#NSFT kinda

[yonpote]

spit in my mouth

[the-cosmic-creature]

stoned as fuck thinking about captain james t kirk….. he’s so dumb and rideable i hate it

[loubella77]

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25 // fetish friendly // switch // experienced

[lepusrufus]

Tfw your teammates are threatening to throw each other into a horde of maggot brained nurgle worshippers but you know for a fact they'll keep you up tonight by hate fucking nasty. Your only emotional support is your chainsword

[someforeignband]

tired: eddie who’s jittery and embarrassed around steve bc of his crush on him

wired: eddie who unabashedly stares at steve’s dick print in his various sinfully tight pants

[blapis-blazuli]

Peter: How did Doctor Osborn end up with your goggles, Doctor Octavius? Otto: ...That's none of your concern, Parker. (Later) Peter: Doctor Osborn, how did you end up with Doctor Octavius' goggles? Norman: We fucked, next question.

[trickstarbrave]

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i had a dream i was nerevar reborn/the nerevarine but like. i looked a lot like neht. had nerevar's memories and everything

but i didnt wanna like. kill dagoth ur. so we banged. lol.

and then he just kinda left the heart chamber to run off with me???

[gummy-sharks666]

U cannot convinced me Jesse has not on multiple occasions worked Sid up enough to pin him against the nearest wall and [REDACTED] him before

[magnetothemagnificent]

So, a while ago I bought a book about homoerotic photography, and I guess I forgot about it because I left it in one of my many boxes of books in my parents' attic, because I have no space in my apartment for all my books. My mom was trying to do some organizing, and she opened the box and saw the book. She flipped through it. She saw dick. She freaked out. Conversation went as follows:

Mom: "I need to talk to you about a disturbing book I found in one of your boxes"

Me: ???

Mom: "It's vulgar, there's photos of naked men in it and I will not have it in my house."

Me: "Oh you mean my art book?"

Mom: "Art?! It's not art! It's erotica!"

Me: "It's literally a book documenting homoerotic photography in the 20th century."

Mom: "BUT THERE'S PENISES!"

Me: "Ma, you're literally married. To a man. With a penis."

Mom: "I don't care I want it out of my house! What if one of your siblings found it?"

Me: "Considering it was in a sealed box of books labeled as mine, highly doubt it....."

Later as I was leaving...

Mom: (whispering) "I hope you took your p-o-r-n with you."

Literally "dead dove do not eat" playing out in real life lmaoooooo

[bkoolerifudid]

My fingers smells like cigs bc of the microwave cleaning, that fucking turns me on wtfff

Cig smell is so arousing my gooood, i used to be a smoker and fuck god, i love the smell oh my good hahahahahsvebvzhhbwnhzbBVzbdx

Musk, smells and all that shit omgggggg

[kazamajun]

i'm definitely not the first person to have noticed this but the realization that jin's bday is almost exactly nine months after kaz's is... lmao

[the-cosmic-creature]

re-reading 2001 ASO and i forgot theres canonical mention of on-board sex toys ???

[bolszaja-miedwedica]

sorry sex has to wait i need to rearrange my nest so that no stuffie will fall off the bed while you pound me ig 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[slocum-dodson]

My favorite comic book growing up, besides the infallible Manta Man was a short-lived comic book called "Lord Long Cock, the Bombastic Party Clown". It was about a clown named Lord Long Cock, whose clown phallus was so large he would trip over it. Sometimes he would get into fights with it and it would beat the shit out of him. I miss that. Shame that the Censor people came and killed the artist who drew it.

[sunshine-poodlegirl]

I should be made out with and called silly

[more-than-a-ghosti]

aizawa should get choked with his binding cloth more often just saying 🙂🙂🙂