#NAMI ELECTROCUTE HIM!!!!!

[hauntingblue]

Luffy hunger strike......

[blednokrov]

I've been having lots of fun designing random OP fusions for a hypothetical AU where people can fuse... Feel free to drop a combo of any two Strawhats in my asks for me to draw a fusion of them (I'm only reading impel down rn so please no spoilers)

More on these:

Mickey (Nami + Franky) - ultimate Big Sibling fusion. She's very balanced in her sense of responsibility, desire to take other under her wing and general "fun but let's keep it sane and safe" vibe. One of favorite fusions of Strawhats as her appearance often means "supervised fun that is otherwise strongly off limits" and they just love her in general. Overall, Mickey's cool, fun and sexy (and not allowed in many public places because she only wears bikini swimsuits). He fights with electrocution.

Didja miss me? Well, now you can look at my pretty face all you want - we're gonna have so-o-o much fun~

U.V. or just Violet (Usopp + Vivi) - the big dreamer one. She is really sweet and emotionally open - probably one of most child-like fusions, but often gets timid and unsure when it's time for her to to stand up for herself. She loves fantasizing and excitedly ranting about all these ideas on how to make world a better place, but goes into very absurd territory without noticing. They fight with a sling and explosives.

No, wait, but listen. But what if The World Government, like, printed money so that everyone can have some, and- No, wait, i don't think this is how economy works. Okay, what if we all just...

Roro (Zoro + Robin) - arguably the most unhinged fusion of them all. With Robin's morbidly creative mind and Zoro's general disinhibition in most generally dangerous situations, Roro is pretty much unstoppable once he set his mind to do something reckless, dangerous and possibly really violent (as they both don't have any qualms about murdering or causing severe bodily harm). However when not in "focused on following through with an insane idea" mode, Roro is actually a rather pleasant company! They're calm, collected and thoughtful, yet shamelessly silly, especially with Luffy and Chopper who they adore. Most of the crew is rather cautious about them (except for Luffy who whines how he misses playing "multiarmed tags" with Roro) because they can cause much trouble without supervision. On the other hand, they're very strong. They fight combining swordfighting with generating extra limbs (which also means an arm slashing you with a sword can sneak on you from any direction).

Oh. I see. How about we send his head- okay, his fingers in a box to his captain as a warning?

Note: Luffy has the privilege of naming all fusions and usually just smashes names together until it sounds like an easy to remember name... Sometimes inner logic of how the name was made is lost even to him

[beanghostprincess]

Something I adore when it comes to Sanuso is that their relationship canonically has a type of development we don't pay much attention to. We do talk about their remarkable scenes together but not the differences between them and the time they take place.

When they meet they do not get along. Like. At all. They start yelling at each other and arguing and honestly? It makes so much sense keeping in mind their personalities and differences. They just don't click.

Then Alabasta comes and Sanji returns Usopp his goggles. It's not a grand gesture, but it's intimate and nice and they are crewmates, after all, so of course he would do it. Sanji is just kind like that and he cares so much for each of them, so he gives. And I don't think Usopp is used to being taken care of like this, so he takes. Also, we already see them interact as friends, so we can say they are a family.

Now this is when the huge development starts taking place. Because even if their dynamic of constantly arguing and personalities clashing, Sanji sacrifices himself for Usopp (and Nami <3) when the fight against Enel happens. In fact, Sanji and Usopp spend all of Skypiea together, basically, and despite the comedic banter, Sanji seems to be keeping an eye on Usopp constantly. Worrying. And it's not only from Sanji's POV, because Usopp also keeps clinging onto Sanji and looking after him so he doesn't do anything stupid (like almost killing himself getting electrocuted, thank you).

So we've established not only a friendship, but a bond strong enough for Sanji to protect him in instinct. Although it's not like Sanji cares much about his own well-being for self-sacrifice to be considered a privilege, he would do it for anyone, but!! The way in which they show it on screen and portray their relationship and how Usopp is actively worried about him too makes it seem like they want you to focus on them.

We see a bit of them throughout the show but my favorite thing is how they go from not being able to stand each other to Sanji kicking their captain so he doesn't tell Usopp to leave the crew. He doesn't take any sides because the fight isn't his anyway and he is aware of what they need to do in the end, but Sanji also understands Usopp better than anybody else and his favoritism at this point is so damn obvious it hurts. He doesn't only hit Luffy but is obviously more affected than the rest of them by Usopp leaving. He stays with him during all of Enies Lobby and supports him constantly. He gives him what he needs, space, but being close enough to watch how he's doing. He offers him some type of alliance. It's not only "I'll do what you can't and you'll do what I can't" but "You trust me and I trust you". And we know he means it in a way for Usopp to trust in his abilities and to also trust the crew in general, but it feels so... Intimate that it's more of an "I get you. I understand" than anything else.

Then it becomes even more painful but horribly obvious how close they are, because Sanji loses Usopp during Sabaody and the scene is just so damn focused on them only (ft Brook at first. I love him). Sanji's desperation to protect Usopp and sacrifice himself for him and Usopp refusing to let him do it because he won't escape without him...

It's the little things that make their relationship so well-written. It's not only the constant parallels but also the subtle development they have. Their relationship goes through so much.

And then they barely have any scenes together post-timeskip but at least we got a picture of them stargazing together during the Marineford arc so that's something--

Although we can never forget how Usopp still trusts Sanji to protect him because during Punk Hazard he is always relieved when he sees Sanji's face (even though it's Nami) and because during Wano Usopp just assumes Sanji is going to be the one protecting him. So we might not have much of them now, but their development hasn't been for nothing.

[nicorobinmywife]

One piece boys having a clumsy partner.

*the gif is just for illustration*

Summary: the boys taking care of their partner who is always getting hurt for being clumsy. GN reader.

Request by: i forgot their name 😭

Characters: Shanks, Sabo, Luffy and Zoro.

Shanks

he is a very patient man with his lover, even when you accidentally spill drinks on his favorite shirt.

one day Shanks forgot his coat on his room and asked you to go get it, what seemed like an easy task turned into a disaster when you tripped and fell overboard.

after Shanks saved you from drowning, you apologized a thousand times for wetting his favorite coat.

he just smiled, ruffled your hair and asked you to be more careful next time.

Sabo

Sabo left to carry out another one of his missions, you tried to please your boyfriend by making him a nice dinner when he comes back but you blew up the whole kitchen.

"you should be more careful, my love." - he tends to your wounds, sometimes you feel bad, your boyfriend returns exhausted from his commitments and still has to take care of you

Sabo got used to always coming back from a mission and finding his clumsy lover hurt, but he will never get tired of taking care of you.

Luffy

you are as clumsy as Luffy, no wonder the crew got worried when you started dating him.

one day Franky and Usopp were testing out the ship's new cannonballs and your dumbasses just put your heads in the cannon and got shot.

there was another day when you and Luffy tried to play with Nami's clima-tact and got electrocuted.

when you two get hurt, Luffy tends to ignore his own injuries to take care of you.

Zoro

he definitely gets mad at you, especially when you interrupt his training because your dumbass fell down the stairs.

Zoro would NEVER trust you with his swords, who knows what kind of accident you would cause?

"damn y/n how many times do i have to save your life?" - Zoro grumbles as he carries you over his shoulder and takes you to Chopper.

the fact that you can take down a hundred of marine guards but can't get down the stairs without almost dying confuses the hell out of him.

[frobin]

•In the latest chapter, did you notice that Franky is wearing a cowboy hat? 😉

•And how cute is their conversation talking about their captain?

What did you think of the overall chapter?

Hey there, anon! Thank you for the ask.

I read the last five chapters in one go and I already love Elbaph (that looks so wrong, Elbaf looks better).

First things first: Fuck the Deadbeat Dad Pirates. And not in the nice way.

Anyway, I feel like it’s s so funny, that the one giant Navigator is a fucking nuts creep (good that Nami electrocuted - probably only shocked - him).

Love that he has like 20 different pets though and apparently he is really good at sewing clothes (his design reminds me of Mr. 4/Babe?).

Chapter 1127, 1128 & 1129 were already a lot of fun and it was interesting, that I could see that everything was built with "Lego" (a Danish invention iirc).

Also only Luffy would kill a “god” and eat it, after a giants feast.

Anyway, someone buy this dude a The Sims game.

I also love how angry Luffy is with Usopp. He trusts in Usopp’s strength so much! (Also that beard lmao)

Chapter 1130

The chapter was great!

I feel like it would have been better to talk to the giants (Gerd & Goldberg) but more importantly: please Gerd, you’re a doctor… put some clothes on! It’s freezing! (Something, something, giants metabolism, yadda, yadda… idc she looks cold! And Oda is a certified perv.)

And of course Luffy just runs to Loki and is going to befriend or fight him and change everything. Also, Loki is Hajrudin‘s brother? Hmmmmmm….

Cruxifixion is a really awful way to die. Loki does not look crucified though…

But probably appropriate for regicide and patricide, caused by greed? We don‘t know enough yet to really judge.

Anyway…

FRobin!!

I wonder if Franky was more upset about the idea of Sunny being eaten? Because the other Strawhats will be fine! They are always fine!

Look at little Bonney holding onto Jinbe!

I love that the old/adult quartet is still on the ship. And I love that they trust the rest of the crew to survive and to meet back on Elbaf and worry more about the giants wellbeing (no food and rum).

But yes! Franky is wearing a cowboy hat (and the big chain!)! It looks very similar to Robin‘s hat… and Robin is wearing her glasses! Beautiful!

Brooks‘s look also seems very classy. So does Jinbe!

(None of them know about the x of the crew in Alabasta. It also answers the question if it was painted on or tattooed.) (Second hint towards Alabasta after pervy giant looking like Mr. 4?… and of course the fact that they met Oogie and Boogie on Little Garden lmao).

And yes! Their trust in their Captain is adorable!

Overall I‘m excited for Elbaf!!!

FINALLY!!! (I am as excited as Usopp, ngl)

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

This is kind of ooc but I love the idea of Luffy starting to care about fashion and appearances, not for his own sake — he doesn’t give a damn what he looks like beyond “like a pirate” and he doesn’t moralize other peoples appearances so even though he can tell when someone is easy on the eye it’s not like that actually changes his behavior at all — but because it’s another way to show off his crew.

I love possessive Luffy who thinks of his Strawhats as his greatest treasure, and like any good pirate when you’ve got good treasure you flaunt it. I love Luffy who will puff up his chest with pride because of his crews skills, their strength and resilience, their loyalty, their ability to overcome any obstacle laid before them. They’re the best, after all. Nothing less for the future Pirate King.

But I like to think that at some point it clicks for him like. Maybe it’s Nami or Robin, and they both took an extra half hour putting sparkly stuff on their eyelids and doing their hair up and they’re wearing dresses they usually can’t because they always have to dress ready for adventure. And they’re out and about, and they’re feelin’ themselves, and people are looking at the girls with desire and the girls are quietly basking in it and at some point Luffy realizes that he’s getting looks too.

Envious looks.

And at first he thinks it’s really dumb — obviously everybody should be super jealous of him and his great crew but these dudes don’t even know why Robin and Nami are so great, the just know they’re pretty. That’s like. Not even in the top fifteen reasons. Top twenty. There are so many other more important reasons why people should be jealous of Luffy for having Nami and Robin on his crew.

And something something Luffy eventually clocks into the fact that the girls like being pretty. They put effort into their looks and take pride in them because it means something to them, and they especially enjoy the fact that they can trust the men on their crew not only to be safe but to keep them safe. Nami can walk around half-naked in public because she knows of any guy tries anything one of her boys will beat him up before she even needs to electrocute the guy. She can enjoy herself and her body and her beauty without the pressure. Robin is the same way.

And that eventually ties into Luffy realizing that people think Zoro and Sanji and Usopp are hot, that Jimbei and Franky and even Brook and Chopper get curious and interested eyes every time they reach a new island (you cannot tell me there are no skeletonfuckers in the One Piece world I won’t believe you I remember Sans, and I imagine some of Choppers forms are a real hit with the Minks and the Monsterfuckers)

And I don’t really know where I’m going with this but I like the mental image of Luffy being like “not only is my crew the strongest and kindest and best and most powerful they’re also the sexiest and they’re mine” and well. Nobody can really argue with him.

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Hello! May I request RoR reacting to One Piece Nami!Reader power? If you are not familiar with it, Nami from One Piece have a weapon name Clima-Tact or Climate Baton. Through it, she able to manipulate weather and combine with her intelligent especially on meteorology and weather system, her skills and powers is quite... Deathly. How will Gods Fighters react if they want to take her weapon away only to find out reader creates it and doesn't care(because she can just create a new and much stronger version of her weapon)? And how will the Humans Fighters react? Also, will be cautious of her and who will fall for reader, in your opinion?

-You stuck your tongue out at your opponent, winking one eye, “Don’t underestimate me, ‘kay?~” as you easily dodged a blow, back flipping and landing with ease.

-You twirled your Clima Tact with ease, showing your skill with your bo-staff shaped weapon, blocking a blow from your opponent with ease.

-He tried to grab your weapon again and electricity was quick to flow through, electrocuting your opponent, once again but he ripped it out of your hands, sending your weapon flying.

-You took a hard hit in your side, sending you flying with a sharp cry, rolling several feet as the humans in the crowd cried out in anger, seeing you get hit, booing the god for hitting a woman.

-You glanced upwards, and a smirk appeared as you rolled to your feet, lifting your hand to the sky, “Weather Egg! Thunder Tempo!!”

-A massive dark cloud appeared above the arena, and your opponent was quick to look up only to see a massive lightning bolt shoot down and hit him, illuminating his skeleton as he screamed out in pain.

-The other gods were quickly yelling at you, demanding to know how you were able to do this, your skills were similar to a god!

-You clapped your hands together and another lightning bolt shot down as you stretched out your hand, and another, stronger looking, Clima Tact, appeared in your hands as you winked again, teasing your opponent again.

-Kojiro- Chuckled warmly, seeing you toying with your opponent, showing off your flexibility and combat skill, but he was impressed with your knowledge over the weather, and even the ability to control it! He couldn’t help but grin, watching your fight with great interest, wanting to see more of these skills.

-Raiden- Cheering loudly for you, hyping you up! You controlled lighting with such ease, you controlled Raiden himself with such ease, you had quickly gained his attention due to your stunning looks, but it was your command over weather that shocked him, impressing him even more. He wanted to ask you out for a drink later!

-Nikola- Had to be held back by Adam, Raiden, and Kojiro as his eyes were so big, so full of stars, wanting to study your weapon and study your abilities! He had never seen someone able to control weather before, and you made it look so easy, using your Clima Tact as a guiding force. You heard him cheering for you and you turned, while waiting for your opponent to shake off your electrical attack and you gave him a wink, making him fall back, clutching his chest as his eyes turned to hearts.

-Thor- Your lightning was very strong, not as strong as his own, but you did impress him, even more so when you redirected his own lightning back at him. He gave you a smirk as he shook it off, “Turning my own attacks against me, interesting.” You smirked lightly, twirling your baton around before charging at him again, preparing another Weather Egg.

-Loki- He had to admit, although not as strong as Thor’s lightning, as he had been struck by that a few times, yours were quite strong, but more dangerous, as you could control their trajectory. He managed to grab your Clima Tact again and tried to flip you, but you managed to ground yourself, straddling his waist as you smirked down at him, “That’s gonna cost you extra~!” he instantly grinned at your flirtation, finding you more and more interesting!

-Shiva- Your fight with the Hindu god was almost like a dance, dodging each other’s blows with ease, flipping and ducking, Shiva quickly found you an interesting maiden. He shouted up at his wives as they were cheering for you, “Hey what about me?!” you laughed, finding it funny as you managed to hit him with lightning, throwing him back from you as you grinned, “Only pay attention to me at the moment~!” his wives couldn’t help but grin at your flirting, finding it funny while Shiva scowled for a moment before he grinned, charging at you again.

-Zeus- Was scared of you, mainly because he tried to hit on you backstage while you were walking with Brunnhilde and Goll, an electrified Clima Tact slamming between his legs was a good deterrent to make him leave you alone after he tried to grab your ass.

[holyfuckthisfishcandrive]

For Zolu Week hosted by @zoluevents Day 1: Thriller Bark What if?

Nothing happened at Thriller Bark once they defeated Moria. Nothing at all.

But when they woke up, while Luffy discovered that he was doing surprisingly well, Sanji freaked out.

"Where is he?" he cursed, stumbled to his feet and ran. Luffy looked around. Zoro was missing. The area looked a lot more wrecked than he remembered.

"What happened?"

Usopp's voice shakes as he speaks of a man with paws, an order to take their heads and and explosion in his palm. The others nod. None of them know what happened after though. They don't have time to theorize before Sanji's voice cuts through the air, yelling for Chopper and - Luffy is no stranger to blood. He's grown up fighting tigers in the jungle, getting beaten and getting up again. He's only been a pirate for a couple months but he's seen people - and people includes himself, if he's honest - get stabbed, impaled, cut open, electrocuted - Many things. People can bleed a whole lot. And even with a lot blood outside of their bodies they can live.

However, Luffy doesn't think he's ever seen someone bathe in blood. Because that's what it looks like Zoro has done. It dyed his hair, coated his skin, dripping and hardening. It was impossible to tell where it was coming from. Zoro hung over Sanji's shoulder like a dead weight. Chopper scrambled over, yelling at them to get his medical supplies, Franky took Zoro from Sanji, who immediately slumped onto the rubble, too exhausted to keep moving. Lola and her crew were celebrating. They stood in the sun and laughed and cried, feeling the sun on their skin for the first time in ages.

The party was  wonderful. If Luffy blocked out that neither Zoro nor Chopper were there, because Zoro wasn't waking up and Chopper was performing surgery. At some point he left to the quiet room they had turned into a makeshift hospital. He saw Chopper leaning over Zoro, tools and equipment scattered around him. He saw a lot of red. The blood bags that were trying to pump more back into Zoro. Luffy stepped into the room, circling around to sit across from Chopper. Zoro's chest was open. Skin held in place by clasps. Luffy has butchered animals but he'd never looked at anything's organs like this. The movement, how wet all of it was. Squishy. Luffy took Zoro's hand and watched Chopper stitch him up, put him back together from the inside out. Various people stopped by at some point or other but Luffy barely registered them. His focus was only on Zoro. On the wounds that didn't make any sense. It still took him too long to realise why the room suddenly seemed far too quiet. Chopper was already panicking by the time he did. As Chopper tried to get Zoro to breathe again, Luffy readjusted his grip around Zoro's wrist. He knew where to find Zoro's pulse. He'd felt it first in that little dinghy, late at night, and many more times since then. He couldn't find it.

"Zoro?" Luffy whispered. "Zoro, wake up." He could barely hear himself over Chopper counting chest compressions, pressing onto Zoro's ribcage with so much force the bones creaked. "You need to wake up."

Five minutes.

It took five minutes for Zoro's heart to start beating again. Weak, barely there under Luffy's thumb. But he was alive. Chopper sobbed. Luffy managed to tear his eyes from Zoro's pale face to Chopper, crying and exhausted.

"I don't-," Chopper managed, cut himself off and sniffed. "I don't know what to do! He wasn't breathing! What if-? I don't know if I can fix this!" He didn't meet Luffy's eyes.

"You have to."

It took five days for Zoro to wake up. On the seventh they left Thriller Bark behind. When Luffy had confronted Sanji a second time, he'd gotten all cagy and claimed that it wasn't his story to tell, so Luffy stuck by Zoro's side, hoping that he would talk. He didn't.

And then everything came crashing down.

-

It took several years for Luffy to think about Thriller Bark again.

It was a humid night, quiet, though Nami had predicted a storm by morning. Everytime Luffy closed his eyes he saw Ace. Heard his laboured breathing in the silence, felt his blood on his hands, smelt his burnt flesh - He stumbled out of the bunk and onto the deck, drinking in the night air. His eyes landed on the crows nest. There was a low light still burning. Who's night shift was it even?

Without caring about actually remembering Luffy climbed up.

"Captain," Zoro greeted when he made it up.

Luffy stumbled over to him and let himself fall into Zoro's arms. Any of the crew would have held him, but he was glad that it was Zoro. Zoro didn't ask any questions. He was just there, warm and solid and breathing. Luffy closed his eyes and buried his face in Zoro's shoulder.

He wasn't sure how long they sat there before the world felt real again. Before Ace was back to being that ache in his chest, but no longer cutting off his air.

"Zoro?" Luffy broke the silence. He didn't wait for a response. He knew Zoro was listening. "Promise me you'll never try to die for me."

The waves crashed against the Sunny's hull deep below and now that he was fully aware of his surroundings again Luffy could feel each of his nakama sleeping soundly.

"I'm sorry," Zoro said. "But that's one thing I can't do."

Luffy pushed away from him.

"Promise me!"

"I can't."

"You have to! Promise me you'll let me die if it means you live!"

"I'd never."

"Then it's an order!" Luffy burst out. The ache grew bigger again. "Captain's order! You're not allowed to die for me!" He jabbed his finger in Zoro's chest.

"I'd rather mutiny. Luffy, you don't know what you're asking of me-!"

"Yes, I do!"

Zoro shook his head sharply.

"You can't die for me! You need to become the world's greatest swordsman still!"

"You need to become the Pirate King!"

"If I die then maybe I just wasn't good enough! I don't care!"

"If you die than none of this matters anymore! It's not that simple anymore! You need to become the Pirate King. And I'm going to be by your side when you do. I'll be your swordsman, the best in the world. I'm going to get you to the end of the Grand Line, whatever it takes! Because if I can't do that that defeating Mihawk won't mean anything. What kind of swordsman would I be if I can't even protect my own captain!"

For a long moment the only sounds were the waves again as they stared at each other.

"You… You tried to," Luffy realized. "You tried to die for me."

Zoro nodded ever so slightly.

"When? Where?" Luffy demanded.

"Do you remember Thriller Bark?"

Oh.

Suddenly he felt ill.

"Zoro. What happened when Kuma came?"

In his mind's eye he saw blood, blood, blood, organs behind cracked ribs, busted knuckles - such an odd injury for a swordsman -

And Zoro, never one to lie to his captain, spoke of a bomb, an offer, a self sacrifice he'd cut off and a bubble of hurt.

"You died," Luffy whispered. He thought of the stillness under his thumb, Chopper's tears and desperation -

"I'd do it again in a heartbeat."

Luffy shook his head.

"Captain's order. You're not allowed to die before I do. You're just not. You can't."

[help-i-lost-my-sock]

The Straw Hats Drawing Lots to Dress Up as Each Other

So, I was thinking - what if the straw hats had a costume party where they drew lots and dressed as each other?

Word count: 269

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Brook - draws Robin. Is trying to keep up a corset and show off his curves. But he's a skeleton, so he has no curves. Yo ho ho ho!

Chopper - draws Franky. Does the super pose, can't stop shouting "SUPER"… Until he remembers he's wearing a speedo, and hides (the wrong way around).

Franky - Draws Chopper. Has crafted massive antlers that shoot fireworks. Is stuffing his face with Cola-flavoured cotton candy.

Luffy - draws Sanji. Has swirly eyebrows drawn on with Nami's eyeliner (Nami punches him for stealing it and messing it up). Wears his hair over one eye, looking grumpy while puffing on a stick. Wears a suit. Keeps accidentally choking himself with the tie. Wants food, but is confused who's supposed to make it now.

Nami - draws Ussop. Complains about his sense of fashion. Wondering if she would look good with a perm.

Robin - draws Brook. Is rocking the suit and top hat. Jokingly asks Zoro and Brook to see their panties.

Sanji - draws Zoro. Walks around looking all groggy, with a heap of grass or some scraped off moss on his head ‘cus he "wants to look authentic".

Ussop - draws Luffy. Proclaims himself captain of the ship and king of the pirates. Keeps shouting for Sanji (and bugging Luffy, who is dressed as Sanji) to make food.

Zoro - draws Nami. Is stuck wearing a miniskirt, and is constantly complaining about how impractical it would be in battle. Tries to segment the Clima Takt and use it as santoryou, but ends up accidentally electrocuting half the crew. Nami screams at him to put it back where he found it. Zoro disappears for 3 hours. 

[kingofthe-egirls]

LUFFY x Y/N (modern au) part 4

part 1 part 2 part 3

(cw: modern au, smut, fingering, cunnilingus, orgasm countdown, kissing, angst/fluff, comfort, reader is a survivor. [a/n--sorry i'm like this. i'm using these stories to heal])

(a/n: i'm overwhelmed with unabashed joy and therefore must never cringe)

Songs: "Jackie and Wilson" by Hozier, "To Be Alone" by Hozier

word count: 1.7k

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Luffy leans his weight into you, pressing you into the hotel mattress.

"Hiya," he murmurs against your lips. His elbows are on either side of your head, and he's thrusting gently against your clothed cunt. His jeans are riding low around his hips, and you scrabble desperate fingers under the hem of his shirt. His abs are soft and warm under your touch.

"Hey," you breathe, lifting the arch in your back to press your chest deeper into his. He slides his arms under your shoulders, and holds you close as he kisses you again. Your arms are around his neck, pressing him as tightly to you as you can. It's so good to feel him.

Real.

Apart from your virtual ventures, you haven't gotten much play besides your girlfriend. (Which is great, by the way.) But it's been a while since you've had a man. You love masculinity, love the traces of his jaw against your skin. Love the weight of him, pressing into you. Nami is so much smaller than you--you curvy and her thin--you always feel a little clumsier, around her. And femininity is great and all, but sometimes you just need a dick.

And Luffy seems more than happy to give it to you.

"What can I do ta ya?" He rasps softly against your ear. He takes the lobe in his teeth, pulling slightly. You whine in the back of your throat--short and sweet.

"Um--," you push up your chin, scooting closer under him. "I w-wanna make you cum," you confess.

Cherry blossoms bloom along his cheeks.

"I'd like that," he grins, teething at your jawline, "You've already done it once before. Plus, like, two more times since then, ha."

You bust out a laugh, helpless beneath him. He shakes over you, giggling too. "Well, I'm so glad," you huff out a breath, and press a kiss to his collarbone. His round face is open wide and shining, eyes crinkling like half-moons in his bronze skin.

Wow.

You've got it bad.

Luffy nuzzles against your cheek. "Thanks for that, baby." He rolls his hips against you once more. You gasp, face heating like a rose.

"Lu-uffy," you hook your legs around his thick waist, bringing him closer (harder) against you. He starts thrusting quicker, friction both electrocuting and freezing you in place. He regards you down the edge of his tip-turned nose. A sharp eyebrow twitches upward as he smirks.

"Wan' more?"

You nod, furiously, as you break away to tug off your shirt. Luffy sits back on his heels to take off his own, pulling the red t-shirt off over his head with one hand. You stare at his frame, lithe and muscular, and lick your lips. "You're welcome, by the way."

He giggles.

"Shishishi, guess it's my turn to please you," he leans forward again, hand going to the small of your back as he lays you down. The pillows crinkle beneath you. The hotel smells like lemon-scented bleach. A watercolor painting of a fox hangs on the wall in front of you.

Luffy's face is between your legs.

He kisses around your abdomen, over your bellybutton and along the waistband of your skirt. He slyly unzips it, dragging the silver buckle down the length of your thigh. He flicks his dark eyes back up to you, questioning, and you swallow with a nod. He pulls the leather fabric off of you in one, swift motion. Then his fingers are curled in your underwear, pulling them down your legs, too. You let him, lifting your hips for him to undress you. The cotton slides down your shivering thighs, his fingertips grazing your already-heated skin. He smiles, genuinely, as he gazes at your heat.

"S'pretty for me," he murmurs, ghosting both hands back up your thighs. He lies down slowly, making intense eye contact with your clit. You hum, snuggling back into the covers. They were soft, and downy. Your tits splay out side to side as you get comfy.

"Like it?" You ask, arching an eyebrow as he grins at you. His eyes flare like black opal, and your stomach drops. You're fucking in for it.

"Love it, pretty."

And then his tongue is at your clit, flicking over and over again with an intense speed. You groan, arching your back as your legs tighten around his head. His hair is fluffy and ticklish against your inner thigh. You card your fingers through it, gripping tightly. His locks are velvet soft, and you whine.

He pulses in with two fingers, curling upward with the pads of his third and fourth digits. His fingers are strong and thick, and he pumps them into you while he laps at your clit.

"Mm-fuck!" You squeal, twitching against his jaw. His licking and sucking fill the room with perverse noises, and your muffled squeaks aren't doing much to help. Luffy is hungrily groaning into your cunt, grinding his hips against the bed. "Y-you--," you pant, squeezing your eyes shut, "I--want you!" You moan with your spine curled forward, hunching around your pleasure as Luffy speeds up.

"Not yet," he tugs at your strings, playing you like a violin. Deft fingers illustrate a symphony your nerves are only just this shy of being able to withstand. You whimper, nails digging into his scalp. "Wanna see ya cum, first."

His nose is pressed against your pubic bone, his tongue now doing figure eights on your messy clit. Saliva and slick slip down his face and onto the mattress beneath you. He traces imaginary shapes on your clit, over and over again, almost like letters. You let out a gasp, laughing.

"Ya spellin' somethin'?" You ask, neck craned to watch him work.

"Mm," he hums, fingers stretching out like scissors. You shake, beneath his touch. "Wanna guess?"

You laugh out loud, now, and let your head fall back against the pillows with a soft thump. "Umm...," you breathe, chest ragged and heaving. Your skin is on fire by now, plush and deep velvet as you rake your hands over your own thighs. Your fingernails leave traces of scarlet ribbon in their wake. "M-maybe, 'cum?'" You guess, rutting your hips up against his face.

"Nuh-uh."

"Fuck--," you buck your hips. He giggles, vibrating against your cunt. "You're impossible," you mutter, before bringing your focus back on the shapes his tongue is now lazily curling out along your clit.

A curl, a circle, a line?

You whimper, unable to focus.

"I--I have ADHD," you cover your eyes with a forearm, "This isn't fair."

"Me too!" He happily exclaims, before diving back in to repeat his movements. His tongue is so...dexterous.

"L...Luffy?" You sound out, eyebrows scrunched as you search the ceiling for answers. "Are you spelling your own name?"

"Luffy's," he corrects, "'Cuz you're mine now."

"Oh, am I?" You tease, relaxing back in the bed as he fucks you with his hand. Your body is shivering, aching now, as it craves release. "Did you do the apostrophe?"

"The what?"

"Nevermind," you laugh, shaking your head against the pillow. Your hair is spread out, soft and tangled, around you. You lift up a little to make eye contact with him. He's staring directly at your cunt, pumping his fingers in and out of you slowly. He's drooling.

"Gonna make me cum, or what?"

He flares his gaze back up to you, wild and dark, and starts to speed up. He crooks his fingers, his other thumb pressing hard into your clit now. "Five," he says, without warning.

"What?"

He looks over your shaking form with adoration, plus something that almost looks like bloodlust. "Four." He licks his lips as he gazes back up at you. He pinches your clit, and you scream.

"Luffy!!!" You squeeze your eyes shut, toes curling as you bow forward. He snickers.

"Three."

His fingers crook up--delicious--as he speeds up inside you. His pace is unbelievably fast--almost like a vibrator. "F-fuck--," you groan, scrabbling at his head with feeble hands.

"Two."

He's pulling at your clit between finger and thumb, harsh and lovely and spurring you on toward the swell of your symphony. "That's it, baby, moan f'me," he coos, pressing kisses to your inner thigh. "One."

Fuck--

"Lu--," his name is cut off as a chorus on your lips, now gone silent as you shudder through an orgasm. You've never cum this hard, before.

Your name is silent on his lips, as well.

You don't see it, bowed forward and clutching at his hair, but his lips move in the shape of your name, over and over as he gazes at you in awe. Your pretty lips, your wild hair, he can't handle the way you choke on his name. He slows his fingers down inside you.

"Good, baby?" He asks, running a strong hand up and down your leg. His other goes to palm his cock beneath his shorts. He's aching for you, now. You nod, forcing your breathing to cool down. Something was--coming up for you, and you can't help the tears that slide hot and salty onto your cheeks.

[a/n: this is now completely selfish and personal to me, so don't read on if you'd like the story to end here. smut is over now lol]

"'M...sorry," you say, embarrassment flooding through you. "Sorry," you shake, gone cold all of a sudden, as something knotted and thorny comes undone in your chest. Something after--after all these years. "I'm sorry!"

He shushes you, cooing at you immediately. He rushes up to wrap you in his arms, stroking your hair as you start to sob. You press your face into his sternum, and take a shuddering breath. "'M sorry," you say again, pressed against his sweaty skin. You sniff, wetly.

"I'm sorry," he says, kissing the top of your head. He feels so strong around you. "Did I do something wrong?"

You swallow, shaking your head against the muscles of his chest. His scar is a flat pane of scarlet in your eye. "Nope, not you. Someone--else." That's all you say, and that's all he asks.

"I got you," he whispers, humming as he plants more kisses atop your head. You cringe into him, wrapping your own arms around his back. "Don't say sorry anymore, baby. 'S not your fault."

"I know," you whisper, bitter. "I'm just--sorry I'm like this, is all. I don't wanna be, anymore. But..."

"But ya gotta cry, sometimes. I know," he whispers, then tilts your chin up to his face. He's smiling softly at you, hotel lights sending twinkles in his gray eyes. "I cry, too."

You smile, in spite of yourself, and reach up to kiss his cheek.

"Thank you."

***

[danwhobrowses]

One Piece Chapter 1127 - Initial Thoughts

And we are back

Chapter came out a little later than usual but finally we're here Elbaf has started and Nami has been whisked away

I guess as the Danes would say Leg Godt!

Spoilers for the Chapter, Support the Official Release too

Yamato's cover has Inuarashi being visited, the Daimyo of Kuri also is alarmed by the missing people

We seem to be in a land of giants

All the houses have a lego aesthetic it seems, including some trees

But they are alarmed by a fire in a forest

Yggdrasil, aka the Norse World Tree that is meant to hold all the realms, is worried about because of the fire, it seems the country is tied to the tree

What's interesting though is that they mention reporting to the Sun God

I wonder if the Sun God is a mantle or maybe someone poses as one

Giant bees have also been found KO'd, they're called Stingermols

The giants remain confused, even reporting tremors due to the 'Ear God's collapse

The Ear God is apparently a giant rabbit, we just throwing out the title of god for anyone in Elbaf?

We go to the also-lego Big Steinn Castle, where Nami is being kept

So she's been beating the Stingermol, thanks in part to Zeus

Nami panics though, calling for the monster trio

'I'll even take Usopp' girl the disrespect just because he's cuter

To be fair Nami should be alarmed about the fact that she changed clothes

I did criticize it last chapter to being too like her Onigashima attire but I gotta give credit that it's an actual skirt this time and not just plain underwear

Nami hears Usopp's voice and follows something that catches her eye, but she trips on the lego floor

AHHHH HEDGEHOG! It's Adorable!

But in Nami's panic she startles it and angers the poor thing

Usopp meanwhile is outside, in the mouth of a giant cat in a crown

Nami uses Zeus to shock the Hedgehog, but the momentum takes them off the ledge and it falls on the cat, which also electrocutes

Usopp's new outfit seems to be more Asterisk and Obelisk inspired, the beard I can live with but the tache is a bit much

The cat survived electrocution, so Nami and Usopp are forced to run

They wonder how they got there, and consider that it's the Absinthe causing hallucinations

Usopp tests the theory though, and gets the catspaw

They fall from the castle, Usopp KO'd, and at the mercy of the giant cat - now transformed into a lion

I wonder if the crown had something to do with that, its first crown broke during the hedgehog fall

Nami of course prioritizes herself, and uses Usopp as a meat shield

But Sanji calls out to Nami

The Monster Trio arrive to defeat the Lion; Ifrit Jambe, Gear Fourth and Santoryu

The Lion KOs and reverts to a cat

Uhhhhh not feeling that eyeguard Zoro

Luffy no, we don't eat cats, we also don't eat dogs, don't take Trump's comments seriously

Oh they ate the Ear God...oh this could be bad XD

Sanji of course comes to flirt with Nami, while Nami expresses relief having been saved after Usopp died (disclaimer Usopp did not die he's just slightly injured)

Sanji's attire is much more medieval knight, kinda suits him but also kinda doesn't, there is a bit of Germa energy in the silhouette

Luffy's outfit though is near perfect, just can't really see the straw hat over the horned helmet

Zoro though doesn't look good, it's just too much I think, removing the goggles would go a long way but the shoulder guards would kinds be restrictive, honestly the outfit probably would've suited Sanji better (minus the goggles) and Sanji's may've suited Zoro better imo

Luffy of course is thinking about food, Zoro wants to check the safety of the crew first, while Sanji is also thinking about food, mainly the stingermols and their nutrients

Nami ends the chapter taken aback about how unfettered the trio are, and we still have no clue where we are

Annnnd there's the break

Well that answered no questions XD

Elbaf is definitely giving off weird energy, lego seems to be a wider theme than just the Big Steinn castle. It's still throwing me how it was kinda proportional size, the Yggdrasil tree is so far the only natural formation.

As I mentioned the outfits are more miss than hit right now, maybe it takes getting use to but Zoro for the love of god take those goggles off, or at least pull them to your forehead. It does seem though that only the East Blue Saga lot were the only ones whispered away, no word on Chopper or the Sunny at the moment, and nothing that presents itself to explain how they got here.

There being an Yggdrasil implies they are in Elbaf, but at the same time we've seen no ocean, we've seen the coast of Elbaf but it was called 'War Land', so maybe this is a different section of Elbaf? A different 'land' if you will like a 'Toy land'. The fact that a giant rabbit is deemed a god gives off Skypeia vibes too, but if Luffy can beat it I don't see how any giant would struggle (maybe they needed the holy hand grenade?).

But yeah, colour me puzzled to say the least

[hauntingblue]

Strong world is the nami and luffy twins manifesto written by oda this is my one piece.

You see luffy's finishing attack with his giant hammer being fueled by lightning which is nami's main weapon with her clima tact and she even made the guy steer the islands towards the cyclone so even if the lighting isn't produced by her the lighting is provided by her either way so luffy AND her finished that guy and even luffy attacked after nami announced how he will lose which also means nami knew and trusted luffy to end him after that and of course he did and

Oh my god luffy making nami explain herself about the message he left on the tone dial and being pissed that she didn't trust him to save and protect her but he got so mad and didn't hear the whole message and she asked luffy to save her omg....... she knew after all that they will come and win..... I love this ending I am going to walk into the sea now goodbye.

Why are whitebeard and ace on the ending credits I already cried. Watching aces part again cause he looks so good. Hello alive dead wife

[blacklegsanjiii]

North Blue Language CH. 7

“We got company!” He yells pointing up.

“They’re just bugs! Why the hell are you scared of them!” Zoro demands of him and Sanji can't say anything about the iron mask and how Sanji couldn't fit his tiny, bony, malnourished hands into it to get the bugs to stop eating him. His mother cried looking at him during their escape or how his dad had found him in a panic attack because he got bit while outside once.

“They're a cook's worst enemy.” He says because that is also true.

“So you act like a little girl?” Zoro laughs at him. “Pathetic.”

“Stop pissing me off, asshole! At least I don't get lost!” Sanji yells as he lands a solid kick against the green haired man. He wishes he could be honest but he can't, he can't it will kill them if he is. The crew only just found out he's from the North Blue talking to a descendant of Noland the Liar, Cricket, and he's not sure people believe him.

Sanji fights a man who claims to be God in order to protect Nami and Usopp. He's electrocuted several times and he doesn't die. Sanji wonders if his death would be payment for the suffering his mother went through, especially if it was for protecting his crew. Would it be worth enough?

Luffy wins against God, he's Luffy. Of course he won. Enel, God’s name is Enel. The golden bell is ringing and it's gorgeous. He can't help but sing to the dead god under his breath as they leave Skypiea. The hymnal to a god of slaves as they leave. It's comforting as they head to Water 7.

The Foxy pirates are an interesting group and Sanji is made to be the ball in the final game. He's getting his ass kicked with Zoro. All the illegal moves are legal for them and Sanji can feel his ribs break. They win luckily. Luckily. They make it to Water 7.

The Merry is no longer seaworthy unfortunately and Usopp doesn't believe the builders as he starts to work on the Merry. The crew is fighting about it and Usopp leaves and Sanji, regrettably because it's Zoro making a good point, he agrees with the Mosshead that he'll have to make gracious apologies to come back to the crew.

They just don't expect Robin to leave either. They save her with the help of Franky. And Sanji takes on the Sea Train mostly by himself. He finds Usopp and they watch Robin and Franky be saved by Luffy and as they head back to give Merry back to the sea Nami catches it.

“Sanji! You're bleeding! What happened?” She yells at him as she rips the sleeves of his shirt up and sees the scabbed over cuts up both his arms.

“They're not that deep, they've already stopped bleeding too, don't worry!” He says, deflecting easily. “It's not my hands, I'll be fine! Promise!”

“I'm sorry you went through all that trouble for me, Cook-san.” Robin apologises.

“Nonsense, I would have done it for anyone on our crew.” He smiles at her as he fends Chopper off. He wouldn't expect the crew to do it for him because a cook is more easily replaced. Maybe they could find one Zoro got along with. Franky, Paulie, and Iceberg promise to have a ship ready for them in three days. The fourth day the ship is revealed and it's magnificent. Sanji loves the galley, it's for them and their ever growing crew, like Franky. They hang everything up from before.

Nami's trees are back on deck, Luffy and Chopper have a swing, Zoro can lift weights in the crows nest. There's more room in the bunk rooms. Nami's navigation room is huge and she's in love, the aquarium has the bar and library and Sanji finds more books from his childhood than he thought possible.

When they sail and find a skeleton named Brook and a ship island called Thriller Bark. Usopp, Nami, and Chopper are terrified and for good reason. Of course they go investigate the island despite Brook telling them not to. Luffy has to get this skeleton’s shadow back. Sanji will follow his captain to the end but he knows a warning when he gets one, a real one anyway.

After he saves Nami, because she got kidnapped and almost married off to the guy who had the clear-clear fruit and Sanji. Sanji has issues okay and he's so glad his crew isn't around or conscious enough to hear it. His shadow gets stolen and he sees his zombie fight Zoro and maybe they're meant to be enemies after all.

“Okay but we need to get our shadows back because the fog is gone and it's almost dawn!” Sanji yells at Zoro.

“And what do you take me for, Shit-Cook?” Zoro yells back as they fight Luffy's zombie until all the shadows are free. Luffy is passed out from exhaustion and Moria is gone. Somewhere. Sanji can't feel him or that pink haired girl anymore but there's someone new.

“We got company!” He yells pointing up.

“Who the hell is that?” Zoro demands and Sanji could tell him it's Kuma, he could tell him about the paw-paw fruit but he stills in fear because he needs to protect his crew, his captain. Sanji gets thrown away when he attempts to attack as do most of the crew. “Leave my captain alone!” Zoro demands of the Warlord.

“If you take your captain’s pain I will spare him. I will not take his head.” Kuma says.

“You got a deal.” Zoro says and then Kuma gives him a taste and it's awful. Sanji can hear his haki scream in agony and pain. Sanji wishes he would never hear something like that again.

“Tell the crew to find another, Zoro.” He demands as he lights a cigarette and stands in front of Kuma. Except Zoro knocks him out and when he wakes he follows the searing pain until he finds Zoro. “Zoro? What happened?” He asks gently as goes and holds the man upright and starts leading him back. There's so much blood. Too much to be outside a normal human body and live and Sanji feels anger that Zoro, the one Luffy needs most, did something like this.

“What happened?” Zoro breathes raggedly as he lets himself be dragged. “Nothing, nothing at all.”

“Stay with me Moss, we’re almost to Chopper, okay?” Sanji says as he tries to go faster. Faster and faster because the crew needs them back and for Zoro to live. He lives and Chopper is thanking Sanji for finding him.

“You have as much resolve as he does, it was quite beautiful.” Brook says as he plays the piano.

“I thought you were a violinist.” Sanji says instead.

“I know a good amount of instruments.” Brook answers. “Do you have a request?”

“No, it's alright. Thank you, Brook. I'm happy you're joining the crew.” Sanji smiles at him as he goes and sits next to Zoro. “Fucking idiot Mosshead.” He sighs. He watches the crowd sing Bink’s Sake with Brook and wishes he was in Zoro's place. The nicotine steadies his shaking hands as he sings the lullaby about moon softly to Zoro. He sings again when Luffy climbs into his bunk shaking and clinging to him.

“Captain?” He asks at one point, clearly concerned because Luffy hasn't climbed out or fallen asleep. “How about some hot cocoa then? That's what I do-” he cuts himself off but Luffy is nodding and rubber arming himself around the cook so he gets up and makes his way to the galley.

“Luffy, I need you to get off me and free my arms, okay? You can still hold on if you want but I need my arms and hands.” Sanji explains and Luffy nods and his haki is scared and frightened. Sanji makes it and sits with Luffy at the table.

“What happened? I'm his captain, I'm supposed to protect us.” Luffy asks as he burrows into Sanji's side as the elder lights a cigarette.

“He's the first mate, Captain, his job is to protect you.” Sanji explains and Luffy buries himself into Sanji's side.

“Can you sing the song about the moon again?” Luffy asks and Sanji obliges, petting his captain’s hair. If it was him Luffy wouldn't be as sad because a cook is as replaceable as an oil lantern. Eventually he and Luffy both fall asleep and there's a photo of it on the wall the next day.

~*~

The next one comes out two weeks later and Sanji looks both less ridiculous and more ridiculous. Mihawk and Sora stare at it perplexed because this one is an actual photo at least but his heart eyes are sickening.

“I hope it was a cat.” Sora murmurs.

“It was definitely a type of cat.” Mihawk sighed and took a light slap to his shoulder as penance.

They do not get another bounty poster, instead a wailing pink haired teenager, younger than Sanji floats into the parlour. The look Mihawk gives Sora as she observes the girl and flicks her hair.

“Well, she's not Reiju.” Sora says after going to sit on Mihawk's lap. The girl huffs indignantly at them as Mihawk wraps an arm around her and gives Pink Hair a look of anger.

“Ew, what an ugly name. So not cute.” Pink Hair sneers as she looks around. Sora stiffens and Mihawk is furious. He knows Sora didn't have much of a hand in anything involving her kids until her and Sanji's escape. The names were numbers and codes for experiments.

“I suggest you apologise and leave or I will make you leave.” Mihawk snarls.

“I would love to leave but I have no idea where my captain is! Where the hell am I?” Pink Hair snaps.

“Kuraigana.” Mihawk snaps back, grabbing Yoru’s hilt. Pink Hair follows his hand and her eyes widen in shock.

“Oh shit, you're Dracule Mihawk.” She whispers in horror.

“Yes, I am. You just so happened to insult my wife. Who the hell are you?” He demands.

“Dracule, she's a child.” Sora chides quietly.

“She's a pirate.” He says, fixing Pink Hair with a look. “And not a very bright one.”

“Gecko Moria is my captain, he's a warlord as well! I'm Perona!” She squeals out in terror.

“Moria? I haven't heard about him in ages.” Sora says. “You don't know where he is?”

“No, some stupid rubber kid wrecked everything.” Perona groaned. “I haven't heard anything in like a week.”

Sora fixed Mihawk with a look that made him frown at her. They both knew if Sora said the word Perona could stay. They both knew that she held so much power over him that if she told him he would die for her. It didn't take much as he released Yoru.

“She can stay as long as she's polite to you.” Mihawk relented. Sora nodded as she stood once again. She led Perona away to a spare bedroom he assumed. Perona and Sora appeared to be about the same size so she could wear Sora's dresses until he went on a supply run.

[beanghostprincess]

@lunaticus asked me to explain more about the relationship Sanji has with selflessness and why he thinks about self-sacrifice as a form of love and affection (thanks to Zeff, but that comes later). So I think it deserves its very own post!

So we all know Sanji has this thing for self-sacrifice (seen in Skypiea. Seen in Thriller Bark. Seen in WCI. Seen in Wano. Seen all the damn time because he always does this) and I think his parental figures play a big role in this (I mean Sora and Zeff, not Judge. Fuck you, Judge). Sanji uses self-sacrifice as a form of affection but also because he doesn't see his life as something valuable (now this is Judge's doing. Fuck you, Judge x2). Sanji's love language comes directly from both Sora and Zeff, and tbh I think Reiju too:

The first time he has any sort of connection to kindness and love is his mom. Sora literally sacrifices herself so Judge can't keep modifying her kids. She died for her kids. She died for Sanji. And she kept smiling and taking care of her little angel nevertheless because Sanji was her only joy. She ate stuff that was probably awful just because it made Sanji happy. It made him follow his dream. And he knew the food was bad but his mom ate it anyway, and that only made him want to keep working until his mom had a real, awesome meal. So Sora sacrifices her own life and her taste buds (RIP Sora's sense of taste) to make Sanji happy.

Then Reiju. It's not as obvious as the other two and it's not really self-sacrifice, but she does stay with an abusive family even though she could've tried to run away with Sanji. She saves him. Tells him to find better, kinder people out there. And she stays in hell because she sees herself as part of the family even if she isn't like them. The way Sanji speaks to her in WCI just makes it more obvious that even if she didn't sacrifice herself exactly (she doesn't see it as a sacrifice) she still has the same thinking as Sanji of: I deserve to be here. I belong here. But I'm gonna help Sanji run away because he doesn't deserve this. While Sanji thinks literally the same when it comes to leaving the crew behind.

And then, Zeff, who I think is the most influential one here. He cuts his own fucking leg to protect Sanji. For Sanji, a kid he barely knows, to survive. That obviously changes Sanji's life forever and he starts owing his life to Zeff (not owing, but, you know. He does at first and then it's more like the way a son feels about his dad giving up everything for him. It's just the way dads are, right?). It's the most selfless and self-sacrificing thing Sanji has ever witnessed. And it was to save him.

So of course, after all of this happens, Sanji sees self-sacrifice as a love language. The most important people in his life did this because they loved him. Of course he's gonna protect Usopp and Nami from Enel even if it means dying electrocuted. Of course he's gonna offer himself to feel Luffy's pain instead of letting Zoro do it. Of course he's gonna quit his new family to protect them from his bloodline. Of course he's gonna use the suit that makes him want to throw up to fight for Wano and of course he's gonna take his life so lightly, asking Zoro to kill him if he loses himself.

The main difference between these situations and what Sora/Zeff did, is that Sanji genuinely doesn't care about what happens to him. He doesn't see his own value and he doesn't care about dying as long as he gets to protect others. Because that's just the way love is for him. And we don't only see it in these dramatic moments, but in the way he treats people. In the way he cooks (such a selfless passion, wanting to serve others). And in the way he flirts with women (it looks exhausting, the way he's trying his best all the time to make them feel worshipped).

So, yeah, Sanji is selfless to an unhealthy extent because he sees self-sacrifice as a love language. And it could be, if it wasn't because it's his main way to prove his love. And it could be, if it wasn't because it ends up hurting him every damn time and he doesn't even care. So it ends up being dangerous.

I hope you liked my lil analysis on this! I think I could expand the idea a bit better but this is just the basics about it and Sanji's personality <33

[sahtherat]

OK. This is a translation of our joint work with my bestie @imnotherewoup and me.

Here's a "regularly" updated list of One Piece characters' traumas with a slightly more realistic eye.

The => correspond to the consequences of the traumas we've identified in the manga (irl, there would be many more).

Don't hesitate to let me know if there are any mistakes or things to add.

TRIGGER WARNING (these are traumas after all) take care of yourself ❤️🤙🏻

Luffy

- No parent or parental figure

- Beaten by grandfather + constant pressure Marine

- Living with bandits / slums

- Law of the jungle = survive early, hard and alone (with 10-year-old brothers)

- Daily near-death experiences

- Kidnapped and beaten by bandits as a child ×2 (tortured the 2nd time)

- His idol sacrifices himself for him and loses his arm

- Fake death of his brother

- Death of his other brother

- Death of his brother (really this time) in front of his eyes to save him

- Poisoned ×2

- Shooter on hormones

- Assaulted by drug-craving children

- Starved himself

- The loss of Merry

- Deported by Kuma = government figure

- Witnessing his buddies' traumas

- Responsibility of being captain + having to fight his buddies

=> PTSD

=> Fear of being alone

=> Survivor syndrome

=> Feelings of guilt

=> Fear of losing loved ones

=> Depressive episode

=> Self-arm

=> Nightmares

=> Survigilance

=> Little consideration of the hazard itself

Ace

- No parent = Death

- Father figure demonized by strangers + daddy issues

- Being beaten by adoptive grandfather + constant pressure Marine

- Living with brigands / slums

- The law of the jungle = survive early and hard and alone (with best buddy his own age)

- Death of best friend

- Near-death experience (fires, etc.)

- Taking care of a kid / taking responsibility early on

=> Self-esteem XXXS

=> Suicidal thoughts

=> Survivor syndrome

=> Spend his life finding a reason to be in the place to be

=> All symptoms of depression

Sabo

- Abusive parents : confinement, manipulation, devaluation = no family

- Runaway

- Police violence

- Living with brigands / slums

- Law of the jungle = survive early, hard and alone (with best buddy his own age)

- Near-death experience (assassination attempt)

- Amnesia overcome

- Death of best friend

=> Traumatic amnesia

=> Feelings of guilt

=> Survivor syndrome

=> Anti-system / Anarchist

Nami

- Murder of her adoptive mother in front of her eyes to save her = no parents

- Slavery

- Threat from the village

- Life of hardship / poverty

- Pressure to succeed

- Life of solitude

- Deported by Kuma = government figure

- Witnessing her friends' traumas

=> Racism

=> Materialism + theft

=> Self-mutilation

Zoro

=> Desire to control everything -> Manipulative

- No parents / parental figure / apparently lives alone as a child

- Death of best friend / rival

- Daily near-death experiences (Mihawk, Kuma, Albert etc)

- Deported by kuma = government figure

- Self-arm

- Witnessing his buddies' traumas

=> Impossible grief because he has to fulfill his friend's dream

=> Alcoholism (?)

=> High sense of sacrifice

=> *a bit crazy*

Usopp

- Mother dies in front of him of illness

- Abandonment of father (he still went to fetch milk* with his buddy shanks)

*I don't know if this expression exists in English, but in French it means abandoning wife and child for no particular reason.

- Threatened by pirate

- Losing the Merry

- Fighting his best buddy

- Deported by kuma = government figure

- Witnessing his buddies' traumas

=> No parental figure

=> Feeling of illegitimacy / low self-esteem

=> Anxiety (and unfortunately he's the only one)

=> Lying to keep control

=> Survivor syndrome

Sanji

- Bullied / abused / mistreated / sequestered by his entire family

- Except his mother, but she died of illness

- Genetically changed

- Runaway

- Shaky father figure

- Fighting his captain

- Starvation

- Electrocuted

- Arranged marriage + manipulating + threatening father figure

- 2 years on the run from transvestites (yes, I know I'm tired of it)

- Heartbreak (by Viola)

- Near-death experiences

- Deported by Kuma = government figure

- Witnessing his buddies' traumas

=> Smoking (like all the time)

=> Giving himself away in the kitchen

=> Obsession with women

=> High sense of sacrifice

TonyTony Chopper

- Non-consensual transition

- Rejected by everyone = Discrimination and marginalization ++

- Doping

- Getting beaten

- Death of his mentor (among others) due to his fault

- Pressure to succeed at work

- Life as a doctor = hard to fail

- Haggling

- Attacked by needy children

- Deported by Kuma = government figure

- Witnessing his buddies' traumas

=> Guilt

=> Isolation

Nico Robin

- Only survivor of his people's genocide = no family or friends

- Left with her aunt who hated her and treated her like a slave

- Lonely childhood

- Harassed by government

- Wrongly sentenced to death

- Rejected by everyone

- Manipulated

- Exploited

- Near-death experiences (Aokiji, Ener, Crocodile etc )

- Deported by Kuma = government figure

- Witnessing his buddies' traumas

=> Desire to die

=> Self-esteem as a skill only = objectifying herself

=> Does not project into the future / into social relationships

=> Survivor syndrome

Franky

- Abandoned by his parents

- Mentor gets beaten in front of + death sentence (among others) because of him

- Hit a train

- Family break-up (adoptive)

- Arrested by government

- Near-death experiences

- Deported by Kuma = government figure

- Witnessing his buddies' traumas

=> Self-mutilation

=> Guilt

Brook

- Loss of his entire crew + witnessing their death

- Solitude for 50 years

- Stealing your shadow

- Get blown up by the guy with your shadow

- Loss of humanity/body

- Deported by Kuma = government figure

- Witnessing his buddies' traumas

- Sequestered by Satanists

- Exploited by music industry

- Sequestered by Big Mom

=> Talking to himself / alone all the time

=> Forced and repetitive humor

=> Guilt

=> Depression

=> Survivor Syndrome

Vivi

- Fighting alone in a criminal organization

- Under tension for months/years

- Threat from her country + her people killed

- Father killed by government

- Servant almost dies to save country

- Fake death of her other servant / buddy

=> Pressure / mental burden of ensuring the country's survival and her role as princess alone

Trafalgar Law

- Epidemic in his village + Genocide

- All his family + loved ones die = loneliness as sole survivor

- Hiding under corpses

- Being exploited

- Sick + rejected by doctors

- Father figure killed in front of his eyes to save him = solitude v2

- Shot by his former boss

- Beaten / Tortured / Near Death Experiences (a classic after all)

=> Desire for terrorism

=> Survivor syndrome

=> Working for a criminal organization

=> Looking for a way to die

=> Large-scale project to destroy his former boss

Shirahoshi

- Mother's murder in front of her eyes

- Isolation for half her life

- Child sexualization

- Stalker trying to kill her for years

- First date ends in battlefield

- Family beaten in front of her eyes

=> Childish behavior

=> Generalized anxiety/social anxiety

=> Sexual harassment trivialized

Yamato

- Sequestered all his life by his father

- Lived in prison

- Exploited by father

- No real parental figure

- His only friend is dead

- His idol is dead, killed by his father

- Child of a criminal who ravages a country

=> No social skills

=> Seeks to create a separate identity

[trashytoastboi]

Ima just place this here but; Hello! I thought of a scenario where the strawhats are getting chased by marines, and then one marine recognizes their crewmate and says "Hey arent you that person that masturbated in the backroom". And their crewmate is just embarrassed and wanting to crawl in a hole. I like to see their reactions. Anyways that's it from me.

Hiya!!🍞 This would be pretty funny I won't lie, mortifying for the person who got called out though. Also wishing you a happy new year and sorry for the long wait~ hope you enjoy🍀

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(Gender Neutral)

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Headcanons: Marines chasing the Straw-Hat and recognized Reader as the person who masturbated in the back room.

Warning: NSFWish themes - nothing explicit.

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Peace and quiet were luxuries that pirates could not afford, the Straw-Hats in particular were often busy bodies getting caught in one situation or another. It was never a simple matter, constantly something crazy, full of conspiracy or other nonsensical things. And yet again, the crew found themselves in a situation being chased by the Marines... to make matters so much worse there was even an admiral on their tail. The crew had to run, speeding to try and get back to their ship, they weren't exactly sure as to how the Marines managed to surround them so stealthily. The only explanation would be that they had been under surveillance but surely the Marines weren't so capable to predict they would stay there?

The crew ran and suddenly are cut off by an advancing team heading towards them. A temporary standstill ensues. The Straw-Hats and the marines, neither seem to budge. One of the marines stared at {Name} intently before coming to a sudden realization. His fist lands on his hand, "Ah! That's where I remember you from!"

{Name} looked at him, tilting their head with obvious confusion. A strange man recognizing them? "You're the person that was masturbating in the backroom!" He said it with such conviction and certainty. Everything went quiet at such a statement and {Name} died- they wanted to crawl into the earth if they could. Nothing was so kind as to let them escape with their dignity intact.

Straw-Hat Crew

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Robin📚 Bless Robin, the most mature and understanding of the lot. It was a normal thing to relieve oneself and shameful for a marine to be spying on something like that. Robin twisted her lips into a smile while openly mocking the marine and even calling him a pervert; shifting the sense of shame to him instead of {Name} while they silently thanked Robin for her outstanding save.

Nami🍊 Honestly not surprised, the amount of times you walk in on someone doing it on the ship happens more often than Nami cared to admit. Nor was it anything to be ashamed about, of course in this case having your actions publicly revealed was mortifying and she would be sharing in the same sentiment if it was her who had got revealed. Nami tried her best to support {Name} by electrocuting a fair amount of the marines, hopefully to the point of amnesia.

Brook 🎻 Very, very serious when he asks about the colour of {Name's} underwear to the marine, if that wasn't disturbing enough then maybe the moment when the marine confidently answered with the colour of {Name's} underwear was the worst. Especially hearing Brooks heartfelt approval of their colour coordination. After the little banter, Brook sheathed his sword with the usual elegance and stating so calmly, "You've been cut."

Franky 🤖 No sense of shame. Confusion if anything as to why {Name} was so embarrassed, in consideration he shared pretty explicit details of his usual routine when trying to blow off some steam... well before he was mostly mechanical parts and now he divulged his current routine and the unspeakable things he did with motor oil and cola.

Usopp 🏹 He is trying to ignore it, a little bit embarrassed but trying to hide it. It's not his business who does what, where and that's how it should stay. Although his growing paranoia is evident now that he knows about the hidden tranonders that were watching the crew. It's an uncomfortable thought and hopes he wasn't caught doing anything too embarrassing... then he remembers he did pick his nose a few times. Cue his shame.

Luffy 🍖 No clue, no care. Only time he showed an interest was when he heard the term 'Beat your meat', genuinely thought it was meat being tenderized. Felt absolutely betrayed when he found what it actually meant. His thoughts drift very off course from whatever he heard and honestly isn't too phased about it.

Sanji 🍽 Nosebleeds. He's running while lecturing the marines about gentlemen creed to not be so vulgar and spy on someone while doing something like that, even though he is wishing he could have seen it. Might trip and fall due to blood loss and need someone to carry him because he's a bit too delusional at the moment.

Zoro ⚔ More concerned about being chased by marines than the offhand announcement about one of them watching a crewmate masturbate. Doesn't get the embarrassing responses. Maybe it's a topic that leaves him a bit flustered but overall it's a pretty normal thing.

Jinbei 🥋 King of tact. He tries to get the rest of the group to ignore it in order to spare {Name's} feelings while they perish from the embarrassment. Has his priorities straight, trying to get away from the marines and the incoming admiral.

Chopper 🍭 Innocent baby, please protect. Chopper had to study the textbooks of human function and anatomy to be a doctor. It's not as if he's utterly clueless but when it's outside of medicinal of studying purposes he's a bit airheaded towards the topic, his mind is filled with medicine and candy floss and it should stay that way.