny enough on its own but to say sweet caroline, a song by usamerican icon neil diamond about *caroline kennedy* which is a mainstay of boston sports specifically and usamerican events across the country generally, is also a song only brits know is just hysterical you’ll have to drag me off the internet by my fucking toenails i love it here
#sorry to fan the flames hon but christ.#the replies on this post were insane!#'british are colonisers so let them colonise the music' like AMERICANS DIDN'T STEAL THEIR COUNTRY? the hypocrisy#normally i stay out of this kind of thing but the willfull ignorance is insane#it's not even about 'who likes this song more' it's literally like sorry you stole all of our shit but we're gonna have this one song#and suddenly it's an american song for american people?#people who can't be bothered to learn anything about the uk#also this is irrelevant but it kind of makes me think of that famous interview with the beatles#'your haircuts aren't very american!' 'that's cos we're not american'#sucks i guess but you guys do it too x#also the original tweet wasn't even that bad#she was literally just saying 'i wonder if that band knows we like their song still' and even the second part was just 'do americans do thi
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last night's mascara
12 Days of Christmas: Day 11, January 4th, 2025
Dreamcatcher’s Lee Gahyun x Male Reader
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Christmas Masterlist

What a boring ass party.
It’s the thought that has been lingering inside your head for the last two hours. The decorations? Daft. The song choice? Lame. The conversations? Rote. So, there you are, one hand on your phone, the other fiddling with your fingers restlessly. Should’ve bought Balatro when it was on sale.
You scroll your Twitter feed aimlessly, pressing likes on the fan sites’ pictures of your favorite groups—fromis_9, Red Velvet, (G)I-DLE. It’s the only way to escape this party without raising much suspicion.
Well, not until Gahyun notices you standing in the corner of your eyes.
“Not enjoying it?”
You almost drop your phone on the ground, good thing you can balance it with your hands.
“Shit, y–yeah,” you reply.
Gahyun giggles softly, covering her mouth with the glass of champagne in her hand. She’s in her red and white Christmas dress, one that shows off a lot—her shoulders, her legs, her ample cleavage. Fuck, she looks so tantalizing.
“So,” she says. She’s pulling you into a conversation. Abort. Abort. Abort!
“How was your day?” she asks, “Wait, oh my god, that was a terrible question. I’m sorry if it’s too plain for you.”
It’s over for you.
“No, no, it was–great. I’m fine,” you reply. “How are you?”
Gahyun chuckles. “A bit drunk, but still standing!” she says with a bright smile, twisting her foot coyly. God, she looks gorgeous.
You only shoot a smile back at her. You don’t know what more to say. It’s difficult for you to continue the conversation like this. You can’t do this.
“Hey,” she continues. You’re finished. “I can keep you company here if you want.”
She’s kind, but you’ll have to say no. You aren’t good enough to hold her right here. You don’t have anything to talk about!
“Ah, I–I appreciate that, but I don’t think you’d enjoy my company,” you decline, taking a sip of the champagne in your hand.
She giggles, and you fall victim to your own self-deprecation once again. You just can’t stop pushing people out, can you?
Fuck.
“Don’t be so harsh on yourself, come on!” she encourages. You’re taken aback by her enthusiasm to be with you. Is she really enjoying your company? Is it a dare? Is she just toying with you for her own entertainment?
“O–Okay, Gahyun,” you stammer.
The conversation begins at the expense of your solitude. It’s seemingly unending. You’re involuntarily dragged into an exchange with the talkative Lee Gahyun. However, you’re slowly dragged into her charismatic presence. You’re somehow not stuttering anymore? Goodness gracious! She’s a good talker. She’s a good listener. She’s genuinely comforting to be around.
“So–speaking of music, have you been listening to anyone recently? Well, outside of k-pop, it’ll be too boring,” Gahyun asks.
You contemplate a bit before you answer, “Well, I’ve been listening to Gracie Abrams a lot lately. Do you know her?”
“Gracie Abrams–hmm–is she the one who opened for Taylor Swift?”
“Yeah!” you happily answer. She’s really full of knowledge. “I started listening to her a few years ago. Quality can be choppy sometimes, but I still like her a lot.”
“I’m sure she’s great,” she says with a giggle. “That’s why you’re drawn to her.”
You can only chuckle at her warm words. God, she really knows how to reel you in.
“What about you? Who have you been listening to?” you ask her the same question back. Normally, you’d be beating yourself up for not changing the question, but with Gahyun, it feels like you don’t have to worry about anything.
Gahyun laughs, cutely covering her mouth while doing so. “Well, mostly Billie Eilish, her new album. Have you heard it yet?”
“Oh, yeah! I love Birds of a Feather a lot. Wait, let me guess yours–uh–” you pause, trying to guess her favorite from the album.
Gahyun adoringly smiles, waiting for your guess. Maybe it’s the alcohol. Maybe it’s the light, but, fuck, are you having a crush on her?
“Chihiro?”
“Aww~ that’s close! It’s actually my second favorite,” Gahyun says, pouting cutely. You can only awkwardly giggle along to cover the embarrassment from the mistake.
“I actually love Lunch the most, to be honest,” she says. “Makes me click my heels, you know?”
“Oh, yeah. I mean–I also like Lunch, but–uh–it’s just not as sad as Birds of a Feather.”
“Oh. Oh! Well, that’s definitely interesting!” Gahyun says. “So, you like sad songs? Do you like–uh–have any to recommend to me?”
You give her a few songs. She nods in acknowledgement. The exchange continues into the night. It flows so lively that you get lost in her charm, over and over again. You find out about her dog at home—Bae. You find out that she loves pineapples on pizzas. You find out that her favorite TV show is Goblin (yes, that Goblin).
As it goes on, you can’t help but steal glances at her body, even if you know how inappropriate that is. You’ll use the opportunity when she looks away to take in the view of her ample cleavage or her meaty thighs. She looks so good, so deli–
“Hey,” she derails your train of thoughts. “Did you just–stare at my tits?”
Your eyes widen in shock. You didn’t realize that you’ve been looking at her for a little too long. Your hands tremble in fear of getting called out. You should say sorry, now!
“F–Fuck, I–I’m so s–sorry, Gah–”
“Zip it,” she cuts you off, putting her index finger on your lips. “I don’t want excuses.”
Tears start to form in your eyes. You’re being mentally cornered by Lee Gahyun, the company darling. God, you’re beyond fucked. Your whole life is being undone because of a slip. Fuck.
Then, she whispers into your ear.
“Meet me at the women’s bathroom in five minutes.”
You nod with your eyes closed slowly, before she departs from you, giving you the view of her hips swaying before disappearing into the crowd.
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The women’s bathroom smells of air purifier, it’s taken care of well. It’s brightly lit. You find Gahyun standing in the middle of the room—arms crossed, tapping her foot. She’s waiting for you.
“Come here, lock the door,” she orders, gesturing you to her. Her voice is much, much more stern than in the ballroom, but there’s also–something else. Is she mad at you, or is it something else?
The door clicks shut, leaving the bathroom only for you two. You slowly walk towards Gahyun, who’s looking at you expectantly.
The air thickens with anticipation. The silence is heavy. You’re stuck in the bathroom with Lee Gahyun. She doesn’t seem too pleased with your presence here, but why would she be calling you here, then?
“So,” she starts. You close your eyes shut in fear. “Anything to say before we start?”
You shake your head vigorously, hoping that the admission would lessen the punishment directed at you.
You hear a wicked laugh, as she starts to circle around you. Your body trembles in fear. Fuck, what is she going to do with you. Is she going to beat you up? Is she going to berate you?
“Are you sure that you’ve locked the door?” she asks from behind you. You can feel her breath on your neck. It’s terrifying.
“Y–Yes, Gahyun,” you stammer out.
“Good. Now, take off your pants,” she orders sternly. Wait, this isn’t going where you’ve expected.
“Wait, do you want me to–”
“Take off your pants, yes,” she finishes your sentence without any hesitation. Determination shines in her eyes.
“O–Okay?” you utter, before reluctantly unbuckling your belt. It’s so hard to come off when your hands are literally shaking like this. Your breathing becomes erratic with each second that passes by.
“Faster,” she sternly commands into your ear. Her warm breath touches your skin, eliciting goosebumps everywhere. Your hands quickly take off your trousers as she orders, leaving your lower body in your boxers. The outline of your erection becomes visible under them.
“Good,” she says, the warmth of your hand emanating into your firm ass. “Now, if you’d show me what you’ve been hiding under this–garment.
You immediately comply with her order, sliding down your tight boxers in a hasty motion. Your hard cock springs free from its confinement. It twitches in the anticipation of what’s to come. Gahyun presses into your body from the back, making your ass touch her warm crotch. Her perfume pervades your nostrils, making your legs wobble like jelly.
“Hmm, excited, aren’t we?” she coos. Her right hand reaches from the back to tease you. She leaves just a little space between her hand and your cock. You wish you could just grab her hand and make her touch your hardness right now, but that’s not how you play this game. You can only wonder how Gahyun can hide this side for so long—the side that dominates the shit out of you.
“Do you want me to touch it? Say it.” Her hot breath brushes against your ear, teasing you, pushing you towards the limit.
“Y–Yes, I want you to touch it, Gahyun,” you utter, mind going all haywire from the sheer intensity of her body warmth against your back.
You hear Gahyun giggle mischievously from the back, before her hand latches onto your cock firmly, making you groan in sheer ecstasy.
Slowly, she begins her dirty display on your cock. She lazily drags her hand up along your length, eliciting a shudder from you. When she’s at the top, she makes sure to take a swipe on the tip to make you moan. Your brain is now filled with nothing but her otherworldly handjob she’s giving. She feels so good.
You moan and whimper in her tight restraint, naked from below the waist. Her hands are slowly jerking you off with an unmatched mastery. Her smell is intense—her perfume, and something that’s explicitly her.
She slowly finds her rhythm, knowing when to pump, knowing when to swipe. She goes faster, eliciting guttural groans and whimpers out of you.
Your cock is being fondled by the company darling, and that thought alone sends you into rapture. She’s the same woman you see every day. She’s the same woman you’ve talked to. She’s the same woman who everyone loves. Now, she’s jerking you off in the women’s bathroom, making you moan and whimper.
Maybe it’s the sheer intensity of the situation, you can feel your loins tightening. Your body becomes rigid. Your breathing becomes erratic. You’re going to cum in Lee Gahyun’s hand!
“You know, I’ve been told a lot that I have nice lips,” she says. Her hands remain a little too eager to finish you off. It’s becoming too irresistible to cum right now. You can feel the tension rising within your loins. You do want more than her hand, indeed. That pair of lips are a little too tantalizing for you to not be on your cock—so plump, so pouty.
“F–Fuck, Gahyun, I–I’m gonna cum,” you utter. Time is running low, and you have to make her stop before you blow a load all over the bathroom floor and get short-circuited for the rest of the night.
Gahyun lets out another wicked giggle. “Say please, then.” She’s not going to stop so easily, not before you profusely beg her to.
“Nghhn~ p–please, Gahyun,” you plead, voice already shaking in the intense sensation.
“Again, and I’ll lift my hand off,” she teases, jerking you off even faster. Your mind is all hazy from the sheer pleasure you’re getting from her hand. Your blinking becomes rapid. Your vision becomes blurry.
“Nghh~ please, G–Gahyun.”
Gahyun suddenly removes her hand from your cock, leaving it twitching in the air. You sigh, as the tension slowly drops back to normal. You’re happy not to cum before you get to take on her mouth.
“Close one,” she says, letting go of you from her warm embrace. You feel like you can fully breathe for the first time in years. She was suffocating, but you won’t deny the pleasure she gave you, of course.
Gahyun slowly walks back to your front, putting the highlight of her next act for you to see—her lips, those dick-sucking lips. You and the guys have talked about this behind her back (well, behind everyone’s back) about how good her lips would feel on your cocks, head bobbing up and down in a hypnotic motion, bringing intense pleasure to whoever gets their dick sucked.
Now, it’s your turn.
Gahyun kneels, not without seductively swaying her wide hips as she goes down. Your cock twitches at the sight violently, so ready to be taken into her mouth.
“Say please, just like when I jerked you off,” she commands. She seems to know when to raise her voice and when to not.
“Please, Gahyun,” you utter, your voice all dry from the moaning and the internally burning desire.
The first contact is nothing short of divine. Gahyun starts slow. She starts by taking in just the mushroom tip into her mouth. She feels so warm, so tight, so right. Gahyun gives the underside of your cock a playful lick, making your body jolt in response.
She then begins her show, pushing herself further on your cock. It’s a lewd sight, really—the direct eye contact, the sound she’s making (it’s kind of a low, satisfied hum), the way she fondles your balls with her fingers. Pleasure just shoots through your body like a bullet. Without any restraints, you could just cum into her mouth right here and now. She pushes further and further, making you groan in pure bliss, until she starts to gag.
“Y–You don’t have to take it all, G–Gahyun.”
She says nothing, instead diving deeper onto your cock, all while using her tongue to play with the underside of your length. No woman has ever given you a blowjob as good as this—the deliberate movement, the will to gag, the pouty lips. Gahyun really has it all.
She keeps the eye contact intact, a reminder of her control. The gagging sounds she’s making don’t hinder her dominance by a little bit. She lets you know who’s in control here. It’s her and only her.
She finally pushes herself up to the hilt of your cock. She gags. She chokes. She sputters. Globs of spit leaks out of her mouth. Your head falls backwards from the pleasure. Her eyes are barely opening from the sheer size of your cock. You love this. You love the sounds she’s making. You love how she dominates the shit out of you. You love that she’s willing to suck you off like this (even if she’s the one in full control).
She stays there, gagging, choking, sputtering on your cock. She’s taking in the pungent scent of you, judging by the way she takes a deep breath through her nose. Her lips look so good on your cock like this. The base of your length becomes saturated by her red lipstick and spit. Streaks of black mascara run down her cheeks. You’re revelling in it. You’re revelling in the sight.
“G–God, G–Gahyun,” you utter.
With that, she slowly pulls back from your cock, leaving a trail of her rosy lipstick on it. Her eyes are fluttering violently with the thickness and length of you. She can barely breathe, and you’re loving it.
Instinctively, your right hand goes to the back of her head, tugging her hair to pull her out of the predicament called your cock. She gets to breathe again, and she quickly dislodges herself off you.
“Ah, y–you taste good,” she says, still trying to catch her breath. The marks from the earlier act are evident.
You say nothing, letting Gahyun catch her breath again, waiting for the time she can take in your cock once more. She breathes in, she breathes out, and finally, she’s ready again.
“I’m not holding back this time, alright?” she says, determination sparks inside her eyes.
“S–Sure.”
She grabs onto your cock with her right hand, pulling you close, before she takes your cock into her mouth. This time, it’s more violent, more fervent. She catches her rhythm and doesn’t look back. She starts to bob her head back and forth on your cock, and doesn’t that make you whimper like a bitch?
“Nghhh~ s–so good,” you mewl.
Gahyun only replies with a giggle on your cock. Her grip is still firm. Her free hand fondles your balls gently, trying to coax cum out of you.
She catches her rhythm, moving her head in a hypnotic motion. She really wants you to cum under her influence like this. You hear her gag. You hear her choke. You hear her sputter.
The tension in your loins starts to rise again. You’re on the verge of cumming with the help of the earlier handjob, and she doesn’t seem to stop at all. That’s it. You’re unloading your cum inside of Lee Gahyun’s mouth, making her taste your white essence.
“G–Gonna cum,” you utter.
Gahyun responds by going as rapidly as she can on your throbbing cock. The sensation is electric. It shoots through you like a bullet. The knot tightens, and you can do nothing to stop it.
With the final stroke, you unload your pent-up lust into Lee Gahyun’s throat, making her taste your essence. Your body jerks forward in pure pleasure. You let out a low, guttural groan at your precipice, unable to make sense of the situation. She lets out a satisfied hum as she feels your white, hot cum hit the back of her throat. You’re probably salty, like the other women have said.
You slowly come down from your peak, finally catching your rhythm again. Your cock’s spurts turn into soft drizzles off the slit. Gahyun pulls off of your cock with a loud pop. What an obscene sight. Her face is a fucking mess—mascara, lipstick, it’s all wrong. You’re still too dazed to say a thing, though.
“You taste good,” she says, opening her mouth, sticking her tongue out lewdly to show the emptiness of her wet cavern. She drank it all.
“I–I wanna do this again,” you involuntarily utter from the depths of your heart. “I want you to suck my cock again.”
Maybe it’s the sheer absurdity of your words. Maybe it’s the wake of your climax. She bursts out a laugh, a genuine one. You watch her laugh awkwardly.
“Ask me–ha–properly,” she says. “Will you, Lee Gahyun–”
“Will you, Lee Gahyun–”
“Suck–”
“Suck my cock again?”
She lets out a chuckle, before answering, “Definitely, maybe.”
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─ 𝘚𝘌𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘚, 𝘚𝘌𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘚 🫀
max verstappen x singer!fem reader // smau
⤷ summary: when max verstappen starts commenting on the posts of the beloved singer y/n l/n, fans are confused and less than enthusiastic at the new friendship. what they could never expect is just how long they've been 'friends'...
based on this request <3
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ynusername my new album is now officially out on all platforms! thank you so so much for all of the love and support, and special thanks to sab for her feature on the song <33 love u bb girl 🫦🫦 now that the album's out, tour next!!! see you all soon!
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user1 THE ALBUM OUT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
user2 i cannot be normal about this i fear
user3 ik her back hurts from CARRYING the music industry on her back 😩
user4 hey so WHO TF IS SO AMERICAN ABOUT?? A LOVE SONG
user5 y/n writing a love song in god's year of 2024... wow
user6 y/n in the top 10 charts, fork found in kitchen
user7 sabrina and y/n are never beating the gf allegations
ynusername damn right we're not 😏
user7 HOLY SHIR HOKY SHIT HOKST SHUT
user8 y/n's in love and it's not with me, hanging myself as we speak
user9 the comment is gonna get reported but so real op
user8 can't a woman hang herself in peace 😣
user10 album's such a banger i had this shit bumpin at my grandmas funeral 🙏🏼 rest in piece nancy 🕊️💪🏻
user11 OH MY GOD???
user12 rest in piece nancy you would've loved make you mine 😔
ynusername oh my god please tell me your joking
user10 sorry queen the grind never stops
ynusername NO SHOT
maxverstappen1 great album! 👍🏼
user13 why does he text like my father 🧍🏻♀️
user14 brother eughh
user15 what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas
ynusername thank you max!!!
user16 y/n l/n to redbull in 2025
user17 hellurrrrr who is this man in ur likes y/n
user18 f1 driver!!
user17 Y/N NO ATHELETES PLEAEJEWK 🫵
user18 tour content soon??? i'm sat
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user19 bro looks like he snuck onto earth, get his ass outta here
user20 grammy-award winner, vogue cover model, new york university graduate and Some Fucking Guy
user21 not y'all coming to her defense like the mighty morphin power rangers 💀💀 he's literally a world class athete and she writes pop music
user20 17.172.224.47
user21 IS THAT MY IP ADDRESS??
user20 melinda charleton
user22 IS THAT HIS MOTHER'S NAME!!?1?1!
user20 you want me to do you too???
user22 no we good 😃
user23 ruth bader ginsberg did not die for this
user24 now wtf does this have to do with babe ruth 🤨
user25 WHOOOOO 😧
user24 ... that wasn't right was it

user26 now let's be fr he does NAWT have a chance
user27 have u seen the marble-carved  goddesses these men pull, i fear he does 😔
user28 please no i feel ill
user29 TWO???? OH HELL NAW
user30 two might be pushing it, only one was confirmed
user31 jesus christ
user32 first taylor, now this
user33 yall, all he commented was great album 💀💀 yall are LEAPING to conclusions
user34 what can i say it's an art
user35 i do not see 👁️👄👁️

user36 no like 💀💀 im in your walls
user37 haha max verstappen!! right!!! (theres a sniper at ur location)
user38 omg ur so right 🤩 it is about him (i have a bomb strapped to my chest)
user39 i dont mean to sound stupid, idk who that man is, if i saw him on the streets i wouldnt know a thing 🥱
user40 this is so random too like what 😭
user41 the power of kindness won't work here, i have to throw him off a building
user42 i used to be a max verslsjjwwo lover 🤩 now im just a max verslsjjwwo hater 😔

user43 NURSE 🫵 SHE'S OUT AGAIN
user44 why would u put that into the universe 😧
user45 alright, lets get you to bed grandma
user46 mari stop being delusion and go touch grass 🧍🏻♀️
user47 ENOUGHHHH
user48 ain't no way in hell 😭
user49 ik ur feet hurt from all this jumping to conclusions babe
user50 lets leave the parkour to the athletes 😃
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ynusername italy thanks for letting me be inside you (; it was such a lovely show, expect me back asap!!!!
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user51 IT WAS SO GOOD I THNK I BLACKED OUT THE WHOLE TIME THO
user52 oh!
user51 oh so now this isn't a safe space
user53 LANDO AND MAX IN TGE LIKES??? NO NO NO NO
user54 ABORT ABORT ABORT
user55 y'all are doing too much 🙄 she's one of the top artists in the world, i think it's safe to say they might like her music
user56 the second picture 🧎🏻♀️do you need a stool cause i can kneel and be really quiet
user57 y/n fans be normal challenge (impossible!!!) (never done before)
user56 WOMP WOMP
maxverstappen1 wonderful show! 🙏🏼 you are so talented
ynusername ty max (: im glad you could come see me
user57 ain't NO WAYYYYYY
user59 THIS IS SIXKENJNG IM GONNA PUKE
sabrinacarpenter my gf looking sexy 🫦🫦🫦
ynusername only for u bbg 🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️
user60 BOOOO 🗣️ GET A ROOM
user61 do y'all need a third!!!!
user62 mamma mia pizza pasta mozzerella moment
user63 i just put u on a watchlist
user62 🧍🏻♀️
landonorris RAHHHHHH 🦅🫵🗣️‼️
ynusername RAHHH RAHHH RAHHH RISE POWER POWER 💪🏻‼️
user63 what the fuck
user64 OH GOD WHAT IF SHES DATING HIM????
ynusername brother eughhhh
landonorris WHAT THE FUCK????
user65 SINCE WHEN IS SHE FRIENDS WITH F1 DRIVERS HOW MANY CHAPTWRS DID I MISS
user66 apparently we all went into a universal coma while she was out galavanting cause idk how else this could've happened
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maxverstappen1 posted to his story!

(caption: beautiful show)
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user67 someone save my girl bro, she don't know any better 😭
user68 it's like a little kid trying to touch the hot stove, LIKE STOP THAT!! DON'T DO THAT
user69 am i the only one who thinks they'd be cute together....
user70 YES!?!?
user71 there is literally no fucking way he bagged her
user72 losing y/n to european f1 driver would be the biggest american tragedy since 2001
user73 i had to read this shit twice, op what r u waffling abt 🫵😧
user74 can't even be nonchalant about this one bro, i'm chalanting hard asf
user75 we do not care
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ynusername first time in monaco, safe to say i enjoyed myself! so happy to see you shine this time my love<3
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user76 oh. my. fucking. god
user77 THEYRE FUCKING DATING OH MYFODNSJ
user78 THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE HOLDING YOUR HAND THAT SHOULD BE MEEE MAKING YOU LAUGHHH 🎤
user79 i'm in mourning
sabrinacarpenter CHEATER 🫵
ynusername BABY IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, IT WAS JUST ONE TIME 😣😣😣 IT WAS A MISTAKE
maxverstappen1 we've been dating for 2 years??
sabrinacarpenter SHUT UP FAST & FURIOUS NO ONE ASKED YOU
user80 i'm sorry 😃 two Y EARS
user81 i feel like i just got dumped. y/n don't do this, the kids need you 😔
maxverstappen1 i got p1 for you, i love you 🫶🏼
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hope you all enjoyed! please let me know your thoughts and feel free to leave a request for me to write something for your fav <3
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