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0.0 ...you know how sometimes, when a story is written they can't anticipate the way some things CHANGE in the 60 years or so after the fact? ...or what some things turn out to be VERY dirty slang? Action Comics 337
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Melisandre
With a Littlest Pet Shop I named after her.
The line between this being a canon character and an OC of mine is kinda blurred since I have a couple OCs that share designs with those of book characters. Kind of hard to explain in a single post.
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Ok so I’ve seen the headcanon that Megatron doesn’t acknowledge Optimus Prime and Orion Pax as the same person and while it’s great drama I think it can be kinda funny actually. Megs is trying to have a Dead Wife but his Dead Wife is Right There and Pissed Off.
Or like every time Megatron tries to treat him like a separate person Optimus just brings up an embarrassing incident that only he would know about and when Megs gets mad about it Op’s like Well maybe I’ll stop if you admit I’m not dead.
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Megatron : *thinks he’s smooth af*
Op : Is this guy stupid ????
Bonus
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poob is rolling back its DEI initiatives. poob fired all of its employees after they tried to unionize. poob's ceo was recently on david sperm's podcast saying that he thinks women are the same as dogs to him. but poob is the only service that has candyworld chronicles on it so its really hard to just stop using it :/
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It is kind of sad that the Parkers were generally depicted as poor people just barely scraping by, but they had a house with an attic all to themselves in NYC, something nearly unfathomable to the working poor of today
You also have evidently the most clean and uncluttered attic in human history. Amazing Spiderman 23
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Arya: Why should I give you mercy? Do you really think killing you would solve all my problems? Make your life easier? THINK, HOUND! THINK!
Sandor: *sigh* Oh bugger me...
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Based on the "Think, Mark" meme from the show Invinsible.
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In which Bumblebee realizes he has a VERY specific type.
#bumblebee#swindle#Breakdown#Arcee#Autobots#Decepticons#Stunticons#Combaticons#Menasor#Bruticus#transformers
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At this point in his life, Abner Jenkins was not a man who made wise decisions.
Of course! The Beetle has paused his plan to get revenge on the Torch to antagonize Spiderman! Because where he failed against one teenage superhero he will obviously triumph against two! *facepalm* Amazing Spiderman 21
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So, thanks to a convo I had with friends, I'm making Kariyah an artist. Don't ever piss her off Cell. She can and will draw you in a dress or clown suit XD
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