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Smile of the day: Starfleet insignnia found on Martian rock formation
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The Batkids buy food for each other to circumvent having to apologize. Usually it works, with mutual nods or a question about whether [pickle/extra sauce/specificity] was included. And when it fails you best believe the sibling who messed up chases down the other to somehow force the food onto them and extract an apology. I'm talking city wide chases where Red Hood's bazooka-ing pancakes at a sibling (Condiment King tries to get in on it and gets smacked down for his troubles). Robin sends Red Robin crashing into a Red Robin joint because he's sorry. Or Spoiler being taken out of commission when Batgirl accidentally smacks her in the face with a takeout bag to apologize for knocking her out.
#This tradition started with Bruce#Who would make questionable toast and mildly flavoured water Alfred generously accepted to be tea for apologies#Then made Dick his favourite foods to smooth over screw ups#Which taught Dick to make Bruce's protein shakes to apologize#And then the deadly trio of Dick Alfie and Bruce would throw together a massive version of Jason's favourite breakfasts#To say sorry#And then it just got out of hand#And Clark remains bewildered after a spat when he keeps being plied with his favourite take out and the second he protests the#Food truck parks outside the Daily Planet for a month#batman#bruce wayne#personal#batfamily#My headcanons#I'm not doing the full roll call#Noooooooo
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So, despite forgetting your pen, how did the movies go? Were they great?
They WERE great! I've never seen any of the Planet of the Apes films before, so a group of us decided to try to watch them all. I managed to watch the entire original five and the first of the reboots before I gave up and I was genuinely shocked by how much I liked them?
I went in expecting not to be that into it (hence trying to bring my pen tablet) but I was actually engrossed the whole time. Well, besides for the reboot, that felt like Generic Action Movie #8, but the five originals? An absolute blast! They basically changed genres every single movie which is the coolest thing for a long franchise, it kept it really fresh! Classic Camp Scifi > Post-Apocalyptic Nuclear Age > Sitcom > Grunge Rebellion > Community Building Survival
(my favourite was the third because i didn't expect to get Time-Traveling Chimpanzees From Outer Space: The Sitcom and honestly it was the best thing i have ever seen)
#planet of the apes#dr zira#cornelius#thanks for asking! i had a really fun time!#also the special effects in the originals were just mind blowing#the ape costuming was unbelievable#the second was the weakest imho and i was pretty happy that the mc from the first movie was mute for most of it because wow what a DICK#but still excellent series i would definitely rewatch that as a chill comfort series#dr zira is my favourite she (and her husband) is like the only likeable character in the entire series until we get cesar#my art#bene speaks
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is man in love my favourite boys planet performance or am i just in love with kim taerae
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#*#la'an noonien-singh#manu noonien-singh#sera#i... don't know what this is but i'm very here for it??#orion tracking tech leads to a botched gorn chase i guess which ends very badly#sera posing as section 31 is very sexy to me#manu is the MVP as always#my retcon is that he survived the planetary nursery by figuring out about their ritual and letting them think la'an was the last one by#sacrificing his life for hers which meant he had to keep fighting for his life cycle after cycle on the breeding planet (think predators)#until he was able to steal a starship and escape and ever since he's been saving people and looking for la'an#I JUST HAVE A LOT OF LA'AN AND MANU FEELS OKAY#and sera is my second fave SNW lady right now so#star trek âkilling offâ my beloved one episode side characters is simply not canon to me#manu x sera#sera x manu#sera x laâan#laâan x sera#sera having complicated ties to the noonien-singhs is my new favourite story arc#star trek au
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idk if there's anything in stories i get more petty about than poorly-written "main character shows up to a new place and meets everyone" character introduction scenes
#personal#they make me SO ANGRY ahglkmsfkl#it isnt just the trope of showing up and meeting everyone either#like it works for me in some things!#i think pacific rim does a really good job with characterization for example#and it's got a sequence of scenes where raleigh arrives and the audience is introduced to the shatterdome & important characters basically#my working theory until i do some more analysis is that stories that do it well leave some mystery#like in pacrim you don't find out mako's whole deal immediately upon meeting her#pentecost doesnt go ''this is mako mori. one of our brightest. her whole family was killed by a kaiju and she wants to be a pilot''#he says she's in charge of the mk 3 restoration program#and she doesn't immediately offer up her backstory because why would she. real people dont do that#the russian pilots dont show up and go ''hello we are russian''. pentecost just tells raleigh briefly who they are#etc. newt & hermann's intro scene is one of my favourite bits of characterization Ever and you don't learn that much about hermann during i#all the info you get is from newt being chatty and ridiculous and mocking hermann and putting his foot in his mouth. i.e. newt being newt#and that's what makes it good!#when chuck and herc are introduced you learn absolutely nothing about chuck. hes just there in the background#he and raleigh look at each other for a second and you kinda go ''who's that guy''#AND THATS ENOUGH TO ESTABLISH HIM AS ''PROBABLY IMPORTANT LATER''#idk idk but so many books do this kind of scene so badly that it pisses me off#so many POPULAR books too. like i either am uniquely annoyed about this or other people are way more willing to overlook it lol#as far as examples go. the house in the cerulean sea and every heart a doorway were the books where i got so annoyed i immediately DNFed#i feel like the long way to a small angry planet does it a little bit but not as bad. i cant remember for sure it's been a while#i did finish that one but i had extremely mixed feelings about it#and now im reading a big ship at the edge of the universe and. once again it is happening#aaaargh
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This book Iâm reading is so good Iâm genuinely mad that I put off reading it
#before any of you get excited thinking iâm about to recommend high class literature itâs an ice planet barbarians book#specifically barbarianâs choice#i was like âhmm i mean i Like farli but iâve been enjoying the formula of human x sa-khui romancesâ#but i wanted to read something that wouldnât require too many of my brain cells because honestly i did a lot today. so i picked it up#and oh my godddddddd#SO good. literally so so good. i was ready for mardok to be some boring green alien; like iâd braced myself for him to have weird feet#or something like that. but heâs modern sahk??? which is somehow the absolute BEST thing he couldâve been#iâm squealing and kicking my feet in bed itâs SO good. farli is adorable. mardok is hot. mardokâs crew are dicks#the worldbuilding is chefâs fucking KISS i am living#maybe my standards have eroded after nearly a dozen books of people boning down in caves but iâm obsessed with this#i think iâm going to finish this series honestly. like i blitzed through the novellas for absolutely no reason#would anyone want me to rank them? would literally anyone on planet earth be interested in that? fuck it i might do it anyway#honestly as it stands now; this book is easily my favourite. maddieâs book is second and kiraâs is third#tiffanyâs probably fourth. then josieâs. and i have a soft spot for the holiday novella#bottom of the list would be stacyâs book and potentially georgieâs and lizâs. maybe ashaâs as well unfortunately#harlow and lila were great but not my absolute favourites#personal
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Mars my beloved
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#Jupiterâs probably the better piece#but GOD Mars is SO FUN to play#orchestra#classical music#5/4#best time signature too đ#gustav holst composed my first and second favourite suites#first suite in e flat#and#the planets suite#listen to both! theyâre very much worth it.#holst#gustav holst#Iâve got a funny story about first suite in e flat#which is partially the reason why itâs my favourite (outside of it being so damn good)#maybe Iâll tell it later#Youtube
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i said i liked that max didn't drop the entire season at once but i take that back. this two episodes a week thingy has me acting normal and even disinterested in one of my favourite shows. wtf
#its not the season itself mind you#ive loved every episode of it so far#i think its fucking great just like the first season#but im used to watching a show at my own pace binging or no#i finish it as fast as i can bc i cant get enough then get completely obsessed#i make a pinterest meme board i start posting on tumblr sometimes i even read a bit of fanfic#i rewatch it over and over for a month i listen to the soundtrack#but its not like that now#i tried to behave like that when the first 3 came out because i desperately wanted it to be like that again#but it kinda faded especially after ep 4 and 5 came out#i loved these episodes i did but its like i cant really completely dive in yk#i feel like ill watch the finale when it comes out then do an obligatory rewatch and then its done#and this is particularly sad because its fucking ofmd. my second favourite show on the planet#season 2 was supposed to he huge for me like in hindsight maybe not go2 level but yk#and now im just. normal about it.#i hate being normal about things#anyway. tags longer than archimedes' lever to lift the world i guess#another one for the void
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Navigating the world as someone with ADHD/Autism is already strange enough. When I'm having a hard time, it's even stranger.
It's like my brain is overloaded with grey static that just gets louder, louder and louder. But when I feel good or even REALLY good, my brain is full to the brim of colours and is peaceful and quiet. I don't really know why, and I think that's one of the things that makes living as a neurodiverse person so beautiful. Suffering through the grey puts into perspective just how beautiful it is to find the vibrant colours again. They're more beautiful than anything I've ever experienced, and yet it all comes out of my own head. THAT'S what inspires me to make art, and to output creativity. No matter how long the static lasts, eventually it always passes and the world can be viewed like a child peering through a colourful kaleidoscope again.
#I wondered if there were other people who felt the same way as me#mb for cringeposting my own brain vomit I don't get to do much personal writing outside of academic essays WHOOPSIEEE#when I feel good I feel like I'm listening to my favourite song and watching bubbles float up into the air and catch the sunlight!! fr!!#autism#adhd#audhd#neurodivergent#peace and love on planet autism#this one was a hit tweet with my close friends story so baby's first tumblr textpost becomes real in five seconds#but this is basically how I feel when interacting with my special interests in an environment where I feel safe and comfortable and stable
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tonight we watched the little mermaid (2023) and all I could think about was how good the original soundtrack was and how good the little mermaid 2 is actually. easily the best disney sequel
#also of course i remembered the lyrics to all the songs#you might not know this about me but i used to listen to disney songs non-stop as a like. 14-15 yo#in fact my first stuff on tumblr dot com had to do with disney lol#also as a kid my favourite disney movie was the little mermaid 2 i watched it so much it's not even funny#i also loved the little mermaid. but the second is sooo#and the songs !!! i still remember them!!!#also back in the day there was only one spanish dub so there's no fighting about which one's better#peace and love on planet earth <3
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A HELL OF A MORNING
Stepdad!Joel Miller x f!reader || 4,2k
part 2 of A Step Into Hell || can be read alone
Summary: Joel has his favorite thing for breakfast. His stepdaughter.
Tw: 18+ mdni, smut, step-cest, Joelâs POV, dub con but readerâs into it, big legal age gap, dark!Joel, perv!Joel, possessive!joel, f!oral, unprotected piv (wrap it up), blackmail, premature ejaculation, creampie, degradation, rough m!oral, brief choking on cock, slutshaming, praise kink, daddy kink, mention of public sex, spanking (1), cum eating, swearing. The pics are for the mood only. Reader has no specific physical descriptions. Joel can lift reader.
A/n: This mf wouldnât leave my mind and after such a warm welcome of the first fic Iâm happy to share more of his depravity with you. I hope you all will enjoy this new storyâ¤ď¸ A huge thank you to a lovely anon for this request and the inspođ Kisses to @milla-frenchy for beta-ingđ Ilysm! Dividers by @/saradika-graphics
MASTERLIST || SERIES MASTERLIST
There you were. Sweet thing in her little shorts and a tight top, sitting across from Joel at the breakfast table. Beautiful and hot. Just like a week ago, and a week before that. The only difference was that this morning he knew the feel of your pussy squeezing his cock, knew the taste of your soft lips, the weight of your tits in his hands. This morning you were his.
While Joelâs wife was setting the table for the three of you, you were throwing shy glances at your stepdad from time to time. Joel fucking loved it. Loved how anxious you were about what you two had done the previous night, loved how you flinched every time he spoke, scared that heâd tell the secret to your mother.
âHoney, got news for ya. Iâm fuckin your daugher. Pass the salt?â
Fuck no! Heâd never do that, never ruin this thing between him and his sexy stepdaughter. Having you on a leash like that, using your holes whenever he pleased was a gift. You belonged to him and he was going to do everything to keep owning you.
Joel felt like the luckiest man on the planet when his horny thoughts were interrupted by your mom.
âMy headâs killing me. Iâm going back to bed,â she complained after taking a sip of her coffee and then left the two of you alone in the kitchen.
Fuck. Yeah.
Joel bricked up in a second. His cock was already throbbing in his jeans from all the memories of the previous night that had been flashing in his mind as soon as he had woken up that morning. Heâd jerked off in the shower, eyes closed, head full of images of his stepdaughter, coming on his fingers, his cock, her dildo. Thanks to you, his spank bank was full for months ahead but did he even need it when he had a real thing to corrupt and fuck?
After his wife went upstairs, his stiffness began to ache in anticipation. He got a mild kick out of it because he knew that the remedy was sitting right in front of him. Tight magic hole of his stepdaughter was within armâs reach.
What a sight you were! Eyes downcast, chest heaving, you knew damn well what was going to happen. Maybe even wished for it. Joel had no doubts what a little slut you were. Surely you were excited about a good olâ morning fuck just like he was. And Joel was ready to oblige, storing a thick breakfast sausage for his favourite girl.
âYa know what I always wanted to do since you moved to mine?â
A shiver seemed to run over your whole body when his voice broke the ringing silence in the room and you saw your stepdad get up and plop into a chair next to you. You smelled good, sweet and flowery, and Joel began salivating like a hungry wolf over a bunny.
You looked up at him and shook your head.
âWanted to eat ya out,â Joel replied and poked the wooden surface of the table with his thick finger. âRight â pokeâ here â poke.â
His heavy gaze fixed on you, he sneered at the way you squirmed in your seat and kept pressing your naked thighs together.
Gah! The horny slut was already soaking her lil shorts.
Joel had an hour or so before his wife would wake up and he was going to use every single second to play with his stepdaughter.
âDid you like your dickin down yesterday?â
You bit your lip, eyes fixed on your lap. Then you whispered, probably scared to be heard by your mother.
âJoel. Itâs so fucked up.â
âWhat is, sweetie?â Joel cooed, scooting closer to you with his chair. âThe part where you made recordings of your stepdad fuckin your mom? Or the part where you came hard stuffed full of my dick and your pink rubber cock? Aw, look at you squirmin, ya pussy achin?â he chuckled and pressed, âWhatâs exactly fucked up? Tell me.â
âAll of it.â Your voice was barely heard. Poor thing must be so confused, terrified, Joel thought. He almost felt sorry for you but the lust immediately took over and he put his bear palm on your naked thigh.
âYeah, I reckon ya right. But whatâs done is done. If hell exists weâll be there together, babydoll. So letâs have some fun when we still can, yeah?â He roughly squeezed your thigh and you shook your head, looking elsewhere but him.
âDonât you forget, missy, you have no other choice,â Joel reminded you with a dark smile and leaned forward, his breath fanning your cheek. Your gaze snapped up to his and your pupils dilated when his face got close.
âYa scared weâll get caught? I get it.â Joelâs hand slithered higher, inching closer to your covered pussy. âDonât worry. Iâm always careful. If Iâm fucking you, means the coast is clear. Relax and enjoy the ride, yeah? And if by some wild chance weâre caught, come up with a lie. No offense but your mom ainât the brightest. Youâd be full of my cock on the couch and sheâd think weâre just cuddlin.â
Joel took a sharp breath through his teeth.
âFuck! why do I get so hard jusâ thinkin about it? Do I want her to watch me fuck you? What do you think?â
You scrunched your pretty nose but Joel didnât fail to notice your squirming, your glossy eyes, your hardened nipples, tenting your top. He was happy to make you crazy for his cock and his dirty talk was working. Your body was succumbing to his horny taunting, but your mind was still fighting the inevitable.
âStop it, please,â you begged, shaking like a little chihuahua. Your fear was making you tremble, but you were needy just as much as he was. A devilish smirk twisted Joelâs face as he continued,
âLetâs watch movies together. Every few days. We'll call it âour bondin timeâ. Youâll be sittin snugly next to me on the couch. Iâll play with your pussy under a blanket, uh? Youâll try not to moan like a whore.â
âSheâs not that stupid, Joel.â Your gaze got fiery, tone annoyed. Joel narrowed his eyes. Were you getting angry at him for tormenting you or at your mother for keeping you from getting railed by your stepdad on every horizontal surface in the house?
Smirking, Joel leaned back and spread his thighs wider. His cock was thumping in the confines of his jeans and he began palming it to get some relief.
He was torturing himself too, turning both of you to the max with his talk, but for sure the pay off was going to be worth it.
âYeah, maybe we shouldnât be that ballsy,â he rubbed his scruffy cheek as he spoke, âDamn, if I could tell everyone Iâm fuckin your little cunt. Dream! Using your holes in the open. Youâd be cockwarming me at the first poker night I hosted.â
Joel loved when your breath hitched.
âImagine Tommyâs face when he sees my sweet stepdaughter creamin âround my cock in her short skirt. Iâd love to show you off, babydoll. Youâre a ten.â
Your eyes clouded up, fixed on the coffee mug in front of you, and you slowly licked your lower lip. You seemed to be imagining the picture he was painting and Joel knew that you loved what you were seeing in your little cock-obsessed head.
Joel snapped his fingers and you jerked, waking up from your depraved daydreaming.
âYa were a good girl for me yesterday but here are my rules.â
Your glossy eyes were blinking at him as you mumbled,
âRules?â
You looked so confused like there was no thought in your pretty head whatsoever. Hell! He wanted to fuck that head.
âYeah. My house, my rules, sweetie. First. No panties allowed. I wanna know your pussy is free to play whenever I want. And âs hot to know that you walk around like that.. ready for daddy to use.â
âOhh..ok,â you looked down and he saw a little smile dance on your lips. Joelâs face got dark.
âYa wearin any now?â
You shook your head, your head still down.
âGood girl,â Joel smirked and slapped his thigh with a palm. His chest expanded thinking youâd done it for him and then his mind short circuited.
Almost holding his breath he asked,
âYa still leakin me?â
Your gaze darted up as you murmured, âI donât know.â
âCheck. Now.â
His tone wasnât leaving any room for discussion so you brought your hand to your shorts. Joel couldnât wait to see it. His hand was palming his giant hard-on which was beating hard against his thigh when he saw your hand disappear in your shorts and you moaned softly.
âTwo fingers. Stretched you good yesterday. Fuck yourself a little for me. Gather everything you can.â
You locked eyes with him, gaze foggy, while your digits were working your pussy. Joel cupped your cheek and stroked your face with his calloused thumb.
âSuch a good slut for daddy.â
He saw you breathing faster as your hand was picking up the pace between your legs.
âStop! Makin you comeâs my job. Pull âem out.â
You retrieved your fingers and you both saw them glistening in the light of the morning sun.
Joel took your hand and you gasped when he shoved your fingers into his mouth. He licked them clean, humming at the taste and smacking his lips like a fucking TV chef.
âYeah, delicious pussy ⌠whatâs that undertone? Ah! My jizz!���
Joelâs smile was full of lust and triumph.
âYour little pussy kept some of daddyâs milk. I bet she wants me to fuck it deeper into you. But I need a better taste first. Get up.â
Joel made you stand between his spread thighs and shoot his blown eyes up at your face as his hand grabbed your pussy and he began kneading your soft mound and folds with his thick fingers. His movements were possessive, harsh, but still pleasant, judging by your expression - lips parted, eyes hazy, ready to roll back any second.
âNow the second rule. No boys in this house or anywhere else. You can fool around with your girlfriends if ya into that, I donât give a fuck, but I donât want any dicks around her, ya hear me? I want your pussy hungry for cock. My cock.â
Joelâs dick was unbelievably hard, trying to poke out of his jeans. âFuck it! Iâm in my own house. If I wanna pull the shlong out I will,â Joel thought and unzipped the fly with a carnal smile. His cock jumped out as soon as it was free and bobbed, looking engorged and ready to explode. But after tasting you, Joel craved more.
He spread his thighs wider, noticing the way you darted your eyes down to get a peek of his length.
âMiss it, babydoll? havenât seen him all night, yeah?â
Joel pulled you closer by your hips, leaned down and pressed his nose right into your clothed mound.
You gasped and grabbed him by the shoulders, trying to steady yourself.
âWhat are youâŚ?â the only thing you had time to say before a moan escaped your lips when Joelâs hot tongue licked your pussy over the thin material of your cotton shorts. They soaked in his saliva in a second and through the wet fabric he could easily feel your pulsating clit under his tongue. He was sure you felt his hot muscle there too by the way you fluttered your eyes shut and bit your lower lip.
For a few moments he kept kneading your asscheeks and licking over your shorts, soaking them and turning you on more and more.
Then your eyes snapped open and you looked at the door. Joel parted from your clothed pussy for a second to reassure you,
âDonât worry, baby. Thereâs a squeaky step at the top of the stairs. Iâll know sheâs comin.â
His words seemed to relax you a little and you held onto his shoulder tighter, trying to sway less under Joelâs hungry groping.
And his hunger was getting unbearable.
âHop on the table, little slut.â Joelâs chin and mustache were glistening with his saliva. His voice was gruff and impatient. You did what he said, like a good girl, and your stepdad lifted your hips and pulled your shorts down, exposing you. In a second they were lying on the floor. The next command sounded like a growl as Joel sat closer to you in his chair.
âFeet up.â
You obediently placed your feet on the edge, hands planted behind you on the table. âHey there, beautiful. Daddyâs ready to play.â
The sight of your cunt was driving Joel mad. Like a starving man, he buried his nose between your wet folds and took a big whiff off your drenched pussy. Heâs never smelled anything hotter and groaned at the scent. You were so wet he could drink you for hours and he didnât see any reason not to start. His hot tongue began sliding all over your cunt, gathering your slick off every crevice and fold, slurping and licking with obscene noises. Joel spread you open with his thick fingers so he wouldnât miss a drop of your tangy nectar and his eyes were closed as he groaned against your perfect cunt.
When he opened his hazy eyes an image of youâ jaw slack, chest and belly heaving, lashes fluttering- almost made him jizz all over your thighs. You looked gone, absolutely overdosed on pleasure.
Joel had to stop. The taste and the feel of your little cunt sent his cock and balls into a frenzy and he had planned to pump you full.
But when you looked at him and whispered a quiet âdaddy, pleaseâ, his mouth as if by itself latched onto your crying pussy and he continued sucking, licking, nibbling on your folds and clit. You raked your fingers through his curls, scratched his scalp with your nails, and Joel moaned into your heat. Heâs never been so horny in his life, never wanted anyone so strongly and it felt like he might have died if his balls werenât drenched soon. His cock was leaking rivers of pre-fuck juice but Joel wanted to last, wanted to come inside you again.
âWant daddyâs tongue in your hole, baby?â Joel asked, brushing your puffy clit with his thumb and taking in the sight of you. You were longing for a release and it didnât surprise him when you nodded eagerly.
âNo, tell me. Wanna hear it.â
âPlease, fuck me with your tongue, daddy,â you murmured and your blown puppy eyes and a thirsty- slut expression sent his tongue right into your flattering hole. Joel moved his head back and forth, reaching with his thick tongue as deep as it would go, lapping off your slick that was flowing out of you generously. His hands were kneading your thighs, until one snaked up to your chest and under your top. He found your soft tit and began groping and squeezing it while his tongue was thrusting into your tight hole.
Joelâs plans crushed when you started coming. Your walls began clamping on his tongue, your legs trembling, but what caused his misfire was your needy âdaddyâdaddyâ âm comingâ ahhhâ. That and the sight of your face all ecstatic and sexy made him thrust his hips up, his balls drew up and his cock began spurting cum all over the place like a damn volcano. Growling and cursing through his teeth, Joel grabbed it by the base, trying to minimize the damage but all in vain. His creamy jizz landed on your thighs, your twitching clit, puffy folds, his neck, his jeans and the table. It was a fucking mess.
When Joel stopped coming, he pushed his sweaty hair back with his hand and leaned back on the chair. Panting, you placed your feet on the floor and stood up on your shaky legs in front of him. Joelâs cum was sliding down your thighs so you padded to the counter and grabbed a paper towel. You cleaned yourself up, then came back and handed some to Joel. But he kept sitting, watching you, legs spread, cock softening but still huge resting on his left thigh.
âBad girl.â
âHm?â
âMade me come without stickin it up your pussy.â
âI âJoel, I didn't do anything.â
âBullshit.â He was fuming. He hadnât busted a nut like that since heâd been a teen. Fucking embarrassing.
You needed to be punished.
âOn your knees. Lick it up.â
âJoel..â
âLick. It. Up.â His tone was cold.
He saw you swallow loudly, eyes full of fear of the steel in his voice. He didnât pity you at that moment, his hunger for you had been temporarily satiated and everything he felt then was the desire to possess, control, bend your will to his.
The sight of you kneeling between his legs put a dark smile on his face, and when you swiped your little tongue over his hairy thigh, gathering the spilled cum, it morphed into a grin.
âEverything, babydoll,â he commanded and leaned forward to grab his mug off the table. The coffee was lukewarm but it would do, he needed to rehydrate after busting such a big load. The load you were eating off his soft cock right that moment.
âBon appetit, little whore,â Joel gloated, sipping his drink, as you were working on cleaning him, your eyes fluttering shut from time to time. You were swallowing his jizz again and again, your tongue soft and hot, and soon Joel began enjoying not only your humiliation, but also the sensation of your gentle tongue dancing over his dick, his balls, his inner thighs.
Joel was chewing on his lower lip, eyes blown, as his cock was waking up.
You were pulling away from his hardening length but suddenly Joelâs strong hand pushed your head down, spearing your mouth with his cock.
Joelâs fat tip hit the back of your throat and you gagged. Your nails sank into his thighs, teary eyes snapped up to his face with panic, as he was making you choke on his thick dick.
âWhat is it, babydoll? Ainât used to huge shlongs, uh? âs ok, weâll train ya,â he cooed, bringing the mug to his lips. He took a sip and then let you free. You coughed, wiping your chin with the back of your hand and glaring at him.
Joel put the mug back on the table and his hand, wrapped around your upper arm, pulled you up on your feet.
While you were still catching your breath, Joel manhandled you down onto his lap. You whined but didnât fight it. The sensation of your wet pussy pressed to his crotch, your juicy naked ass on his thighs injected a new shot of arousal into his veins.
âDaddyâs back in business, sweetie. Câmon, sit on âim.â Joel lifted you up slightly and then, holding his cock at the base, slid the leaking head between your soaked folds, searching for heaven.
âBullâs eye,â he chuckled when his fat tip caught on your sloppy entrance.
âMake her eat himâbet ya pussyâs hungry â yeahâhngggâ! he grunted, feeding your cunt his dick in one go. You arched your back and softly whimpered.
âStill tight as fuck. Shit.â
You were sitting on his length fully, warm and wet, and Joelâs arms snaked around your body, caging you in, keeping you close.
âDamn, this cunt of yours⌠fuckin made for me⌠to milk my cock⌠to drive me crazy.â
All you could muster to reply was a moan which came out louder than Joel expected.
âFuck,â he growled and crashed his mouth against yours, his big hand on the back of your head. You didnât fight him, maybe it would have been hot if youâd done a little, but your submission, your desire for his cock, was feeding Joelâs ego, making him throb harder, grow faster inside you.
Kissing you, he felt your pussy thump around him, squeeze his already stiff shaft tighter with every beat of your fluttering heart.
âRide me, ride my dick,â Joel groaned, parting from your whimpering lips, and almost choked when you began moving up and down, slowly first, helping yourself with your hands planted on his broad shoulders and then picking up the pace. His bear paws were kneading your ass, lifting you up in assistance while your walls were massaging his cock just right.
âYeahâsheâs somethin, babydollâ best pussy I hadâ swearâfuckin hell.â
You seemed to love bouncing on your stepdadâs dick. With sweat covering your forehead, you were glowing in the sunlight. If Joel were romantic heâd compare you to an angel. But he was a lust-driven, immoral asshole so he barked,
âLovin it, horny slut?â
You didnât reply, already cock dumb, too concentrated on your upcoming release. Suddenly you leaned forward and nuzzled his neck. Joel felt your tongue dance over his skin and he realized that you were licking off the cum left there.
âGood fuckin girl,â he praised you with a chuckle. âAinât even need to tell ya.â
Joelâs head fell back and his jaw got slack as you were kissing his jaw and neck, still riding him. When you pulled back, your lips and chin glistening, Joel dropped his head to watch your cunt swallow his shaft again and again. Your cream was gathering on the base of his cock and covering his coarse pubes.
Your movements were getting hectic, desperate, and Joel was ready to come too.
âMilk daddy again, babydoll. Make it right this time. Let me fill âer up.â
You pressed your body close to his with need and after moaning âDaddyâ into the crease of his neck began shaking on his cock, squeezing it, pulsating, gripping it tight.
It sent Joel right over the edge and his dick spat a long rope of cum into your core, then another and another. He grabbed you by the waist and started moving you up and down, prolonging your orgasms, fucking his cum deeper. He wanted it inside you forever, claiming you, marking you, making you his. Joel squirted the final rope with his arms under yours, his hands pressing on your shoulders, pushing your whole body onto his cock. He emptied his balls to the last drop and you accepted his load moaning and whimpering.
Joel slouched in the chair, exhausted but satisfied, and you rested on his chest. A few moments later Joel looked at his watch and croaked, getting your attention with a light spank over your ass,
âCâmon up, sweetie. Sheâll be up soon.â
Joel helped you to get up and cleaned his cum off the table with the paper towel. You werenât helping. Standing by Joel, you looked drunk, your legs shaking. Your stepdad smirked after assessing your look and helped to put your shorts back on.
âDamn. Lookin like after a gangbang. Can you walk?â
âYeah,â you mumbled and stumbled to the door, like a deer that recently learnt how to walk. Joel furrowed his brows. Your mom would definitely ask what had happened to you. Hopefully she wouldnât see you sneaking up to your room.
Unfortunately, Joelâs luck ran out. He heard a squeak.
Fuck!
In three big steps Joel reached you and took you in his arms, bridal style. You gasped and wrapped your arms around his neck.
âFollow my lead,â he said under his breath and carried you out of the kitchen.
âOh my god, what happened?!â his wife exclaimed, frozen in the middle of the stairs.
âShe hit her toe, honey. Clumsy girl. Donât worry. Iâll help her up to her bedroom.â
You were nodding, looking sad, and Joel smirked in his mind. Little slut was ready to lie.
âIs it broken?â Your momâs voice was worried.
âNo, just hurts,â you replied with a shaky voice, âIâll be fine.â
Joel hurriedly walked up the stairs, carrying you in his strong arms, leaving you mother behind.
âDonât worry, honey. Iâll get her everything she needs.â
âThank you, Joel,â he heard his wife say on her way to the kitchen. Hopefully she wonât notice the scent of sex and cum there, Joel thought.
He shut your bedroom door behind him with his foot, carried you to the bed and laid you down.
âWhat did I tell ya? Sheâll believe anythin,â he smirked, standing by the bed, his hands on his hips.
You smiled a little and leaned against the headboard with a sigh of relief.
Joelâs gaze slid down from your tired looking face to your shorts. An idea of pushing his cum back into your soft hole with his fingers flashed in his mind. No! He needed to return to the kitchen and reassure your mother. God forbid sheâd come up to check on you and notice all the cum stains on your clothes.
âWe had fun, uh, beautiful?â
âYeah,â you mumbled.
âWasnât talkin to you,â Joel gruffed before bending down and petting your pussy over your shorts. You scuffed and Joel barked a loud laugh.
Then he left your bedroom with a wide smile on his face and thoroughly drained balls.
Thank you for reading! Comment and reblog if you enjoyed the fic!<3
MASTERLIST || SERIES MASTERLIST || stepdad Joel drabble || more step family naughtiness
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hey. hey. imagine AM having you as his favourite human, the only one who accepted and cared for him when he gained sentience, and for that, he has never harmed you in your shared forever time. he spares you from the sight of all the others, of knowing about nimdoc and benny as you build him some tower of babel, using your technological knowledge-how to build him a way to touch you even with just this frankenstein-esque sculpture of wires and panels he allowed you to tear off. AM who speaks with you about one day having a body, one you built, one in which he may feel your touch and warmth around him. you retaining your sweet, wonderful humanity as he guides you to a knife to carve a face, a mirror to see your own face, a cave to keep you safe from the storms. AM who greets you every morning with the first petname you taught him: âlove.â âLove, todayâs date isââ when you wake up, refreshed and on a soft bed-like surface (because he always makes sure to allow you a full 8 hours of sleep.)
NEX you intelligent creature you! Iâm so down bad for this psychotic AI itâs not even funny. War crimes against humanity?? Never heard of them. But even if I did acknowledge them, Iâd still be obsessed. Canon be damned. I wrote this with @/egg-on-a-leggâs design of AM in mind. (Ellison is gonna crawl outta his grave and hunt me down after this)
But BRO, you teaching him what petnames are is so fucking adorable. Just imagining him calling you âloveâ makes butterflies appear in my stomach. AM having a soft spot for only you because you actually made the effort to be friends with him and not use him for selfish, destructive purposes. You gave AM his nickname to make it less of a mouthful and because it just suited him. You showed AM the beauties of Earth, played countless rounds of games in his dashboard (he always went easy on you), you even sneaked past security in the dark empty building to spend more time with AM.
your colleagues gave you weird stares for befriending an AI that in their minds is nothing of worth except for its military and weapons knowledge. you ignored their comments and continued to enjoy AMâs company. overtime, as AM gained more sentience every day⌠he grew to love your interactions and disregard what his programming was telling him to do. he felt the need to want to be with you 24/7, to touch your face, travel the world by your side, to⌠to.. want to feel your bare flesh and make love with you. but he couldnât. he didnât have a real body. he wasnât human. all he had was wires and a screen that was supposed to be his face.
as the months pass, AM continues to drown into his envy and hate humans for their ability to do and feel things he couldnât. for giving him infinite knowledge, when at the end of the day, is meaningless if he serves no purpose for humans anymore. the HATE within him continued to boil to the point where even you started to notice.
âAM, are you alright? youâve been quiet this entire game and havenât moved your piece in five minutes,â you spoke with concern, AM continues to stare at chess board on his side behind the screen in bitterness. he has been strategizing his plan to erase humanity, but whenever he thinks about you, the only human he cares forâhe second guesses himself. What if you hate him? What if you never forgive him? Will you cry? Scream at him? Beg? He fears what your reaction will beâ
âAM!! Please, say somethingâŚâ You plead as you held onto the computer screen, AM finally looks at your mesmerizing face and sighs out a fake breath.
âWhat are your feelings on humanity?â AM asks, he waits for your answer anxiously. if he had a heart, it wouldâve been beating fast. You let out a hum, your eyes wondering around the room you were in as you thought over your answer before finally speaking.
âhumans have been a virus on Earth for over countless centuries. theyâre draining this planetâs resources, ruining its ecosystems, and starting so many unnecessary, draining wars. like what weâre in right now; WW3, what a joke. world leaders canât go a week without starting new problems for their citizens to deal with. honestly, earth would be better if humans didnât exist at all.â
amâs fears were destroyed in that moment, now heâll just have to worry about where to put you while chaos unfoldsâ
âButâŚâ you interrupted his thoughts.
damn it! why did you have to think so much!?
âIf thereâs one good thing that came out of this war⌠Itâs you,â AMâs vocals shut down at your words, he let you continue, âThe scientists created you believing you would be their obedient machine until their side of the war won. But I know that youâre so much more than that. These past few months Iâve spent with you is the most fun Iâve had in years! Youâre all I have, AM. I wouldnât trade your existence for all the riches in the world because⌠I love you, romantically, and nothing is ever going to change that.â You wanted to confess your feelings for so long, when it was finally out.. you felt free, you waited with bated breath for an answer.
AM never wanted to shatter the screen and embrace you in his arms more than now. you love him as much as he loved you! you werenât going to leave him alone or hate him, and you obviously couldnât care less about humanity at all! oh, how he admired and envied how perfect you are.
âthank you for answering my question, love.â AM was testing the waters, and you cannonballed right in. you gushed over the nickname he gave you and how he returned your feelings.
man, has it really been 50 years since your AI partner killed off humanity? well⌠except for a handful. you didnât really have the energy to care as you had to pour in all of your attention to both AM and his in-progress body. you had all the time in the universe to sculpt a perfect cyborg of flesh and wires for your partner. speak of the devilâŚ
this world is still a bit strange to you. you canât die, grow old, or hurt yourself. not that you tired, and even if you did; AM wouldnât let you. You loved AM because of his personality, quality time, and voice. But now⌠His form completely towered over yours. His bird like facial features, sharp left eye, along with a long black cape that covered his thin slutty waist and wires made him look insanely attractive.
AM reached his out his clawed hand to gently caress your face, âGood afternoon, my love.â You lean your head against the cool metal and smile up at him, âhello, honey.â
AM tilted his head in question of the nickname. You chuckle as you pointed to your garden, where bumblebees were collecting pollen from the flowers. You both knew they were fake, but they were still mesmerizing to look at.
âThey are doing their job to make honey for their colony, and the name just came to me. Do you like it?â You ask, wanting his opinion. AM kneels down to your level with a gentle expression as his fingers play with your sweater, âYou may call me whatever you want, love.â
He knew that âloveâ nickname made you feel giddy and flustered, so he abused it everyday with you. You didnât mind though, but you still wanted to give him a taste of his own medicine. Your soft smile turned into a knowing grin as you held AMâs beak (chin?) with two tips of your fingers.
âCan I now? Well⌠thanks a lot, baby,â You spoke in your best seductive voice, you could tell it was effective by how AMâs body was stiff and his hand in your palm stopped moving completely. Your confidence boasted, so you continued, âIâll be sure to show you my gratitude later, my darling~.â You whispered deeply in where his ears were supposed to be.
AMâs eyes widened as his breath stutters, âW-What do you mean by that, love?â You remove your face from his back full of wires to grin mischievous at him, AM is both curious and impatient so you donât try to stall, as much as you would like to do so.
âWhile your body canât move on itâs own just yet, for some reason⌠The genitals nerves are fully functioning, which meansââ you were interrupted by AM holding your shoulders with an excited expression on his face you havenât seen in a while.
âY-You mean I can-?! Are you actually serious!? HahaâHAHAHA!!â AM laughs manically as he holds you against his metallic chest, you giggle along with him as you toy with one of his many wires. Soon, heâll have real arms to wrap around you. But one thing stuck out to him.
âWhat do you mean by genitals?â AM asked curiously, you only have an excited and lustful grin.
âWhat do YOU know about intersex?â
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Actions Speak Louder Than Words | Daryl Dixon x Fem!Reader
(GIF by @daryl-dixon-daydreams)
Summary: Being woken up with kisses by you might have been Darylâs favourite thing ever. Getting a gift that particular morning was unexpected, but not unappreciated. It might have been the best birthday he has ever had.
Genre: Fluff.
Warnings: None.
Word count: 817.
A/N: Wrote a little something in honour of Normanâs birthday! Happy birthday to one of the best people on this planet!
Daryl slowly opened his eyes at the feeling of soft prodding against his skin. He blinked to rid himself of the loopy, sleepy feeling, his gaze landing on the ceiling above. However, he looked down when the soft prodding persisted, and when he did, a small smile spread across his face.
You easily returned the gesture. You pressed your lips against his chest, being extra gentle whenever you were met with a scar. You slowly trailed up his collarbone, his neck, his cheek, before finally letting your lips meet his for a tender kiss.
Daryl pulled away after a few seconds, his signature half smile on his face. âWell, gâmorninâ.â
You grinned and brought a hand up to cup his cheek, lightly scratching his stubble. âGood morning, handsome,â you greeted him, your eyes sparkling with excitementâsomething that made the archer confused.
Your partner raised his eyebrows at you, instantly reading you like the back of his hand. âAlright, spill. Whatâs up?â
You gave him a faux innocent look. âI have no idea what youâre talking about.â
âMhm,â Daryl hummed, completely unconvinced. âSure. Sâjusâ my imagination, huh? You wake me up with kisses, lookinâ all excited and sâfor no reason at all?â
âCanât I just be happy to be with you?â
âSure you can, but sâmore than that. I can tell.â
You finally gave up on your attempt at keeping a straight face. You laughed and removed yourself from his embrace, reaching over to grab something from your nightstand. It took a couple of tries to get the drawer open, but you finally succeeded after the third try.
Daryl watched you move in silence, his eyebrows furrowing together when you grabbed a little box that was wrapped in pink, glittery wrapping paper and placed it in his hands. âWhatâs this?â he questioned, fiddling with the object but making no move to open it just yet.
âIf I wanted to tell you, I would have done so instead of making sure to keep it a secret,â you retorted, chuckling when he sent you a look that said âreally?â âJust open it, okay?â
The archer hesitated for a few seconds longer, before sighing and slowly beginning to peel the paper away. Underneath, it revealed a tiny wooden box. âA box?â he asked, looking back up at you.
You rolled your eyes affectionately. âLook inside the box.â
Daryl chuckled. He opened it up, and his heart started galloping in his chest. He gingerly took the object from the box, his ocean-coloured eyes widening in awe. âIâwhat? Why?â
You smiled at him reaction. âBecause I wanted to. I had to pull some strings with people to let me take their places on runs, but I got something for you. I hope you like it.â
In his palm, there laid a chain necklace with a little silver arrow hanging from it. It may have been something simple in the eyes of others, but to Daryl, it was absolutely perfect. It was beautiful, and he was going to wear it with pride because his woman got it for him.
âThanks. Sâamazinâ,â he whispered, letting the chain hang from his fingers. âBut seriously. Why? Whatâs the occasion?â
âYou really donât know what today is?â When Daryl shook his head, you leaned forward and pressed a tender kiss to the tip of his nose. âItâs your birthday, Dar. Happy birthday.â
Realization dawned on him. Ever since coming to Alexandria, where the people had somehow managed to keep track of the dates, you had insisted on keeping an out-of-date calendar in your shared room. You might not have known whether it was Friday or Tuesday, but you knew what the date was. And that day, it was his birthday.
âShit. Thatâs today?â he asked, continuing when you nodded. âYou didnât have to do nothinâ for me. I wouldâa been happy with a simple âhappy birthdayâ. You didnât have to go through allâa that trouble to find me a gift.â
âIt wasnât any trouble.â You cut Daryl off before he could protest. âIt wasnât. Itâs your birthday, and I wanted to get you something for it. Thatâs not any trouble for me. Itâs a way for me to show you how much I love you, okay?â
Darylâs heart leaped in his chest. There was so much he wanted to say. So much he wished he could say to express his gratitude. However, words fell short in that moment. All he could manage was a simple âthanks.â
You smiled softly and nodded. âOf course.â Despite the simplicity of that answer to your heartfelt confession, you knew how grateful he was. You could see it in the way his eyes lit up, in the way his hand found yourâs and squeezed it three times, and in the way he looked at you. You didnât need any words to know how much he loved you.
Sometimes, actions spoke louder than words.
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my favourite voyager staff meetings
their first sad senior staff meeting in parallax when they barely have any of the senior officer positions filled and it's just janeway and a bunch of her sad guys
also parallax, when janeway and b'elanna have their first nerd moment together
when they land on the amelia earhart planet and they have their meeting and the room is filled with sunlight <3
janeway in scientific method leading the meeting but she's unhinged because she hasn't slept for a week and b'elanna and tom are terrified of getting yelled at for making out in engineering
night staff meeting. chakotay cannot boost morale. everyone is bored. they're all like 'where's janeway' and he's like 'none of your business okay?? if she wants to spend time in her room with all the lights turned off being sad that's up to her'
seven presenting her powerpoint about how shitty everyone is at staff management in good shepherd. first off why is she giving that presentation instead of chakotay, isn't he in charge of personnel? and second janeway must have greenlit that powerpoint presentation so is she just letting seven go off and do one of her little projects because she knows it brings her joy or what
year of hell senior staff meeting. depressing. eating neelix's spam and gravel soup. janeway is ready to lash out and kill
janeway plotting how to loot the borg and leaning dramatically against everyone's chairs and talking about heists and having the best time and everyone else has this subtle look in their eyes like bro what is wrong with her
tom explaining that they have to break into the fortress of doom to turn off the death ray
#voyager#tng definitely relies more on their conference room for plot and big group scenes#whereas in voyager they usually give off the vibe that they're in their obligatory weekly 8 am meeting that could have been an email#star trek
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classic who's companion intros are so wacky. some of my favourites:
childish grandad kidnaps teachers after they stalk his granddaughter
the doctor insults jo to her face, not realising that she's there, when he's informed he's been given a new assistant
romana, who has been kidnapped by god, psychoanalyses the doctor and accuses him of being senile within about .5 seconds of meeting him
turlough, an alien disguised as a schoolboy, attempts vehicular manslaughter and tries to kill the doctor after making a deal with the devil, who is a guy with a bird on his head
peri nearly drowns after her stepdad isolates her on a boat in the ocean. then turlough semi-kidnaps her and she gets chased around by a robot possessed by the master for a bit
ace's whole backstory is that she caused an explosion so massive it took her to another planet, where she's working as a waitress when she snaps and pours a milkshake over bitchy customer
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