#NOBODY ASKED FOR THE JOKER

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Ed Boon better finally give us Ash for Mortal Kombat 1 or I am sending explosive dildos to his house

[sweetchildofrocknroll]

[koiiiji]

i want to yapp that i fall from my bike and hurt my nose, chin and both knees, everything totally teared to meat, but i will take advantage of it and write you headcanons🫡🎗️

sorry i wrote it too fast so it’s not proofed at all

you can insert your favorite wb boy here🤕

so imagine you were on your way to your favorite boy to meet him and went on bike ride date, but you accidentally fell, catching a rail from the tram tracks with your wheel at speed. the most annoying thing is that you almost reached his street and you were only a few hundred meters away from turning to his house.

a moment later, as you quickly got up and grabbed the bike, crawling off the roadway, you limped to the nearest shop and in a slight shock recorded a video showing that you were injured.

the second he opened the message from you, he immediately called you in a rage, saying that you were a little fool, and demanding that you send him your geolocation and a detailed answer about exactly what and how you hurt yourself

a couple of minutes later, your boyfriend appeared in front of you with first aid in the form of napkins and water. squatting down in front of you, he carefully treated your knees, muttering under his breath that he would no longer allow you to ride somewhere other than the park. when it came to the nose and chin, he rose to his full height while you were sitting on the bench. You looked down at him with tearful eyes and hugged him tightly in tears, thanking him for his care. Taken aback, he hugged you back, stroking your head, and you sat there for a few more minutes until he barked that actually you still need to treat the wounds on your face.

ride on his back to his place was provided for you

[arctixout]

Okay but Jan playing bits of all those esc songs in their respective countries is such an act of love and so sweet. He puts so much affection in how he plays them and it's so !!!!!!!!!

I'm not even from those countries but I feel so loved it's incredible.

[bisquitly]

Honestly sad that I need to take these down🥲 so thought to finally show them then

I'm moving next week so that's why... had so much fun making the JO door, tho it started as just Kris one xD, but yeah quickly evolved to that.

Aaaand of course the mess which I call my fridge x) you can find stuff from JO kultsa and Käärijä Baltic princess gigs :) and of course fanarts which I got or bought from these talented artists🙏 (still so freaking happy I succeeded getting Jesse card!)

[sparkles-oflight]

You know...maybe the revenge dress theory is not that far off...

[thoughtsofthegirlwiththecurl]

Jeff "Joker" Moreau & Female Shepard || 3k || Mass Effect 2

Grief is a funny thing. You can push it down, down, down for two years and then suddenly the dead person is alive again and standing on the bridge and fine and that's when the grief kicks you in the teeth.

Featuring Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, Sharing a Bed, Found Family, Survivor Guilt (but then the other person actually also survived [sorta, they're alive now at any rate] which complicates it), The Kind of Emotional Vulnerability You Only Get When You're Awake with Your Friend at 2am

Read it on AO3

[aquickstart]

I simply must tell you that you’re doing more effective marketing for Saltburn than any ad or preview ever could I’m fully about to go see it just to understand your hype

PLSSS this is the SINGLE best thing you can say to me about any of my hyperfixations. i am so so glad. so glad so happy. i genuinely hope you enjoy this freaky beautiful genius piece of a cinematic masterpiece. i truly genuinely do

[stankvle]

the fact that people who have JUST gotten into south park are already doing kyle mouth scars is turning me into the joker. i thought we’d PROGRESSED as a society!!!!!!!!

i really thought we quit doing that shit in like 2014!!!! but nooooo nobody knows how to act around here

[dumbasswhatever]

i've been trying to read more and explore more types of books to see what i like and while i like books that keep it concise, i'm also discovering a fondness for longer, more complex books, and i think one thing i really appreciate about them is the way they can portray death. if a book spans over several decades, it naturally will depict a character or several dying, and these deaths can impact the story in incredible ways, but at the same time it isnt like the story is solely about their death. it naturally depends on the skill of the author and what they're trying to do, but i think in longer books it's easier to show that death is just another part of life, and that's just really reassuring to me

[sweetchildofrocknroll]

[koiiiji]

*in cafe, the waitress just brought the bill to sabbath crew with blue eyes! reader*

wooin : yo man did you see that? she was totally giving you “fuck me” eyes

joker : no she wasn’t

hyuk : nah, she definitely did give you “fuck me” eyes

reader : what are the “fuck me” eyes?

wooin : its… well, some women just have “fuck me” eyes..

reader: do i have “fuck me” eyes?

wooin : no, you have “give us the ring, my precious” eyes

[elytrafemme]

tumblr dot com is a really cool site bc it’s a good place to engage with your interest and offload how you’re feeling and talk with your friends etc bla bla bla ETC but there’s also The Horrors (this platform is a psychological horror experience. 2 me) 

[help-itrappedmyself]

Danny Punches a Clown Pt. 3!

I have reached quota for people asking for part 3. This has gotten waaaaay more popular than I expected, but thank you to everyone for the support! ❤❤❤

Masterpost

~~~~~~~~~~

Danny was barely able to get any sleep before something was waking him up again. It was the same night as the clown fiasco. It wasn’t even morning yet, the sun wasn’t even out before he was awoken by the sounds of many vehicles stopping at the end of the alley he had camped in. 

“Start looking.” He heard a gruff voice say. He heard a few sounds of affirmation before someone started coming towards him, looking all around the alley.

Danny stood, grabbing his bag and sliding into the shadows as best as he could. He hopes that they’re not another creepy clown. They seemed to be the hero type, in a red suit with yellow belts across his chest. He was certainly not a civilian, but the way he was holding that stick did not make him seem friendly. Danny waits as long as possible before calling out.

“ Can I help you find something?” Danny asks, stepping forward. The boy stops immediately, staring right at him. Neither say anything for a moment. 

“ Guys, I found him.” The boy says to nobody, because that certainly didn’t sound like he was talking to Danny. Which meant that he was looking for Danny, which didn’t feel like a good thing.

“ Right, well, I’m going to go.” Danny mutters, trying to edge his way past the other boy. Unfortunately the other boy doesn’t quite let him, but he does put the stick away before stepping fully in front of Danny and blocking his path.

“ Are you okay?” The boy asks, holding his palms out in a calming gesture. Though getting a little close for Danny’s taste so he backs away a step. The boy just holds his hands up higher and doesn’t follow. “We know you were part of the hostage situation earlier, did the Joker hurt you at all?”

“ The Joker?” Danny mumbles, his eyebrows furrowing in thought before exclaiming, “ The crazy clown? You call him the Joker?”

The boy cocks his head to the side a little, lowering his arms, though keeping them in sight and away from his weapons.

“ Yes.” He answers. “ I’m Red Robin, how long have you been in Gotham?” The boy gives him and his backpack a quick scan which Danny does not appreciate because he knows he must be a mess right now.

“ That really depends, Red Robin.”

~~~~~~~~~~

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[adhara2034]

I like to think that after the Joker Jr. incident, Tim has scars that stretch from the corners of his mouth to his cheekbones and that he often used make-up or a face mask to cover it in public.

Now, picture the moment in Batman #618 when Jason has Tim in the graveyard, and he's trying to kill Tim. It's raining, and the make-up is washing off his face, revealing the nasty, jagged scars that were a gift from Junior's father. Now, picture the moment when Jason sees this kid, same age as he was when he died, smile lines etched into his face, scars that are clearly old. Picture Jason then between two thoughts as he stares at Tim's fear ridden face, that the Batman came for this kid and didn't for him, and the fact that the Joker is still able to hurt Robins even after Jason's death.

Picture his rage for the new Robin fading, picture his gun and knife clattering to the floor and a new rage takes hold, picture Jason grabbing Tim by the collar of his suit, yelling 'why does he still stay with the Batman, even after what happened?' Picture Tim's voice as he tells Jason that he stays because he 'has to' because 'Batman would go too far and he has to be there stop him'

Picture Jason dropping the new kid, picture him backing away from him, telling him that he 'has to leave before it's too late,' picture Tim's small smile and eyes that tell Jason that he won't do what he asks, picture Jason leaving Tim in that graveyard, leaving with more rage and determination then he's ever felt before, because if the kid won't leave for himself, Jason will make sure that there is nobody for him to kill himself over.

[moonhoures]

Beautiful

🕷️ kinktober — day 24: praise kink🕸️

pairing: jaehyun (nct) + reader (g/n *)

genre: non-idol!au, smut, fluff

warnings: 18+, minors do not interact, explicit smut, praise, dry humping, unprotected sex, penetration, sloppy making out, couch sex, creampie, (* i did mark this as a gender neutral fic but the reader is described as wearing a dress so yeah just wanted to include that! *)

word count: ~1k

synopsis: your bf is upset that no one at the costume party you went to recognized your cosumtes 💔

posted: october 28, 2023

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“Baby, don’t be like that.”

Your boyfriend shook his head, trudging into your house with heavy, sad steps before plopping onto the couch. You held back a chuckle at his overdramatic pout and crossed arms. He was currently upset because you two had gone to a Halloween party, dressed up as the 1996 version of Romeo and Juliet from the Baz Luhrmann movie. Jaehyun was the one who had came up with the idea, and he was really excited when your costumes came out fairly accurate to the film. However, he was devastated all throughout the night when partygoer after partygoer failed to pinpoint the characters you were portraying.

“Our costumes were dumb,” he sulked, picking up the TV remote in hopes of distracting himself with whatever show was on.

“They were not dumb,” you assured him, “They’re cute! And it’s not like no one knew who we were. Johnny and Mark knew!”

“I told Mark what costumers we were doing, and Johnny was the one who went shopping with me,” he retorted, the furrow in his brow only deepening as he continued to be upset. “Everyone thought I was a tourist.”

“Well, I think our costumes were amazing. It’s not our fault nobody in the room has good taste in movies like you,” you tried to make him feel better, and as the down-turned front of his eyebrow lifted, you thought it might be working, “Honestly, I’d rather have a great costume that no one recognizes than be the hundredth Harley Quinn and Joker couple.”

He laughed softly at that, “They did have a lot of those. That movie came out years ago.”

“And how many Romeo and Juliets were there?”

“None,” he replied, a satisfied smile on his lips. He looked up at you, and he reached his hand out for yours, holding it, “Thanks, ________.”

“Don’t beat yourself up, Jae. Besides, I think you look really hot in this outfit,” you confessed, your other hand reaching up to the collar of his Hawaiian print shirt. Your fingers fiddled with the top button, and neither of you seemed fazed when it just so happened to pop open.

“Yeah?” he asked, eyes now trained on the plump of your lips, the remnants of your lip gloss still making them shiny.

“Yeah.”

“You look gorgeous too. I like this little halo,” he further proved his point by nudging the halo headband above your head with his finger, making it wobble. You giggled along with him, and then his hand was on your cheek, pulling you in for a kiss.

The kiss turned hot and heavy in moments; suddenly you were straddling his lap. His hands found purchase on your ass and thighs, fingers gripping onto you and sliding the already short hem of your dress up. Low groans of gratification and wanton whines were muffled through your tongues and lips. Your hips shifted rhythmically over your boyfriend’s, emitting deep, guttural moans from his throat.

“Fuck yes, just like that,” Jaehyun spoke through gritted teeth when you grinded down on him and trailed open-mouthed kisses down his neck. Usually he would warn you about making hickeys, but right now he couldn’t find it in himself to care about that.

After a little more grinding and passionate, messy kissing, Jaehyun managed to get both of your underwear off and push his jeans down to the floor. You were going to straddle him again, but he maneuvered you so that you were lying on the couch. You let out a small whine about your halo bending before tugging it off and tossing it onto the floor. He hovered above you, pushing your leg up so that he could fit better between your thighs.

You sucked in a quick breath as he thrusted slowly into you for the first time, while he simultaneously let out a sigh that resembled a curse word you couldn’t quite make out. He had his head buried in your neck, hot breath making your collarbone warm.

“I’ll never get over how good you feel,” he said, “Every single time . . . is better than the last.”

You moaned, your hands wandering under the loose-fitting Hawaiian shirt he wore. It was hanging on by only a few buttons now, so you made quick work of unfastening them and tugging the shirt off of him completely while his thrusts never faltered, “Jae.”

“I know” when he didn’t get a response he said, “You keep squeezing me like that and I’m gonna cum. You want that?”

You couldn’t think of any words in the moment, too overwhelmed with your looming orgasm, so you simply nodded. He rested his forehead against yours, and as if on cue, you clenched down on his throbbing cock.

“Shit, ________,” he cursed, eyes screwing shut. His thrusts became deeper and a little faster; he moved with purpose, “You feel so good. Smell so good. Look so good. Fuck, you look beautiful. I don’t tell you that enough.”

“Jae,” you finally broke your silence, “Please.”

Finally, he shut up and focused on what he was doing. He drove his hips into yours with ardor. He littered kisses over your face, ending with your mouth where he drew you into another sloppy kiss. It was sloppy in the sense that it was full of tongues and teeth, but also because your mouth was parted for loud whimpers.

Jaehyun’s movements stuttered, and his grip on the couch tightened beside you, “Holy fu- I’m cumming.”

“I’m cumming,” he repeated, his words coming out broken up and whiney.

Spurts of his cum filled you up. Your leg hiked higher up on his hip. Your hands grasped onto his back, fingernails clawing at him as you felt your orgasm about to crash down on you.

“That’s it, fucking cum for me. Come on, baby,” even in the aftershocks of his own release, he urged you to chase your own, “You look so pretty when you cum, baby. Do it.”

So you did. You came with an exclamation of your boyfriend’s name as the familiar, orgasmic sense of euphoria settled over you.

“God, you look . . . so. Fucking. Beautiful.”

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