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[tfp] various x human!reader optimus / ratchet / bumblebee / smokescreen megatron / soundwave / starscream / knockout

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I know this has been done by others about 486212 times, but I wanted to share my own thoughts. I also know that Orion won the poll, but tbh I have slightly different plans for him that I’m seriously considering. I’ll share the details in a separate post soon <3

Optimus most often kisses the back of your hand

He learned this way of showing affection while delving into Earth’s culture. Perhaps he read about it in one of the books you recommended to him. Maybe he saw a scene where a gentleman kissed his chosen one exactly in that spot. What matters most to him is the meaning of such a kiss and the emotions tied to it.

Optimus could pour all his love into a single gesture. Demonstrate to the whole world that he has the most wonderful partner and is endlessly grateful for your presence in his life. Make such a kiss merely a greeting, but Optimus desires you to see the multifaceted nature of his feelings toward you

When he bows down and takes your hand in his servo, he wants to show the respect he holds for you. By brushing his thumb over the back of your hand, he demonstrates gentleness and support. Finally, by enveloping your knuckles with his lips, he pours all his adoration into the gesture. He reveals his admiration for you in the least intrusive way, so as not to overwhelm you with the true strength of his love. He shows respect, proving his gallantry

He wouldn’t hesitate to kneel on one knee during a hand kiss to further emphasize his feelings. To meet you at eye level, look optics to eyes, or make you look down on him. He would renounce the title of Prime in your honor. For you, he is simply Optimus, striving to unveil the boundless, infinite love he has for you <3

Ratchet most often kisses the top of your head

He is a busy mech, often working overtime on research and ensuring no Autobot faces health issues. He doesn’t have time to be romantic. He rarely takes you on rides, and persuading him to go for a walk around the hangar borders on a miracle. Even in his private habsuite, he only appears sporadically, sacrificing recharge for a few more hours of work. And constant exhaustion means using mass shifting is out of the question for fear of fainting and possibly harming you

Still, Ratchet wants to be a good partner—or at least try to be. To thank you for choosing such an old mech, despite being a young human, without having to say it outright. To convey what he struggles to say aloud. To appreciate your constant presence and the support you give him, even when you do nothing extraordinary

That’s why he loves kissing the top of your head. You don’t need to do anything special—just sit there reading a book—and suddenly you feel passion and gratitude in the touch of his lips on your hair. But before you can ask, Ratchet is already back at work, leaving behind only his silent love

He’s always gentle, blending the precision of a medic with the softness of affection in his kisses. Sometimes he lingers there a little longer, taking in the scent of your shampoo, experiencing the unique texture of your hair—both firm and fluffy. If he’s feeling particularly sentimental, he wraps his servo around your back. It’s his way of showing he’s there for you, even when his work often keeps him away. To remind you of his feelings, that they still hold him firmly by the spark <3

Smokescreen loves kissing you on the lips

He’s a young mech, full of energy and hungry for experiences. That vitality is something he wants to share in his kisses, along with his passion for life—and most importantly, his weakness for you.

He seizes every possible opportunity. Greeting you, saying goodbye, or simply showing affection. He always aims for your lips, even in front of others, as he has no problem with PDA. Besides, he wants others to know you’re taken. That you belong to him, just as he belongs to you. And there’s no better way to express that than through a kiss

He loves catching you off guard. First, he runs his servo through your hair, then leans in to kiss one corner of your mouth, only to immediately claim your lips because he has no patience for the other corner

It’s worth noting that he’s terrible at kissing due to a lack of experience. He focuses more on showing than perfecting, losing his senses around you, always craving more and more. His intake moves impulsively across your lips, chasing the motion of your mouth, often outpacing you in his insatiable appetite for affection. Eventually, it leaves you with swollen lips, breathless, and a very satisfied Smokey, already eager for the next make-out session <3

Bumblebee places kisses on your cheeks

Or at least he would, if his lips were accessible. As a young mech fascinated by human culture and well-versed in its nuances, he knows how significant kisses are in human relationships. It pains him deeply that he can’t give you such an important experience, no matter how often you reassure him it’s not his fault and that you don’t hold it against him. Bee still feels disheartened about it. That’s why he’s come up with his own way of showing physical affection

He nuzzles your cheeks with his battle mask, always remembering to do both sides. It’s a sweet gesture he’s utterly addicted to, so much so that he’ll “kiss” you this way at every opportunity. Greeting you, he caresses your cheeks, chirping cheerfully and listening to the melody of your radiant laughter, immensely pleased that he’s its source

If he’s mass shifted, he always pulls you close, wrapping his arms around your back, practically supporting your entire weight against his chassis. In this position, he has perfect access to your face, which he overzealously takes advantage of. He snuggles into the softness of your cheek, tracing uneven circles and pushing his mask forward as if truly planting a kiss. If only he could, he’d spend an eternity pampering your face, pouring all his nonverbal love into the gesture <3

Megatron particularly loves kisses on the palm of your hand

At first, he simply wanted to surprise you with his tenderness. To prove that he even possesses it, doubting your trust that he could be anything more than a domineering, unfeeling tyrant. That’s why, when he first took your hand and placed a kiss in its center, he got exactly the reaction he anticipated: surprise, but also bashfulness, that the mighty Megatron could treat you with such calculated delicacy

Over time, such kisses became almost an everyday occurrence for you both. He leaves kisses to draw your attention when you’re lost in thought, focused on something other than him. To elicit the reaction he desires, to see the smile on your face and that captivating shyness, so rare in your usual demeanor

He grabs your wrist to guide your forearm into supination, bringing your hand to his lips with a roguish grin because he knows he’ll surprise you again. His kisses in that spot are subtle, unhurried, but they remind you always to think of him. He always looks straight into your eyes, as if showing respect—or perhaps issuing a challenge? Or maybe, deep within his spark, he’s a gentleman

It’s undeniable that he has class. He’s calculated and self-assured, traits that carry over to his kisses. He always knows exactly where to "strike" to tickle you or send shivers down your spine. He knows the effect he has on you—how you squirm when he lets his shark-like teeth lightly graze your skin, mocking your self-control. In a way, he plays with you, teasing only to stop and move to another spot, this time the base of your thumb. Again, he proves his tenderness, cherishing and adoring, only to move to yet another place, striving to show you that his feelings for you burn as fiercely as the values he believes in <3

Soundwave loves to kiss your forehead

Another mech without a mouth who’s devised his own way of compensating for having a display screen instead of a face and a human significant other. With access to all the information on the internet, he knows well that humans love kissing and that it’s important to them. That’s why he’s determined not to deprive you of this pleasure, to not deny you something you deserve due to his anatomical limitation

So, Soundwave touches his forehead to yours. It’s a delicate gesture but carries the weight of his complex and multilayered feelings for you. It shows that he cares, that he’s there for you—even when he spends countless hours standing by a console. He doesn’t need breaks, capable of working endlessly, but for you, breaks have become a daily ritual in his life, just to prove that he’s with you, not just in thought

He pulls you close until you’re level with his faceplate, tilting his helm to connect your foreheads in an unusual yet tender kiss. He loves when you close your eyes during this gesture, giving him tangible proof that this form of affection satisfies you and that you’re content with his efforts, no matter how minimal they might seem. You validate him, giving him a sense of trust that you don’t regret entering a relationship with him

Sometimes, he tilts his helm in a similar gesture while working, as if kissing you from afar. Manifesting you suddenly before him, so he could spend hours in such a position, foreheads melded together in a silent confession of love. He often misses you, and that longing later translates into prolonged sessions of such kisses, as he strokes your forehead with his, trying to pour all his feelings into the gesture <3

Starscream most often kisses your neck

Not necessarily to spark desire and lure you to the berth. Starscream isn’t a sappy mech. He’s not romantic, but his kisses bear the weight of his complicated and uneasy feelings for you. Sometimes they’re soft and sweet; other times, they’re fierce and fiery, trying to engulf you in flames of yearning. He has no qualms about kissing your hand to achieve a similar effect, but kisses on the neck hold great significance for him

He can lose himself in them—in the sensation of skin beneath his lips, the warmth radiating from it. The bones pressing against the flesh, the moles, scars, and marks. Above all, he loses himself in the feeling of reducing the world to your form alone. In the hollow of your neck, he hides from the demons that haunt him. He doesn’t feel Megatron’s breath on his nape, nor the impossible duties, broken promises, and missteps. There’s only you and the safety you offer, even if you can’t truly protect him

He can spend hours like this—or as long as his duties aboard the Nemesis allow—exploring your neck with his lips. Sometimes, he nips at your skin when he wants to extract a compliment from you, but most of the time, he tries to be gentle, as much as his ego permits. Hidden and surrounded by you, grateful for your presence, though he’ll never say it aloud

With his limbs wrapped around you, he pulls you to his chassis. There’s no escape from this trap; Starscream ensures you sit perfectly before him, where he has ideal access to your exposed neck still bearing traces of your previous rendezvous. He immediately buries his helm in your softness, kissing a trail from your collarbone to your ear. Subtle at times, yet swift, as if trying to devour you—eager to seize the rare opportunity for genuine and natural contentment obtained without schemes or deception. Just you and him, mutually showering each other with affection <3

It’s no surprise that Knockout adores French kisses

However, to "mature" to them, the Decepticons’ sex symbol has to overcome a long road of shedding his phobia of human bodily fluids. Only then does he discover how incredibly satisfying it is to explore your intakes with his glossa. How much passion he can convey through this gesture, showing desire not just through interfacing

He usually catches you off guard. Maybe you weren’t paying him enough attention, or maybe he just suddenly felt the urge to kiss you. He places his servos on either side of you, trapping you with no way out, and starts to charm you before launching into fireworks

He quickly learned what to do to make a kiss anything but average. It took a few tries—in the beginning, your kisses felt more like bumping faces—but Knockout has a knack for kissing. He can adapt to your rhythm or set his own. With unrelenting fervor and intensity, he explores the depths of your mouth. He never cares if anyone’s watching or not

Knockout can be quite possessive, a trait that shows in his kisses. He’s not bothered by PDA; any fear of your relationship being exposed to the public has long been forgotten when he can show everyone who you belong to. This often impacts his patients, who must patiently wait until Knockout reaches a satisfactory level of affection to pull away. Otherwise, you’re inseparable.

He won’t let go until he’s sure he’s poured all his feelings into the kiss—the ugly and the tender, the physical and the ones rooted in his spark

He always leaves you breathless with his intensity and passion, ending with a fleeting peck on your lips. <3

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thank you, sycophant

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i'm so far on the horny and fanfic side of tumblr that sometimes i forget that people post other things on here

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Reblog to give a trans woman an embrace so warm and loving that you feel her shoulders drop and her body finally relax a little

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“as a result of president trump’s efforts” DICK RIDERRRRRR DICK RIDER DICK RIDER

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God I love her so much!

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GUYS GUYS‼️

inho grabbing you during mingle (3rd game) when they call for two, but there’s a pair already inside the room. while you wrangle one of the men outside, youngil (inho) takes care of the one inside. when you close the door:

“Fuck—” you croak, nearly in unison with the loud buzz of the timer.

“I did it for us,” he tells you, still leaning against the wall with the body at his feet. There’s blood smeared all over the floor, in the shape of arcs where the man’s feet had kicked while being suffocated.

The desperate pleas and gunshots outside the door are quiet in comparison to the pounding of your heartbeat. You don’t move, not even when Youngil stands and moves closer. The door won’t open, not until the circles take the bodies.

“We’re alive,” he says, now inches away from you. “I did this for us.” His hand comes up, gentle as it cups your face. It’s steady— clean. Not what you thought a killer’s hand would be like.

The way his mouth meets yours is soft, tender. And the way his thumb traces your cheek is the same. There’s a shaky inhale, your lungs stuttering in turn with your brain.

The guards might see you through the slot, but the thought is half-hearted at best, smothered when Youngil tilts his head to kiss you a little harder. You don’t know when you grabbed him back, cradled his face and sank your fingers into his hair.

“For us.” He repeats when he pulls away, lips slightly reddened.

And you believe him.

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When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag

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Imagine being a vigilante just trying to protect your city. Everything is fairly normal, until you meet a certain villain. Unlike others this one seems to like being hit. Likes being beaten to a pulp, handcuffed and thrown in a cell. It's to the point their "crimes" are just obvious attempts to gain your attention. One day, after months of flirting with you, you give the villain what they want. Instead of dragging them to jail you drag them to the nearest thing to bend them over. Taking them hard and fast. Reshaping their guts roughly as you spank, grope and degrade them. And them absolutely loving every second of it.

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Don't forget, Trump was the one who tried to ban TikTok in his first term, and Republicans voted to pass the TikTok Ban Bill.

He didn't save it. He just flipflopped when he realised it made him look bad with young people.

And now TikTok are sucking up to Trump and effectively acting as an ad section for him.

Don't fall for it.

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Vicetober day: 10 (haunted)

Springtrap was so hard to draw at first but I think I was able to make him look creepy!

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someone commented ‘the sun, the moon and jayce’ under my previous meljayvik post i laughed so hard that i just had to draw it

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would you still love me again?

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how would shiggy feel about quickies?

Shiggy loves and hates quickies! It's a complicated relationship.

He gives them a 0/10 and a 10/10.

Look, dating him will literally never be easy lmaoo 😭

Basically, he loves the dirty, desperate feeling of a quicky. He loves the optics and feeling of dragging you or being dragged into a cupboard for five minutes.

He also loves being indulged whenever he's horny, which is often, so quickies are a matter of practicality, too.

But he's also a demanding brat, and sometimes he wants more attention than a quicky can give him.

So on occasion he is pissed the fuck off with whatever it is that is forcing your quicky to be a quicky.

Because you're his alpha!! His!!

He should be able to fuck you for as long as he wants without stupid meetings or missions getting in the way 😤

As I said... it's a complicated relationship.

Quick, filthy, desperate. Those were the only words to come to your otherwise occupied mind to describe you current situation.

You had Tomura lifted and pinned against the wall, holding his weight in your arms as you rutted together and aggressively claimed his mouth with yours. You hadn't even taken a second to properly undress each other; you had pulled down and adjusted your clothing just enough that you could slip inside him unobstructed.

Tomura moaned loudly into your mouth as you increased your already brutal pace.

"Yes, yes, yes," he mumbled in time with each thrust. He broke your kiss as his head fell back against the wall. "You're mine, my alpha!"

Your following laugh was a little strained, but no less genuine, "All yours baby."

You could already feel yourself about to finish, and you made no effort to stop the rapidly approaching tide. Tomura had to leave for a mission in five minutes, so this wasn't the moment to be taking your time. Regardless, he seemed to be just as close as you were.

Just as that thought had formed in your head, Tomura seized and you had to readjust your hold to keep him upright. He jerked a few times, his eyes squeezed almost as tightly as his soaking hole was squeezed around you, and the combination of visual and physical sensation was enough to kickstart your orgasm too.

"Yes," Tomura hissed possessively as you unloaded your cum inside him. "Mine."

You were still riding the waves of pleasure when a sharp knock at the door had both you and Tomura going still. Tomura growled something fierce. You slipped out of him with a sigh.

"Sounds like it might be time for you to go."

Tomura only growled louder as you put him on the floor, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Shigaraki?! It's time to go, asshole. Kurogiri is waiting." It was Dabi. You sighed again, already foreseeing how this was going to go.

Tomura pulled up his trousers and then stormed over to the door, barely giving you enough time to right your own outfit before he pulled it open. "What do you want."

It wasn't a question.

"This stupid mission was your idea, you know," Dabi sneered. Then he paused as he looked over Tomura's shoulder and obviously realised what you'd been doing. "Gross. Do you two have to sneak off to fuck each other every thirty-five seconds? It's annoying."

Tomura growled and got up in Dabi's face. Dabi didn't flinch.

You stepped up and put a hand on your mate's shoulder before this could escalate. Tomura whirled around and now aimed his glare at you. You gave him a hooded stare and leant down to whisper to him.

"This mission is important, babe-" he tried to pull away but you held him close- "so you need to go, but how about this? If you can bring back a fun souvenir from an NPC, I'll give you a special quest reward you when you get back."

As you leant away, you could see his eyes light up.

"What kind of reward?" he demanded.

"It's a secret reward, but I can promise it'll be worth your while."

It took another few minutes, but eventually Tomura agreed just as you knew he would. He left with Dabi and you were now standing in your empty room. You sighed. Now you had to figure out something that you could use as a reward...

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I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

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exercise

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