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[summikomi]

jjk smau: it's your birthday! ..where are they?

ft. gojo, yuuji, megumi, nanami, choso & shoko

cw: highly suggestive content, fem reader on yuuji & shoko, implied stsg like once on shoko, alcohol mention on megumi, general sappiness

hello, did anybody order a slice of self-indulgence? (it's my birthday!) if the characters chosen seem random that's because i just picked my favorites.. i may add others later but my fingers were cramping up

[luvlyycy]

satoru who loves kissing your pussy, your clit sticky, twitching, and all puffy from cumming so much. but he cant just stop,,,, your cunt tastes so sweet, so good. it drives him insane. your hands in his hair desperately trying to pull him away while his arms are locked around your thighs— "s'fuckin' good, my god. can eat this slutty pussy forever, baby.."

[double-features]

idk man i woke up one day and decided "this is going to be the dude i think about every day" and ran with it

[justawasteoftime1122]

I need a hazbin au where it's all a film. Nobody actually died, nobody actually hurt each other, it's just a filmed au. In the real life of the film au, Change are still dating, Husker dust are together, Radioapple are together, Vox and Al are besties. I just need it. *grippy hands where they wave hands towards me with evil grin* GIMMIE GIMMIE I NEED IT PEOPLE DIS IS MY VERSION OF THERAPY but seriously, imagine these idiots being immature dumbasses backstage

(Edit: Thank you to those who're helping me find these! Much appreciated)

[anti-marauders]

Its funny remembering that in a way Mulciber and Avery are more respectful than The Marauders.

Cause The Marauders bully Lily's ex best friend Severus, despite James being in love with Lily and them claiming to be the good guys. Like bro if you want the girl befriend her best friend, damn.

And Mulciber and Avery, who are friends or acquaintances with Severus which is said by Lily, apparently don't do shit to Lily cause when she tries to get Severus to see how bad they are she only brings up the shit Mulciber did to Mary, someone Severus doesn't even know. Avery & Mulciber are clearly blood purists so they would obviously talk shit and I really think they'd talk shit about Lily wether they were friends with Severus or not cause she's a muggleborn and a gryffindor.

Yet Severus still hangs out with them and has no other issues with them especially cause he'd throw a fit if they talked shit about Lily. And if he did they'd clearly hex him cause they won't take shit from a half blood. Like wether they left Lily alone in an effort to keep Severus on their side to recruit him or not, they seemed smarter then the marauders. Cause while they didn't try to befriend her obviously, they knew if they wanted Severus on their side they didn't target the one person he truly cares about.

Now wether Mulciber and Avery were really close to Severus or not they still didn't target Lily or say shit cause I feel like they would considering how much James goes after her so they'd hear a lot about her. I feel like they'd attack her out of annoyance or berate her incase they thought she believed she was all that but apparently not cause Lily doesn't bring anything up and I know damn well she would have. Severus probably would have left them if they did.

[callmeend]

“Vee x Shelly is a great ship!”

Vee x Shelly:

[ri4naaa]

hey so i’m not very creative or original but um.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

me: *doing whatever*

my brain: go spin in place

me: what

my brain: four times, to the left, arm 3/4-2/3 out.

me: there are people around!

my brain: ok… but you arm is gonna buzz and you’re not gonna be able to step on your right leg for like 30 minutes or until you’re distracted enough

me: …

[hungergameshyperfixation]

This was from the cursed pits of 2023.

[ur-localsimp]

Obey me random quotes part 85 :3

Levi: *losing in a game* See this is why I hate this fucking game >:(

Nb!MC: *sitting on the couch listening to Levi talk while Lucifer helps them braid their hair* Stop being a little hoe about it -.-

(Lucifer definitely smacked them in the head with a comb for that-)

Levi: How’s about you stop being a bitch?

M!MC: bro you play Fortnite..

Levi: and?

M!MC: then you’s a bitch!

Levi: *dies for the umpteenth time* .. NOW HOW THE FUC- *tosses the controller, and it breaks-* ..

Nb!MC: *turns their head* did you just break my controller..?

Levi: *regretting everything* Yes I did indeed.. break your controller-

Nb!MC: *gets up from the couch, full demon form and all* oh word-

Yea so- AFTERMATH!-

Lucifer: Apologize. Now.

Nb!MC: *got their ass kicked for chasing Levi around the house and messing up Luci’s hard work(the braids-)* Uggh.. I’m sorry for chasing you around the house Levi..

Levi (with a bag of frozen peas on his now black eyes): It’s fine.. *totally noticed the amount of sarcasm in Nb’s tone*

[winterxgardener]

2019 💚💙

[salad-006]

New year new me ! My old persona refs like a year and a half old so its already horribly outdated , so i decided to do another one that'll hopefully last a bit longer

Fun fact about a detail that no one will notice : ive got that white streak in one eyebrow because irl there's one single hair that consistently grows out pure white and way longer than the rest .i managed to put it on the wrong eyebrow though so who cares

[goonsbrain]

hugh fan of this weapon that kills me instantly

[misstiqq]

michael(small)

too busy at college, bruhhh

[randyjaded]

moved house!

look how great all my dialtown boys look together , can’t wait to get my grubby paws on mingus :3c