#My fucking bad
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terrified i’m gonna get drug tested at work because it would be a very easy way to fire me and my bosses know I smoke weed before bed which is why I need to stop like right now and pray that if they do, they wait a month, but like also I’m going to go insane if I don’t get high rn.
#one of the things on their Formal List Of Things Lexi Fucked Up was that I told my coworkers I smoke weed 😍#I thought if we could all go get blackout drunk for ‘work dinner’ it was fine to say I smoke medical marijuana. guess not#my fucking bad#personal
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Most unproductive meeting ever
#Idk what I expected#them not to blame me for my disability?#Them to maybe just be normal abt the fact I work different rather than parrot the same old fucking “oh you just need to push harder”#Bitch you’ve been pushing me. TOO hard mind. That’s WHY I’m as stressed as I am🔥🔥#But oh yeah no tell me again how I’m the problem here#My fucking bad#not like I asked for this
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Was about to purchase a very expensive Pokémon card box and between checking it yesterday and going to purchase it today, its price has increased by $20. Needless to say I will not be buying the box and Pokémon (Nintendo) can go fuck themselves bloody with a cacturne.
#my bad for wanting something during the holiday season#truly#my fucking bad#pokemon#nintendo#pokemon cards#cacturne
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by the way, my boyfriend and I *never* vent about each other publicly. because that's actually insane. if we have issues, we talk privately. if I'm venting or he is venting, it is *never* because of a conflict or issue with our relationship. it's fucking insane to me that this is not a standard boundary for sharing online spaces with a partner
#🦅.homelander#my fucking bad#forgot to make a big deal of being performatively perfect and nice and diligent#while also monitoring him 24/7 irl#my fucking bad guys
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bro i have bigger fucking problems than u 😭
#prolly a foreign concept to u but like#lea was right other people do have feelings#and they have relationships outside of u and emotions outside of u#i dont fucking wanna hear from u or about u#god#sorry i reached out to you when u were upset cause i knew you have sh concerns#my fucking bad#please leave me alone now
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fic soon queen ?
I was grinding gexuality and then I started writing creation myth instead I fear
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compilation of this type of post
edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it
#juno.txt#'k smog and batboy caught flipping a grunt' and 'is chep a brambles company' get me so bad every fucking time#actually preemptively putting this in my fav tag just cuz they make me laugh so much#fav
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you know what? this is on me for expecting people to be interested in current research. it’s really on me for believing that people are naturally curious enough to seek out knowledge on the world and human health. really, i should have known better
#people keep arguing with me about pcos#if current research is suggesting that pcos is genetic and is proven to be an endocrine disorder#then perhaps having cysts on ovaries shouldn’t be the primary diagnostic criteria???#and maybe just maybe if you’re able to recite the diagnostic criteria over and over again#perhaps you would also know that one doesn’t have to check off each and every single fucking one on the list???#and if you’re so knowledgeable on it then you’ll be able to tell me the phenotypes of pcos right???#like jesus fuck telling someone to read an article and trying to share knowledge about what you think is interesting#should not be this fucking controversial#it’s genuinely like talking to a brick wall#i literally pointed out databases you could search articles up on to see that peer review research is literally backing my claims#but no no you obviously know more than people who have a fucking degree in med science#my fucking bad#god forbid someone tells you to read a fucking scientific article so you can develop a better argument and stance on a topic#just how fuckung reluctant to learning do you have to be
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the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.
when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."
but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.
now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.
the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.
but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."
the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.
but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?
because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!
and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.
#spilled ink#writeblr#warm up#this is an incredibly difficult idea to express#but i basically keep watching the same timelooped interaction:#someone makes tradwife content where she's like ''i think it's SO sad when ppl don't have kids EW''#and then the response is ''... go fuck yourself? i think ur life is miserable and bad ?"#and instead of being like ''oh we are all under capitalism huh''#the response is like ''you CANT say that. she made a CHOICE. she is ALLOWED to have KIDS and be HAPPY#unlike YOU who is UNHAPPY bc you don't have KIDS.''#like .... these are people who will throw the first stone. and then when you lob one back#they ask why you're so violent. they tell you that you're a bad activist.#and you're like. PARDON????? you implied being a woman meant i need to submit to my husband???#and they're like - well it's just my belief. so what if i'm invalidating your entire identity.
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So that act 2 huh
(original doodle + smth extra under cut)
The gang! "Huh", "wake me up inside by evanescence", "do yuo hav gamez on ur phobne" and "i brought a gun to the rave" anywayy i drew them together
#it has caused irreparable damage to me.#league of legends#vi arcane#zoo wee mama#powder arcane#vi and jinx#arcane#league of lesbians#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#jinx#arcane s2#spoilers arcane#jinx arcane#arcane 2#vi#powder#vander#warwick arcane#vander arcane#isha arcane#Isha#violet arcane#originally wanted to make this a shitty edit but I didn't know how to get pictures of The Gang™ on my phone#i love isha and jinx so much ughh#this season fucked me up so bad already
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Was forced to get a new phone today
#Bluetooth earbuds are the bane of my fucking existence and I hate them so fucking bad#I NEED those wired buds to fiddle with my hands when I’m anxious#I also like not having to fucking CHARGE the things I’m listening to stuff with#I hate this future this sucks bootyass#prince rambles in this chilies tonight
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Rewatched episode 1, have we considered this?
#he wants to bonk the tv man so bad#noisy picture box is so fucking funny#theyre obsessed with each other your honor#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#hazbin alastor#vox#hazbin vox#radiostatic#i fell for the fucking tv#my art
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love how u didn’t even mention mariquitas is a slur for gay men alfkdkfkkfkf translating it as just ladybugs is so funny
as a native Spanish speaker i didn’t even know it was a derogatory term as I’ve never heard it be used! the gender of “locos” should have clued me in (as someone previously mentioned) but honestly the ladybug thing fit Jeremy so well 😭
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Bonus:
#My art#One Piece#Nico Robin#Sir Crocodile#Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD#According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life#They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay#But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world#This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER#You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized#Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao#She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭
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#homeless#homeless people in edinburgh offered beds 250 miles away weeks after city declares housing emergency#homeless people#rent is theft#rent is too damn high#landlords are parasites#fuck landlords#landlords are scum#landlords are leeches#landlords are bastards#i’m a housing lawyer – landlords use new loophole to push out tenants in ‘bad faith’ evictions#landlords#i took my landlord to court over common rental problem that made my life hell and won $14#court dismisses assault on landlord and son who threw student out in his ‘jocks’ after no rent paid#we had to flee our home as it was invaded by mice & bedbugs – inspectors said it’s ‘deplorable’ but landlord won’t act#landlord#rental#rent#auspol#politas#ausgov#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich
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Okay are Sharon and Daray poly? (Or is Sharon doing this in bad faith?) (Sorry Daray)
YO! CORRECTION! I FUCKING MESSED UP LOL! IT'S ADDER! NOT DARAY WHO IS THE HOMEWRECKER! MY FUCKING BAD! (can't believe I got my OCs mixed up like that lol)
Yea no, Daray is ace and not interested in relationships! I meant to say Adder but for some reason I said Daray (I think because I drew Daray recently and he's been on my mind a bit lol).
Adder is absolutely doing it in bad faith on purpose and will sometimes actively seek out people in relationships just to see if he can make them cheat just for the shits and giggles.
Sharon doesn't actively seek out married men, but she's not going to stop herself if she finds out they are married. It just so happens that a lot of married men flocked to her and so she ended up basically exclusively dating married men.
She doesn't stop herself or end the relationship once she finds out about their marital status. If anything it makes her feel better because she was chosen over another woman. I can see her subconsciously looking for signs of married men so that she can have that feeling more, but she isn't actively trying to get married men.
These two put blame on the cheater and not themselves when it comes to them ruining relationships. To them, if the cheater cheats, then they were weak willed or didn't love their partner enough. It doesn't matter if Sharon or Adder were the ones pushing boundaries, if the cheater can't control their own actions then that puts these two in the clear in their minds.
Also to note, Sharon really isn't dating anymore. She's probably just not interested all that much, but I can see her trying to get back in the game once she kicks Synthia out of the house.
Adder is definitely still being a piece of shit and actively trying to ruin people's relationships for the shiggles and gits.
(Edit: I don't think I actually answered your question at first. No, they are not poly. None of these three here are poly.
Sharon is monogomous and only has one person at a time. Adder is just a cheater who hides behind the label of poly but actually isn't and if he had a real relationship he'd actually want it to be monogomous. And Daray is asexual and probably aromantic and doesn't even want a QPR let alone a poly relationship).
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