#NOBODY ASKED😭
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why is it that every time theres an 'omg i cant believe people do this thing' post, everyone crawls out of some pit of stupidity to say 'yeah!! i only do this thing THIS way' . girl😭😭 not even in a 'im judging you for doing it' way (i am) but why are you admitting that publicly😭😭 nobody asked!! nobody knew!!
#defending urself to an invisible army and now uve just made urself look like an idiot#'why do ppl only read fics with high popularity?' 'fr! not me i dont look at the hits number i just need it to have over 1k kudos'#NOBODY ASKED😭#'why are people using chatgpt' 'fr cldnt be me i only use it to ask specific questions not do all my essays🙄'#WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT#'why are people using ai for fanfiction' 'fr dont put that on ao3!! i just use character ai if i want ai fics😍'#IM KILLING YOU WITH KNIVES AT LEAST LET ME LIVE IN IGNORANCE#u people just offer up information without shame#why#nyxi cant stfu
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Earliest F1 Winners Challenge! | Grill The Grid 2024
#daniel ricciardo#f1#*#**#nobody asked but i reaaaally don't like coloring gtg idk why 😭 excuse the quality#distraught over his fingers in the 4th one#deserves the whole world and then some etc etc :(((((((
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i love magolor ships but im gonna be honest they'd all be way funnier if it was like this
#NOBODY WANT HIM 😭😭 </3#magolor#marx kirby#taranza#chilly#meta knight#susie haltmann#kirby#ask me to tag#not gonna add the ship tags because ik some people wont want to see this post in them#merry christmas guys
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idk if I've said it before, but your portrayals of both Rouxls and Queen are among my favorites, and the way they are when you combine the two is the sole thing that got me to say "yes" to queenkaard. When I first saw it in the game and it started catching on as a ship, I was like "nooo I hc him as gay," but then after seeing your stuff I was like "oh nvm I totally see this now."
i think hearing "i didn't see this ship before, but after your art i understand it and/or even ship it myself" is one of the nicest compliments i get, because it makes me feel like i'm representing something meaningful and sweet about a pairing and having people understand what i think is so great and captivating about them. i've gotten a couple asks like this and sometimes i forget to respond but i always really appreciate them :) thank you very much
#ask#deltarune#queenkaard#rouxls kaard#queen#art#doodles#conkreetmonkey#i mean its fine to draw ship art Just Cuz dgmw but i have Paragraphs of reasons why i like All my ships and it feels really good when i can#help people see the reasons why i think characters are cute together and why they'd work#i love feeling like im Doing something with my art. expressing something. explaining something. makes it feel meaningful#esp when i thought queenkaard was very Out There at first dhbsdjbhf i was like 'dude theres only gonna be me and 2 other people#who ship this'. and there was at first. now people dont think its a rarepair. i built this city goddammit. me and like 2 other people 😭#and im only half joking. i drew them so much because nobody else was. its still a rarepair to me. the fanart and fanfics are still#kind of sparse besides me tbh. but a LOT of people say 'i ship it because of cozy' and that makes me happy#there Are a couple fanfics on ao3 i havent gotten to yet only bc ive been tizzy about the gay car this year but i will read them eventually#anyway i still really love queenkaard i miss the blue people i cant wait to draw them more once the new chapters release aaaaaa#also since i mentioned i dont always respond to asks: i still read each and every single one of them#im sorry if anyone ever sends me something and i didnt post it. sometimes i go on ask-reply sprees and sometimes it just gets#answered months later dhbdsbjf. but please dont ever think i dont care about what you have to say i love hearing from you guys#and sometimes i just Forgor because adhd go brrt
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70s au
#don’t mind me I just found some time to finish scribbling this up today😭😭#yes I know this au is very niche😆 but I’m having fun…#more cute Eloise coming up next though🫡💓#this is where Sirius ran off to btw when eloise and Lyle were looking for him in my first picture bahahahahahahahaha#omg also I have a painting planned of eloise at her debut ball bc the Yule ball doesn’t exist in my universe#& IM SO EXCITED FOR IT !!!!! she is my angel…#& I’m having a lot of fun planning out the other paintings etc hopefully I find the time to do this week🤭#plus my secret Santa…I love sending the asks & im planning a painting for them too🥰🥰🥰#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hphl#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow fanart#sirius black#70s au#yes I’m starting a tag bc I think there will be more#like I don’t even care if nobody else likes this…this blog is just my hobby and I want to draw these four a lot#(plus Ominis soon too🤭)#also it is SO humid where I live rn so nothing was cooperating with me with this drawing😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#like the paper is SO SOFT so I couldn’t get like any good lines with the pencil rip😔🙏#next time will be better I’m sure
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The woods become their safe haven, where they meet when the rest of the world intrudes too heavily on their personal lives. For Elphaba, it is the cruel words and judgements murmured beneath breath and whispered behind her back that send her into Fiyero’s arms, running so fast she nearly flies. He doesn’t ask her what is wrong yet, merely holds her tightly and lets her sob into his chest. It should be easier, she thinks. She’s faced down threats her whole entire life, subtle and obvious. But just because her anger is quiet does not mean it is nonexistent. Beneath it all, she burns. Her breathing slows, the time between hiccups stretching.
“Go ahead,” Fiyero prompts, his voice flowing over her like fingers skimming bruised skin, searching for a deeper wound.
“It’s… I’ve always… They just…”
She can’t get the words out. Fiyero’s hands rubbing a soothing pattern along her back, lowering her shoulders from their tightened spaces up by her ears.
“It should be easier,” she whispers. “Being with you.” She sees the alarm flash in his eyes and the hurt that follows it despite both emotions disappearing mere seconds later.
“I don’t regret it,” Elphaba clarifies quickly, a brief press of her lips against his following as if to compound her statement, “I don’t think I ever could. And I’m used to what they say, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt.” She hates it, really, being spoken of so callously. They are quite certain the prince will discard her within the coming days. She hates what they say about him even more, that he must be mad, or brainless, to be with her. It is these thoughts that spur her suggestion.
“Perhaps we should… slow ourselves, for a bit.”
She keeps her voice light, though cautionary. His hands spasm against her.
“What does that mean?” Fiyero asks, his voice forcibly level.
“We could be a bit more subtle.”
“No.”
Her shock is palpable.
“No? Fiyero, they speak about you like you have nothing in your mind. I can take what they say about me, I can, but you… you don’t deserve their cruelty. You’ve done nothing to draw their ire.”
“Neither have you,” he insists, as passionate as ever. He moves to take her hands and she allows it, squeezing them lightly.
“Your only crime against them is being different than they are. It’s not even a crime, not really. They fear what they don’t understand, but they could never understand someone so complex while living so shallowly.” His half smile is bittersweet as he adds, “I should know.”
Not for the first time, she is grateful he’s revealed himself to her. She squeezes his hands again. He raises them to his lips, offering her fingers a tender kiss.
“Elphaba,” Fiyero says softly, “You never lessened yourself for them. Not to gain their approval, or earn their adoration. And they should adore everything you are. I’m not going to lessen myself, or us, for them. And as for what they say…” His expression darkens, and she cannot deny the small flutter of her heart at seeing it, at seeing him so concerned over her emotions.
“I will deal with that personally.”
Fiyero has kept every promise he’s made to her. She sees no reason to cast doubt upon him now. Relief draws new tears to her eyes, and he diligently wipes them away.
“Are we agreed?” he hums into her cheek once he’s finished. She nods against him, pulling his face back to hers.
“No subtlety.”
#yeah they rotted my brain bad#😵💫😵💫😵💫#the part 3 nobody asked for but since i can do whatever i want! have it!#fiyeraba#fiyero tigelaar#elphaba thropp#fiyero x elphaba#elphaba x fiyero#what happens in the woods series#just in case it continues 😭#wicked 2024#wicked: part 1#k writes#alright back to ✨other things✨
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ᴅᴇʟᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴀꜰꜰᴀɪʀꜱ
ᴅᴏꜰʟᴀᴍɪɴɢᴏ x ᴄɪꜱ!ꜰᴇᴍ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
ʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ; 18+. ᴍᴅɴɪ. ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴꜱ ᴄᴏᴀʀꜱᴇ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ, ɴᴜᴅɪᴛʏ, ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ. ᴠɪᴇᴡᴇʀ ᴅɪꜱᴄʀᴇᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴀᴅᴠɪꜱᴇᴅ.
𝘼/𝙉 ; 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨 !!! 𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙨𝙤 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙘𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 @shanalikeanna 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮! 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙮 𝘿𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙨𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 🤭 𝘼𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙫𝙚, 𝘿𝙤𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙖 𝙙𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘿𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙮.
𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙩 🤭💖 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙤 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 ��𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚, 𝙄 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙖𝙡𝙡 💖💖💖💖 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚, 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙝𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙖𝙛𝙚 !!
“Are you sure it's alright for me to come with you?”
Doflamingo smirks slightly to himself, watching you get dressed under an almost proud gaze as you place the dainty, gold necklace he gave you for your birthday around your neck.
“You ask this every time, dove.”
You toss a somewhat strained look over your shoulder at him, painted lips pressed into a fine line before you retort lightly,
“I just don't want my presence to cause a disturbance. After all, this is supposedly an important meeting for you.”
You don't wait for a reply before turning back to the mirrored dresser, picking up your eyeshadow brush to blend out the smokey colors on your lids a little more. You feel a sudden presence behind you as you place the brush back down and you can't help but give a soft, happy sigh as your bare back meets a warm, sculpted chest.
“You worry too much,” the words graze across your ear, pulling goosebumps to your flesh as a large hand comes around your front to rest against your throat, fingertips pressing to your jawline and turning your head slightly. You hum as Doflamingo's sharp nose brushes against the side of your neck before his lips press along the same path.
“I can't help it.” You reply lightly, leaning further into his chest as one hand reaches up to caress through short blonde hair. There's a content hum that comes from your lover, warm and loving as his other arm snakes around your middle with his hand splayed over your clothed stomach.
“We could always just stay here…” He offers, though you know he's not entirely serious. He has to go, no choice in the matter, and as entertaining it would be to have you by his side, your comfort always came first.
You shake your head slightly before straightening yourself up and looking at him in the mirror, ignoring the ache in your bones to have him fill you right here. “We have to go, but at least it won't be long and we can come right back here…” You give him a loving smile, eyes half lidded as you continue, “And have a night that's just us. No family worries, no warlord craziness… just you and me.”
There's a fondness in Doflamingo's gaze behind his shades that always made you feel loved. There wasn't a day that passed that you regretted being his or giving him every ounce of adoration and devotion to not only him but his cause. You knew everything, every damned detail and excruciating plot, but you still adored him anyway.
And he loved you endlessly for that.
“Come then, my light. It'll be over before we know it,” Doflamingo purrs before giving the side of your throat another possessive kiss. “Let's get this boring shit over with.”
Entering the grand ballroom, you glanced around at the bougie decor and though you were dressed to the nines in a gold splattered, almost sheer dress, your body covered in thin gold chains sparkling with dew drops of quartz, you felt yourself shrinking under the overwhelming energy that buzzed over your skin.
A large, warm hand meets your uncovered back and guides you towards a circular table in the far back, where a few familiar faces are already seemingly into a few drinks, speaking in low tones right until you and Doflamingo take a seat.
One face in particular keeps eyes on you as you sit, taking in every curve and shiny curl with a quietly greedy gaze. Though Doflamingo doesn't notice, or say anything against it if he did, you on the other hand absolutely noticed.
Sat across the small table from you was none other than Sir Crocodile himself, a glass of what you assumed was whisky gently swirling in his flesh hand. Your eyes met his and he raised an amused eyebrow, a wicked grin coming over his lips as he set down the glass and reached it out towards you.
“How delightful for Doflamingo to bring his little pet to the meeting.”
You let him pick up your hand as you try to fight back the burn that prickles your cheeks and your heart sinks as Doflamingo visibly tenses beside you. You can feel his gaze on your connected hands as Crocodile lifts your much smaller one to his lips and presses an almost too gentle kiss to the back of it before running his ringed thumb over your skin as if to burn the kiss into your flesh.
You simply give a polite smile before sliding your hand from his and scooting your chair a little closer to Doflamingo's. Your pink feathered lover gives a prideful chuff, his half bare chest puffing out slightly as one of his arms snakes around the back of your chair.
“Croccy-baby, I'd appreciate it if you kept your sandy hands off my treasure, while you still have a hand to touch with.” The words that fell from Doflamingo were thick with an unseen threat but it only caused Crocodile to cackle, his head tilted back slightly with eyes crinkled shut in pure delight.
“Doflamingo, you can't bring a fresh piece of meat into a lion's den and not expect the lions to want a taste…” Crocodile nearly purrs as he brings his glass to his lips once more. “And your little pet is… quite the meal.”
Doflamingo flicks out his pointer finger from your shoulder and you watch as one of his threads shoot out right between Crocodile's eyes. The spot disintegrates into sand and you can't help but feel the tension surrounding the table rise to an extreme high.
Crocodile and Doflamingo stare each other down and though it's only a few moments of prickly silence between them, it's enough for someone else at the table to speak up in a monotone voice.
“If you boys can't play nice, we'll cancel the meeting and have it via Den Den, and this will have just been a waste of time for everyone.”
You tilt forward slightly to take in the wide brimmed hat that covered the speaker. Bright yellow hawk-like eyes meet yours from under the brim and a heavy shiver runs down your back, all the way down to your high heeled toes.
Both men glare towards Dracule Mihawk, neither stare doing anything to deter the world's mightiest Swordsman. Mihawk speaks again, this time with his eyes on Crocodile.
“Enough of this nonsense.” His gaze turns to Doflamingo who simply grins under the weighted gaze. “Behave.”
You can't help but wonder how often this has happened - Crocodile and your lover duking it out while Mihawk sits there shaking his head like a disappointed mother.
“Fine.” Crocodile huffs out before downing the rest of his liquor. “Doflamingo, tell me you at least brought the proper paperwork this time,” Crocodile drawls out, already bored, before reaching into his petticoat and pulling out a large cigar.
“Croccy-baby, that only happened one time,” Doflamingo snips back, clearly irritated that he was being spoken to like a child, though he's quick to gloat, “I, unlike some at the table, learn from my mistakes.”
You swear you can hear Crocodile grinding his teeth from behind the cigar.
“Pet.”
You stiffen at the nickname, not expecting to hear it from Mihawk of all people, though you lean forward slightly again to look him in the eye.
“... Y/N.”
Mihawk raises a curious eyebrow at your response before he continues, “I assume Doflamingo gave you an insight on how this meeting will work.” You nod and Crocodile pipes up with a snarking, “Are you his secretary as well, then?”
You can't stop the boiling in your blood as you snap back, "Wouldn't you like to know?” You immediately regret it as a shocked silence falls over the table, though you keep your head high and your gaze dark as you stare down the scarred man.
Doflamingo suddenly bursts out into loud cackles, throwing his head back and face to the ceiling as he laughs, unable to believe you actually spoke back without showing fear. His hand moves to the top of your head, though he's careful not to ruin the curls as he praises you,
“He really would like to know, it seems.” You can hear the joking tone in his voice and you can't help but snicker slightly, hiding a smirk behind your hand before taking a long sip from the offered wine already set on the table.
There's a sigh from Mihawk as he grumbles slightly, “Lovely, there's two of them…”
Crocodile then hisses back to you, “Impudent woman. No wonder Doflamingo keeps you as if you were a pocket pussy.”
A dark energy flares around you at the insult. In a quick movement, you whip a hand out and a thin, shimmering gold chain intertwined with brilliant blue stone attached to your wrist wraps around Crocodile's neck. The metal seemed to steal all the fight from Crocodile with one tug. The Warlord leans back in his chair, clearly struggling to breathe as he glares at you before snapping at Doflamingo in a tight voice, “Make her stop.”
Doflamingo simply grins, tilting his head as he asks in a purr,
“Bold of you to insult my woman, thinking she is weak or unable to take care of herself…” He leans down so his smirking face is next to yours, watching Crocodile struggle with a proud look as he asks, “You truly think I would have a weak nobody beside me?”
When Doflamingo feels Crocodile has suffered enough, he taps your cheek with his fingertips and practically moans in your ear, “Wonderful work, my love. You can stop.”
You blink a few times, shaking your head and snapping your hand upwards, the chain recoiling back to you and rewrapping around your arm. You lean into Doflamingo's side which he seemed to enjoy a little too much, judging by how he immediately began whispering praise to you.
“... Doflamingo, procure the documents.” The snap from Mihawk pulled Doflamingo from murmuring filthy things in your ear, giving a heavy sigh with a roll of his eyes behind his rose tinted shades. “Always such a stiff,” Doflamingo pouts to Mihawk who simply blinks once, unfazed by Doflamingo's antics.
You're able to gather what strength you had left to sit up in your chair, glaring down at Crocodile who watched you with the same disdained look as you finished off your first glass of wine. It's immediately refilled by Doflamingo who goes over the paperwork he pulled from his coat and slapped onto the table. His hand then goes to your thigh as the other slides the papers towards Mihawk.
“You'll see everything is in order.”
Doflamingo's hand inches under your dress, moving higher and higher and you find yourself torn between placing your hand on his wrist to stop him or letting him take what he wants, even under Crocodile's too watchful gaze.
That thought sends a warm shiver over your body, wondering how Crocodile would feel to watch Doflamingo take what was his. Would he get comfortable in his chair and touch himself? Would he be consumed with jealousy and turn to sand before covering every inch of your skin that wasn't being touched by Doflamingo?
Something must have given away your thoughts as Crocodile tilts his head slightly, his gaze moving from your face down your body to where Doflamingo's hand rested, those lithe fingers caressing a little too close to your unclothed core. A wicked smirk comes over his face and you look away, trying to pay attention to the conversation between Doflamingo and Mihawk.
There's a pause between the two as his hand pushes your thighs away from each other slightly before he twists his wrist a bit as his pointer and middle finger slide through your folds, just dipping into your warmth. Your breath catches in your throat and you freeze as Crocodile pipes up in a vice like tone,
“If you're going to be inappropriate at the table, Doflamingo, at least share with the class.”
Doflamingo stops just as the tip of his thumb brushes over your already swollen clit. You bite back a whine, shifting your hips slightly in your chair for some sense of relief, only to have it swiped from you as Doflamingo pulls his hand from under your dress. You keep your gaze anywhere but to the men at the table as Doflamingo lifts his fingers to his lips and licks off your essence with a wicked grin.
“I don't share my woman.” That same hand grips your chin, forcing you to stare up at your shaded lover with cheeks blooming in reds. “Isn't that right, treasure? Tell them.”
You struggle to find your voice and you know punishment is imminent as Doflamingo's jaw clicks, his grin turning dark as he almost seethes out, “Tell. Them.”
You somehow get out, “I'm yours.” Clearly pleased with your words, Doflamingo unhands your chin and you look to your lap almost ashamed, unable to believe you were so overcome with pleasure that you'd allow him to touch you in public - during a meeting for God's sake.
You take a few silent breaths to calm yourself before downing your second glass of wine, ignoring the raised looks from the men at the table though you peek at Crocodile and your heart jumps into your throat at seeing the lustful look on his face.
You give him another dark look in warning and luckily this time, Crocodile is smart enough to glance away from you, acting as if he were paying attention to the murmurs between Doflamingo, Mihawk and a few other men you'd never met before. You refill your own wine glass this time, gingerly sipping on the oaky red liquid as you lean back in your chair.
You can't help but silently hope that this meeting would be over sooner rather than later.
About an hour passes when you excuse yourself for a moment, ignoring the lasting looks on your back as you leave the ball room in search of a bathroom. Once you do, you lock the door and lean your palms on the sides of the sink, staring yourself down in the mirror as if asking yourself, ‘is this even worth it?’
You sigh to yourself before moving away from the mirror, quickly doing your business before washing your hands with another misty sigh. You hum softly under your breath and dry your hands off before looking back up in the mirror, only to give a startled, choked gasp as you take in wisps of thread slowly create the visage of your lover right above your head.
“You've been gone too long, dove,” the words brush past your ear, the words seeming worried but his tone felt a little too mocking for your tastes. “Your presence is missed at the table.” He then pouts slightly, “It's boring without you.”
You can tell he's playing games, trying to keep the air light as he takes in your face, a thread-twisted hand created from thin air as it takes your chin into long fingers. They tilt your head this way and that, shaded eyes watching every inch of your expressions before he finally murmurs,
“I think you should head home.”
You shake your head slightly, ignoring the reminder of Crocodile's burning eyes on your back as you reply lightly, “I'm alright, Doffy. It's nothing I can't handle.”
You can't see it but his eyes narrow behind his shades before his hand moves to your throat, his palm scratching against the thin, gold necklace as he barely squeezes.
“You would disregard my words?” You feel the threat in his words that send shivers over your skin and heat melting your core. Doflamingo's string puppet smirks, just like how he always does when he catches a hint of your desires.
“Mm, perhaps Crocodile is right,” he purrs lowly before dragging his tongue across your sharp jawline, nipping at your throat as he gets closer to your ear and whispers in your ear,
“You are quite a meal, and I grow hungry.”
You aren't given a moment to run his words through your head before you're lifted off the ground and your back is pressed against ice cold marble walls, your dress shoved up to your waist with your legs wrapped tightly around an uncovered waist. You have half a mind to push him off but you stop as the underside of his already erect cock slides against your damp core, his tip catching on your clit and sending pleasure rippling through your entire body.
Doflamingo’s lips meet your throat again as his hips rock against you, his teeth just biting down with a teasing suck against the flesh just as his tip catches against your cunt and begins pressing in. You hiss at the sudden stretch, reminding yourself to relax as you attempt to take him in without proper prep.
“Such a good dove,” he breathes against you as he pulls out just to slide in a little further. One hand gripping your waist and the other tugging your hair to pull your head back enough for you to stare up at him, your eyes half lidded and pupils blown as he makes you take a little more.
“Only I can make you feel like this, hm? Isn't that right, darling?” Like clockwork, the second he's got his claws and cock sunk inside your pillowy warmth, he begs for your attention, demanding you inflate his already enormous ego, which you do without hesitation.
“O-only you,” you barely get out, your breathing hitched and meek as you suddenly feel his tip hit something that makes you see stars. “Oh… Doffy…”
His smirk widens to a full out grin, teeth barred and sharp as he slides nearly his entire length into you. “Such a good girl, taking me s-so well…” His own voice quivers slightly though you miss it, too enamored in the pleasure he offered.
When your fingers tightened around the back of his shirt, he finally set a heavy pace, unrelenting and possessive as he claimed you in the most ornate bathroom you'd ever been in. His mouth found yours and it was immediately a fight for space, your tongues twisting and snaking against each other almost desperately as he thrusted into you over and over.
His hand on your waist moved over slightly until his thumb found your clit, setting a similar tempo in swift circles that pulls a loud moan from your lips, the sound echoing off the ornate walls along with the wet slap of him fucking you. No doubt any passerby would know exactly what was happening in that bathroom.
“Cum for me, my love. Let me feel you, let me fill you…” There's an edge in Doflamingo's voice that tells you he's close. You ignore the ache in your thighs as you cling to him with a soft beg, “Please, please, please…!”
His thumb adds an almost painful amount of pressure to your clit and just as he slides in, you see an endless explosion behind your clenched shut eyes, feeling your cunt flutter and suck him in as he lets a low, rumbled moan escape.
His breathing grows slightly erratic as his thrusting loses its rhythm, now chasing his own high and you feel when he finally cums, though you're left with an empty feeling as the string puppet shoots blanks. You feel his cock throb inside you but that same, gooey warmth the true Doflamingo always leaves you with isn't there, and you're almost filled with a guilty feeling until you hear,
“We're leaving soon,” Your head is pulled back a little more as the string puppet removes his face from your neck to stare down at you. “This isn't the same, as fun as this was.” He leans down and presses one last kiss to you before untangling your legs from his waist.
The second your feet hit the tile, the puppet begins to disappear. It watches as you fix your dress and hair, running a finger over your clearly bitten lips and over the marks on your neck that you'd have no way of covering.
The puppet smirks and leans down to press another kiss to your cheek just as his hips disappear. “He should share more often,” comes from the puppet, which causes your eyes to narrow in the mirror.
“Are you not part of Doflamingo?” You ask, rubbing the remaining smeared lipstick from your lips. Your eyebrows furrow as he cackles, his hands cupping around your arms with almost too gentle fingertips slowly running up and down your skin, the movement almost loving as he admits,
“I am a creation of Doflamingo, nothing more, nothing less.” The puppet's mouth meets your shoulder in a tender move. You're glued to your spot as piercing blue eyes stare at you over the rose tinted glasses, an unfamiliar look in the eyes he shared with Doflamingo. “But that doesn't mean I don't share his desires.”
He shares a final look with you before he disappears, leaving you feeling conflicted as you stare yourself in the mirror for a moment longer.
The second you're able to gather the strength, you finally leave the bathroom and once again ignore the pointed stares from everyone at the table, though the look on Doflamingo's face is a strange mix between pride and fury.
You're not even given a moment to sit down when your feathered lover suddenly stands, his hands slamming on the table as he lowly bites out,
“We're done here.”
You feel slight pride in yourself for not flinching at his outburst, gathering your things from the table silently though you do jump slightly when Crocodiles voice booms out,
“No wonder you seemed so quiet, Donquixote. Judging by the marks covering your little pet, your silence earlier proves you were preoccupied elsewhere.” Crocodile takes a long puff before sneering slightly, “And you didn't even have the decency to prepare show and tell… tsk.”
You roll your eyes, giving him a frown as Doflamingo slides a hand over your chilled back. You feel him flex his fingers slightly against your skin but you think nothing of it, focused more on leaving in one piece.
“Mind your tongue, Croccy, while you still have one.” Warned Doflamingo with a wicked grin, his tone light and playful though the threat remained true. Crocodile smartly said nothing in response.
Doflamingo led you away silently, keeping to himself the entire way back to the ship. The second you stepped foot back into your shared bedroom, your dress and the chains were ripped from your body, the quartz teardrops bouncing off the wooden floors into different directions.
You huffed and crossed your arms, staring up at Doflamingo with an unimpressed expression as you asked, “Something on your mind, my love?”
The moment the words left your lips, you were tied up in buzzing strings, lifted by your wrists as you were tugged back towards his grand bed. Your bare back landed on the plush blankets, your body pressing into the mattress uncomfortably as you were suddenly covered by the just as naked form of your lover.
“My puppet was supposed to come collect you, not fuck you stupid in a fucking washroom.” His words came out in a bite, though they weren't directed at you. You can't help but chuckle softly, moving a tangled hand from above your head to his short hair, running your fingers over the blonde as you murmur softly,
“If it makes it better, it wasn't the same. Familiar but… different.”
Doflamingo rumbles low in his chest, his lips peppering over your chest until they pull a nipple into its warmth. You hum happily at the feeling, letting your legs fall open more as he maneuvers his body over yours more. His hands move up your thighs until one teases over your folds, lithe fingers testing the waters as one slides in and curls upwards.
Your mouth falls open in a silent moan, eyes fluttering shut as he adds a second finger, curling again and again as he bites down on your nipple, causing your back to arch into his mouth.
Soft squelching echoes in the room as he adds a third finger, slowly stretching you to fit him though it's not long that you have your second orgasm of the night, shivers running over your body as you feel the tighten and the snap blind you for a moment. Your breathing falters as your hand falls from his head, meeting the bedspread with a muted thump.
Doflamingo lifts his head with a slight smirk before he pulls his whole body up and covers yours, his lips pressing to yours lovingly as he murmurs, “No one could ever make you feel like this…” He bites and pulls at your bottom lip for a second before letting it go with a growled, “Not even my puppet.”
Your eyes snap open as he thrusts into you in one move, grinning wickedly down at you as he properly takes what he wants. “Mine,” he hisses against your skin, one of his hands roughly gripping your thigh and moving it over his hip. You weakly try to cling to him but you're still weak from your orgasm and can't keep it up, causing your lover to huff irritably before moving himself from you and flipping your body so your front was pressed into the bed.
Brutal hands ripped your hips upwards and you cry out a moan as he slides through your folds again, your sounds muffled by mountains of pillows as he fucks you senseless. A swift hand meets your left cheek and you cry out again, begging moans of “More!” echoing off the sheets.
Doflamingo gave you everything you asked, no matter the price - clothing, food, intimacy, attention… you received it all, and the only thing he demanded in return was eternal love and praise.
And this instance was no different, as your voice bounced off the walls and sang out his praises for the entire ship to hear.
#mandies mumbles ; fanfics#Donquixote Doflamingo#doflamingo x reader#fem reader#one piece reader#ok to rb#one piece#trades ; 🍊#AAAA oh my shana i loved writing this for you 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖#i havent written this guy in soooooo so long 😭😭😭 oh doffy my beloved....#also do not ask when this is set. i do not know. nobody knows. why are THEY here? bc i thought it would be funny. dont look too deep into it#😂😂😂
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This made me giggle. I apologize lol...
Kafka says not to do something that concerns his writings*
Multiple people still do it and also tell everyone they did it*
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I JUST EXPERIENCED A THOUGHT BEAR WITH ME
SO DO YOU KNOW HOW AVEN GAVE UP HIS ROOM FOR THE TRAILBLAZER BC THEY COULDN’T CHECK IN??? Well, I think it was not just to get the express on his side a bit and start up a deal with them, but he also deliberately wanted to talk to the family (ie Sunday) to switch rooms. I mean, giving Sunday the full control to choose where Aventurine stays? Aventurine, an enemy of Sunday’s due to the fact that he is a representative of the IPC? Would Sunday not be chomping at the bit at the prospects of being able to control that? (Ik he’s a family member but I do not think he is in charge of hotel reception normally). I already think Sunday was listening into Ratio and Avens argument in 2.0 (which was obviously staged read by other posts), but now that I remember this, that Sunday was given full control over where Aven would stay? No way in hell he wasn’t gonna monitor that room, if he somehow wasn’t planning on it already.
#aventurine#dr ratio#hsr#penacony spoilers#honkai star rail#sunday hsr#bro was probably jumping for joy#Aven is so fucking smart and nobody talks about it ever#Two birds with one stone (setting up eventual conflict of him vs Acheron + express)#And well#Sunday never saw it coming 😭#Also we know they already monitor so much shit on the dreampool#We ask an NPC about fireflies whereabouts and she’s like “yeah we have the vitals and stress levels and everything for security”#And that’s just the stuff she felt comfortable enough to tell us 😭#Imagine all the other shit the family might monitor that even she didn’t know about
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I have a Goldie Playlist and a few are really good fits, I had to delete a couple that were a little too broadly applicable to gf in general, but I will NOT let go of "bad idea right?" Bu Olivia Rodrigo because I need it to vibe tune to my goldford smut!! I keep wanting to send the Playlist but it's short and I feel like I'm gonna find more perfect songs. Also I wanna use some for suprise animation when I have time..
My fic-writing playlist is meticulously organized by character & theme but i've got an entire section of the playlist that's just "yeah this song doesn't have anything to do with anything, i'm just keeping it in because I need the vibes to fuel my writing.
#(please never call it goldford though 😭)#(that makes it sound like my Bill is such a totally different character from canon Bill that even ship names with him need to be different)#(I reluctantly admit that sometimes calling Bill 'Goldie' can help differentiate when an asker is talking to me about canon vs my fic)#(but even that's uncomfortable as hell. like no one calls the other characters by different names to separate my fic from canon.)#(nobody's saying 'Goldilocks Mabel' to separate her from canon Mabel or anything. it only happens with Bill.)#('Goldie' is like the reverse of a deadname:)#(yeah I came up with the name—OUT OF *NECESSITY* BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS CAN'T CALL BILL 'BILL' IN PUBLIC—)#(but every time a reader calls him that instead of his original REAL name it makes my entire soul cringe.)#(you'll notice i never ever ever call Bill 'Goldie' outside of the fic! There's a reason for that! And it's that his name ISN'T 'Goldie'!)#marsupials of mars#ask#bill goldilocks cipher
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telling all of you rn when I finish chapter 3 and this idea still lingers in my mind imma make an animatic of this song for my au
#I SEE IT...I SEE IT ALL SO CLEARLY#also i say after ch3 cause....theres spoilers lol#also sorry i havent been answering asks I'm more than open for them but..today and yesterday where emotionally exhausting to me </3#i'll try to get back to talking abt the ggs soon#you see ezlo this is why nobody sends u asks cause your ass is too tired all the time!!!! 😭#ive been playing minecraft all day u_u#txt
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i’m literally so nervous to do a face reveal cause what if someone I know finds my account LIKE AAAAAAAAH it’s actually so over for me.
oh my god and the picture is so fucking huge tooo ogmfomdhsjsjsgsjskaodnesjsb 😭 anywaysssss
#Allurilove updates#me + my fave bunny plushie#me doing a face reveal cause i’m bored lol#nobody even asked for this but i’m doing it 😭😭
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*draws youtubers but doesn't know how to record herself*
just some work in progress :3 🔮
#work in progress#go girl show us nothing 😭#i'll try to do it better next time :3#i might post some pictures of the process too uhmm#nobody asked but i'm proud of my progress this year 💥#it has been a long time
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top five moments from this track lmao
hitoya’s participating in a free lawyer consultation service in ikebukuro which is where everyone winds up gathering lol. doppo is considering reporting his company for worker’s rights violations LOL, dice owes money and wants to hide next to hitoya lmao, rio was just training in the area, and rei came over for no other reason than to be a bother LOL
rei invites all of them to a hot springs getaway he just purchased and that’s when saburo shows up, complains that they’re wastes of human life for making so much noise in public being grown ass adults and is promptly kidnapped to go on the hot springs trip with them LOL
saburo threatens legal action for kidnapping a minor and hitoya says he can easily handle a lawsuit against him like that and hitoya pls 😭😭😭😭
after some very perilously off road driving on rio’s part lol, they arrive at their destination, and said destination has a lot of board games since the previous owner played them as a hobby. they wind up breaking off into pairs to play games, saburo with dice played backgammon (saburo lost lol), rei and hitoya on chinese checkers (rei lost lol), and doppo and rio went off to play ping pong
3️⃣🎲⚖️0️⃣ were having a chill time until a very loud sound came from the ping pong room and it turns out rio served the ball a little too hard and it indented into the wall, and poor doppo was cowering and crying in fear LOL. hitoya told him to GET UP lmao just imagine it's his boss and that works like a charm; doppo serves so hard rio couldn't even react, giving doppo his win 😌
#this is vee speaking#not that it’s surprising but hitoya was the funniest person in this track lmao#when he asked doppo what was wrong he teasingly asked if doppo embezzled company funds LOL 😭😭😭😭😭😭#dice interrupted their consultation for his own and didn’t even realise doppo was there even tho it was doppo who spoke to him first 😭😭😭😭#rei called hitoya amaguni-sensei 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#and doppo was so hurt when saburo said that all of them were unfit for society#and should just hide where no one could see them if they weren’t going to die from their shame of being worthless and i neED SABURO TO CHIL#GODDAMN LMAO NOBODY HAS MORE HATER ENERGY THAN YAMADA SABURO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#c: rapping boys
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ALSO GUYS I GOT MY EARS RE-PIERCED IN CLAIRES, YIPPEEEEEE!!! (I got them pierced four years ago during covid but had to take them out two years ago in school and FINALLY got around to getting them done again)
#karmaajr rambles#claires#if yall wanna know the story WHY i had to take them out..#its really funny actually 😭😭#ill tell yall if u ask :3#tbh i tell yall too much#BUT WHATEVS#NOBODY LOOKING AT THIS ^^#im speaking to the void#anyways#BYE!!!
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Bhreathnaigh mé ar 'Kneecap'. Bhain mé a lán sult as an scannán — sé go mhaith!!! Agus go diabhalta greannmhar.
Spoilers below 👇 (as Béarla lol)
the opening was sooo good not the Brits thinking a christening at a Mass rock was an IRA gathering. Doesn't that say a lot?
Cowboys are cunts
The cinnamontography 👌👌👌
Lmao when the cop calls him a fenian and he's like that's a fair question rudely asked
Bobby Sandals
Michael Fassbander is like is anybody gonna play a too handsome west Belfast Irish republican with empathy and nuance and won't even wait for an answer
I found the sex scenes kinda cringey tbh. But I guess they got across what they were supposed to
Never thought I'd see the telegraph building in a film but here we are lol
'We're the Radical Republicans Against Drugs. We're radical Republicans before we're against drugs. It's in the name' lmao a lot of people do act like that once they find out they can get in on the drug money too
I liked the class element. With JJ and his partner being more middle class (if teachers can be called middle class these days) and having a secure job, meaning he could quit easily but also had to hide his identity. Interesting
The two telephone boxes really moved me
Never underestimate the power of Belfast mothers too true
I've seen the quote 'gach focal a labhraítear i nGaeilge, is é piléar scaoilte ar son saoirse na hÉireann' repeated a lot which I understand because its catchy and its said a few times during the film, but I quite like the end where they add that maybe we shouldn't talk about things in terms of bullets anymore, even as a metaphor, and the Protestant girlfriend going to an Irish language class.
An indigenous language dies every 40 days??? What the fuck
Overall really enjoyed it and cant wait to watch it again. Love hearing Irish spoken in the north so this type of film and band are just iontach! ❤️🅾️ the DUP really created a horrible atmosphere with their attitude towards an Irish language act and their crocodile comments. Like just because people were asking for the same thing Scotland and Wales had 🙄 It really wasn't nice to be viewed like that. But now there's an ILA, and multiple Irish language films are doing well internationally, so I'd say that's Fenian cunts 1 - DUP nil
#gaeilge#please correct me if ive written anything wrong 😭 teanglann.ie was used a LOT#and im v tired rn#anyway here's a post that literally nobody asked for. overall would recommend#kneecap#ireland
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