#Needle Kill

[bruciemilf]

I would love to see Battinson, — Victorian vampire thrown into modern times, Gotham royalty baptised in blood and poor social skills, ‘Count Dracula but make it vogue’, — have a Harvey.

These two dancing around eachother in the vicious loop of ‘wait, you’re flirting with me?’ ‘Have been for a decade, but thanks for noticing’, and ‘kiss your doomed bros good night’ is amazing.

But also? You would never guess they’ve been married for YEARS.

Dent, justice in putrefaction, one foot on the law’s neck, one hand holding fate at gunpoint, somehow bagged Wayne.

Who, questionable adoption habits and eyeliner application aside, is THE prettiest motherfucker in the tri-state.

Seriously. Dick saw someone drive straight into a traffic light when Bruce walked him to school.

He’s seen a lot of weird shit in Gotham.

By far the weirdest was seeing Bruce, current foster father, who once cried because Dick told him ‘good job!’ for not burning eggs, talking his husband out of committing a felony.

Because Dick got an ‘F’ on his essay about birds.

Harvey, tucking a gun in his waistband, mutters angrily, — thought, sometimes Dick believes there’s a third party involved, cause Harvey’s right handed, but he only shoots with his left.

“I would love to see Belinda climb a fucking tree for two hours looking for feathers.”

Bruce, voice like a pianist singing in the rain, arms crossed, patiently cocks his head, eyes dark and doe eyes and eyelashes dagger sharp. “Harv.”

And Harvey? Folds. Immediately. Like a napkin with blood stains on it. It’s actually kind of embarrassing.

[cuppajj]

CREAM WAFER COOKIE - Penance’s Bishop // HOLY DART COOKIE - Penance’s Arrow

[sysig]

Spooning..... (Patreon)

[newvegays]

Got fo4 working again, so here's my new girly, Assistron! A heavily modified Assaultron re-programmed to provide emotional and medical support to the wasteland.

[bluerosefox]

Bellatrix Star

A TaliaxDanny idea that came to me.

Damian, Bruce, and the rest of the bats discover the Talia al Ghul they had been fighting against, the one that cloned her own son, had the clone kill him, plant a control device in him when he broke his spine, etc etc was actually not the real Talia al Ghul.

Turned out Ra's had cloned her and killed the original when she discovered his little plans to take over Damain's body and she confronted him about it. Ra's had to make a clone when after tossing a dead Talia into the pits but never returned (he meant to kill her as a warning, as a "you may be my blood but will not hesitate to end you Talia.") It explains so much to Damian when remembers how out of nowhere his mother changed, her training him changed from harsh to deadly, the soft motherly love she would give him when behind closed doors suddenly stopped, the tales she would spin for him about his father no longer whispered to him for bed.

How this was find out?

Well it's hard to ignore the facts that when your foolish grandfather in his quest for immortality summons an eldritch being known as the Ghost King into the Mortal Realm and uses Damian as a sacrifice while his (not) mother watches emotionless.

When the being appeared, plunging the room from green glowing flames and the glow of the Lazarus Pits into darkness before a cosmos exploded to life, its glowing green eyes snapped open in the stars and stared at them all. Making every single one of them feel small, so very small.

It took a single glance around the room before stopping on the al Ghul's. It's eyes widen before a steel and firm look entered them. Just as quick as the cosmos sprang to life, it suddenly swirled away into a ball, putting them all back into the Lazarus room,and reformed in front of them to a more humanish height and body.

When the body, around the height and build of Batman, was done forming it took a step forward and suddenly as one blinked a man stood in front of them. Or rather floated. Snow white hair that flickered and wisped towards a crown made of fire and ice, glowing green eyes that held none of the madness but all of the power the Lazarus Pits could give. His clothing were tailored made that were tastefully a mixture of black and white with some silvers and greens, clothes fit for a King one would say. The cosmos that once engulfed the room had shifted into a cloak that hanged around his body, on one side more than the other (think like how CW wears his only the hood is down).

This, this was no doubt the Ghost King, he stood tall and regal and made everyone in the room feel the need to look down, to bow ones head for even just a moment. Even Ra's had trouble disobeying the urge to do so.

"Well..." the being said, his voice deep but not as gravely as Batman's was "What an interesting way to meet my In-Laws and Step-Son..."

He has said that as he looked towards the al Ghul's. Damian flinched back with a frown of confusion and disbelief while Ra's looked panicked for a second when the words registered into his mind, meanwhile Talia... looked emotionless and barely even twitched.

"What the fu-?" Someone began only to stop when the King lifted his hand and with a snap of his fingers a green portal appeared, it looked almost like the Lazarus Pits but it felt... cleaner? Less angry?

"My Bellatrix, my warrior star. I believe I've been summoned to your home dimension. And judging by the looks of it your father created a barely functioning Mirror of you and planned on using your son as a sacrifice to me." He spoke out towards the portal before holding his hand out.

A hand appeared from the portal, a slender hand and with green and black painted nails manicure to perfection before someone walked through it as they took hold of the Ghost King's offering hand.

Standing in front of them was another Talia, only this one looked a tad older than the one in the room. She wore clothing that matched the King to a T but even then, as always, Talia looked deadly in it. Beautiful but very deadly. From the heels she wore to the crown upon her head, a crown made of not ice and fire but of stars and black jewels. Her eyes were sharp as she stared at everyone in the room, frown on her painted lips, but her eyes lit with a small soft joy when she saw Damian only for them to turn poisonous when they landed on Ra's and the other Talia nearby.

"I should had know you would had created a Mirror of me instead of admitting to my son you killed me Father." Queen Talia spat out. "The least you could had done was not make my Mirror so cheaply, it doesn't even have a proper soul attached to it."

[eldenrat]

I should make a post about how Leda is a genuinely genius take on the sort of character that would serve Miquella but in a way that is far more intriguing than the eye-rolling “she’s proof of his secret villainy” take.

Everything about her dialogue exudes a air of cynicism about her own companions and a great many things about herself. Someone else made a post explaining this much better than I did (dear future eldenrat: put link here), but all of her lines about humanity and her fellows (“Man is by nature a creature of conquest”, “revenge changes a man”, “It’s only a matter of time before he recalls, as I have, the cascading sheets of blood”, “Doubtless they’d have all come to blows were it not for the charm Kindly Miquella put upon us”) are all indicative of a person who has spent their lifetime being let down or wronged by others, and it is interesting to me because she’s decided to serve an Empyrean who is so forgiving of others even though it comes with the caveat of the charm.

I really like the idea that Leda has seen the kind of shit that human beings do when the Leviathan is permissive or absent, and that pain has drawn her to the side of a God that promises to embrace a new world that is free from the tyranny of those who embrace violence. She’s fed up with the old world and sees only one way forward, and is quite similar to Miquella in her “the end justifies the means” mentality, even if the means they choose are quite different and are in conflict with one another.

[largemandrill]

Does it count as toxic yuri if they would actually be perfect for each other in every conceivable way?

[alberichfanpage]

Oh...

[xx-purg3-m4rch-xx]

(lollipop design by @anomadevotion :3) tpot18 release art dump. episode was perfect n we r married now. n w reference sheets maybe ill stop drawing everyone inconsistent lol.did you guys know i like pencil btw (divider)

[rollingoverinmynonexistentgrave]

TMAGP 006 out of context

[microcosmia]

Wen Qing Doctors Up and Doesn't Do the Core Transfer AU

I've had this fic idea in my head for FOREVER about Wen Ning, fresh off his rebellious adventure to the recently-occupied Lotus Pier, absolutely going off on Wen Qing for her even CONTEMPLATING doing the Golden Core Transfer.

"Jie, that is a traumatized teenager. He cannot give consent. The other patient is an UNCONCIOUS traumatized teenager, who can ALSO not give consent. Do not commit malpractice. Don't do it. I am begging you."

"Jie, are you a doctor or a researcher b/c you aren't acting much like a doctor right now, you're acting like Wen Ruohan."

"Jie, you have always been the smartest person I know, and now you are letting second smartest person I know - who is also Very Dumb - convince to do a thing that you don't even think is possible because he thinks it's the only way to save his brother who is understandably IN SHOCK and recovering. Give it like two weeks and think about this, I am on my knees."

"Jie, I know Wei-xiong has convinced you that you parallel with him and me with Jiang Cheng but I'm imploring you to reconsider that you are actually Jiang Yanli in this situation."

"Jie, I have Had A Revelation and this is Going To End Poorly if you love me at all You Won't Do This."

It's the mention of Jiang Yanli that gets her. Wen Qing is like, "oh shit, you right, I am the older sister of two dumbasses and I almost let Dumbass #2 convince to do something Absolutely Idiotic. I need to talk to Jiang Yanli who is immune to Wei Wuxian's stupidity about all of this."

(Yanli isn't immune, but Wen Qing doesn't know that. Yet.)

The story changes, and it's still difficult, but there are fewer secrets and also Wei Wuxian Must Accept Help because it's his beloved shijie asking him to with Those Eyes. He folds before it even becomes a problem.

[smile-files]

double dates are really just competitions to see which couple is gayer

(objectober 2024 day 8: rivalry)

[whump-galaxy]

The whumpee trying so hard to fight off something mentally, either exhaustion, brainwashing, some kind of drug to enhance or prohibit their powers, etc. They know they can’t fight it off forever, so they warn their caretaker(s) to leave them.

[killerlittlerejects]

I present the Jeff’s as that one Slipknot clipbshsjjsjsjs

[theriverbeyond]

DANGER WARNING and other poems better left unsaid (2024) ft. early morning hotel views and my travel sized sharps container

[myrmica]

(staring out the window) (contemplating) fascinated by how little zam wanted to dwell on the subz problem. it felt very much like how she acted during vitalasy's first s6 stream. convenient to have other things to throw yourself into. but if this really was it. if he was gone (again) and you never took the chance.... so scared at the prospect of talking to subz about anything of substance when it came up earlier on in s6. the instant recognition, "i know why he would want to be banned. i'll do it. anyway..."