#NO SHIT????

[the-main-idiot]

Me 2 my therapist “nnn,,oooo.. mmmm.. I don’t really wanna share this one because it sounds silly out loud..”

“Well now I’ve gotta know! I’m all curious”

(Insert lots of back and forth before responding)

“That’s not real, that isn’t happened. It’s silly”

[rainbenrry23]

Americans making an aesthetic out of Italy is so funny to me

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[hellenar-ts]

i made this meme in a blind rage

[superkursunaskr]

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[victusinveritas]

[jellyjamheadobb]

[sreegs]

[tododeku-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[fuckingshutup]

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[sincenewyorks]

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

[hilarioushitshq]

Not Karl..