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just-some-random-blogger · 5 months ago

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WHAT AM I A MONKEY WHO PERFORMS FOR YOU IN THE TAGS 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

nobody is making him say this he’s just saying it unprovoked

#FIRST OF #HAHAHHAH #JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW IM GOING TO GO OFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #DOES MEAN #HAHAHAHAHAH #NAH NAH NAH OK FIRST OF ALL #i will assert dominance over fabs by befriending him first #every time i see this man on pinterest hes eating something so i think a pretzel and some lolipops will win him over #i am NAWT about to feed his nicotine addiction #btw fabien if u want to smoke we can like make out instead research says making out with me lengthens the average person's lifespan by 10yr #ANYWAY ONCE I HAVE FABIEN i will make him tell me how many fucking scenes gwayne has w him then i will break into hbo and triple that shit #AND THENNNNNN once filming starts theyll see theres a whole new character because i chalked out criston cole and changed it TO ME!!!#and i also have a scene with daemon cos of course i do🥰🥰#and no one at hbo will even know because wtf do they care about coherency in their material dafaq #fans will be mad but I will be happy #then i kiss freddie and matt and sure fabien can join and you know what eve best too we fall in love and we live happily ever after the end #also op im so sorry you had to see this #or if you think its funny #ur welcome (:

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unpersoniverse · 3 months ago

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Skén:nen sá:sewh

as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc

translation: Get home safe

#nobody translate the file name #nah but home girl is the strongest soldier let me tell you #imagine date/being married to an assassin fr I would loose my mind #I'm such a sucker for the friends to lovers trope ok hear me out #Girlie is an ally to the assassin's and that's how she meets Connor and they become friends because Ratonhnhaké:ton deserves more friends o #she is VERY smart knows how to stand her ground but also very sweet and funny he respects and admires her a lot and so does she #she's from another displaced kanien'kehá:ka clan they bond really close sooner than later the feeling just blooms everyone's knows but THEM #until prob the recruits and the people in the homestead get tired of these oblivious fools in love and plot to finally get them together #I headcanon Connor didn't settle down completely until they were expecting their first child like they both panicked when they realized #I mean they're already married and stuff but still our girl is all over the place bcs she's scared of something happening to him or the bby #and connor acts cool and leveled on the outside but he's just a whirpool of emotions on the inside as well it's really funny to watch #they probably broke down in tears from both laughter and fear but they are amazing parents we are certain of it :')#I want their dinamic to be like that mainly because Connor deserves some light and laugh in his life after all the things he went through #connor i'm in love with your wife #ratonhnhaké:ton #connor kenway #connor's mistery wife #ac 3 #assassin's creed #oc #the way you can tell I almost never draw men just from this sketch 💀#my art

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vynnyal · 7 months ago

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Turns out Sunlit Trail isn't quite done just yet, so after all that they just send you to a dead end 😂

#rain world #comic #rw chasing wind #sunlit Trail #Hunter #Art #Chasing wind spoilers #I can't imagine anyone filters that tag but just in case sksksks #ANYWAYS turns out mod is way better than I expected and it's super well made.#So far made the trip as hunter (first time) then riv and now working on arti.#For arti I realized that howling rifts led to sub and sub led to dar shore so I was like sweet! A shortcut!#Now imagine for a sec trying to get through a parkcore + miros bird gauntlet with a corpse and a worm within 5 cycles #before the scav ran out of karma and you were stuck inside forever. Yeah #Besides that tho I've been messing around and been very tenderly modding the game.#Turns out you can have a bit of fun with most sprites without too much effort by simply cloning the MSC mod in your files #Then changing the copy's mod info so it doesn't clash and simply swapping images out for whatever you want #As long as you have the sprite name you can do this. You can also change region names and decals and music all sorts of stuff.#In short I've been brewing a custom mod for a friend to make her suffer as much as possible <3 #Thanks to a buddy on the rw server for showing me that trick btw lol. The best cesspool I've ever participated in #Oh before I forget- the symbol on CW's head is completely made up. They just looked so... Bald.#Tbh I wasn't expecting their personality to be so... bright? Most interpretations make them kinda solemn and gloomy #But nah this CW is what NSH should've been 100%. I like them. Not gonna spoil too much but their situation is somehow so... chill.#Still bad tho!#Other fun news! There's a scammer going around on discord that's basically like ''bad news I reported you for fraud''#And they're getting a lot of people. My buddy that owned my home server got hit and we lost everything. It's all OK tho nobody was hurt #I keep trying to ask them questions on my alts but they're ignoring me... I kinda wanna bait them into doing the scam with me #to see how far I get before they catch on 😜#Wasting a scammer's time is never a waste of time #Ah I had more to say but I reached my tag max. Till next time- hopefully my animation project will be done by then!

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exoscreamsoda · 1 year ago

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exo are 2 sec away from acting out fanfiction plots in this season of exo ladder

interlocking and holding a heart was not on my 2023 exo list, especially not with CHANBAEK of all exo ships.

chanyeol begging for a couple photo with kyungsoo was also not on my list...

the infamous "theres only one bed" fanfiction plot is not a punishment for chanyeol !!

im not sure what to even say about this... i guess he really is a catboy.

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contagious-watermelon · 3 months ago

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it's kind of like insanely isolating that literally every aspec or "ace & aro" space I've found has been in actuality, solely for aces. perhaps arospec aces or aroaces who entirely prioritize their asexuality could also find company there, but even as an aromantic person who is also asexual, they're really not intended for me. so I can only imagine how isolating it must be if you're aromantic and allosexual

#I went to this aspec club on campus last fall‚ and cliquiness aside‚ they were literally talking about dating in there. like one guy was all #''I've been talking to this girl.... you think I should get her number?'' yada yada yada #like ok I guess this is just for asexuals then.#I can put up with hearing vague romance talk in other situations but in an allegedly 'aro and ace' club? nah fam #also‚ the first time I went (I gave up after the second meeting lol)‚ we went around and introduced ourselves and then you could say what #kind of aspec you were if you wanted to #and everyone was saying asexual‚ with maybe 4 or 5 aroaces‚ and then when it got to me I said ''aromantic‚ probably asexual'' and they just #all looked at me weird #maybe I imagined that. I'm bad at reading expressions #but cmon. imagine if I'd said aro straight or aro gay or smth #anyway I really do not like how the aspec community as a whole prioritizes asexuality over aromanticism #partially it's likely bc asexual used to mean aroace before the SAM was a thing #but I think its also bc people can imagine going without sex in a relationship (although they may conflate it with celibacy) (and not to say #people treat alloaces well at all lol)#(but the idea of someone eschewing romance entirely‚ whether they (want to) have sex or not‚ is still widely horrifying or confusing or #scary to many people. including other queer people and including asexual people #)#I'd make my tag rant into an actual post if I was sure I could word it right lol #aro #aromantic #aroallo #aroace #non sam aro #o.

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mercymaker · 2 months ago

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genuinely in fucken shambles because i just don't know whomst to throw my bbygirl asharra at

why is everyone in this game so damn fuckable

#the datv adventures #you know what we all should just gather in that room everyone likes to hang around in #and just fucken shag #all of us #at first i was like wow neve bbygirl what's ur phone number #but then all the lil moments with miss harding got me all !!!#and then bellara was just so sweet and stole my heart #and i thought yeah nah this time around i ain't gonna care about a bad boi rogue #but fucken.. doing his recruitment and watching him do his shit and then spite also i was like OK I GET IT!!!#even talking to varric has me all HIIIIIIIIII!! i'm mcfucken losing it here #and i haven't even gotten all of the companions like SEND HELP ASAP #datv spoilers #i guess #but not rly

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the-somwthing · 1 month ago

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#I get Phoenix Jimmy headcanons now but I just am NOT on board because #I saw someone trying to push it a long time ago before any curse breaking #and I thought the reasoning was (no offense to them) so stupid and it’s even affecting me to this day 😭#I’m sorry phoenix jimmy truthers I I I I I just can’t take it seriously 😭#ok just so nobody asks I guess I should explain the old reason (IF THIS WAS YOU IM SO SO SORRY I JUST DIDNT LIKE THIS ONE THING)#they said he should be a phoenix instead of a canary cuz ‘canaries die but he always comes back next season so he should be a phoenix’#like FIRST OF ALL: so does everybody wtf #SECOND OF ALL: canaries DONT DIE (unless the miners suck or somethin). they just pass out. so YES you can reuse them.#THIRD OF ALL: the symbolism behind the headcanon has NOTHING to do with him Coming Back so WHY would we use a phoenix instead of a canary #so yeah. the headcanon NOW makes sense since the symbolism is ‘he broke the curse of death’ which totally works with a phoenix #so I DONT hate this modern version but I’m stuck thinking about the old one every time I see it 😭😭#but like nah phoenix jimmy is cool especially with his soulmate n all #I just love him being a birdie. he’s silly like one. forget death canaries are friendly and like to sing just like jim

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genericpuff · 1 year ago

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an epitaph

#no salt but i get this question a lot because a lot of people naturally assume rekindled is my first comic project ??#y'all rekindled couldn't be made the way it is WITHOUT experience #please don't use me as an example of a wunderkind #i'm a 27 year old with a dowager's hump and hip problems because of how long i've been doing this #i get that people are saying this with good intentions because they want to see me “be more” than just an LO shitposter #but this is the end result not the first step LMAO #just hurts my soul a little bit because damn those 10 years really didn't amount to anything huh TT-TT #nah ok that's harsh i have readers on the time gate side who i'm very thankful for #and those 10 years were necessary to get me to the point i'm at today where i could create rekindled for you all <3 #so trying to be grateful not upset LOL #always the alt never the main #lo critical #antiloreolympus #anti lore olympus #lore rekindled #lore rekindled comic #original work #time gate #project reaper #projectreapercomics

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elliott-the-creature · 4 months ago

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school is kicking our collective asses time to sleep for 10 hours and be lazy and regret not doing schoolwork wheeeeee

(more context in tags cuz we feel like it lol)

-K (📺📚, 🍁☮️)

#like wtf even science is tricky??? I mean I thought I was gonna do ecology stuff but nah. biological molecules first unit #fuck chemistry. all my headmates hate chemistry #I’m in a BIOLOGY class!!! I don’t wanna learn about carbohydrates and proteins #I wanna learn about animals and plants and that cool stuff!!!#other than that most of our classes are ok #we’re in the process of getting a study block so that’s cool #math is also kicking our asses but what else is new #school #senior year #grade 12 #school is kicking my ass #school is hard #I love learning but damn this is hard #and the most recent phone ban is making things even worse #can’t listen to music to block out background so I can’t focus as well and get more overwhelmed

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constarlations · 7 months ago

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been playing emerald for the first time on and off as of late and RSE Brendan is so different from ORAS Brendan it’s funny like you’re NOT my son who is this bratty kid 😭

#I hate to say it but I wouldn’t have cared for hoennshipping if RSE was my intro to it instead of ORAS 🫢#and that’s saying a lot cause hoennshipping is… literally the reason I draw.#I was so obsessed with dorky neighbor Brendan that I see RSE Brendan with his stupid lowkey 2000’s misogyny and I’m like….. bruh #the fact he says this shit while being dressed with that horrid outfit…..#Ugh I know hyo would kill me for saying all this crap he’s been wanting me to play emerald for ages and I just think it’s ok 🧍🏽‍♀️#I see emerald and all I can think is “wow Oras was such a good remake actually wtf” and I’m angry it took until BDSP for ppl to admit that #like if it took you until BDSP to realize ORAS isn’t a shitty remake then you don’t deserve ORAS in fact ur a faker Hoenn fan than I am!! /#Anyways I told Lexie and Maple this and Lexie was like “there’s a reason Brendan didn’t rank high until ORAS”#And Maple said “I didn’t even ship them until I met you and you were so passionate about it lmfao”#ORAS fixed Brendan tho maybe I’m exaggerating saying I wouldn’t like yuuharu if I played RSE first when I had a crush on CALEM in HS #CALEM YOUR FRIENDZONE SCENE GAVE ME SO MUCH PTSD I MADE MY SERENA A LESBIAN (nah I made her a lesbian for other reasons)#Ally shut up #Ally speaks words

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soup-scope · 2 years ago

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E’Laetum and Min’Ara watching the child of land and the star child go to pound town instead of doing their actual mission

#nah but starlight and avior gonna be like a long distance relationship meeting in person for the first time #they gotta open up ALL the windows after that #if y’all think starlight and avior aren’t breaking backboards the second they got back ur wrong #ok yeah aviors gonna have a week of being like. horrifically overwhelmed cause of the inversion emotions #but like. it’s like. fine. he’ll be down to bone when he’s done being depressed #i refuse to believe they didn’t spend AT LEAST a week just in a honeymoon period #next BA pls be avior i beg. not in meridian hell avior but freed avoid and starlight going on a date together #redacted asmr #redacted audio #asmr boyfriend #boyfriend asmr #redactedverse #redacted avior #redacted starlight #redacted min'ara #redacted e’laetum #redacted meridian #redacted sovereign state #redacted headcanons

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michi-chelle · 9 months ago

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this scene hits different right after rei’s route 🥲

#slow damage #i’m sorry baby i’ve turned over to the dark side!!#lol ok but reading a bit more of this chapter i get it now #madarame is essentially that toxic ex you replaced his contact name with a gravestone emoji on your phone #who randomly texts you ‘wyd’ when you’re at your most vulnerable #but like….to the extreme lmaooooo #i was so engrossed in this dynamic the first little interrogation sequence surprised me #i was like oh shit that’s right i’m playing a game lmaooooo!#madarame has towa so wrapped up around his finger (and his di—) that i didn’t even know we could influence the guy’s emotions at all lololol #also blond towa??? blond towa?????????? BLOND TOWA???????????????#blond towa w both eyes intact jumpscared me lmaoooo #i’m here thinking towa’s a natural brunette w blond tips but is it really he’s a natural blond??#nah that makes no sense why would he waste his time dyeing his hair black lol he probably colored it blond while he was in the gang #anyway that caught me off guard #michi yaps

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aphel1on · 2 months ago

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i really have missed writing xue yang though. he's one of those characters where i can just sit down and black out and an hour and a half later there's 3 new scenes in the word doc and it's a tossup whether they'll be hilarious, heartwrenching, or horrifying. i don't have to come up with any of it he just does that for me

#aphelion.txt #i used to think it was kind of silly how a lot of RPers call their chosen character their 'muse'#nah man. some characters are just like that.#xue yang #xy #curiously enough chara undertale also does this for me #if i'm in a bad enough writing slump i go write something stupid about chara to unstick myself and it works every time #'Murder Gremlin slash Poor Little Meow Meow' just does something unfathomable to my brain apparently #ok if you read through all these tags you get a reward #did you know i have a really bad habit of writing cringey crossovers with chara that i dont post anywhere #well technically the first time i wrote xue yang pov #before starting kmsa #was actually. it actually #IT WAS CHARA AND KID XUE YANG HANGING OUT LMAOOOOOOO #the doc is titled 'grandmaster of demonic children' and honestly im still kinda proud of that joke #but i cant tell anyone bc. the cringe

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in-study-hell · 2 years ago

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