#My phrase now

[heritageposts]

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

[thecmaly]

really? right in front of my karaage?

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more windbreaker comics

[itischeese]

He knows what words mean, Minato-sensei.

[allyouneedismilk]

i’m (finally) watching tos while i finish up a quilt and look at this absolutely based interaction i had with my dad

(i make no claim to originality on that first comment)

[i-like-forcefem]

Wanting to be a girl is a symptom of being a girl!

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Earth’s hottest day ever recorded by human instruments

Better way to phrase this is : top 3 hottest daily average-global-temperatures ever recorded by human instruments were this week.

[attleboy]

thank you for being so nice to my past couple tadc doodle posts... shitpost be upon thee

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

feels like we are culturally neglecting the meme potential of "[x] made me queer" wherein [x] is any randomly specific throwback.

e.g. "late 90s nickelodeon fruit gushers commercials made me queer." this is a comedy potluck everyone bring a dish to the table

[abyssalzones]

If you have the same hyperfixation for too long they put money on your head and baby I'm frontlining America's most wanted

bonus parallel fidds sprites

[cosmicrhetoric]

carpe jugulum / small gods / lords and ladies / night watch

HERE AND NOW! HAPPY GLORIOUS 25TH!

[ministarfruit]

time to head backstage!

[paintedcrows-caws]

Front row seat to Alex Hirsch's InMotion London Talk!! Aaaa!! (The high quality close up photos were taken by the wonderful @stupidlittlespirit! Who was sitting with me and had a far better camera, haha)

You can watch the full thing here, recorded by the brilliant Topaz Animation!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn_O7CMM67A&t=137s

[chihirolovebot]

on a real note that bit near the end of the video was genuinely haunting. hearing somerton talk about how gay writers are erased from history was one thing (with all the irony being that he stepped on the backs of numerous underpaid, underprivileged and uncredited queer writers to build his youtube channel) but when h revealed it wasn't even somerton's quote in the first place? the worst, most crushing sort of irony. how do you lament about the erasure of gay people and gay writers in history... whilst erasing a gay writer and taking his words as your own?

[baron-von-slipped-on-soap]

When the redesign gives you more joy than the entire original franchise did

This is literally PEAK character design I love it so much 😭😭

Disney Descendants redesigns

Added Ben, or as I've renamed him: Beau

Despite how much I dislike him, I can't forget about him. He IS the catalyst of the franchise, and arguably the heart. Shame they never gave him a personality or likeability though.

He is now the self-absorbed and foppish prince of a major Kingdom, who spends his days doing god knows what in the Enchanted forests. Riding his horse into the sunset, all that classic nonsense. He chooses to "rescue" four kids from the Isle at his fiancée's request, parading them around as his good deed tm. And his world is about to get rocked.

I had so much fun making him look gold and shinyyyyyyy. Magpie brain go brr

[sthilarions]

“You don’t have to worry, Edwin’s the best in the biz. I’d know, I was sort of his first case - “

“Yes, well, be that as it may, if you do not feel assured of the quality of our services you are not required to employ them. On the other hand, there is the matter of payment…”

—

“Don’t ever say that again.”

“Huh? Say what?”

“You were not my first case.”

“What? Why not? I mean, I was the first ghost you helped.”

“Because cases are closed. They are closed, and then the client leaves.”

“Oh.”

“Quite.”

“Well… well the case is only closed when the client is satisfied, yeah? And I’ll only ever be satisfied if I’m with you. So by definition my case can’t ever be closed. I’m never leaving you, Edwin.”

—

“What about you, Charles?”

“What about me what, Crystal?”

“I mean, I know Edwin’s some kind of weirdo exception because he’s not supposed to be here. But you’re basically just a normal ghost, right? And if all ghosts have unfinished business - what’s yours?”

“I don’t really have one, either - “

“His first client.”

“Huh?”

“The first ghost he saw and chose to help. The case was never closed. A perpetually unsatisfiable client.”

—

“Edwin, no!”

“Charles. I have read every book, consulted every witch, wizard, and warlock. You cannot be cured. Either you move onto your afterlife, or you fall into oblivion. There is no other way.”

“No, Edwin, please - “

“I am satisfied with my care.”

“No, no, please.”

“I am your unfinished business, Charles. Your first case. And your unfinished business is done. I am satisfied with my care.”

“Edwin, NO!”

“I am satisfied with my care.”

“No!”