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Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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Das a hot bun

y'all fuck with furries that have afros right?...

Salem with fro......

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Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

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pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

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If I see you use ":3" I just assume that you want to be bent over and fucked until you can't remember your own name.

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Meeee!!!

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mmm… it's that time when i feel all snuggly and subby and need an affini to wrap their vines around me and give me comfy xenodruggies and headpat me and call me a good girl ŭωŭ

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New rings!

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Today’s emotion is: getting consoled by your pinnate.

Bunny was dysphoric yesterday. She felt so good in a maid outfit she got, but then she felt ugly and not pretty enough to wear it.

And the whole day this one kept shoving down the feelings of dysphoria, not wanting to face them. It threw them off and just made the whole day feel like a waste. This one felt like she could never be a girl even though she really really wants to.

-Gardenia Nettle, First Floret

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Alternatively, both on one finger?

New rings!

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New rings!

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New earrings, and a new body stocking 😋

Oh! And new lipstick!

@its-robyn @notanegganymore @anima-bella @lxladies

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🗡️🩷

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I think that boxing (which is already divided into weight classes) should stop engaging in gender based segregation, but as a compromise (for anyone concerned by what it would mean for the well being of women boxers) I think that women should be made to compete with men who are several weight classes lower than them.

I promise that this Hot Take isn't at all influenced by me being trans (I have no interest in participating in organized sports). I'm only speaking as a pervert who wants to watch twinks get beat up by much larger women.

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Sorry but you're going to have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of telling the domme what you want

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