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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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I know everyone’s mad at Aziraphale right now because of how the season’s ended but I don’t think we’ve talked enough about the fact that Aziraphale has been keeping a diary for centuries (based on the fact the entry we see is from volume 603) and he literally starts his entries with “dear diary, last month Crowley and I both happened to be in Edinburgh”.
#HE WRITES IN HIS DIARY LIKE A STEREOTYPICAL TEENAGE GIRL#HOW IS ANYONE NORMAL ABOUT THIS#also the absolute banger of a fanfic this would be#someone just writing all 603 volumes of Aziraphale’s journals which are all just meetups with crowley#you know his journals are filled of their misadventures as idiots in love#dear dork diary but its aziraphale#HA#ineffable husbands#good omens spoilers#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#anthony j crowley#crowley x aziraphale#go 2x03
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guts is his #1 simp
#this scene made me laugh my ass off when i first read it#‘this is all for your dream aint it?’#yes guts luring your enemies into a castle and murdering them in cold blood is ok if its for your crush’s dream#not to mention murdering the ppl you hired to help as well#absolutely ridiculous#i love these idiots#berserk#meme#shitpost#griffith#guts#griffguts
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"you all hated taylor kelly, abby clark, ana flores, and every other female love interest but loooove tommy kinard, therefore you're misogynistic" SO CLOSE! i actually never hated any of those women, or any other female love interest for that matter because i'm better than you, but uh good luck next time ig <3
#actually sorry yeah im filled with love#would it be better if i hated all of those women AND a gay man. like would that be a better combination?#lucky for me im not an idiot and i dont hate any of them#its the whole assuming everyone hated every female love interest so seeing people like the male love interest strikes you a misogynistic#like uh well it might be if thats what was actually happening but you guys are the ones who were being weird so#bucktommy#taylor kelly#tommy kinard#abby clark#ana flores#margot yaps
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Do fairies get married like humans do in this au, mainly asking cause a wanna know how the Cosmo/Wanda proposal went (if there even was one)
They get married the way Fairies do!! By becoming a bonded pair!!
Bonded Fairies are magically connected! Magic and food is shared between them and they can feel the distance between each other when apart! Bonded Fairies share half their soul with the other.
Bonding can be used for a multitude of reasons beyond romantics, such as platonic or medical. So long as two (or more!) fairies trust and love each other in a mutual form, it can be invoked. The longer the bond lasts, the more connected the fairies become!
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop cosmo#cosmo#fop wanda#wanda#asks#itty bitties fop au#BONDING!!!!#YUOR HONOR#TWO HALVES OF A WHOLE IDIOT#OUGHGGH#'share magic and food' <- this means that if cosmo eats something while wanda doesnt#half of the food he eats gets shared with her !!#bonding is very useful for a multitude of reasons#if there was any drawbacks to creating a bond. its that it feels like you've suddenly lost half of who you are!#thankfully fairies dont bond willy nilly. they take it very seriously. its the highest form of commitment to another!!!#its about abandoning selfishness for the sake of another!!!! to care and love another!!! to put their needs above your own!!!!
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hc that haitham was a lil blushy mess😣and then 🗿🗿
#genshin impact#haikaveh#genshinimpact#Alhaitham#kaveh#fanart#they make me go crazy#genshin fanart#its just the angst made them so much tastier#AND TO THINK HAITHAM IS THE ONE PINING FOR YEARS OOOFF#HE JUST DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SHOW HIS LOVE#AND EVEN IF HE DID KAVEH WOULD NOT BELIVE IT#SMART IDIOTS#i mean if you look hard you can clearly see how he has a soft spot for kaveh my boy open ur eyes
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Moments in Charles Leclerc that are so insane I wish I made it up but can't, because this stuff can only happen to him
- When his watch got stolen and he decided to CHASE the guy with his custom ferrari 488 pista
- When his former girlfriend got locked out of the apartment and he wasn't answering his phone so she had to subscribe to his Twitch channel to tell him to open the door (please watch his former streams I beg)
- When he crashed Niki Lauda's 1974 ferrari during the Monaco historic grand Prix (his luck I swear)
- Every Monaco Grand Prix ever (the infamous charles leclerc curse)
- When he went to dinner with a guy, posted the picture on Instagram and it turns out it was an international criminal wanted by the Interpol
- He went to a restaurant once, handed his car to the valet and the car was out of fuel
- When he went for a run, took some photos with fans and this couple started to fight in front of him
- When he didn't realized his tiktok likes were open to the public (it was mostly fan edits of himself, baby goats, babies but mostly fan videos about himself)
- Recently, he dropped his airpods in the airport floor and decided to use this gigantic clamp to get it back
- Or just his babygirl esque nature (i love him <3)
- He accepted a ride from two strangers just because he couldn't find a cab (Arthur was also in the car!!!)
(Also, feel free to add more, please, and every time he does something so charles, i will uptade the list)
#he's so dumb i love him#idk felt the need to tell you bitches how much i love this idiot of a man#also because i saw the video of him catching the airpods and said it out loud 'stuff that could only happen with charles'#anyway this man isnt real and i love this stories so much like its so unhinged#also guys if anyone knows who did this edit please let me know i got from twitter a long tkme ago and idk who made it#charles leclerc you will always be famous#f1#charles leclerc#scuderia ferrari
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(guy who has never played cotl) haha au time
#this started as a design exercise bc i couldnt get sphinx/devon rex narinder out of my head#but the whole time i was thinking man imagine if the lamb brings him in as a follower but nobody knows he was actually. you know#and the followers are like haha wow our leader channels the power and wisdom of the one who waits almost as if they were them#would that be cool or what. anyway heres narinder reassuming his pre-bishop form and everything his flesh remembers before godhood#ok now im gonna ramble abt design notes#the singe marks were inspired by fallen angels like how some ppl say they burned while falling from heaven. i wanted smth like that when#the lamb is resurrected by nari.. their outfit is inspired by papal cloaks while narinders is based on crusader armor#the lambs name 'bellwether' is also a term used for sheep that wear a bell and lead the flock and i thought that was cool#idk what the thuribles do yet but i do have smth in mind where theyre linked together. and ofc the lamb has a shepherds staff#very proud of nari's little devil tail!! and it was hard to see bc its so dark but he has wrinkles around his forehead to conceal his#third eye. even he isnt aware of it (for now)#idk where im going with this au i just have a bunch of ideas?? basically the lamb is keeping nari's identity a secret from him so he doesnt#go down that path of powerhungry destruction. smth like trying to lead him down a better path but feels guilty lying to do that#also theyre in love with each other and theyre stupid pining idiots abt it. mwah#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#the one who waits#cotl the one who waits#narilamb#art#au#myart#my art#character design#cotl au#false prophet! au
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this is actually how blind betrayal went down
#been obsessed still with writing my for Addy and Danse hehe they’re idiots in love#you can probably find my fics around here somewhere I’ll bump the post up#I may or may not write this scene in its entirety LMAO#fallout#og#amelia art#Paladin Danse#Elder Maxson#fanfiction#fallout 4#blind betrayal#sole survivor#arthur maxson
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crowley’s love for humanity has got be my favorite thing . he’s seen it all . he’s seen the absolute worst side of it , and he loves it anyways . crowley , you beautiful soul . what a terrible punishment it must be to have a heart that bleeds as much as yours .
#crowley’s greatest punishment was not his inability to see the stars it was the fact he wasn’t stripped of his love .#no matter how hard he tries to deny it — no matter how he may hide from it and wish it wasn’t so#he can’t help it .#its such an integral part of him .#he loves like the rest of us breathe .#sorry y’all after my last post you know it had to be a double homicide#azicrow#aziracrow#ineffable divorce#ineffable spouses#ineffable husbands#ineffable bureaucracy#ineffable idiots#ineffable lovers#ineffable fandom#ineffable partners#good ineffable omens#ineffable wives#good omens#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#crowley x aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#michael sheen#david tennant#neil gaiman#lgbt#lgbtq
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to the holes in my butterfly wings
#im a coward bc i couldnt see it unfold in real time :) once i saw the press release 40 mins before it went live i logged out of everything#its really hard to articulate how any of this feels because 15 year old kate lives in 22 year old kate's body#and shes been attached to that lovely fucking idiot for all her formative years#its like a part of my childhood just faded away overnight; just out of reach#its like when Roger Federer left they just dont tell you how devastating sports can be#the anger will come and it will be of the biblical variety#but for now im scared 22 yr old Kate and 15 yr old Kate cant console eachother#anyway i made this on the roadtrip back home. he means so much to me. always always. always.#f1#daniel ricciardo
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Siblings am i rite?
#digital art#my art#moomin#moominvalley#snufkin#the moomins#moomin fanart#snufkin fanart#little my#snufkin: melody of moominvalley#snufkin makes me growl and bark like a dog ngl#this shit made me cackle like an idiot#you can litterally bully her#Snufkin has a bit of a mean streak#dont he?#its fine i love it#ehehhe#this game is great#i have the delux vr
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"Jason just needs to see things from his family's perspective and understand how much they love him (despite them never actually communicating or showing him through their actions)" is out. "The batfamily putting a single bit of effort into understanding Jason and reconciling with him on his own terms" is in.
#my dc posting#jason todd#dc#like genuinely i am sooo tired of the first#like yes yes jason is a stupid unstable idiot who misunderstands everything and somehow comes to the most stupid#wrong conclusions ever and he just needs to see things from his family's perspective#and learn how much they loved and missed him when he was dead WHATEVERRR can you shut uppp#cus yknow how many times i've read fic of any of the batfam actually holding jason's opinion as valid or even doing silly lil small things#like 'not horribly invading his privacy' and 'actually respecting his very reasonable boundaries'? VERY rarely.#when will i get to read a fic where jason's extremely valid&understandable complaints and critiques are actually taken to heart and#anyone puts any effort into actually improving themselves and finding a middle ground#but no sorry i forgot. jason's just a fucking idiot who misreads and misunderstands everything his family does bc he's not a goddamn mind#reader who can somehow understand every miniscule twitch of batman's cape#if my dad prioritized my abuser over me i'd be very valid in concluding he might not care for me that much actually </3#i stop being sympathetic to bruce's issues the moment they're used as an excuse for him to mistreat his kids sorryyy#sorry i'm in a pissy mood rn. this isn't directed at any one specific person i'm just annoyed how common this is. it's a whole pattern.#its own genre of jason fic with no warning for it
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BAD SANSUARY // [29] glow for owl-bones's event !
pov u attacked the little error doll he gave u w/ sooo many smoochies and he felt all of it
alt. vers. under the cut !
#badsansuary#error!sans#error sans#mblue art#tsundere idiot. get loved on <3#i like the idea of him having a dual-color blush but i'm still trying to figure out how to do that;; i think it ended up looking good :0 !#also!! love the idea of error making a (magic-infused?) plush doll of him for whatever reasons; i think its cute and thoughtful#have little guy w/ u by ur side whenever he's away so u can cuddle him whenever u miss him;#it being infused w/ magic (?) making it somehow possible for him to feel the hugs n kisses;#i think it's a nice way to be physically affectionate w/ him even when he still has haphephobia#(haha oh man im rlly kissy for badsansuary HSBJHSBDFJSDH wait 'till you see the next one 😎 bet u cant guess what's in it 😎😎 /silly)
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every time i adjust the way i draw richies hair i level up
#ryvdraws#richie lipschitz#richard lipschitz#richie npmd#nerdy prudes must die#npmd fanart#npmd#team starkid#starkid fanart#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid npmd#guys im literally obsessed with him please help me#not shown: the miku binder#i love doodling the little guy and i love remembering i can do that at literally any time its insane#sad? draw this idiot. cured!#theres three types of richie shirt artists btw#group 1 which actually draws the tigers#group 2 which is flowers/squiggles#and group 3 (me) which is just a solid color. fuck you. (im lazy im usually group 2)#tag yourself which group are you
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Vettonso complaining about each other not respecting schrondinger's track limits on the radio compilation + Seb's commentary that made me a bit feral
Must include these sexy ass pics okay, it makes me feral how hard they race each other.
Also SO upset that we got this vid and there's also pictures(and presumably a vid out there somewhere) of Fernando, back then, ALSO debriefing this race. And yet we never got them together?????? Evil. Fucked up.
Imagine seeing them complaining about each other but also having to (begrudgingly if you're Fernando) compliment each other IN FRONT of each other. Maybe its a good thing it doesn't exist, bcs then I'd have a heart attack.
#this is just a supercut of the f1 vid in the source so you should watch that as well :)#thank you boo to inadvertently pointing me towards this moment cause man it makes me insane#like the added context of knowing seb was just being bratty cause he KNEW fernando was heated on the radio is SO funny#fernando's radios....actually so feral#'give back the position IMMEDIATELY'#fernando i dont have the position but i will do my best to give it to you anyways#grrrrrrr theres smth about getting to see seb discuss such a vettonso hard racing moment#he clearly respects him 🥹#but even years on you can tell hes SO pleased abt how much he was irritating fernando#this is the kinda clip that makes me wish f1 had proximity chat#them both on the radio like 'does that idiot EVEN know what hes doing'#also the annoying confidence of seb on the radio saying its fernando's fault if he gets a punctuee#and not even mentioning the fact that he could get a puncture 😭#but again. to hear him complimenting Fernando really kills me#just about his spacial awareness and how seb feels like he can always race him to the limit bcs he TRUSTS him#like that is the true f1 romance to me. racing someone hard and complaining on the radio but +#admitting that you never rly felt in danger bcs you TRUST the other driver!!!!!!!#i love sassy angry radios. they both sound so........yeah. im unwell#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#we do a little bit of f1#2014 british gp#vettonso
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