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osarina · 1 month ago
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my friends are dragging me to a bar with them on thursday and are already talking about plans for friday 😔 don’t they know i’m a recluse and depressed, i’m gonna be drained for weeks after thursday
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niileaf · 9 months ago
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Did I ever post this?
Scout got lice??
Lice removal???
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astronomicalcandy · 1 month ago
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17.10 ˙˚ʚ♡ɞ˚˙
Happy 2 years since I started to oshi you, you troublemaker
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joethehoeee · 1 year ago
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"Why did you save me that night?" The question bore through his heart like a sharp dagger. The thoughts about that night hurt more than the phantom-pain of his broken horn. His back faced her, he was about to leave into the woods, like he always does if the guilt was to much to bear.
He tried to let his emotions deep in his heart. He wouldn't let them out. Not now. "Because you couldn’t save yourself." He answered coldly, his rough words rip through the cold air of the night. He knew that the words hurt her, even if she would try to play it off. He was a bloody asshole towards her. He knew it. He shouldn't be.
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The red-headed women behind him scoffed in a playful tone, yet he could pick up on the small disapointment in her voice. "Is that all? Just because you pity my weakness?" She shoke her head with a hurt chuckle, was she nothing to him? The leaves on the trees nearby rustle from the wind as she spoke. He could hear her tho, his ears would always hear her voice even through the roars of the dark lord right next to his ear.
No...That's not all..., the voice in his stubborn head urged to tell her the real reason. "I...Loved-....Love you. I love you, Barbara. I loved you then. I love you now. I will always love you." He confessed, yet the voices only grew louder, ...no, that's not the only reason why you disgusting scumbag. Tell her. Tell her the truth. His voices echoed in his mind.
"What...?" Finally, he turned towards her, his eyes wide as if he hadn’t planned to say it out loud. The salt and pepperd hair streak fell over his face (like it always did since he let it grow out). His face consorted into a soft, yet somehow...guilty...look. He took a step towards her, one of his hands moved to her cheek to cup her face, wich was still hurt but the light in her eyes couldn’t be mistaken. His clawed thumb stroke the scar she had gotten from the night when all of it started. God he hated himself. HE was that light. But why?! Why would her eyes light up for him.
"I couldn’t let you die. I would've never forgiven myself if...not after-..." his voice grew softer and he tried, with all of his willpower, to not break down. But he couldn't stop it. Not anymore. Everything was to much for him...the lack of sleep, food, water and the guilt...it was to much. He opened his mouth again but-
Her soft and warm lips suddenly brush over his own cold ones. His tusks tickle her skin as he pulled her against him. He should stop. He knows that he should stop her right now. He does not deserve this. It dosen't matter if he showed guilt or redeemed himself by giving her a grave, bones or this damn jacket that he was hiding in his bag (for now).
He pulled away. He pulled completely away from her touch. He stepped back, leaving as much space as he could. "Walt-"
"NO. Don’t say it. You don’t. And you won’t ever will...not after..." He steps back, shaking his head furiously as she tried to walk towards him. Suddenly she stopped, just looking at him with a confused and hurt look on her face. "I don’t care what-"
"I know. But this isn’t what I-" he growled, more to himself than to her. "It's my fault." He looked down at his hands. Tears form in his eyes but he stopped them from rolling down his face. He could still feel and smell the childs blood. And hers...hers too. "Walt, I don’t understand...? What are you talking about?" She sighed. "Look I don’t care about your past...I care about you now. And I...I love you too..."
"It's my fault that Jim died."
"W-what...?"
"I...I killed Jim."
Wasn’t that fun?
Well technically he didn’t kill Jim personally but-
He was ordered to make the plan. It pretty much went like the battle of the bridge just that they won. Strickler made that plan. (At least i think so but if not then he made it in this AU.) He also didn’t do anything as Jim was killed and Barbara dies believing that he didn’t care (in that moment) but he was actually frozen in shock. He loved that boy even if he wants to deny it.
This conversation obviously goes on and would be a bit more detailed if I write an actual fanfiction but this should work out, for now.
Well second non-"canon" Version.
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And with light-
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Aaaand closeup:
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More Context:
Barbara was attacked while she came home. In this version she wanted to dress a little up for her boys theater role. Tho, she almost never made it out of the house.
The times are a bit differently from the canon ep. Jim was killed and Gunmar got free like an hour before the school theater. Wich is why Strickler could save her.
Gunmar saw his weakness in her and Strickler couldn’t let her die just like that. He dressed properly (bc he knew he would now be Gunmars enemy wich made him disgusted of his former clothes.) and saved her. She was subconsciousin the burning building and he brought her to a save place.
At least until it wasn’t save and he fought against both Gunmar and Bular to keep her save. He lost his horn only a few days after that night.
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zaycheese · 1 year ago
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Sun and Moon trope but make it tragedy
We were the sun and moon, but like we loved eachother so hard but from afar
Sun and Moon, but like you couldn't handle the distance
Sun and Moon, but like you forgot how to shine as bright now I'm gone
Sun and Moon, but like the sky's never felt so alone without you
Sun and Moon, but when we got too close my love burned you.
Sun and Moon, but like we are both hurting and despite it all I still want to share this space with you.
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kellodrawsalot · 4 months ago
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You know despite me not being into sonic idw anymore, (or anything Sonic related) I do have a liking for Clutch
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I just think he's neat.
But I have a weakness for criminal like ring leader characters, just look at my ocs (im obsessed with Hazbinhotel for a reason)
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sombritas-des · 5 months ago
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te quiero mucho gracias por escribir cosas geniales y tener las mejores ideas y ser re piola y alto estilo artístico y y
creo que no te imaginas quien soy
Hahahaha vamos a hacer como que no se pero claro que se
Cómo digo siempre , a la orden con el desorden, al chile estar dibujando y escribiendo tanta mamada me hace re feliz
Y me hace re feliz que te hace feliz
Yo también te quiero un chingo
Ven un abacho (⁠づ⁠。⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠づ
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lxndonorris · 2 years ago
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scruus · 1 year ago
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k fine since ur inbox is dead af like my mind rn, imma just say i'm a sucker for afab zhongli.
*insert walking emoji*
yes yes honey gimme the stuff.
Also there is no way you just used “sucker” in the sentence….. is that a pun intended?
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My humor is fucking terrible
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l0v3c0r3e · 2 years ago
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if i ever need to cry on command i can just play the rain fight, quickly gets the job done
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ayzscream · 2 years ago
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jakeshands · 2 years ago
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LOSER!!!!!! 🤣
I HATE HIM I NEVER LIKED HIM!!!! (i am so in love with him i would do anything for him)
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yourblorbohasaflatass · 2 years ago
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Grusha from Pokemon: Scarlet and Violet has a flat ass!
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ultimatebottom69 · 22 days ago
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..With all due respect...How did you think this would go ? Love it. Keep up the good work. Trully a webbed site have a nice day
the average tumblr user will see this post. they will feel compelled to open up the comments. when they do this they'll see that nearly every comment written is identical.
they all say "Man, I sure do love the hivemind".
with that exact same punctuation and capitalization.
upon scrolling further they might find comments that do not say this.
they will be compelled to reply to that comment with the word "Anomaly". and nothing more.
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wistoreal · 4 months ago
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Prev post bc I cldnt say it in tags. What a faggot
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cononeillbreastingboobily · 8 months ago
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Spicy Mayo and Raspberry icee
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AwwVIOLENCE D:
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